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Goth Jeff Goldblum And Smugglypuff Attack Conservative Woman Lauren Southern Cuz She Won’t Call Them Made Up Pronouns

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A turtle rider emailed us and told us to Google “Smuglypuff.” So we did, and what we found was amazing. Not sure how it possible not to know about this already.

So a couple weeks ago in Toronto a conservative Canadian provocateur named Lauren Southern attended a protest to support people who did not want the government to force them to call transgender people the ridiculous pronouns they demand to be called. There’s a professor at the University of Toronto named Jordan Peterson who has become a target for social justice warriors because he refuses to be forced into calling them whatever pronoun they demand to be called. For the record, Turtleboy is 1,000% with them. Fuck you and your stupid pronouns. I will call you whatever the fuck I want to call you. Know why? Because I can. And you can call me Cuntface McGee, and that’s just fine too. The day the government mandates what we call each other is the day we completely surrender our freedoms to Big Brother.

Anyway, the SJW tranny patrol showed up in full force to let these protesters know that their advocacy for free speech would not be tolerated. And in classic SJW form, this DUDE with lipstick assaulted Lauren Southern on camera. But it was not the real star of the video. The real star emerged afterwards in the form of this oompa-loompa looking thing in the yellow knit cap, who the internet has named “Smugglypuff”:

Quit smiling at me bitch – what you want?”

That’s all it takes to get assaulted by the tolerance crowd. A smile. They have no tolerance for smiling. Keep in mind, this is a person with a penis, who just assaulted a woman because she smiled in public. This is why the whole “transgender” thing is a joke. It’s pure fictional bullshit that everyone fell for. Just because you call yourself a chick and you put on some lipstick and ugly ass earrings, does not actually make you a chick. You cannot assault other chicks just because you think you’re one of the girls now. You’re still a dude, and you’re still a complete pussy for hitting a woman.

Now, you would think that the SJW’s would come to the defense of a woman who was assaulted by a man in broad daylight. But you’d be wrong. Because SJW’s don’t really like women. They actually hate them. It’s why they support woman-beaters like Moses Dixon, and politicians like Hillary Clinton who have shamed victims of sexual violence for the last 30 years. The only kind of women they support are the ones who subscribe to their twisted ideology.

That’s why it was hardly surprising when this thing with a vagina voluntarily came forward and told the cops she “Din see nuffin”:






Holy shit, it’s Eric Cartman. I know I’m pointing out the obvious and what was already probably been pointed out a million times already, but her friend looks like a goth Jeff Goldblum tranny who just did a semester abroad in a remote Tanzanian village.


Speaking of “abroad,” does Smugglypuff even know how cameras work? Like, we all saw it. She smiled smugly directly into the camera that taped the entire incident. Plus, no one even questioned her about it. She just came forward and said that no one got assaulted without being asked if anyone was assaulted. Kind of a dead giveaway that you just saw someone being assaulted.

Here’s the reality – Lauren Southern is hot and these people are all ugly.




That’s the root of why they’re angry. These people are just vile looking creatures, and they’re miserable because of it. So they need to find some sort of identity, which is why they take up “social activism,” stick shit in their noses, and dress like emo kids from 2008. They think they get to dictate what other people can and cannot say because they’ve been getting away with it for so long. So when people like Professor Peterson and Lauren Southern come along and destroy them with facts, their only defense is violence. Ya know, because of tolerance.

P.S. Toronto sucks. It really is a terrible place. A six pack of Molson there costs $14. There’s five billion people there, 90% of which are assholes. I went there a couple years ago thinking it was gonna be like Montreal except way better. It’s actually much worse and way less fun.

Double. P.S. If you really want a popsicle headache then watch this video of a tranny mob yelling at Professor Peterson.



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53 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    October 28, 2016 at 8:23 am

    First reaction when I saw the first picture: What the fuck is that?

  • whatevuh
    October 28, 2016 at 6:34 am

    There are way too many of these brain-damaged psychotics running around loose out there without any supervision, I miss the state run lunatic hospitals, at least you knew where all the nuts were.

  • me1333
    October 27, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    You have to feel sorry for them. Halloween is only once a year. If I was fat and ugly, as they are, than you are limited to the choices you have in life. You either embrace your ugliness or you rebel and make yourself look even worse. They chose the latter

  • Reddog
    October 27, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    See smugly puffs shirt? She obviously got it for free for being their customer of the month.

