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Gloryhole Gloria Who Sells Tons Of Name Brand Stuff That’s “Too Big” And Sticks Drugs Up Her Funhouse Wants To Clean Your House In Wareham For $20

 

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This is Kristin Sullivan from Falmouth.

In 2014 someone by that name (and with that unique spelling) from Falmouth became known as Gloryhole Gloria after she got caught with all types of pills in her rectum while incarcerated in Barnstable.

An East Falmouth woman is facing criminal charges after authorities allege she hid drugs in her rectum while in custody at the Barnstable County Correctional Facility. Kristin A. Sullivan, 28, was arraigned Tuesday in Falmouth District Court on nine counts: three each of delivering drugs to a prisoner, distributing a Class E controlled substance and possession to distribute a Class E substance.

According to court records, on Aug. 5, while Sullivan was being held on charges from Falmouth and Wareham district courts, jail authorities received a tip that she was giving prescription medicines to other inmates and was hiding the drugs in a body cavity. Jail personnel questioned Sullivan, and she admitted to tucking a small container containing pills in her rectum, records say. An X-ray confirmed it, and the container was removed by medical personnel at Falmouth Hospital, according to records. Authorities found six intact pills in the container and one-quarter of a larger pill, records say. Among the medications were clonazepam, a muscle relaxant, and dextroamphetamine, a stimulant used to treat attention deficit disorder.

You might have a drug problem when you’re willing to waste a high in jail after eating a pill coated in ratchet Falmouth feces.

Two years later she led the cops on a high speed chase through Bourne.

A Falmouth woman was arrested Fri., Oct. 7 after police said she led officers on a chase. Kristin Sullivan, 30, of Falmouth, faces a host of charges. Police said the chase started in Bourne at about 8:45 p.m. Sullivan, driving a 1999 Ford Taurus wagon, had an expired inspection sticker and drove off when an officer tried to pull her over, police said. She briefly stopped and two men exited to the vehicle and surrendered, police said. Sullivan drove off again but she ran over a spike strip deployed by police on Route 28A, police said. It punctured one of her tires, police said. Sullivan continued on Route 28A and made it to Falmouth but ditched the vehicle on Blacksmith Shop Road, police said, adding she was captured after a short chase.

If Newport 100’s had a face.

Some may same that’s not the same person as the Kristin Sullivan from Falmouth on Facebook, but that’s a one and a kind nose, and the widow’s peak gives it away.

Nuff said.

Well she’s been a busy beaver lately, selling tons of brand new brand name clothing and purses on the Facebook machine.

And most of the stuff is posted on or around the same day. Nothing shady about that. Lots of people buy name brand clothing and sell it immediately for less than they purchased it for, sometimes with the tags still attached. Lots of people sell brand new, never been used computers that they “got from school” for $200. Plenty of people seem to consistently buy and then sell clothing because it “doesn’t fit” them. And the fact that she previously led police on a high speed chase and once stuck klonopins up her funhouse doesn’t make this suspicious at all.

Neither does the fact that she currently has an ad out to clean your house for $20.

Someone please send this blog to poor Michelle Tilio. She has no idea that she’s about to be robbed by Gloryhole Gloria.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • Yep.
    March 16, 2019 at 5:27 am

    I’d drop one in her fifth pocket.

  • Grim reaper
    March 14, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Kill all drug dealers

  • Whicked Whack
    March 14, 2019 at 7:14 am

    What’s up with the arm in the Nintendo DS post

  • Natasha
    March 13, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    1999 Ford Taurus is all I needed to hear…. #ratchet

  • True justice
    March 13, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    People who live on cape cod don’t wear cape cod sweatshirts. Definitely stolen

  • Me
    March 13, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    Those purses are not real coach bags.

    • Knockoff
      March 14, 2019 at 1:36 pm

      Exactly.

      Neither are the LV boots or the Tiffany bracelet.

  • Cdot666
    March 13, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    She wrote elfit thinking she was saying outfit

  • Not Francis
    March 13, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Like Francis and Randall, she likes anal.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 13, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    Uncle turtle turd you should hire her to clean your mansion and then tell us about the results

  • Why
    March 13, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    I just don’t understand all the hoopla over pocketbooks.

    • Lola Bunny
      March 13, 2019 at 10:23 pm

      If I had money to burn I would have the biggest designer purse and shoe collection! My mom (and her Mom) was very elegant, always so put together and fashionable so I guess it’s just in my blood? But, I have champagne taste on a tap water budget. Single Mom (kids grown up now but man did they cost a lot), the kids Dad hid most of his income so I got crap for support, worked my ass off to buy a nice house in a great neighborhood so they went to good schools. Priorities. Oh well.

  • more
    March 13, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    Can we have an extra live show tonight? Not enough commenting today with facebook being bitches.

  • Mayor Correia
    March 13, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    She…..live around here?

  • aL
    March 13, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    I just want to be here.

  • Ben The Rat
    March 13, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    I can’t wait for her to pass out on the street. She doesn’t have a mole but those earlobes look tasty.

  • Siskel
    March 13, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    She can clean my house..but she will have to pull the supplied out of her ass. I don’t even own a mop.

  • pope francis
    March 13, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    fucking slutpig

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 13, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Wtf turtle turd do your home work

    • Peep Show Joe
      March 13, 2019 at 2:58 pm

      Aw right boy, that’s it. You been fooling around long enough, you’re not gonna get to work the men’s room, you’re gonna be working out behind the dumpster. Back to ho’in for you. You gonna hafta work your way back into the men’s room. And you best not come up short neither. Lazy no account ho. Too lazy to clean, always on that phone bothering these good people. Git out behind that dumpster and don’t let me see you til you made your night.

  • Liawatha
    March 13, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    This young, empowered entrepreneur is truly an inspiration.

  • Just sayin
    March 13, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Half of that stuff is 2 decades old another chunk is counterfeit …. by the way Woerfubaidu is a brand in itself … boots can’t have both an Ugg label and a Woerfubaidu label.

    Looks to me like she stole shit from a poorly run second hand store … or her high school closet.

  • Y
    March 13, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Those are “whicked” nice “elfits”
    Hahaha, what a dolt.

    • R
      March 13, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      Donation bins from Duxbury, Wellesley, ETC…, or a whole bunch of people with summer homes are in for a surpirse in a few weeks.

      • Y
        March 13, 2019 at 4:18 pm

        She’s probably stealing from the homes she’s cleaning to make-up for the cheap price ($20.00) she’s offering.

      • ...
        March 13, 2019 at 4:34 pm

        Don’t insult the people of Duxbury and Wellesley …. their closets aren’t stuffed with way out dated coach bags.

        Does anyone even still buy coach bags? I thought only people who shopped at Express aspired to be coach bag owners? …. and people from Duxbury and Wellesley don’t shop at express. It’s like the Lacoste of the handbag world …. sure they use to be nice in the 80’s …. then the gist pumpers got their hands on them.

  • hank
    March 13, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    nice

  • Big Wick
    March 13, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Looks like Ashley Judd on a bad day?

    • z
      March 13, 2019 at 3:52 pm

      I think Ashley Judd has had too much work done.
      Cute, when younger.
      Bat-shit crazy.

      • x
        March 13, 2019 at 4:28 pm

        One of them is meatloaf, Bat outta hell batshit crazy

      • Big Wick
        March 13, 2019 at 6:05 pm

        “I’m AAAAANNGGRRYY!!!!!”

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