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Attleboro Swasticock Comments Under His Wanted Picture On APD Facebook Page In Some Sort Of Gestapaho Dialect

Attleboro Swasticock Comments Under His Wanted Picture On APD Facebook Page In Some Sort Of Gestapaho Dialect

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The Attleboro Police are looking for this man for check forgery and receiving stolen property:

Whoa!! I did Nazi that one coming!! How will the cops ever find this guy though? It’s not like he has any distinguishable characteristics. Although someone should tell this guy that it doesn’t count as a swastika if a quarter of it is shaped like an uncircumcized banana cock:

In the can they refer to this as a swasticock. I guess that’s the kind of quality you can expect when you pay for face tattoos from a guy named Prison Steve who only accepts payments in the form of felatio. .

Anyway, this poonazi burger apparently thought it would be wise to go to the one place he probably shouldn’t go if the cops are looking for him – the comment section underneath his glorious mugshot:

Ahhh yes, Joe Boyden is concerned about wasted tax dollars. Because if this face doesn’t scream “taxpaying citizen”

then I don’t know know what does.

He also attempted to communicate to his fans about his background as some sort of hoodrat:

So let me get this straight. Joe Boyden is a maniac Latin Disciple, who calls himself, “yakk life IN king killa”? Did I read that right? Makes about as much sense as this:

Not sure what’s going on here, but he sounds upset. Probably because those checks he tried to forge ended up bouncing. Then again, I don’t speak Gestapaho, so I can’t be quite sure what any of this means.

He couldn’t stop commenting either:

And he had supporters too:

This guy’s decision to post on the Attleboro Police page was about as wise as Hitler’s decision to invade Russia. Which is why many wisely chose to tag the turtle:

Oh, and you’ll never guess who one of his favorite basketball teams is:

Chicago Bulls. Shocking.

He also has one of the worse street names in the history of swasticocks:

Under no circumstance should your nickname ever look like “young boys.” That’s just not a good look bro. About as smart as commenting underneath your mugshot on the Attleboro Police Facebook page.


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13 Comment(s)
  • Donald J. Trummp
    November 20, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Sad – need to lock up clowns like this! Cannot MAGA if we have chodes like this cryin’ sack of crap out there!

  • Wabbitt
    June 10, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    How are you a Nazi and be dropping N bombs? This douche is beyond confused.

  • Brian Gaffney
    Young bos cup of noodles
    June 9, 2017 at 2:10 am

    Haha fat fuck young bos don, hope u don’t have to run, guess like your prison tats the ramen noodles got to you too

  • Seriously?
    June 8, 2017 at 9:53 am

    That backwards swastika stands for “even bigger douche than the Nazis”.

  • Irishcurse
    June 8, 2017 at 8:32 am

    Picture in Websters dictionary next to Douchebag

  • whatevuh
    June 7, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Just another SHIT-STAIN on the underwear of society

  • Big Raymond
    June 7, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    A young charles manson, throw away the key, this one doesn’t get better.

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 7, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    Swasdicka works too.

  • Team Turtle
    June 7, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    I feel like he prob got those jail tats to protect his asshole from being violated in one of his many stints in jail. Wonder if him and Aaron were close at all?? Either way he’s a real contribution to society.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 7, 2017 at 11:43 am

    “I did Nazi that coming” – LOVE IT

  • Security Risk Group Officer
    June 7, 2017 at 11:32 am

    The swastika is a symbol of Latin Maniac Disciples which fall under FOLK Nation. The rounded spoke at the bottom is how their gang draws it. The horns on his head, the swastika, the pitchfork on his face the six point star on his chest (which is David’s star under FOLK, not the same as the Jewish star). The name Young Bos Don refers to the FOLK saying BOS “Brothers of Struggle”. Chicago Bulls is probably because it is symbolic of the origin of FOLK and Latin Maniac Disciple. This guy probably is affiliated with this but as for rank I doubt he is very high up. The swastika doesn’t symbolize Nazi or hate in gang culture always. I’m by no means condoning this shitstain, I just worked gang intelligence for a long time and figured I’d inform a little.

    • Security Risk Officer
      June 7, 2017 at 11:52 am

      also King Killa refers to rival of Latin Kings who fall under PEOPLE NATION a rival of FOLK. Yakk life refers to cocaine life, meaning he sells cocaine. If you guys ever need to know gang related stuff let me know, I’ll be happy to teach because these scumbags need to be identified.

  • Hughbo Mont
    June 7, 2017 at 11:01 am

    Another example of all-star parenting!

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