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Gordon Davis Stole The Show At First Justice Department Meeting With Hilarious Demand To Invesitgate WPD For Arresting Kelley Square Protesters

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Last night the Department of Justice made their grand entrance into Worcester to fix our very serious, and very real racism problems via a series of community discussions. Over 200 people showed up, so unfortunately there would be no question and answer period. Instead it was group discussions at tables and designated speakers for each table.

All things considered, it was a pretty tame event. Which is what you would expect from a city where pretty much no one is racist, except for a handful of ragtags on the Internet. A woman I overheard asked the guy from DOJ if he saw any people shouting. He said no. Any people with crossed arms or bad body language? No. Any people who wouldn’t look at anyone else. No. So she said “What are we doing here?”. He said, “I don’t know. Everybody looks pretty cool to me. People friendly with everyone. Seems like a nice place, really.”

That’s when I realized what a joke this whole thing was. The Justice Department goes to real cities with real problems. Worcester has no problems. It has 20 people who hold rallies and complain that everything is racist. That’s it. We all just laugh at them and go on with our lives.

But for whatever reason Joe Petty and Ed Augustus can’t see this. Because that would require critical thinking and common sense. Instead these two geniuses put this all together to appease a man who dresses like this:


Gordon freaking Davis. An obviously stable and rational human being who brings his recycled “End White Supremacy” to every weekly rally he attends. Here’s what Gordy and his partner in crime had to say at the meeting when they got up and spoke:

Longtime activists Gordon and Gwendolyn Davis were more blunt and specific. Ms. Davis said the Department of Justice likely wouldn’t even be in town facilitating the sessions had it not been for protest actions in the city partly organized by the Communities United Collective as part of the Black Lives Matter movement in the wake of the fatal police shooting of Michael Brown last year in Ferguson, Missouri. She said she’d like to see the Department of Justice investigate the Worcester Police Department, particularly in light of charges recently brought against protesters who briefly blocked Kelley Square on Jan. 19. 

Mr. Davis wondered how the Department of Justice being here is even going to make a difference. He asked why the city manager can’t talk to people without the federal organization’s help.

Wait………what? Gordon Davis thinks the Justice Department shouldn’t be here unless they follow his silly, ridiculous, misguided plans to fix racism? LOL. Outstanding. I want whatever he’s smoking.

So let me get this straight Gordon and Gwen. You want the Department of Justice, an organization that investigates lynchings and widespread voter repression, to investigate the Worcester Police for arresting protesters who were purposely breaking the law in order to draw attention to something that they supposedly believe in passionately?

Can someone please explain to me why we’re taking these people seriously anymore? Can’t we just give them a bunch of carboard and some markers and have them draw protest signs all day? Why are Petty and Augustus treating Gordon and Gwen Davis like their delusional thoughts can be part of an adult conversation about anything?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the Worcester protesters are the most bootleg protesters in all the land. I see protesters in Oakland, Baltimore, New York, and Boston keeping it real. Getting arrested. Going to jail. Doing their thang.

But not the Worcester protesters. Oh no. They whine, complain, and hide after Johnny Law comes after them. Newsflash – the whole point of civil disobdience is to get arrested. If you really believe the system is broken then you’re SUPPOSED to get arrested so you can make a mockery of it.

But in a little place I like to call “reality,” you don’t think the system is broken. You just like to protest because at the end of the day you’re just losers with too much time on your hands. Some of you use pretend racism as a means to profit and further your careers. Sonya Conner and Joyce McNickles are your radical college professors. Cara Berg Powers sells diversity and cultural sensitivity training. Clive McFarlane gets paid to be a click baiting whore piece of garbage.

But where have they been? It’s down to Gordon and the sunshine kid:

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Back in December they had enough hippies to blockade Lincoln Square. Then their numbers declined so they settled on Kelley Square. Then last week 15 ragtags marched down to Elm Park. Old Man Gordy and Nicholas Choquette are all they’ve got left. Sonya Conner has gone running for hills ever since she’s realized that she’s one more protest away from losing her cushy job at Worcester State. Kevin Ksen realizes Mary Keefe doesn’t want some repeat offender running her campaigns. RBG is still basking in the Worcester’s Best Poet glory.

