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Granny McStickyfingers Steals From Tip Jar At Bourne Restaurant Not Once, Not Twice, But Three Times

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And the douchewaffle of the day award goes to……

So this took place at the Lobster Trap in Bourne. The elderly skagbag reaches in to take tips not once,

Not twice,

But three separate times.

The third time she actually keeps her hand in it for a while because she’s fishing around for bigger bills. She then finds a $5, keeps it at the top, and snatches it when no ones looking. She did it right in the nick of time too, as you can see her putting it away here while the girl she’s stealing from helps her out.

Meanwhile, each time she steals she goes right back to the menu like she’s still thinking about what she’s gonna order.

Oh, and she’ll be paying with the stolen money she just took from them too.

Look, some old people like to steal. It’s just a fact of life. Ask Uncle Leo. But it doesn’t make it right. Do you know this old bag? Is there a remote chance she’s got a Facebook page? Message us if she does!!

13 Comment(s)
  • Harry Leeds
    February 21, 2018 at 7:32 am

    Pretty sure that lady works over at Bourne Manor, over on MacArthur Blvd. Think she works the info chair.

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    Don’t blame the old folks...
    February 20, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    …they’ve simply used up their allotted number of fucks to give for a lifetime.

  • They call me Ponch
    February 20, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    Even losers eventually get old…..

  • Hugh Jass
    February 20, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Big (Mall) Cop is gonna swoop in for the arrest of this dangerous senior citizen… Snicker

    • Igor shlitz
      February 20, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      How would you like it if she was stealing your $$$????

    • Big_Boobs713
      February 21, 2018 at 12:49 am

      hahaha and the battle royale saga between Hugh Ass and Big Cop continues ….(dun dun dun) 

  • Captain Trips
    The Big D
    February 20, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    Looks like she just came from a Bernie rally. She’s rockin the elderly lib look

    • The big d is in face small
      February 20, 2018 at 3:12 pm

      Always that one moron who makes it political. Sad, I thought you be smarter
      Thanks for showing us who the truly dumb one is.

      • is face d small in big
        February 20, 2018 at 3:18 pm

        i kan kownt to ate

        1
        2
        x
        can of tuna fish
        8

        feel da burney

        • Captain Trips
          The Big D
          February 20, 2018 at 3:44 pm

          LOL! I love it!

      • Captain Trips
        The Big D
        February 20, 2018 at 3:44 pm

        Only dick suckers call people morons

      • Captain Trips
        The Big D
        February 20, 2018 at 4:09 pm

        to: The big d is in face small

        Aww I’m sorry bro. I understand you are still upset over your Queens’ loss to Trump in the last election.

        It will be OK though, I promise.

        Now go grab your play-doh and make some therapy puppies. You’ll feel much better

      • Quit playing
        February 20, 2018 at 4:31 pm

        You make it sound as if libs don’t love stealing. I’d love to see a poll on the political affiliation of prisoners. It would undoubtedly illustrate why it is libs want felons to be able to vote

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