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GoFundMe Legend Raising Money To Remove 420 Tattoo On Forehead To Get A Job Should Probably Clean Up Her Facebook Page Too

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Ever since we exposed Sammie Holland for being a GoFundMe trap queen out of Spencer, people have been sending us hilarious GoFundMe’s left and right. This one from a woman named Tabitha Renea West was fantastic:
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Sweet mother of God. I’m not even mad at this chick. She’s got a fucked up head and she doesn’t wanna pay to fix it. Can’t blamer her. I feel like at this point the more bizarre the GoFundMe, the more people are gonna share it, and the more people are gonna donate $5 just for the fuck of it. Just to say that you helped tattoo-head get a job. Jesus H. Christ, imagine you were an employer and this thing showed up for a job interview. She looks like Cheech and Chong tag teamed her and stamped her forehead in permanent marker afterwards. I can’t stop laughing every time I look at this face:

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Oops!!

Hey Tabby, you might wanna clean up your Facebook page a little too if you’re looking for a job. Just a thought. Because if the 420 tattoo on your forehead somehow doesn’t disqualify you from employment, lovely pictures like this might:

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Mike Casanova is right – he does have a nice hand full of tit right there. Because nothing says “hire me” like a chick with a 420 tattoo on her forehead getting her nipples rubbed while she rips down the final Newport from her mid-afternoon pack.

And if you thought she was a fun time, wait until you check out her boo:

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More solid life choices from our girl Tabby!!

Oh yea, and you might wanna change your favorite books on Facebook too:

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I understand that a lot of women have read 50 Shades of Grey before. But, Vaginal Fantasy? That’s a real book? They couldn’t come up with a title that’s a little more….low key? I mean, 50 Shades of Grey could easily have been called, “Dominatrix butt sex abuse.” But it probably wouldn’t have been half as easy to market. Because housewives all over America don’t have to come to terms with the fact that they’re purchasing pornography if the title of the book is “50 Shades of Grey.”

Here’s another thing you can do if you’re looking to get a job. You MIGHT wanna refrain from posting stuff like this:

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I just asked my buddy after I saw this. She’s right. It’s been confirmed.

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OK…..

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If you were naked in front of me right now I’ll tell you one thing I wouldn’t do. Hire you to be our new salesperson. I’m not saying the other things aren’t true. I’m just saying that Facebook might not be the best place to record every thought that passes through your 420 stamped head. Maybe invest in a diary? Just a thought.

One last piece of advice for cleaning up your Facebook page if you want people to donate to your GoFundMe – hit the unlike button for the tattoo parlor that put a 420 stamp on your forehead:

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Well, look on the bright side Tabby – at least you don’t have crabs.

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So, that’s good.

Honestly, we have no problem with this page. This is America, and if people wanna spend their hard earned money on Tabby so she can get rid of a 420 tattoo on her forehead, then that’s their right. I’m not giving shit, but I’m not gonna interfere with her right and GoFundMe’s right to make a quick buck off the Internet. Anyone who has a problem with her doing this or thought about reporting this page is a communist and they can go ahead and get the hell out of America as far as Turtleboy is concerned. You tell em Tabby:

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Murica.

 

 

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29 Comment(s)
  • bird
    March 10, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    Is she from Spencer ?

  • Robin B.
    January 25, 2016 at 11:59 am

    Apparently she posted a request on gofundme a couple of months ago-for the same thing! Raised $800.00 and I’ll bet you can guess where it all went….smoked, snorted or shot up. Because she sure didn’t use it for tattoo removal-in fact, she got a new one not too long ago! Fulton is like the armpit of NY state…full of child molesters, druggies, meth labs (cops just arrested someone for doing that over the weekend!)and welfare mooches. I am looking forward to seeing the TV show that she is going on to get it removed-unless she gets arrested at the airport for fraud and misappropriation of funds. Then when welfare steps in, she will lose all her benefits as well. She had someone offer to pay for the entire procedure within hours of posting the request and decided instead to milk as much as she could from people, then someone from the show “The Doctors” contacted her about appearing on the show and to pay for the entire thing as well. That’s when she sent the texts to her friend about using the money she got to “get whatever I want”. So, she is clearly a scammer and deserves whatever punishment she receives.

