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Worcester Courthouse Records Legend Pretends To Be Undercover Cop While Robbing Real Undercover Cop

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“Worcester man pretends to be undercover cop while robbing undercover cop during drug deal.”

That’s a headline so ironic that it sounds like The Onion wrote it. But it’s actually something real that happened right here in Worcester. From

Worcester Police and State Police Gang Unit members were conducting a joint drug investigation in the Pleasant Street area Saturday when an undercover officer began speaking to Jason Marty 34, of Worcester, according to court records.

The two discussed a drug buy and Marty got into the undercover officer’s car. Marty allegedly wanted $40 for drugs, but the undercover officer refused, the record said.

“At this time Marty became hostile and told the UC that he was a police officer and that the UC was in big trouble,” court records said.

Marty allegedly got out of the car and walked over to the undercover officer’s window on the driver’s side. He asked for the undercover officer’s license and registration. The undercover officer asked Marty if he was a cop.

“I told you I was a cop,” Marty said, according to court records. “Then Marty forcibly grabbed the $40.00 cash out of the UC’s hand and walked toward the rear of the UC’s vehicle.”

Police said Marty then came back and demanded the undercover officer’s license and registration again, records said. The undercover officer handed over his license.

Marty allegedly walked away, pulled open the lapel of his shirt and mimicked talking into a police radio, police said.

“Marty then returned to the driver’s window and then told the UC that he needed his registration ‘now’,” the statement of facts on file in court said. Marty allegedly pretended to have a badge.

Authorities said the undercover officer’s cell phone rang during the exchange. Marty was irritated and asked if the undercover officer was actually going to answer it, records said.

“This is your lucky day,” Marty allegedly said, handing the undercover officer his license back.

Marty walked away, but was then tracked down by the officers who had been watching and listening to the whole exchange.

He was arrested and the money was recovered.

Marty was held for 30 days without bail after he was arraigned in court. A probation official said Marty has a 16-page criminal record and was already on probation at the time of the alleged incident. Bail was set at $10,000 cash on the new arrest and the case was continued to July 28.

Defense attorney Christine Martin said her client is accused of armed robbery but didn’t have a weapon. He denied the accusations, she said.


I’m not gonna lie, I read the courthouse records every day. It’s the only thing in the Telegram worth reading. It’s funny because you see the same people over and over again. And Jason Marty is like, the main character of the Worcester Courthouse records. Just a quick Google search for him gives you a quick insight into the 16-page criminal record the probation official was referring to:


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That’s just page one. There is so, so, so much more where that came from. And check out the picture:

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That right there is the face of a courthouse veteran. Zero fucks given by Tatnuck Magnet School’s finest alumni. Most of us would probably be pretty nervous and phased by being in the position he’s in right now. But for him, this is just another Tuesday.

I gotta give him credit though – if this wasn’t an undercover cop he was dealing with, he probably would’ve gotten away with it. This is really just a case of bad luck. Although at the same time, what are the odds this is the first time he’s used the ol’ “radio in the lapel of the Saver’s shirt” trick? I guarantee that works nine times out of ten. You don’t get to be a legendary courthouse regular without a shitload of success stories to go along with it.

The funny part is, he actually got away with it for a minute. He snatched the cash out of the UC’s hands and walked away. But for whatever reason he decided it would be wise to come back and continue the lie by asking for the guy’s license and registration. It’s like, dude you got the $40. Today was another successful day in the life of a lower Pleasant Street legend. All you gotta do is walk away.

Then again if he did walk away, that would make him smart. And you don’t end up in the courthouse records five billion times if you’re smart. Luckily for him he is fortunate enough to live in Massachusetts – where the motto is “1,000 strikes and you’re out.”  And he knows it too. Ya see that picture of him clipping his nails in court? That’s a guy who knows he’ll be back on Crown Hill by the weekend, with another writ of “Worcester boys will be Worcester boys.”

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16 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 10:50 am

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  • BobnMic
    July 1, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    *thumbs down I meant sorry…

  • RJ
    June 30, 2015 at 4:59 pm

    Let’s not be so quick to judge. I mean, who hasn’t gotten busted stealing money from an undercover cop while pretending to be an undercover cop, am I right? We’ve all been there.

    • G-Love
      July 1, 2015 at 7:14 am

      OMG, how funny is it that someone actually gave your SARCASTIC comment a thumbs down?!?! I love when people do that….do people not understand sarcasm anymore????

      • BobnMic
        July 1, 2015 at 12:12 pm

        I get thumbs done all of the time from every post that I do from the very small amount of people that come here who are utterly clueless. And most of my posts are of rational thought and liest with common sense.

        But just watch, I’ll get at least a half a dozen for this post. Come on’ numbnuts bring it on…

        • G-Love
          July 1, 2015 at 12:22 pm

          I’ll give you a thumbs up BobnMic!!! 😉

          • BobnMic
            July 1, 2015 at 12:25 pm

            Just gave you a thumbs up G-Love. Right back atcha…. 🙂

        • BobnMic
          July 1, 2015 at 1:09 pm

          See there’s one. Come on followers of the Old Ball committee to hate everything normal, you can do better than that… 😀

          • BobnMic
            July 1, 2015 at 2:34 pm

            There’s another one from the Old Balls committee to hate everything normal.

  • The Philistine
    June 30, 2015 at 3:20 pm

    The man has sand.

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    June 30, 2015 at 3:14 pm

    Your registration… Hurry up meow.

    Not so funny meow, is it!?

    • Wabbitt
      June 30, 2015 at 7:12 pm

      Did you say, “meow?”

      • July 1, 2015 at 4:25 pm

        Settle down meow.

        • Wabbitt
          July 1, 2015 at 5:06 pm

          Do I look like a cat you you, boy? Dancing around all nimbly pimbly?

  • The Dude
    June 30, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    That’s hilarious. Good find!

  • June 30, 2015 at 2:12 pm

    And he’s one of how many thousand?

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