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Grafton Gherkin Gobbler DCF Mom Calls Out Latest Baby Daddy Wigger Phelps For Not Stuffing Her Taco Enough While She Tries To Get Back Confiscated Crotch Fruits



This is Lakesha Andrews from Grafton.

She’s the President of the Worcester County “I don’t have custody of any of my crotch fruits” Club, suffers from the “disease,” and claims she wants to reunite with her 3-4 semen demons but is doing the exact opposite of what you would be doing if you wanted them back. All of her best family pics are in the DCF visitor’s room.

I’ve been doing this long enough to notice those DCF visitor’s couches anywhere.

This is Jared Bergeron from Framingham.

As you can see Wigger Phelps is into Hennessy, heroin, and hoodrat things with his friends. Naturally then Lakesha decided that this would be the ideal person to impregnate her for the 3rd or 4th time (who’s keeping track really?)

Here they are celebrating the birth of the most recent baby the DCF Fairy nabbed because he’s clearly high out of his mind.

I didn’t know that a chinstrap could grow a tumor, but here we are.

For a while she went by Kesh Kesh on the Facebook machine, and she’d try to get her kids back by posting about how she missed her dose at the clinic.

Letting the world know about how much she misses her daughter, right after posting about her thirst for the bacon bazooka.

And using the n word to explain why her baby daddy didn’t find her rumpus large enough, or her deep throating skills sufficient, despite successfully getting him to climax.

Finally she announced right before Christmas that she would be starting a new Facebook page using her real name, and that she would no longer be posting about her personal issues and desire for spam javelin in her meat wallet.

And by “not posting shit about any relationships or any man” she meant this:


As usual she felt the need to let the world know that she was in desperate need of Jurassic Pork, but he’s not giving it to her because he’s stuffing other tacos over at his Mom’s house. So at this point her priority is getting her kids back.

Most DCF Moms would be posting about how they’re trying to get their kids back from the DCF Fairy, but not the Grafton Gherkin Gobbler though. She’s “trying to get supa soaked” after she gets a new tattoo.

Oh, and because she hasn’t brought enough instability and confusion to her children’s lives she also wants to change their last names every time Wigger Phelps dips his yogurt slinger into another junkie’s stench trench.

Of course the joke her is on the taxpayers because we’re the ones paying for this.

Because in Massachusetts the joke is always on the taxpayers.



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11 Comment(s)
  • Inflamed Anus
    June 16, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    This is gonna sound terrible but hear me out, Hitler had the right idea, just the wrong demographic! It’s getting to a point where I think we should just round up these looser’s and gas em, well we’re at it we might as well get whatever manual labor we can out of them while their locked up awaiting execution, they can only be killed off so quickly, surely there will be a back log. It’s terrifying to think about how many of these assholes there are in this country, WE’RE FUCKED!

  • Art Flaherty
    June 16, 2021 at 10:27 am

    So sad. Multiple generations of uneducated, useless cry babies. Tens of millions of helpless children w no future in America because that’s how the world elite wants it. We have been sold out by our leaders for the love of money. A pox on them all!

  • Connie Swail
    June 15, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    dirty slut just like her whore mothyer

  • Hattie McBaggen
    June 15, 2021 at 5:29 pm

    What is with hood rat hoes and the middle name Marie? Crystal Marie needed to chime in this time.

    It’s too bad Lakesha has sunk this far. She is a cute girl.

  • Spider Lips13
    June 15, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    First time in 48 years I have ever heard the words ” can’t wait to get back to Framingham ” uttered.

  • george costanza
    June 15, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    George is definitely stupider for reading this. White trash whore, fucking bone rack loser with a face tat that screams “I’VE GIVEN UP ON LIFE!” .George wouldn’t even punch him just a nice backhander across his stupid mug would fold him up.Sonny was right,the working man is a sucker.

  • SMH
    June 15, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    Wow, girl is addicted to junk and junk. Such a shame.

  • Michael Giannetti
    June 15, 2021 at 2:43 pm

    She’s way too old for me

  • Haverhill Landlord
    June 15, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    The Germans had a name for people like this: “useless eaters”.

  • Boston Irish
    June 15, 2021 at 1:01 pm

    Jae rip meet me on Blue Hill ave, faggot

  • Boston Irish
    June 15, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    Wiggers. A skank white girl named Lakesha?

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