And every single one of them knows that Worcester doesn’t have a race problem. It was all fun and games when they were blocking traffic, but now that careers are on the line they’re playing the “It wasn’t me” card. Worst. Hippies. Ever.

You know what’s even more embarrassing? They’re being showed up by the Springfield hippies. At least those glorious creatures keep it real. They even have use hashtag #blm413 on Twitter so you can find magnificent glamour shots of them outside the Springfield Courthouse at their summons:

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See that Worcester hippies? You’re supposed to EMBRACE getting arrested, not whine and call the Justice Department. Rookies. The problem is that a lot of the Worcester frauds who protest have real jobs and mortgages in Sutton to pay for. They can’t be taking days off for court dates. But these guys?

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They didn’t have a scheduling conflict. Court is literally just something to do. Good God, those are the happiest hippies I’ve ever seen. And ya know why Springfield’s got em and we don’t? Because Western MA is hippie breeding ground and Central MA is blue collar breeding ground. Everyone by us is too busy working all day and trying to get by that we don’t have time to dwell on whether or not the words we’re saying have been approved by the Circlejerk sensitivity patrol.

But Western MA hippies only have their self sufficient gardens to attend to in Northfield, Shelburne, and Northampton. Some of these guys have been getting arrested since Three Mile Island. They want nothing to do with you fake Worcester hippies, which is why they started their own hashtag that you’re not invited to.

You know how else you can tell that these people are frauds? None of em showed up. It was Gordy and crazy old Joyce, who was seated next to the most unlucky cop in America:

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Serious quesiton – is she always mad? Like, I’m pretty sure we’re slowly watching her go insane. I think she’s upset that this whole thing has been turned into a mockery and her 95 year old geriatric husband had a lot to do with it. Old Balls has been one of the biggest cheerleaders for the Justice Department to come to the Woo because he insists we’re wicked racist. Meanwhile they get here and he’s at home watching Bonanza. A seniled old man from Sutton is dictating conversation in the second largst city in New England as he sits at his home in Sutton. That’s a real thing that happened in real life.

The one person who got up and spoke the word of the people was Anne Marie Bartlett:

“A woman from another table said there was a concern among her group that a portion of the discussion on race in the city is being driven by a small number of people trying to stir the pot. It has created a hypersensitive atmosphere, she said. She referred to Worcester Magazine columnist and North High School teacher Janice Harvey, who used the term colorblind in talking about issues of race at the school. The woman said she just found out that in 2015, the word colorblind carries a more negative connotation she was unaware of.”

Couldn’t have put it better myself. Ann Marie Bartlett had the guts to get up in front of a hostile room full of hippie propaganda and speak the truth. I tip my hat to you Ann Marie. You may recognize her as one of the Turtleboy Sponsors. If you’re looking to buy your first home, you’re gonna need a realtor because in all likelihood you have no idea what you’re doing and you’ll end up getting bamboozled by some speculator. Call our girl Ann Marie because obviously she has a good head on her shoulders. You don’t wanna fuck around with your first house.

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Anyway I was the Turtleboy designee for this event, and let me tell you, it was quite the show. Too many buzzwords to remember them all but I wrote down some of the major things they said. Italicized are the buzzwords, followed by our normal regular people thoughts in bold. 

Vision of worcester where everyone is valued

Agreed. Now what specifically does that mean?

Pathway to get there

Pathway already exists. It’s called “get a job and vote.”


Mechanism for voiceless

Already exists. It’s called voting.

Want to talk about race white privilege and bias

Of course you wanna talk about that. Because if we waste our time doing that there won’t be any changes made and you’ll have something to bitch about so you can validate your useless existence.


Want safety for young black men

Agreed. Obey the laws. Safety achieved.

