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Pitbull Puppy Stabbed, Beaten Left For Dead Inside Suitcase In Abandoned Building Like An Episode Of SVU – We Need To Find Dahmer 2.0 Responsible

Pitbull Puppy Stabbed, Beaten, Left For Dead Inside Suitcase In Abandoned Building Like An Episode Of SVU – We Need To Find Dahmer 2.0 Responsible








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Benson? Stabler? Where are you?

The smooshy-faced pit bull pup above, now named Ollie, was found in an abandoned building in a rough corner of Hollywood, FL early Tuesday morning. A Good Samaritan heard noises, called police, and when they responded, they found a blue suitcase with a puppy foot hanging out and leapt into action.


The next so many pictures are graphic as fuck, fam, so don’t say I didn’t warn you



Not only was Ollie stabbed, he was also beaten and suffered several broken bones in addition to deep lacerations all over his head and chest.


I can’t put into print the things that I would like to do to the grundle mollusk responsible for this. Rest assured, Dahmer 2.0 would not be walking away from whatever NSTB could dish out.


Ollie is currently at VCA Hollywood Animal Hospital recovering from his injuries. Grateful Paws, a local (and amazingly reputable!) 501c3 animal rescue has committed to seeing him through this tragedy and on to the next chapter of his life.  Ollie is still in need of a foster home to go to once he’s well enough to be released. So if you’re local to the Tri-County area in FL, send Grateful Paws a message!

They also have a GoFundMe, and have since far surpassed their goal, but if you’re so inclined, you can donate toward Ollie here:


In the meantime, we need to hunt down the loaded, week-old colostomy bag responsible for this. We know that Turtle power is ever-reaching and all-knowing, so despite being a Flori-DUH story, we know Turtleriders WILL get info.

Detectives are asking anyone with information concerning this incident to call the Hollywood Police Department’s Detective Bureau at (954) 967-4411.

Tipsters can e-mail or text to Information can also be given to Broward Crime Stoppers at (954) 493-TIPS or

Do your thing, Turtles!


14 Comment(s)
  • Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat
    October 13, 2017 at 9:09 am

    i like ‘gnaw your face off!’s epic fail

  • WOW! Turtleboy is Censoring Posts!
    October 12, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Sent a link to an article on Fox 61, regarding animal abuse and TurtleBoy is blocking it. What do you have to hide?

    • chrissy
      October 13, 2017 at 3:55 am

      nothing they just require approval for links instead of just accepting every link posted

    • chrissy
      October 13, 2017 at 3:56 am

      ps good on you for looking out for animals though <3

  • DJ Trump
    October 11, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    That’s some third-world shit right there Holmes. You should see what they do to their human victims.
    Pro-Tip …Americans should never leave the resorts.

  • Sue
    October 11, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    I’m sick to my stomach. What is wrong with man kind.

  • October 11, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    please let this pup find the GOOD home he deserves! there are some very sick people in this world

    October 11, 2017 at 2:21 pm

    I can’t fucking read this. Go back making fun of fat junkies with tats on their tits . I come here to laugh not fucking cry on a fucking Wednesday wtf

  • The Rant Queen
    October 11, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Oh my God that poor baby! It just infuriates me that people are capable of doing such evil things to a defenseless creature, with no reason other than to cause pain and fear. I DESPISE humans. I don’t want this cuntfaced pansy to go to jail, I want their face ripped to shreds and their hands and feet butchered until they’re unrecognizable as a person. Then, pour gasoline all over them and light a match.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 11, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    Good job. They saved a pit bull which will rip some kids’ face off in a few years.

    • Gnaw Your Face Off!
      October 11, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      You have to wonder why it was originally abused, and left for dead. Was it violent and someone wanted to get rid of it? There are certainly better ways to put an animal down.

      I don’t like animal abuse either, but “Stunt Penis” brings up a good point!

    • FuckfaceMcFaggot
      Fuckface McFaggot
      October 11, 2017 at 5:36 pm

      Let’s hope it’s you fucktard

  • Elle
    October 11, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    I will never understand how someone can be so unbelievable cruel to an animal. This article breaks my heart. I hope they find whoever did this and hang him by his ball sack from a tree. I’d like to take a couple swings at him with a bat like Lucille.

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