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Golden Shower Gary Relieves Himself In Line At Milford RMV But At Least He’s Wearing Mask And Gloves

 

Let’s start the day off with a good laugh. Here’s a video from outside the Milford RMV of a man with a spectacular outfit who didn’t feel like losing his place in the social distancing line to go to the potty.

That outfit though…..

It was like high 50’s yesterday and this dude could not WAIT to bust out the wife beater.

And of course he tucked it into his blue cargo shorts which he soaked through and leaked onto his glorious Tevas. It appears as if the engine oil started leaking, at which point he said fuck it and whipped it out to finish.

If this doesn’t sum up the ridiculousness of the lockdown then I don’t know does. The guy is wearing gloves and a mask because he’s scared of getting or transmitting a disease, and meanwhile he’s spreading urine on the ground where the next person in line will step in it and almost certainly get particles of the commie cold, if in fact he is a carrier.

But at least he’s wearing a mask. That’s what’s really important. Thank you for keeping us safe sir. Some might say that urine a lot of trouble for that one, but I salute you for your bravery.

 

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51 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    May 17, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    This little piggy cried. “Wee Wee Wee” all the way to the license renewal line.

  • LIBERACE
    May 16, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    I WONDER HOW BIG HIS DICK IS? IM SO HORNY, I COULD SUCK OFF EVERY MAN IN WALPOLE STATE PRISON

  • Chimp Slapper
    May 15, 2020 at 9:09 am

    meanwhile, the kid at the deli just got done jerking off in the bathroom and the guy preparing your takeout just got done fingerbanging his std ridden girlfriend in his car in the parking lot and you will never have any fucking idea. but your mask will save you from the china flu!

  • Productive members of society can end up with the violent
    May 14, 2020 at 11:30 pm

    Don’t piss outside people. In California the prisons are all race related you stay with your race and have to work out and actually do whatever the higher up tells you. It’s a dictatorship. If you get an Indecent exposure charge hence pissing behind a dumpster the shot caller will have to get another white man to kill you the second you get to prison. No way around it. They look at it as you were whipping it out in front of kids. The second they see a charge like that on your “drivers license” (paperwork) you are getting stabbed. Over here I’m not sure how it works ik there isn’t any politics over here and you can eat as many honey buns as you want with blacks if you’re white but you join an army over there on the west coast. Ik people like us usually don’t have to worry about this stuff because we are not hoodbogers like the shitty Chicago Bull snapbackers on here but plz after you work all week and you go out for your IPA’s do not piss outside and do not drive drunk. Driving drunk can kill someone and next thing you know ol Johnny boy went from parted hair in his cubicle to having to do 10-15 years on a manslaughter case with the wild fuckin animals of the system. These are mistakes that normal people in society make. Keep your dick in your pants and plead get an Uber don’t be a selfish fuckin pos.

  • Bobo
    May 14, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    He should have pissed in the face of one of the RMV employees
    They are the scum of the earth
    I like this guy and applaud his actions

  • Hold that thought
    May 14, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    His only fault was not waiting until he could piss on the RMV employees themselves. They piss on us all day long, angry that we interrupt their very serious work falsifying licenses for illegals who need them for voting eligibility.

  • ICUP
    May 14, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    R Kelly must have the Michael Jackson skin disorder.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 14, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    A real man has the courage to shit in the urinal… but the sense not to.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 14, 2020 at 10:08 pm

      i senselessly piss in the toilet.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 14, 2020 at 10:40 pm

        It’s only senseless if you’re really into water sports.

        • Silencio Dogood
          May 14, 2020 at 11:03 pm

          i play water polo in the urinal… does that count?

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 14, 2020 at 11:31 pm

            As long as your horse don’t drown.

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    May 14, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    Milford is such a shithole town.

  • Kung Flu Code Compliance Officer
    May 14, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    About two weeks into this Bull Shit I realized I needed to keep an empty Tide bottle in my truck because there is absolutely nowhere to take a piss. Most of the fast food restaurants lobby’s are closed. And some local Boards of Health have told businesses to close restrooms. I wouldn’t vote for any current elected official that supports this BS

    • whatevuh
      whatevuh
      May 14, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      I keep running into the same problem. The only places I found were cumberland farms stores restrooms are open.

  • WeRFucked
    May 14, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, that ever has to go to the RMV for anything other than a required drivers license picture taking renewal, is a fucking asshole. That means you.
    Everything can be done online, via your agent, or even AAA. So the only people that go there are shitheads that piss in the wide open without a care in the world. I’m willing to bet we just missed the woman in front of this guy dropping a #2 on the door step of a Milford sporting goods store.

    Fuck you too.

    • Natick Outdoor Store
      May 14, 2020 at 4:08 pm

      how dare you

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    May 14, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    You think taking a piss on the sidewalk is a “Golden Shower”?

