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And the douchewaffle of the day award goes to……
So this took place at the Lobster Trap in Bourne. The elderly skagbag reaches in to take tips not once,
But three separate times.
The third time she actually keeps her hand in it for a while because she’s fishing around for bigger bills. She then finds a $5, keeps it at the top, and snatches it when no ones looking. She did it right in the nick of time too, as you can see her putting it away here while the girl she’s stealing from helps her out.
Meanwhile, each time she steals she goes right back to the menu like she’s still thinking about what she’s gonna order.
Oh, and she’ll be paying with the stolen money she just took from them too.
Look, some old people like to steal. It’s just a fact of life. Ask Uncle Leo. But it doesn’t make it right. Do you know this old bag? Is there a remote chance she’s got a Facebook page? Message us if she does!!