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So let me get this straight. Ashley Serra is a 23 year old “recent graduate” of….somewhere. She’s scheduled to fire out a raw dog trophy in September, and she’s done ZERO PLANNING for it whatsoever. Now she expects society to bail her out with a GoFundMe.
Oh yea, she’ll fit right in at the Fall River PTA meeting.
She claims she was laid off as a “massage therapist” a month before “maternity leave.” Apparently they have an interesting dress code at this massage parlor….
She was laid off, yet doesn’t qualify for unemployment. She doesn’t have much family or friends to help. Except for the able bodied baby daddy who seems to have knocked her up.
Oh. My. God. That might be the greatest image we’ve ever published in Turtleboy history.
She’s been prego for 7 months, but she hasn’t gotten a crib, a car seat, clothing, diapers, bottles, a stroller, or pretty much anything a you’d need to care for a baby. Apparently her plan was to wait until the last minute and have the Internet take care of that for her. And of course she can’t afford to pay rent, phone, utilities, or car insurance either. So obviously this child is in good hands.
Oh, and she’s having a baby shower too, which she forgot to mention in the GFM….
She’s also got plenty of cash for other Fall River necessities, like Henny, and cats….
But don’t you dare go around judging her…..
Only God can do that. 100 100 100 emoji.
Luckily her baby daddy Deven Robinson (who apparently is from Fitchburg) sounds like a grounded individual who has his shit together, and likely will stick around for the long haul…..
Definitely want that guy being around my son. Solid male influence in his life right there.
Here’s an idea for the ratchets of the world – stop reproducing. Planned Parenthood will give you birth control for free. We literally pay taxes so that muffcooters like this have the tools to stop multiplying. Or you could just go with the Turtleboy birth control method – the chest. Works every time.
Nah. That would require planning and responsibility. Concepts these sludge bunnies aren’t familiar with. Instead they just keep on reproducing, and we keep paying for it all. If you really can’t afford to give your child anything, then you should have to give you kid up for adoption. I’m sick and tired of these deadbeats bringing human beings into this world without a thought for their well being. You wanna fuck up your own life, knock yourself out. Stop dragging innocent children down with you and repeating the cycle of ratchetry.