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This is Amanda Daigle of Salem, NH, Derry, and probably a whole bunch of other places.

After he was done with me, it was this gaping

She’s your run of the mill Harley Davidson mattress actress.

This holiday season she was posting all over the Mingya Valley and southern New Hampshire, looking to help some unnamed children. She claimed she had a list of 28 families, and somehow this ratchet Ms. Claus was appointed the de facto charity organizer of gifts.

Except a quick search for her on Facebook Marketplace reveals that she’s in the habit of then reselling gifts that were likely donated to her.

After this was brought to the public’s attention she quickly deleted them, which totally isn’t shady at all.

Then today in a North Andover Mom’s group she she finally got called out for it.

I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t follow Turtleboy. No turtle rider would ever fall for a scam like this. Ever. We’ve trained you to be smarter than that. This woman was trying to do a nice thing because she was in the Christmas spirit, but she just underestimated the amount of bottom feeding scum baguettes there are in and around Haverhill.

At least her radar went up the second she mentioned Victoria Secret perfume. Oh, and the fact that presents were going to adults in the first place. Ya know what I got for Christmas? Dick in a box. Nah, I wish. I just got the box. An empty box of broken dreams. And I didn’t complain because Christmas isn’t about me, because I’m an adult. I could give a shit less about getting gifts because I don’t give out gifts to anyone over the age of 13 and I don’t expect them in return. The hubby and I don’t exchange gifts because what’s the point? If we want something we’ll buy it.

After the post it turned into a “raise your hand if you’ve been victimized by Regina George” situation.

So I signed into the Clarence account and posted some ratchet bait on the Haverhill 411 Facebook page to see if I could get her to help me write this blog. And she did exactly what I knew she would do – tag a bunch of people to come to her defense. Except none of them came to her defense.

She did post a conversation between her and some unidentified chick with two first names, as if it was some sort of proof that she wasn’t actually a scam artist.

I’m convinced!!

Oh, and “Sue Carter” gave her rave reviews in a Chelmsford page. She specifically listed 28 families and 57 kids in her praise for Amanda Daigle.

Almost as if it was Amanda herself writing that, or someone she specifically directed to use those exact numbers.

Guess what Amanda does for work?

Yup. She appears to be a Facebook small business owner, which is code for “perpetually at the bottom of the pyramid scheme.” She’s the chick who spams the shit out of your timeline with whatever product she has boxes of inventory for in the garage she’s squatting in.

And obviously things are going well, as you can see from Benjamins she’s been flashing.

Shut up and take my money!!

On top of that she’s also a small business owner.

I’m sure her cleaning business is registered and she pays taxes to whatever state she operates out of. It looks like the pyramid schemes didn’t go as planned, so she had to find a way to get into your house. And finding people who can afford to have a maid was her ticket inside.

Just look at that handiwork.

As you can see her one of a kind cleaning jobs involve flushing your toilet and throwing some comet on your poopcassos.

Oh, and last year she raised over $1,000 with a GoFundMe because her “fiance” was in a coma, they weren’t sure if he was gonna live, and she needed help with “medical” and “monthly bills, because $5,000 ought to cover a lengthy comatose hospital stay.

How did Pete get into a coma? Why isn’t Pete picture in the GFM? Don’t worry about that. Just shut up and give. No one needs to be asking any questions about how poor Pete ended up like that. My favorite part is how she needs the money because she had to take time off from work. Translation – you can unblock me on Facebook because I promise I’m not gonna share any more Herbalife links.

The GFM was started by this woman.

Who just so happens to be one of the only 5 star reviews on Amanda’s Cleaning Services Facebook page.

And wouldn’t ya know it? Nicole also sells iPhones on yard sale pages for really cheap.

Nothing shady about that!!

And just so you know you can really trust Amanda Daigle, I present to you her Google trophy collection:

Warrant arrest: Amanda Daigle, 33, 29 Fairway Drive, Apt. 1729, Derry, charged with two counts of violating a protective order, 7:41 p.m.

Arrest: Amanda Daigle, 34, 17 Robie Lane, Atkinson, three counts violation of protective orders, bench warrants, 2:07 p.m.