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Ever since we exposed Sammie Holland for being a GoFundMe trap queen out of Spencer, people have been sending us hilarious GoFundMe’s left and right. This one from a woman named Tabitha Renea West was fantastic:
Sweet mother of God. I’m not even mad at this chick. She’s got a fucked up head and she doesn’t wanna pay to fix it. Can’t blamer her. I feel like at this point the more bizarre the GoFundMe, the more people are gonna share it, and the more people are gonna donate $5 just for the fuck of it. Just to say that you helped tattoo-head get a job. Jesus H. Christ, imagine you were an employer and this thing showed up for a job interview. She looks like Cheech and Chong tag teamed her and stamped her forehead in permanent marker afterwards. I can’t stop laughing every time I look at this face:
Hey Tabby, you might wanna clean up your Facebook page a little too if you’re looking for a job. Just a thought. Because if the 420 tattoo on your forehead somehow doesn’t disqualify you from employment, lovely pictures like this might:
Mike Casanova is right – he does have a nice hand full of tit right there. Because nothing says “hire me” like a chick with a 420 tattoo on her forehead getting her nipples rubbed while she rips down the final Newport from her mid-afternoon pack.
And if you thought she was a fun time, wait until you check out her boo:
More solid life choices from our girl Tabby!!
Oh yea, and you might wanna change your favorite books on Facebook too:
I understand that a lot of women have read 50 Shades of Grey before. But, Vaginal Fantasy? That’s a real book? They couldn’t come up with a title that’s a little more….low key? I mean, 50 Shades of Grey could easily have been called, “Dominatrix butt sex abuse.” But it probably wouldn’t have been half as easy to market. Because housewives all over America don’t have to come to terms with the fact that they’re purchasing pornography if the title of the book is “50 Shades of Grey.”
Here’s another thing you can do if you’re looking to get a job. You MIGHT wanna refrain from posting stuff like this:
I just asked my buddy after I saw this. She’s right. It’s been confirmed.
If you were naked in front of me right now I’ll tell you one thing I wouldn’t do. Hire you to be our new salesperson. I’m not saying the other things aren’t true. I’m just saying that Facebook might not be the best place to record every thought that passes through your 420 stamped head. Maybe invest in a diary? Just a thought.
One last piece of advice for cleaning up your Facebook page if you want people to donate to your GoFundMe – hit the unlike button for the tattoo parlor that put a 420 stamp on your forehead:
Well, look on the bright side Tabby – at least you don’t have crabs.
So, that’s good.
Honestly, we have no problem with this page. This is America, and if people wanna spend their hard earned money on Tabby so she can get rid of a 420 tattoo on her forehead, then that’s their right. I’m not giving shit, but I’m not gonna interfere with her right and GoFundMe’s right to make a quick buck off the Internet. Anyone who has a problem with her doing this or thought about reporting this page is a communist and they can go ahead and get the hell out of America as far as Turtleboy is concerned. You tell em Tabby:
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