    NFWG

  • Weed never should have been illegal
    May 14, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    It does not mater your race,color,gender!etc,etc,if your a scumbag you just a scumbag,bet this animal keeps a wicked clean house

  • HeyYouWhoMe
    May 14, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    The fact that beaches/ camping and everything outdoors is closed but the biological contaminated registry of motor vehicles is open speaks for it self! So many sheep in the tiny state of Massachusetts. Letting mr Parker control you so sad

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 14, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    And then he actually went in like that. Amazing.

  • J£WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    May 14, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    J£wish politicians, J£wish controlled media, and J£wish doctors have all conspired to take advantage of the opportunity known as Covid-19. The lockdowns in white countries are not about containing the virus, which peaked in the USA in mid March BEFORE the quarantine. It’s about containing people. Crashing the economy puts us at the mercy of the (((government))).

    J£ws have done this before. During the HOLODOMOR the J£ws murdered millions of white people through starvation by quarantining them in cities and towns.

    • Your mother drinks the load of my circumcised penis
      May 14, 2020 at 1:09 pm

      And can’t get enough!

      -Big Stein

    • WeRFucked
      May 14, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Douche bag. The J£WS own you. That must really suck for you.

  • Desperate Times
    May 14, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    … call for desperate measures.

  • Lee Ho
    May 14, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    One can only imagine what the mad shitter lady from Natick would have left at the Milford RMV.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Dr. Fauci
      May 14, 2020 at 2:22 pm

      Let’s not encourage that type of behavior. Evacuation of one’s bowels in a public space could help to transmit the novel coronavirus, unless you’re in San Francisco, then it’s ok.

  • I said what I said
    May 14, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Is this Nicki Evans new man? He already moved in with her from RI. Probably in a rush to get residency in MA so he wife that gold-digging fire fighter murdering hose beast so he can get new rims for that new BMW she bought him with Pat’s pension

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 14, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    I would still probably wear tevas every day for the rest of my life then have to put on a pair of jordans. Jordans are for the browns

  • Fat Guy With A Little Shirt
    May 14, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Fat fucking classless POS. Couldnt even go around the corner

  • Kike Stompaner
    May 14, 2020 at 11:50 am

    I saw an older guy smoking a cigarette outside target, then 5 minutes later hes in the store yelling at some kid for not wearing a mask. Like dude, you’re literally injecting yourself with lung cancer and then getting mad over a virus that causes a lung infection wtf lol

    • Dash RipRock
      May 14, 2020 at 12:06 pm

      Good to see him wearing his Sunday best for his new driver’s license pic.

    • And then..
      May 14, 2020 at 12:10 pm

      ….you gave that guy some cigarettes if he let you blow him behind the Target.

      Kill yourself.

  • Eric Wunschel
    Cerveceria Modelo
    May 14, 2020 at 11:50 am

    Too much Corona?

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 14, 2020 at 11:49 am

    But– But– if the pee is outside then it doesn’t transfer, I thought?

    • Tom Blackburn
      May 14, 2020 at 12:46 pm

      It doesn’t transfer through urine at all.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Dr. Fauci
      May 14, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      It’s okay to give and receive golden showers, just no hand shaking.

  • Barney Frank
    May 14, 2020 at 11:49 am

    How did I miss that. Where is Milford?

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 14, 2020 at 11:24 am

    As fucking disgusting as he is the rmv nazi security won’t even let nana in to pee so fuck them

  • J£WS DRINK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    May 14, 2020 at 11:24 am

    Leave him alone, that’s my father!

  • randiguy2006
    Derp
    May 14, 2020 at 11:15 am

    But Immigrants are dirty

    • Eric Wunschel
      El inmigrante
      May 14, 2020 at 3:04 pm

      How you know he not immigrant?

  • The Common Man
    May 14, 2020 at 11:14 am

    This is rat nasty. This dude should be ashamed of himself.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    May 14, 2020 at 11:10 am

    A too small wife beater tucked into a pair of cargo jorts is the perfect ensem for a day at the registry. Cool and comfortable with just a hint of sophistication.

  • Boston Irish
    Mumbles Menino
    May 14, 2020 at 11:04 am

    White trash, pissed all over his leg too, small pecker

    • Wait, what?
      May 14, 2020 at 11:29 am

      It sounds like you are disappointed that he has a small pecker, wtf!

  • ITCHY_BALLS
    May 14, 2020 at 10:57 am

    It’s bloody fucking amazing the people that walk among us. Can’t say I blame him tho, he was after all so close to the door and getting in…..lol

  • wow
    May 14, 2020 at 10:45 am

    Like we really needed to see this?

    • Stfu
      May 14, 2020 at 10:58 am

      Bro…you clicked the link….you hit the play button…you chose to see it

      • Piss off
        May 14, 2020 at 11:12 am

        Bitch… no one is interested in your opinion.

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