Good news – there are other cities in Massachusetts filled with embarrassing white trash. Check out how pissed this lady Kim Costa from Medford is about the start of college classes.
Ya see that lady? That’s why the rest of the country hates us. It’s all your fault. When I first saw The Town, I was genuinely pissed off because I HATE when they make the Massachusetts accents THAT over the top. Like, we’re stereotyped on a national level as every side character from The Departed, or any other movie about dumbass, blue collar white people who hate college kids because they think they’re “wicked smaht.” We get it. We don’t say “r”‘s around here. But if you’re gonna do the accent, please, for the love of God, stop trying so hard.
That’s my beef with this woman. Lady, your’e like going out of your way to be a stereotype. You’re a fucking embarrassment. Remember when some morons on Twitter said racist shit about P.K. Subban after the Canadiens beat the Bruins in the playoffs? Even though NOT ONE OF THEM was a Boston fan, it still gave every yahoo out there fuel for the fire to talk about how Boston is a racist city, and blah, blah, blah.
Fuck this lady and her bullshit accent. Aren’t there some METCO buses bringing in black kids from Roxbury that she should be throwing stones at? Shouldn’t she be at a bar in Quincy or Malden, or some other little dipshit city that thinks it’s Boston, drowning herself in shots and going home with the captain of Revere High 1988 football team?
And we get it lady. You smoke two packs of Newports a day and you’re menopausal. You are the definition of washed up. So logically you hate college kids because the girls are hot and their breath isn’t permanently ingrained with the smell of fresh Southern Comfort. But do you have to be such a cliche? I mean, Matt Damon pretty much played the part you’re going for in Good Will Hunting – the white trash, blue-collar native who hates preppy college kids and nails their girlfriends just to prove a point.
I never got the whole hating college kids thing either. What the fuck do they do besides make your city look good? Like, imagine what Main South would look like without Clark University being there. You think it’s bad now? That is literally the ONLY thing in that part of the city that doesn’t look like it just survived a nuclear holocaust.
And why is she going after Harvard kids? She lives in fucking Medford. Harvard is in Cambridge. I could think of a million things to hate about Cambridge. Most useless city in the country BY FAR. Filled with race baiters like Skip Gates, and wannabe fraud Indians like Granny Warren. Oh yea, and did I mention that every idiot in Cambridge defended the Tsarnaevs after they blew up the marathon? Worst city in the world. But the last thing I hate about it are the Sri Lankan and Cambodian nerdlingers walking to advanced Calculus class.
Oh yea, and guess what lady? Those college kids in your town are gonna stimulate the economy by purchasing something besides scratch tickets and pocket sized bottles of Jack Daniels. Then they’re gonna get jobs, make money, and pay taxes, which will ultimately fund your section 8 housing and food stamps for your great-grandchildren, who will most likely be born any day now.
Seriously though, “You’ve been obsolete to me, since my 21st birthday.”
Let me guess what happened on that night. The father of your first child, who most likely was named “Sully”, went out with you and your friends for your birthday. You got wicked retahded, and started acting a fool. He got pissed and you got lippy. Next thing you know he starts making out with some chick from Bentley while they danced to the latest Aerosmith song on the jukebox. So you started hitting HER of course, and were dragged out of the bar and arrested. Luckily when you got bailed out of jail the next day you went home and found that your four year old was still there by himself and he was smart enough to make his own breakfast.
Love how this lady thinks that people will wanna move to Medford after graduation too. LOL. I’ve never been to Medford, but I would imagine it’s just an overgrown Southie from the 70’s busing riots – or as she would call it, “the good ol’ days.” As she said, these kids will grow up one day and move to Lexington or Concord. You know, so their kids don’t have to go to school with this nudnik’s great-grandchildren.
And what’s up with shitting on recycling? That’s a yuppy thing now? Uhhh, newslfash lady – recycling is fucking awesome. Ya see in Worcester we have to pay for trash bags. So only a Worcester rookie hasn’t figured out how you can use recycling to your advantage. Recycling is free. So the first thing you need to do is grab a bunch of brown paper bags on your way out of Shaw’s because they’re free. Those are now your recycling bags. So you throw all your trash in the BOTTOM of the bags. Coffee grinds, crust, whatever. Then you throw any paper you use on top of it. Think the recycling guy is gonna look through the bag? Nope. He just takes it, throws it in a truck, and then it goes to a magical place and saves the rainforest.
So yea, it doesn’t make us a yuppy because we recycle. It makes us savvy Worcester sheisters. Let me guess. You throw all your cigarette butts, loser scratch tickets, and empty Budweiser’s into the trash like an IDIOT? Rookie.
I will say this though – I can somewhat understand where this woman is coming from, but only when it comes to one school. Because I don’t mind Worcester State kids; they’re mostly commuters and the girls have really loose morals, which always leads to fun adventures. And Holy Cross is a Division 1 school, so it’s cool to have that here. WPI? Those nerds don’t bother me and they let me into their frat parties back when I was in high school. And Clark girls? So average, yet so attainable. Who hasn’t gone to the Blarney Stone, drown themselves in four dollar long islands, and ended up back on Florence Street with some of the grooviest, mediocre, liberal hippy babes you’ve ever met?
But the scourge of Worcester, and the one school that I would agree with this lady on, is Assumption College. What a fucking waste that place is. Because back in my younger days before I was picking out drapes with Mrs. Turtleboy, I found girls from every college in Worcester to AT LEAST be approachable. Except for Assumption babes. You don’t go to Assumption? Don’t bother talking to them. And they think they fucking own Leitrims. And every dooshnozzle that goes there wears a white Nautica hat and boat shoes. It’s basically the BC of Worcester. And what’s up with the whole gated community thing? What kind of bootleg college has one way in and one way out? I’ve never seen a college with more of a high school identity than Assumption.
The best part about it is that when those idiots graduate they’re all gonna be working for kids that went to Worcester State. The only difference is they’ll be borrowing money from Mommy and Daddy so they can pay rent on their overpriced apartment in Brighton and start to pay back the $150,000 they owe Sallie Mae for their worthless diploma.
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