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Granny Panty Grande Who Nearly Got Plane Grounded After Assaulting Flight Attendant Is A Methuen Santander Bank Teller From Lawrence

 

This is Dahiana De La Cruz from Lawrence, a teller for Santander Bank in Methuen.

She was on a plane the other day and apparently wasn’t happy with the in-flight movie, so naturally she responded by doing this.

When you fuck with a Lawrence woman’s complementary peanuts, bad shit happens. The craziest twist and turn of that video was when it was revealed about halfway through that she was in her underpants.

Because….of course she’s in her granny panties.

I have no idea what led up to this, it was just sent to me after making the rounds in Dominican Facebook circles. But this broad should probably be arrested because she literally hit a fight attendant who asked her to sit down.

But she did save France from the terrorists one time.

So maybe she’ll get a mulligan this time around.

 

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109 Comment(s)
  • Italobraz
    February 11, 2020 at 9:41 am

    Could Someone build a time machine I want to go back to the 50s

  • richyrich
    February 6, 2020 at 9:43 am

    This is why I bought a private jet. So I could avoid lowlife skeezers like this whilst getting handies from underage chicks in my spacious cabin – ghost of Jeff Epstein

  • Jason Pappas
    Haka
    February 1, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    Pretty sure, she was just teaching, others on the plane, the Hawaiian Haka dance.

  • billy
    February 1, 2020 at 10:13 am

    U-bangeee……ubetcha!

  • T.R.
    February 1, 2020 at 1:20 am

    Uppity twat needs the battering ram burrito up her crusty culo or whatever you call her spanish cheerio.
    Those prison issue looking panties would get stuffed in her mouth.
    With a nod to Chip Stryker’s comment, I’d utilize that crate to keep her in position and immobilized so she doesn’t get combative.
    I have zero patience for these scumbags that think shouting and repeating yourself is a form of debate.
    Bet she didn’t last more than a few months at the santander job. They suck profusely, by the way.
    I got her deposit right here, lol.

  • Kermit the Frog
    January 31, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    I haven’t played Donkey Kong in years. For some reason I have the yen to play.

  • Jack
    TWA
    January 31, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Flying zoo, used to be great to fly!

  • Leeann
    January 31, 2020 at 11:24 am

    Why is everyone bringing up HIPAA? No one is sharing her medical information that she didn’t share openly on a public plane? What am I missing?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    January 31, 2020 at 9:06 am

    Casual Observation:

    In 2002, this cunt is duct taped and hog tied in less than 60 seconds.

  • Ray Cys
    January 31, 2020 at 9:06 am

    Where was the zookeeper during all this?!

  • Mayor Pete ButtFuck
    January 31, 2020 at 8:47 am

    This thing needs to learn heartland values.i will teach it the fine art of gloryholes

  • Massholio
    January 31, 2020 at 8:41 am

    Santander is a city in Spain. I guess they prefer to hire spics. Dunno why we let in so many people from the DR. I mean why?

    • Lowdee
      March 25, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      DIRTY DOMINICANS!!! SPANISH SPEAKING JIGS IS ALLL THEY ARE!!! JIGZ WITH SPICE!!

  • Bernie
    January 31, 2020 at 8:37 am

    This is why I always fly private.

    • Real Bernie
      February 1, 2020 at 10:36 am

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! I’ve only flown private since my big payday to drop out of the 2016 election.

  • Maxine Waters
    January 31, 2020 at 8:31 am

    Low Information voters vote for Low IQ candidates that give them money. You import 3rd worlders you import all their 3rd World values that made them 3rd world. Mostly crime, violence and stupidity.

    • Hugh Mungous
      January 31, 2020 at 2:34 pm

      That video was amazing, possibly the most ignorant cunt on the planet. Anybody argue that?

  • Donald Trump is the Lord God
    January 31, 2020 at 5:22 am

    Nasty
    Ignorant
    Gutless
    Goon
    Extremely
    Retarded

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 31, 2020 at 1:16 am

    typical, raising the volume like a small child having a tantrum, maybe the Democrats are right to treat them like dumb weans on the tit. i just wish they would have their ill tempered fits in English?

  • Paul Casale
    Service Animals
    January 31, 2020 at 12:42 am

    This is a perfect example of why you should not let service animals on planes. You never know how they are going to react. This beast should also look into suing whoever gave her that haircut. She looks like a bull dyke.

  • Keep those seatbelts fastened at all times
    January 30, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    Where were the air marshals? Things have really gone downhill since the days after 9/11. I think I’ll drive next time.

  • Say what?
    January 30, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Roid rage.

  • Pat Mahomes Stunt person
    January 30, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    The drugs wore off…sorry not sorry

  • Pat Mahomes Stunt person
    January 30, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    The wore off…sorry not sorry

  • Captain Trips
    Santander Banks Human Resources
    January 30, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Attention: We have an opening for a teller at our bank in Lawrence.