Want solutions whatever they are

Strong point. Strong.


Wants to acknowledge and adress institutional racism

OK, even if we throw you a bone that institutional racism is a real thing Then what? What comes next? Because it seems to me all you wanna do is whine, bitch, and complain about how there’s not enough teachers of color in the classrooms and not enough people of color on the City Council. Here’s an idea – start applying to become teachers and running for office. Boom. Problem solved.

Large corporate racism



Media should be looked at

Translation – let’s all bitch about a blog that revolves around a boy who may or may not be molesting a turtle.

DOJ should adress school to prison pipeline

Translation – I want schools to be as unsafe because my hatred of the police is that strong.


Racist unemployment needs to be addressed

Sounds good. Let’s address it right now. Please let the DOJ, Petty, and Augustus know specifically which employer in Worcester is a racist. Because in order to adress the ever present racist unemployment problem, first we have to find which employer is causing it. Go.

Living wage for all

Translation – give me money.


Parents and teachers need involvement for students

Agreed. If you can figure out a way to make deadbeat parents give a shit I’m all ears.

Nurture and help students of color

Right. Teachers should show up every day to work and help kids learn. You know, like they’re doing already.


Make curriculum relate to students of color. 

Oh for fucks sake.

Support a real diolauge

What, this one doesn’t count? How come no matter how many “conversations” we have about racism, all I ever hear about is the dialogue about racism that never took place?


Equal schooling for all students

Agreed. Public schools should be free and open to students of all races and socioeconomic backgrounds. You know, like they are now.

The bottom line is that this entire thing is a joke. The Department of Justice even admitted that yesterday with their, “Who the hell sent us here?” quote. I say embrace the joke. If you couldn’t make it yesterday, check out the next few, becuase there will be a bunch. Obviously the meeting about social media will be a real barn burner. Flood these meetings with normal people. Because the only way to fight back against insanity is with sanity.


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32 Comment(s)
  • turtle boys momma
    May 30, 2015 at 9:14 pm

    Getting arrested and fucking up your life is not making a mockery of the system. It’s making a mockery of yourself and now you have a criminal record.

  • Shaking my head
    May 20, 2015 at 5:05 pm

    This was the funniest thing I have read in a long time! Thanks for the entertainment. I really needed that today!! Makes me want to buy a house from Ann Marie Bartlett!!

  • RSoxGuy
    May 20, 2015 at 3:28 pm

    Lets not forget the guy who’s day is “changed” when cops are on the lookout for a criminal that fits his description. Such ignorance and racism fills his mind to the point that he cant function without blaming some thing on racism.

    its people like that who wont allow common sense and logic enter his brain. These people have NO place at the table when it comes to race discussions. Hes just as ignorant and pig headed as Old Balls. “It changes my day when the cops are looking for a 6 foot black man with dreads”. Sooo stupid. What if the cops are looking for a 5 foot 5 bald white guy? You think every 5 foot 5 bald white guy’s day is ruined because they fit the description of a criminal? NOPE. Why? because its the description of a criminal who just performed a criminal act. Its not all about you. Sorry if this hurts your feelings or changes your day.

    From the reports Ive read from multiple sources this was more of a meeting for the hippies to cry about being held responsible for breaking the law (crazy huh?) and for hypocrites like Old Balls and the Vietnamese Shit Crew (CUC = crap in Vietnamese, you could look it up) that he threw under the bus and destroyed on his own with his hate speech and rhetoric to feed their attention deficit disorder.

    Too bad really when it was a chance to get some serious discussions moving but once again, those with ulterior motives (McNickles owning a Diversity Training company) are only there to race bait and to make a buck off of racism.

  • Z
    May 20, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    Saying that racism exists in Worcester is the equivalent of saying that the KKK loves black people. Neither are close to being factual.