    • Silly Rabbit Dicks are for chicks
      October 27, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      You mean he… That’s a dude… All day long…

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 27, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    I would like to thank everyone for all their gallant comments. But I already have my Prince Charming!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      October 27, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      Good for you Maggie. Ignore Bob, he’s just a dogs drippy cunt that has no clue how to talk with classy bitches like us. BobnMic is a soft serve kiddie cone and my husband is a fucking banana split with whipped creamand a fucking cherrie on fucking top!

      • BobnMic
        October 27, 2016 at 2:14 pm

        I love you Feisty… I’ve always loved you… I’m just… frustrated… you know… sexually… my inadequacies… are… so very apparent… while your bosoms… are just so… ample…

      • BobnMic
        October 28, 2016 at 5:11 am

        Spoken like a true blue expert in the fast food business. Keep it up asshole. I know who you are, know where you work, so if you want to stay employed then give it a rest. Fiesty fucknuts gave you up without realizing it because she is a dumb ass fuck. After that it didn’t take much to figure out who you are.

        I already warned you once to get off my shit and if one more of your fucking idiotic posts concerning me appears you get OUTED!

        Think about what you will lose not like you have all that much to begin with. You fucking feel me initials C.B.? You fucking better.

        • Tommy Chong
          October 28, 2016 at 9:33 am

          Are you high man?

        • Frank Rizzo
          October 28, 2016 at 10:56 am

          Are you really threatening someone’s McJob? You’re way off base bologna tits…

          You have no idea who this is sizzlechest… So run along milky lips… There are lots of people trolling your barrelass…

          • BobnMic
            October 28, 2016 at 3:09 pm

            Ah you dumb ass you just gave him up again. You are way too easy. Just how stupid are you anyway? I mean – should I feel bad for you instead of attacking you back? I’m starting to get that vibe…

          • Tommy Chong
            October 28, 2016 at 3:23 pm

            Oh wow man… I’ve been high man… but never THAT high…

          • BobnMic
            October 28, 2016 at 3:51 pm

            I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

          • BobnMic
            October 28, 2016 at 10:17 pm

            Jesus Christ Fiesty why can’t you just let it go. You bring jilted lover syndrome to a whole new level. It didn’t work out between us so please move on and get over it.

          • BobnMic
            October 28, 2016 at 10:22 pm

            You may find another guy to like you online Fiesty but it won’t be on this site. Not after you’ve exposed what an angry psychotic stalking ex girlfriend you can be. What we had wasn’t even REAL! It was just an internet fling

  • Independent Thinker
    October 27, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    I know you shouldn’t judge people by their appearance, but they look like freaks. Is this the new face of America? Scary.

  • Anonymous
    October 27, 2016 at 11:51 am

    Lauren Southern is a babe

    • Gene Simmons
      October 27, 2016 at 3:53 pm

      She pulls the trigger on my… love gun…

      • Paul Stanley
        October 27, 2016 at 8:12 pm


  • Publius
    October 27, 2016 at 10:23 am

    The SJW must be stopped at all cost. The lunancy of these SJW is mind numbing and a threat to democracy and even freedom

  • Mike
    October 27, 2016 at 10:03 am

    I am confused, that thing with the black makeup, is that actually a guy or a girl.

    • KimberlyS
      October 27, 2016 at 1:17 pm

      In 2016, it can be both! Or neither! Or a pumpkin!

  • GoneWest
    October 27, 2016 at 8:25 am

    TB you can’t talk shit about the 6

  • Heywood Jablowme
    October 27, 2016 at 8:22 am

    Lauren Southern is one fine piece of aaassssss !!!!

  • Wwy
    October 27, 2016 at 7:45 am

    What do you call that an Adam’s apple belt?

  • TargetPractice
    October 27, 2016 at 7:29 am

    I don’t think that dude had a very good relationship with his dad lol

    • KimberlyS
      October 27, 2016 at 11:09 am

      What dad? He’s obviously an amoeboid alien life form. The ears are the giveaway. They’re trying to split off and create new amoebas.

      • TargetPractice
        October 27, 2016 at 1:22 pm

        Nah, it’s just a dude with lipstick. Don’t feed into their delutions of being anything else

  • BobnMic
    October 27, 2016 at 7:04 am

    Jeff Goldblum was great in the fly. I’d love to be a ‘fly on the wall’ while these two are in the bedroom munching each others salads lol.