    Nig nogs, wild-haireds, and flight disruptors need not apply.

    Thank you in advance!

  • Cargo Hold? Party of One
    January 30, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    I’m pretty sure you forfeit your HIPAA rights when you hold an entire plane hostage with your psychotic ranting and crazy cooter dance. If I was sitting where that blonde chick was I would have punched her in the clam box just to get her to shut the fuck up.

  • Trumpy Bear
    January 30, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    How can she be a bank teller, when you can’t teller shit?

  • Dr. Moreau
    January 30, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    Sorry folks, some of the inhabitants do manage to find their way off the island every now and then.

  • Ratchet Advisory
    January 30, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    A ratchets voice in an enclosed space has the potential to rupture ear drums. If one is encountered, especially in an agitated state as shown, it is advised to back away slowly, never turning your back or breaking eye contact.

  • Willie Felterbox
    January 30, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Tazers. You need to arm the skyhags, I mean stewardesses, with tazers. Taze her and then stick a ball gag in her cock oven.

  • Lez Warren
    January 30, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    This is obviously one of their best and brightest. I want it on my special brown forces truth enforcement internet team

  • Mandingo
    January 30, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    She once penalized me for early withdrawal!

  • Now What
    January 30, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Is this the Spanish equivalent to the ‘It’s ma’am’ video? She keeps saying she’s an hombre. Now I took 7th grade Spanish so I’m no dummy. I think she is a BLT123 and telling the flight attendant she’s a man.

  • Una Loca De Mierda
    January 30, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Diversity sucks. Deport this
    animal PRONTO

  • Hellen Reddy
    January 30, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    “I am monkey hear me roar”

    • One douche to another
      January 30, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      She is a nappy headed whooow

  • Marianna Cirvantes, Esq.
    January 30, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    This is cruel minded, insensitive and racist. You people ought to ashamed. This woman was obviously having mental health emergency. Why film this? And why post this? She needed help. This was a sexual identity crisis. It happens more than you think. Educate yourselves and stop spreading racist hate. If you don’t take this post down immediately, I’ll be filing a complaint with the Attorney General’s Office. Not only is this hate speech, have you heard of HIPPA?

    • Diversity Is Our Strength
      January 30, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      Dumb fucking spic this has nothing to do with HIPPA.
      Your affirmative action law degree isnt worth the parchment its printed on.

    • Marianna's mom
      January 30, 2020 at 6:56 pm

      She a fucking moron and I hope she gets fired from her job before she assaults a patron. You’re the problem, you stand up for this dildo while there are children aboard the plane having to witness this. Suck a dick and lick a fart.

    • Mike Oxlong
      January 30, 2020 at 7:04 pm

      Hahaha. Are you really a real, and not a pretend “attorney” Marianna? You mustn’t be having a very successful legal career with the poor 7th grade grammar with which you write. You ask have we ever heard of HIPPA? Wtf, have you ever sung “God Bless America”?

      • Grammar nazi
        January 30, 2020 at 10:31 pm

        I honestly don’t see poor grammar.

    • No Hablo English
      January 30, 2020 at 7:04 pm

      Its racist to stop a chimp when they are chimping out. Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with assault and battery charges first. Your client chimped out and is lucky no federal charges were brought for interfering with a flight. El Stupedo Spico

    • jobrienxxx176
      F. Lee Bailey
      January 30, 2020 at 7:10 pm

      So we all can assume you will defend her pro bono or will you be checking her personally for a boner ? I’ll be setting up a Go Fund Me for he/she

    • Chorizo Drapes
      January 30, 2020 at 7:30 pm

      Fuck off douche lips.Hope you fall in a big bucket
      of corona virus.

    • Fuck Off Dipshit
      January 30, 2020 at 7:47 pm

      If I was seated there I would have told her twice to sit down and made it very clear that I would not ask a third time. I would have stuffed her mental issues straight up her ass and forced that plane to land to have her removed.

    • mcf1122
      FrancesGumm
      January 30, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      HIPPA does hate crimes now? Must be an Obamacare thing.

    • Yura Dumas
      January 30, 2020 at 8:21 pm

      It’s HIPAA, people…get it right!

    • Husqvarna, ESQ
      January 30, 2020 at 10:23 pm

      Well done!

    • Why
      January 30, 2020 at 10:40 pm

      No, but I’ve heard of HIPAA

    • Ray Patriarca
      Oh Marianna !
      January 30, 2020 at 10:52 pm

      How’s this for hate speech:
      Fuck off and die, you rotten- crotched cunt!