  • juror seven
    January 23, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    Does anyone know what the “420” represents?

  • Amy Marr
    January 23, 2016 at 8:45 am

    Well now that she has more than enough money, she should shut it down and go get that thing removed from her face. I doubt she will, though.

  • RSoxGuy
    January 22, 2016 at 4:07 pm

    She could use a lap or two.

  • WormtownorBust
    January 22, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    She should get her whole face tattooed. Woof.

  • red
    January 22, 2016 at 2:43 pm

    “She’s got a fucked up head”
    Apparently in more ways than one. Sad.

  • juror seven
    January 22, 2016 at 12:58 pm

    Convert to Islam, adopt the required dress code. Wear a berka and the problem is solved.

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 22, 2016 at 11:50 am

    She could get a job with that tax-return place in Webster Sq. Green costume, green face paint, nobody would notice the tattoo.

  • Mike
    January 22, 2016 at 11:28 am

    If you have ever been to Fulton NY you would understand perfectly. The whole town is made up of people like this. They used to have 2 large plants there, one making Miller Beer and one making Nestles chocolate. Both are closed and it is a dead town now.

    • Ted
      January 23, 2016 at 2:29 pm

      Spencer never had anything. Still doesn’t. Never will.

  • Pam from Tatnuck
    January 22, 2016 at 10:37 am

    Oh, my !!!!!!!…….Sure glad that she is not my daughter…..

  • City girl 58
    January 22, 2016 at 10:11 am

    . Must be on the system! No job, sure her other half has no job, has place to live, obviously Eats well, (food that is).
    Gets money somewhere. Looked at her Facebook page. You’ve got to be joking!! What a friggin piece of shit. Must want more $$$$ for more tats. Screw you. Get off ass, use makeup, get loser boyfriend and both get your own job to pay for your shit.
    Scumbags

    • Fillet O Fish
      January 23, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      No, no, no! WE’RE the fools for working. Almost HALF of this country is in the cart, we’re the half pulling the cart full of the other half. Everything free in America! Including tats, because you can pay with your EBT. And so is weed, cuz they trade loaded EBTs with the dealers. Soon, med weed will be covered as well. Helpful to society? Hastening the end of society.

  • desperate
    January 22, 2016 at 10:07 am

    Would bang

    • RSoxGuy
      January 22, 2016 at 4:06 pm

      Ohh my god no!

      Though i bet (judging by her classy memes) that tattoo has been covered up by belt buckle welt a few times I’m sure.

  • Lauren
    January 22, 2016 at 9:20 am

    Apparently her brother is saying she’s mentally handicapped..
    “Tabitha it’s ur brother David that’s not what this sight is for it’s for people in need I know u have a mental disability but your really making yourself look ignorant just use cover up and take this down Jesus this site is for people who have house fires or need life saving operations tabitha . Everybody who’s reading this my sister is mentally handicapped she don’t know any better”

  • Chris From Georgia
    January 22, 2016 at 9:07 am

    I’m sure she could find a way to temporarily cover up her forehead. Does she not know how to use makeup?

    • red
      January 22, 2016 at 2:48 pm

      ” Does she not know how to use makeup?” – Maybe not, but her boyfriend might.

      • RSoxGuy
        January 22, 2016 at 4:03 pm

        Ohh shit that was good. LOL

    • Ted
      January 23, 2016 at 2:24 pm

      No.

  • Fillet O Fish
    January 22, 2016 at 7:29 am

    “And you wanna be my latex salesman?”

    • Squirtleboy
      January 22, 2016 at 1:49 pm

      Importer exporter

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    January 22, 2016 at 6:58 am

    Lamplighter 2 would’ve hired her.

  • BobnMic
    January 22, 2016 at 2:55 am

    Hey there is always the Circus…

  • Reddog
    January 22, 2016 at 2:19 am

    Her parents must be proud. She obviously has high morales and good judgement

    • Jennifer
      January 24, 2016 at 8:32 pm

      Trust….her parents are class acts themselves. Her father is a dead beat drug addict himself and her mother lives off the system just as her daughter does.

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