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A man’s quest for fast food led to his arrest Sunday morning when he was allegedly driving while intoxicated and pulled up next to a marked police cruiser to ask for directions to McDonald’s.
Joseph Damato, 32, of Millbury, was allegedly driving with a blood alcohol context three times the legal limit on Sunday, July 12 around 8:53 a.m., police said.
Damato allegedly drove up beside officer Christopher Dumas’ patrol car in the area of Picker Road and Route 20 and asked him for directions to McDonald’s.
“Officer Dumas noted the operator was slurring his words and appeared dazed,” police said in a press release.
Damato was arrested and charged with operating under the influence of liquor, nelgigant operation of a motor vehicle and an inspection violation.
I’m sorry, but that is the oldest 32 year old man I have ever seen. Also, this is the funniest story I’ve heard in months. Numbnuts McGee was literally less than a mile from McDonald’s. Not only that, downtown Sturbridge pretty much has every restaurant imaginable, including a Friendly’s. He could’ve had WHATEVER he wanted to work off his buzz. All he had to do was keep going straight. That’s it. Instead, he thought it would be wise to pull alongside the one guy whose job it is to arrest people like him. Darwinism people. Darwinism.
P.S. The award for dumbest thing ever written on the Internet goes to this guy, who shared his brilliant version of what happened for the world to see on Masslive.com.
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10 Comment(s)
Fkn butttard!! That’s what you get. Real men don’t stop and ask for directions.
I think this represents this funny shit:
https://youtu.be/JTSk5cbaZso
Nine in the morning? Yeah, I’d definitely pick Friendly’s over McDonald’s. Pancakes, home fries, sausage. God damn that sounds good, and I’m not even wasted.
Babs Kramer …….. I remember her. Nasty woman, many a night I had to throw her out on the street, drunken
stumblebum.
OMG is she COB tongue punch fart box material? If so then so hilarious.
I have several friends who have not subtully traded paint with the drive through and still left with their order. Cops kind of don’t want to see certain things but when you pull up alongside presenting your infraction you make them have to keep other drivers safe.
Agreed. That sure is a hard 32. Damn!
I’m sure being three times the legal limit at almost 9:00 a.m. isn’t helping him. The guy’s level must have been off the charts at last call if he was a .24 at that hour!
You know back in the day I would’ve said in a very Jeff Spicoli style, “Hey bud, let’s party.” But now – umm no.
I need to get checked for that “condition”. It seems to sneak up on me every Saturday night!