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Going To College Would Be The Dumbest Thing David Hogg Could Ever Do

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Last week David Hogg was whining about not getting into college and leading harassment campaigns against members of the media who dared to point out that he was whining about not getting into college. Today he announced he’s not going to college at all next year:

CNNDavid Hogg has been accepted at the University of California, Irvine, “but he will not be going to college this year because he’s decided to take a year off and work on the midterm elections,” his mother, Rebecca Boldrick, told CNN Monday. She said her son hopes to register and educate new voters and to “get people to vote.”

A lot of people are giving him shit for this, but I just wanna make one thing clear about this – David Hogg would be an idiot if he ever wasted his time going to college. You go to college to get a degree so you can get a job that pays more money. It’s supposed to be an investment. But David Hogg has something that an education can’t buy – millions of followers and influence over them. Agree with him or not, when this shithead tweets his followers do exactly what he tells them to. Christ Didi Delgado makes bank with a few thousands idiot white women who follow her off of cliffs. Think of what David Hogg could do with a Patreon account. Would it be in bad taste? Absolutely. But what the fuck does he care at this point? Everything he’s done for the last month has been in bad taste.

The most important thing he’s got going for him is his Twitter account. He’s currently got 750K followers. Emma Gonzalez has 1.5 million. These are no longer students, they are celebrities. For some perspective, Ben Shapiro has 1 million followers. He’s spent his entire career building his brand by creating quality content. He’s likely worth millions of dollars. David Portnoy has 690K followers. He’s worth millions. Same with Clay Travis. When you have that many people that you can speak directly to on a daily basis all you have to do is sell them shit. If he wants I’ll start getting the t-shirts ready. “Little Marco,” “Fuck the NRA,” “We Call BS,” Laura Ingraham crying Jordan face shirts, shit like that. Sell, sell, sell!! Then get a podcast, line up a bunch of sponsors (pretty much everyone would be lining up to advertise on his platform), and write a book.

Right now David Hogg has the ability to make over $1 million a year. Easily. If he goes to college he’ll waste his time getting a gender studies degree and he’ll eventually be forgotten about because his 15 minutes of fame will run out. He’d be insane not to make himself a left wing version of Shapiro or Matt Walsh at this point. Hate him or love him (I can’t stand this rat puke) this is the smartest decision he’s ever made.

23 Comment(s)
  • Spunky
    April 15, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    You just know this little weasel carries tweezers & pepper in his pocket!!

  • Mike
    April 11, 2018 at 1:49 am

    He has a weird face. He looks like a Tim Burton character.  I can’t take anything he says seriously. 

    • msheadkracker
      April 11, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      Thats where ive seen him, that dumb ass Jack and the cookoo clock heart cartoon that flopped. This kid is annoying and a joke, his time is up. 

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 11, 2018 at 12:04 am

    I’ll bet 2nd amendment hating Turtleboy was one of his first Facebook followers.

  • E.Warren
    April 10, 2018 at 11:06 pm

    That kid is a total douche canoe!

  • Sloppy
    April 10, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    That kid looks like a total pussy.

  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    April 10, 2018 at 9:21 pm


  • Valerie Jarret
    April 10, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    I will ensure that this non-binary gift is not forgotten.

  • Sonny's Mom
    April 10, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    But college is EXACTLY the place where idiots– including useful idiots like Havid Hogg– go to waste time, Turtleboy!

  • Phong
    April 10, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    Doing gay porn by 25…

    • Duke Westwood
      April 10, 2018 at 4:25 pm

      I’ll take the under… I say 22.

      • Frank
        April 10, 2018 at 8:14 pm

        “I’ll take the under”

        That’s what he said

  • MrSmiley
    April 10, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    Kid would be a cheap dumb knockoff of Ben Shapiro. He should take over as the Vox mouthpiece, that’s more suitable for someone like him. Spouting twisted facts with some faux rage. Talcum X needs a partner too!

    • Ramon
      April 10, 2018 at 4:07 pm

      He has writers to do all his work for him, too.

  • Jack Mehoff
    April 10, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    This kid needs a good beating. He and his asshole friends have no clue about the Constitution and the shitheads in the media are giving them a forum to advance their liberal agenda. I agree with the previous commenter that his 15 minutes of fame will fade and not soon enough.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    April 10, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    While it’s true that Camera Hogg wields enormous clout right now, who are all those people following him and Emma Gonzalez on Twitter? My guess is that it’s predominantly other teens and twenty-somethings, with a substantial number of Birkenstock-wearing, granola-eating, Prius-driving, Elizabeth Warren-voting moon bats who are lost cause anyway. The young people are notoriously self-absorbed and have very short attention spans. Unless there’s a steady stream of mass shootings (there won’t be) to refocus and hold their attention, they’ll soon forget about this when he has nothing new or relevant to say on the topic. The older folks who might be following him will quickly tire of his empty, activist rants (even old liberals won’t want to listen to a sniveling, entitled, know-nothing kid) and before long people will be saying “David who?”.

  • Rich A$$hole from Westwood Who Shops at Wegmans
    April 10, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Hey, love or hate him, the kid has played his percentage and won. He has media sympathy and probably has dozens of liberal hoes at his doorstep. He’ll go on talk shows, weep a little, pay someone to ghost write a book and collect a check for life. His dreams may not be your dreams and his values may not be your values, but he’ll have a big house and plenty of money to spend on cars and cocaine.

  • David Copperfield
    April 10, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    That kid has one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen.

    • Fuzzy Dunlop
      April 10, 2018 at 10:30 pm

      I could not agree more with you. He’s right up there with Grayson Allen from Duke. 

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 10, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    It’s the reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels!

    Sig heil!

  • TurtleFan
    April 10, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    Gotta disagree with you for once Turtleboy.

    This kid’s 15 minutes of fame will be up once the summer rolls around and nobody cares.

    • citypoint
      April 10, 2018 at 4:16 pm

      His 15 are already up.
      The news cycle in the US is about 30 seconds because most people have the attention span of a 2year old.
      Ask someone this Sunday who this kid is and they won’t have a clue.

  • Donald J. Trummp
    April 10, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Big league dollars to be made working for the SJW agenda! Sad and disgraceful!

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