This is Kristin Sullivan from Falmouth.

In 2014 someone by that name (and with that unique spelling) from Falmouth became known as Gloryhole Gloria after she got caught with all types of pills in her rectum while incarcerated in Barnstable.

An East Falmouth woman is facing criminal charges after authorities allege she hid drugs in her rectum while in custody at the Barnstable County Correctional Facility. Kristin A. Sullivan, 28, was arraigned Tuesday in Falmouth District Court on nine counts: three each of delivering drugs to a prisoner, distributing a Class E controlled substance and possession to distribute a Class E substance.

According to court records, on Aug. 5, while Sullivan was being held on charges from Falmouth and Wareham district courts, jail authorities received a tip that she was giving prescription medicines to other inmates and was hiding the drugs in a body cavity. Jail personnel questioned Sullivan, and she admitted to tucking a small container containing pills in her rectum, records say. An X-ray confirmed it, and the container was removed by medical personnel at Falmouth Hospital, according to records. Authorities found six intact pills in the container and one-quarter of a larger pill, records say. Among the medications were clonazepam, a muscle relaxant, and dextroamphetamine, a stimulant used to treat attention deficit disorder.

You might have a drug problem when you’re willing to waste a high in jail after eating a pill coated in ratchet Falmouth feces.

Two years later she led the cops on a high speed chase through Bourne.

A Falmouth woman was arrested Fri., Oct. 7 after police said she led officers on a chase. Kristin Sullivan, 30, of Falmouth, faces a host of charges. Police said the chase started in Bourne at about 8:45 p.m. Sullivan, driving a 1999 Ford Taurus wagon, had an expired inspection sticker and drove off when an officer tried to pull her over, police said. She briefly stopped and two men exited to the vehicle and surrendered, police said. Sullivan drove off again but she ran over a spike strip deployed by police on Route 28A, police said. It punctured one of her tires, police said. Sullivan continued on Route 28A and made it to Falmouth but ditched the vehicle on Blacksmith Shop Road, police said, adding she was captured after a short chase.

If Newport 100’s had a face.

Some may same that’s not the same person as the Kristin Sullivan from Falmouth on Facebook, but that’s a one and a kind nose, and the widow’s peak gives it away.

Nuff said.

Well she’s been a busy beaver lately, selling tons of brand new brand name clothing and purses on the Facebook machine.

And most of the stuff is posted on or around the same day. Nothing shady about that. Lots of people buy name brand clothing and sell it immediately for less than they purchased it for, sometimes with the tags still attached. Lots of people sell brand new, never been used computers that they “got from school” for $200. Plenty of people seem to consistently buy and then sell clothing because it “doesn’t fit” them. And the fact that she previously led police on a high speed chase and once stuck klonopins up her funhouse doesn’t make this suspicious at all.

Neither does the fact that she currently has an ad out to clean your house for $20.

Someone please send this blog to poor Michelle Tilio. She has no idea that she’s about to be robbed by Gloryhole Gloria.

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