Attleboro Swasticock Comments Under His Wanted Picture On APD Facebook Page In Some Sort Of Gestapaho Dialect

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The Attleboro Police are looking for this man for check forgery and receiving stolen property:

Whoa!! I did Nazi that one coming!! How will the cops ever find this guy though? It’s not like he has any distinguishable characteristics. Although someone should tell this guy that it doesn’t count as a swastika if a quarter of it is shaped like an uncircumcized banana cock:

In the can they refer to this as a swasticock. I guess that’s the kind of quality you can expect when you pay for face tattoos from a guy named Prison Steve who only accepts payments in the form of felatio. .

Anyway, this poonazi burger apparently thought it would be wise to go to the one place he probably shouldn’t go if the cops are looking for him – the comment section underneath his glorious mugshot:

Ahhh yes, Joe Boyden is concerned about wasted tax dollars. Because if this face doesn’t scream “taxpaying citizen”

then I don’t know know what does.

He also attempted to communicate to his fans about his background as some sort of hoodrat:

So let me get this straight. Joe Boyden is a maniac Latin Disciple, who calls himself, “yakk life IN king killa”? Did I read that right? Makes about as much sense as this:

Not sure what’s going on here, but he sounds upset. Probably because those checks he tried to forge ended up bouncing. Then again, I don’t speak Gestapaho, so I can’t be quite sure what any of this means.

He couldn’t stop commenting either:

And he had supporters too:

This guy’s decision to post on the Attleboro Police page was about as wise as Hitler’s decision to invade Russia. Which is why many wisely chose to tag the turtle:

Oh, and you’ll never guess who one of his favorite basketball teams is:

Chicago Bulls. Shocking.

He also has one of the worse street names in the history of swasticocks:

Under no circumstance should your nickname ever look like “young boys.” That’s just not a good look bro. About as smart as commenting underneath your mugshot on the Attleboro Police Facebook page.

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