  • TurtleBoySpurts
    May 20, 2015 at 9:06 am

    Apparently TB didn’t have the courage to get up and address the audience. He should give Ann Marie Bartlett a year of free advertising for having the balls he doesn’t. She’s looking fresh, by the way. Must be those TB facial treatments. I’ve got to hand it to her, real estate transactions with a happy ending is clever niche marketing. Yup, she sure does have a good head on her shoulders.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 20, 2015 at 10:14 am

      Hmmm, misogynistic and sexist.

      Thought you were above such things.

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        May 20, 2015 at 11:28 am

        When in Rome…

        • Finnish Goalie
          May 21, 2015 at 6:30 am

          Wear gaudy hats?

      • RSoxGuy
        May 20, 2015 at 3:31 pm

        Its Carlo, hes a known hate filled hypocrite who cant even post messages on his own blog due to his own hatred and immaturity. he tried to bully and threaten a reader with assault once and got his posting abilities banned.

        just ignore him like the rest of the sane world does.

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        May 20, 2015 at 3:47 pm

        Ha, you fuckers still think I’m Baldino.

        But, since you seems so suddenly concerned about misogyny and sexism, I’ll point you back to TB’s drivel about the parents from New Jersey back on May 12. You’ll note in the comments that none other than TB himself states:

        “I’ll give her the best in facial treatment.”

        There were 15 ‘agrees’ and 1′ disagree’, and not a single fucking word from Finnished Goalie, RSuxGuy, or any of you other putzes about misogyny or sexism. Nope, you pukes were all high-fiives at that moment, and carrying on about who was going to do what to her next.

        So, you know what that means. You’re all a bunch of fucking hypocrites and too dumb to even realize the evidence is on these very pages, in your very own words.

        • RSoxGuy
          May 20, 2015 at 5:42 pm

          Says the sexist, annonymous, racist troll who complains about sexism, annonymous screen names, racism and trolling all the while crying hes not the senile old geezer that fits these descriptions and amateur trolling skills perfectly…..

          Hey Carlo, you are twice as old as Janice Harvey and have 7 less awards than her. Still bragging about your 2 awards? Not since she embarrassed you in the comment section on WoMag?

          I notice you dropped the LIE you are Worcester’s #1 blogger since you couldn’t even take 2nd! LMFAO!!!


        • Finnish Goalie
          May 21, 2015 at 8:30 am

          You played with our names, clever. Then again, your own screen name speaks to your originality.

          Actually, numerous times I’ve posted my disagreement with the writers and have been “thumbed down.” It really doesn’t leave a lasting scar.

          I do not read all the articles here. Mostly the ones relating to Worcester, or New England sports. I still wish they’d done more Bruins and Worcester Sharks pieces. Nor do I read all the comments.

          Now, in regards to the comment in question, yeah, that was a tasteless. But do I expect it of the TB writers? Probably, it’s their schtick. You, on the other hand are supposed to be the one that is trying to rid the world of such thoughts and actions, and fight such sexist comments.

          Even if someone says such things as “that’s gay,” or “that’s retarded,” or “ghetto” off hand and not in any truly spiteful way, you call them out, and label them as hateful, sexist, or racist. You then claim your disgust.

          However, you engage in it yourself, so no, you’re not disgusted, you use it as an internet argument weapon like everyone else. You make gay comments to insult people, and insult a woman in a quite sexist way, even though you claim it’s terrible to do such things.

          If you can’t at least practice what you preach, you just become a guy that lurks around here to troll, and give the site views.

          Think of the number of people who first came across this page in the past week because of the fund raiser for the tragic accident in Kelley Square. They’ve seen you ranting about ads in articles and devious alternative reasons for the charity work. First impressions matter, no?

    • Sam Burnside
      May 20, 2015 at 10:18 am

      Huh…and they call Turtleboy a sexist and misogynist. I guess you can’t use that one anymore.

