
Let’s start the day off with a good laugh. Here’s a video from outside the Milford RMV of a man with a spectacular outfit who didn’t feel like losing his place in the social distancing line to go to the potty.
That outfit though…..
It was like high 50’s yesterday and this dude could not WAIT to bust out the wife beater.
And of course he tucked it into his blue cargo shorts which he soaked through and leaked onto his glorious Tevas. It appears as if the engine oil started leaking, at which point he said fuck it and whipped it out to finish.
If this doesn’t sum up the ridiculousness of the lockdown then I don’t know does. The guy is wearing gloves and a mask because he’s scared of getting or transmitting a disease, and meanwhile he’s spreading urine on the ground where the next person in line will step in it and almost certainly get particles of the commie cold, if in fact he is a carrier.
But at least he’s wearing a mask. That’s what’s really important. Thank you for keeping us safe sir. Some might say that urine a lot of trouble for that one, but I salute you for your bravery.
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51 Comment(s)
This little piggy cried. “Wee Wee Wee” all the way to the license renewal line.
I WONDER HOW BIG HIS DICK IS? IM SO HORNY, I COULD SUCK OFF EVERY MAN IN WALPOLE STATE PRISON
meanwhile, the kid at the deli just got done jerking off in the bathroom and the guy preparing your takeout just got done fingerbanging his std ridden girlfriend in his car in the parking lot and you will never have any fucking idea. but your mask will save you from the china flu!
Don’t piss outside people. In California the prisons are all race related you stay with your race and have to work out and actually do whatever the higher up tells you. It’s a dictatorship. If you get an Indecent exposure charge hence pissing behind a dumpster the shot caller will have to get another white man to kill you the second you get to prison. No way around it. They look at it as you were whipping it out in front of kids. The second they see a charge like that on your “drivers license” (paperwork) you are getting stabbed. Over here I’m not sure how it works ik there isn’t any politics over here and you can eat as many honey buns as you want with blacks if you’re white but you join an army over there on the west coast. Ik people like us usually don’t have to worry about this stuff because we are not hoodbogers like the shitty Chicago Bull snapbackers on here but plz after you work all week and you go out for your IPA’s do not piss outside and do not drive drunk. Driving drunk can kill someone and next thing you know ol Johnny boy went from parted hair in his cubicle to having to do 10-15 years on a manslaughter case with the wild fuckin animals of the system. These are mistakes that normal people in society make. Keep your dick in your pants and plead get an Uber don’t be a selfish fuckin pos.
He should have pissed in the face of one of the RMV employees
They are the scum of the earth
I like this guy and applaud his actions
His only fault was not waiting until he could piss on the RMV employees themselves. They piss on us all day long, angry that we interrupt their very serious work falsifying licenses for illegals who need them for voting eligibility.
R Kelly must have the Michael Jackson skin disorder.
A real man has the courage to shit in the urinal… but the sense not to.
i senselessly piss in the toilet.
It’s only senseless if you’re really into water sports.
i play water polo in the urinal… does that count?
As long as your horse don’t drown.
Milford is such a shithole town.
About two weeks into this Bull Shit I realized I needed to keep an empty Tide bottle in my truck because there is absolutely nowhere to take a piss. Most of the fast food restaurants lobby’s are closed. And some local Boards of Health have told businesses to close restrooms. I wouldn’t vote for any current elected official that supports this BS
I keep running into the same problem. The only places I found were cumberland farms stores restrooms are open.
Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, that ever has to go to the RMV for anything other than a required drivers license picture taking renewal, is a fucking asshole. That means you.
Everything can be done online, via your agent, or even AAA. So the only people that go there are shitheads that piss in the wide open without a care in the world. I’m willing to bet we just missed the woman in front of this guy dropping a #2 on the door step of a Milford sporting goods store.
Fuck you too.
how dare you
You think taking a piss on the sidewalk is a “Golden Shower”?
NFWG
It does not mater your race,color,gender!etc,etc,if your a scumbag you just a scumbag,bet this animal keeps a wicked clean house
The fact that beaches/ camping and everything outdoors is closed but the biological contaminated registry of motor vehicles is open speaks for it self! So many sheep in the tiny state of Massachusetts. Letting mr Parker control you so sad
And then he actually went in like that. Amazing.
J£wish politicians, J£wish controlled media, and J£wish doctors have all conspired to take advantage of the opportunity known as Covid-19. The lockdowns in white countries are not about containing the virus, which peaked in the USA in mid March BEFORE the quarantine. It’s about containing people. Crashing the economy puts us at the mercy of the (((government))).
J£ws have done this before. During the HOLODOMOR the J£ws murdered millions of white people through starvation by quarantining them in cities and towns.
And can’t get enough!
-Big Stein
Save some for my mom!
Douche bag. The J£WS own you. That must really suck for you.
… call for desperate measures.
One can only imagine what the mad shitter lady from Natick would have left at the Milford RMV.
Let’s not encourage that type of behavior. Evacuation of one’s bowels in a public space could help to transmit the novel coronavirus, unless you’re in San Francisco, then it’s ok.
Is this Nicki Evans new man? He already moved in with her from RI. Probably in a rush to get residency in MA so he wife that gold-digging fire fighter murdering hose beast so he can get new rims for that new BMW she bought him with Pat’s pension
I would still probably wear tevas every day for the rest of my life then have to put on a pair of jordans. Jordans are for the browns
Fat fucking classless POS. Couldnt even go around the corner
I saw an older guy smoking a cigarette outside target, then 5 minutes later hes in the store yelling at some kid for not wearing a mask. Like dude, you’re literally injecting yourself with lung cancer and then getting mad over a virus that causes a lung infection wtf lol
Good to see him wearing his Sunday best for his new driver’s license pic.
….you gave that guy some cigarettes if he let you blow him behind the Target.
Kill yourself.
Too much Corona?
But– But– if the pee is outside then it doesn’t transfer, I thought?
It doesn’t transfer through urine at all.
It’s okay to give and receive golden showers, just no hand shaking.
How did I miss that. Where is Milford?
As fucking disgusting as he is the rmv nazi security won’t even let nana in to pee so fuck them
Leave him alone, that’s my father!
But Immigrants are dirty
How you know he not immigrant?
This is rat nasty. This dude should be ashamed of himself.
A too small wife beater tucked into a pair of cargo jorts is the perfect ensem for a day at the registry. Cool and comfortable with just a hint of sophistication.
White trash, pissed all over his leg too, small pecker
It sounds like you are disappointed that he has a small pecker, wtf!
It’s bloody fucking amazing the people that walk among us. Can’t say I blame him tho, he was after all so close to the door and getting in…..lol
Like we really needed to see this?
Bro…you clicked the link….you hit the play button…you chose to see it
Bitch… no one is interested in your opinion.