    • BobnMic
      October 27, 2016 at 8:15 am

      Not me ^^^ again. Nice try again psycho Fiesty the Fraud. What did you do? Stay up all night so you could attempt to double down or do you set your fucking alarm for 6 ish to come in here and be the asshole that you are? Keep showing your true colors there. I need not say much beyond that…

      • BobnMic
        October 27, 2016 at 8:53 am

        Nice try Fiesty the witch! Everyone knows it’s you. I have to admit when I read your post I laughed so hard I spit Yoohoo all over my keyboard LOL.

        • BobnMic
          October 27, 2016 at 10:00 am

          Boy oh boy going all out this time huh Anna? What did I do? Strike a nerve that was so deep routed in your spineless spine or what? Jesus H. Christ.

          Issues are now really rolling out from you now aren’t they. Well – keep them coming because you just keep making a fool out of yourself the more and more you try to offend.

          The rest is pretty much self explanatory and no need of clarification by anyone.

          And I spit a mimosa on my keyboard with your idiocy you fucking twit. Yoohoo – ya ok what are you fucking twelve?…

          • BobnMic
            October 27, 2016 at 11:15 am

            Anna? huh?

            There is no Anna, only Zuul…

            Mimosa? What are you, a middle aged woman? When your testicles drop, you’ll grow some hair, you know, down there…

          • BobnMic
            October 27, 2016 at 11:52 am

            Don’t forget Fiesty Anna to give yourself 47 thumbs up so we can all be fooled into thinking that you are THE SHIT! Because we all fall for it everytime.

            Oh and don’t forget to give me 47 thumbs down too so everybody will realize how much of an asshole I am. All 20 something odd fake names of yours will verify that.

            What color is the sky in your world Fraudulent Fiesty? I just wonder…

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            October 27, 2016 at 12:43 pm

            None of those were done by me either.

            Jesus, why don’t you bend your dick over and go fuck yourself already.

          • BobnMic
            October 27, 2016 at 1:37 pm

            What do you mean, not done by you? It’s always Feisty! Everybody loves my witty, insightful, dare I say, exceptional banter! And, my micro-phallus is so comfortable to my partner, they don’t even realize I’ve been in and out, made my deposit, and a sandwich…

          • October 27, 2016 at 2:04 pm


          • Capt. Stubing
            October 27, 2016 at 4:05 pm

            Spineless spine? WTF.

            Bob, did a fucking safe fall on your head?

            Shut the fuck up.

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            October 27, 2016 at 7:46 pm

            That is my line, my friend.

  • BobnMic
    October 27, 2016 at 7:00 am

    Another great post Maggie. I love a girl who tells it like it is. It’s nice to see a woman post here that isn’t a total psycho. Keep up the great work.

    • Maggie the Cat
      October 27, 2016 at 9:03 am

      Thanks, BobnMic.

      • BobnMic
        October 27, 2016 at 9:24 am

        Your very welcome Maggs. You can be the Guenevere to my Lancelot anytime. (wink, wink)

      • BobnMic
        October 27, 2016 at 10:13 am

        Maggie I do like you and it is always a pleasure when you frequent here but that ^^^ was not me just so you know. The reason I say this to you is because this nutjob psycho chick going by the name of a FAKE LAWYER will come back and insult you in the most harshest of ways. That’s how she rolls…

        • BobnMic
          October 27, 2016 at 12:55 pm

          Pay no attention to this fake Bob Maggie. We exchange a few kind words and right away she boils over with jealousy. People filled with so much hatred like her wonder why it’s so difficult for others to like them. I just wish her the best and say a prayer for her. Look me up on World of Warcraft (Braveheart the protector XXIII) and I shall gift you golden yarns of thread to braid thine beautiful locks of hair.

  • Maggie the Cat
    October 27, 2016 at 6:05 am

    There’s one word for these “people”: LOSERS! They know they are losers and they resent the fact that other people aren’t losers.

  • Eric
    October 27, 2016 at 5:27 am

    This bitch/butch looks like a broke ass Jonas hill. Pre weight loss.

    • Eric
      October 27, 2016 at 9:29 am


  • Peter
    October 27, 2016 at 12:13 am

    I don’t know, that thing reminds me more of Meg Griffen. Shut up Meg, no one asked for you opinion.

  • Shackleford
    October 26, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Fucking cunts

  • Jack Mehoffer
    October 26, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    Fuck these animals. So glad I went to college in the ’90s.

    • me1333
      October 27, 2016 at 3:17 pm

      I am so glad I lived at home.

    • jules christian
      November 10, 2016 at 3:58 pm

      Lucky, I gotta go to college in all this bullshit.

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