    • alas good fellow
      May 20, 2015 at 12:16 pm

      HA, here you are again. I thought you were making an Instagram page and Grindr account for Turtleboy? How do you have any free time? Your views and comments attract more views and comments, thanks for the support. Also, I love how you continuously use sexist comments when you’re suppose to be campaigning for inclusive environments? Please direct the DOJ to that IP address

    • RSoxGuy
      May 20, 2015 at 3:35 pm

      All this talk about having the balls to show your face while you post from an anonymous screen name…. And you wonder why people think you are Old Balls. Your hypocrisy, racist comments (dropped the N bomb this week) and intellectual cowardice wreaks of Baldino.

      Take your meds and go back to bed in your bleach white town of Sutton.

    • Anthony Rozevicius
      May 20, 2015 at 5:23 pm

      I’m marrying Ann Marie next year and it’s really lucky for you that you’re anonymous.

      • Sam Burnside
        May 20, 2015 at 5:42 pm

        Oh snap!

      • RSoxGuy
        May 20, 2015 at 5:51 pm

        Be careful! Carlo has a history of threatening assault. Old Balls thinks he’s some 103 yr old MMA cage fighter. I bet hes already getting his Gold Bond Medicated Powder and Icey Hot ready to beat your ass!

        I hear hes a beast if you take his walker away when hes late for the Early Bird Special.

        • Anthony Rozevicius
          May 20, 2015 at 11:03 pm

          I don’t think it’s Carlo. I believe it’s Jeff something from around Rochester NY.

          • Finnish Goalie
            May 21, 2015 at 8:08 pm

            Should that name be familiar?

            Forgive me, maybe it’s going back a ways?

      • TurtleBoySpurts
        May 21, 2015 at 6:14 pm

        Ha, she’s probably got bigger balls than you, so I’m not too worried, Tony. She knew what the game was here when she signed up to advertise, so spare me your horrified indignation. You want your lady in respectable surroundings, tell her to spend the coin to advertise with the T&G. Otherwise, you hang with the lowlifes you probably going get something on you.

        • Anthony Rozevicius
          May 26, 2015 at 12:51 pm

          Well at least you admit you’re not respectable.

  • COB
    May 20, 2015 at 8:59 am

    Fuck it!

  • JustBeingHonest
    May 20, 2015 at 8:57 am

    Love your content, but you guys desperately need to hire an editor, or at least a spell checker. The amount of spelling and grammar mistakes in your articles is embarrassing. More people would take you seriously if there weren’t so many mistakes.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      May 20, 2015 at 9:07 am

      More people would take TB seriously if there weren’t so many mistakes??? ROFL

  • JayC
    May 20, 2015 at 8:26 am

    Maybe Gordon and Gwen Davis should read the First Amendment and associated case law. The hippies who blocked Kelley Square didn’t get charged because the police were racist or trying to punish expression, they were charged for their conduct of blocking a public street. Just like the Occupy Boston hippes who refused to leave the Rose Kennedy Greenway a few years ago and got arrested for trespassing not protected expression, it’s conduct. It had nothing to do with expression and everything to do with the park regulations and when it closed, and their conduct of being there when they weren’t supposed to.

    Ofcourse, the dingbat Mayor Menino being a typical squishy liberal didn’t kick them out the first night when he should have and allowed the encampment to continue for months. What they should have told them on the first day was that they were welcome to come back and express themselves when the park was open, but as of closing time, you’re trespassing and that conduct will get you arrested.

    • RSoxGuy
      May 20, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      Wayyyy too much common sense in your post JayC. Aint nobody got time for that!

  • Rod
    May 20, 2015 at 7:47 am

    and davis writes for incitrytimes go figure pair of worcester wackos

  • Clive Mc'turtle
    May 20, 2015 at 7:29 am

    While they’re here, they should investigate the asshat trying to bring down the Pho.

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 20, 2015 at 5:41 am

    Well, ol’ Carlo had enough time to write into the T&G’s opinion section about the diversity trainings.

    Honestly surprised he wasn’t there.

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    May 20, 2015 at 4:41 am

    We need more dialogue! Yada yada yada… Racism!!!

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