    • arnie
      January 31, 2020 at 6:35 am

      Hey Marianna
      Hows this for being cruel and insensitive
      GFY you fucking douche bag

    • Rich
      January 31, 2020 at 6:52 am

      Marianna
      I am an attorney with the AG office. I would love to take the case for you, no charge. I
      think you have a great case against these people. Please call my
      office
      Dick Mulva
      Attorney at Law

    • Turtlerrider6969
      January 31, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      HIPPA applies to medical professionals only, not regular people. Nice try ding dong!

    • Smarty pants
      February 1, 2020 at 10:11 pm

      You clearly haven’t got a clue about mental illness or gender issues. This is clearly someone who was raised without any parenting ( don’t we teach our children respect for authority). She kept changing narratives about her gender during the conversation when it was clear she wasn’t getting her way.

      If you are a lawyer you would be well aware there’s nothing the ag can do about this!

  • Mike Oxlong
    January 30, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Oh brother, yet another banana republic hyena, with certainly a little of the ‘chimpanzee’ DNA mixed in, if ya get my drift. I really would’ve had a hard time biting my tongue if I were one of the other passengers…..these savages contribute NOTHING to our society, they only take away. Makes me sad.

  • Ranger Smith
    January 30, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    EX TELLER at Santander

  • Cheatin Rican
    January 30, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    They have banks in Lawrence?

    • Rhesus Macaque
      January 30, 2020 at 7:34 pm

      2 legged sperm banks.

  • Don Kiebals
    January 30, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    Q1: Why in the Hell does a Teller need a business card?

    Q2: Who else was hoping she was going to get a forearm shiver off the face about halfway into her meltdown?

  • Frank Rizzo
    January 30, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    she seems nice

  • Nozzle-a
    January 30, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Cocaine is one helluva drug!

  • Maggie the Cat
    January 30, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    I’d like to see her face when she learns she’s on the “No Fly List”…permanently.

    • El Loco Bitcho
      January 30, 2020 at 6:03 pm

      Could we put her on that right befoe she tries to fly back from the third world dominican shithole.

  • That's a man baby
    January 30, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    2 Best guesses

    The airline ran out of peanuts for snacks.

    The airline ran out of bananas for snacks.

    Looks like she’s telling the flight attendant to eat her poon as a show of dominance. Remember folks the Papaya is ripening in the Islands and mating season among the mongoloids, don’t get too close.

  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    January 30, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    At least she did not drop a fudge dragon.

    • Chronic Harvard Law
      January 30, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      How dare you make assumptions sir!

    • Ron Popeil
      January 30, 2020 at 6:51 pm

      Speaking of fudge dragons, I landed a huge brown trout in a Natick parking lot last week with my Pocket Fisherman. Only $19.95 plus S&H

  • Bella Romanum
    January 30, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    see kids? meth and air travel do not mix.

    it’s moments like these when you really wanna see an air marshal subdue a crazy person by the most violent means possible. yelling, screaming, gesturing suddenly – put that tweeker on the ground and zip tie that shit up….and stuff something in that flapping yap – no one wants to hear a lunatic.

  • Lizzo's Chicken Wing Intervention Team
    January 30, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    She was trying to play hide the sausage with her BF.
    Pretty obvious. Got caught.Threw a nutty.

  • LT Obvious
    January 30, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    I think somebody is about to get fired from Santander Bank.

    • Turtlerider6969
      January 30, 2020 at 4:56 pm

      I just called there and according to the manager she’s been let go for about a year…. I wonder why…

  • Idi Amin
    January 30, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Fucking her is like throwing an antelope carcass down
    The Ted Williams Tunnel.

  • The Other Passengy
    January 30, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    What a giant piece of shit

  • yeah
    January 30, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    Ah yes. The black/hispanic combo. Nothing trashier!

  • Huh?
    January 30, 2020 at 4:10 pm

  • WeRFucked
    January 30, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    She says in Spanish she’s “a man.”

    With a camel toe.

    I would…. if someone held her down. Not rape of course… just don’t want the bitch to slap me mid-thrust.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 30, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    They should have re-directed that plane to fly over the shit hole that is south america and toss that mahomes looking spic back to the shithole she was imported her from.

    • Spic Tormentor
      January 30, 2020 at 4:11 pm

      Worked from home today and started drinking way too early

  • Rachel Rollens
    January 30, 2020 at 3:58 pm

    Don’t worry Dahiana, we were tracking your flight and you were flying 30,000 feet above Suffolk county at the time of this incident. No charges will be brought against you, you did nothing wrong. Nothing to see here.

  • Judge dread
    January 30, 2020 at 3:57 pm

    This is what Coronavirus looks like when leaving San Juan international.

  • Ace Rothstein
    January 30, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Animalia

  • Lizzy Warren
    January 30, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    All you sis gendered Eurocentric Caucasians need to learn that other culture solve problems in different ways. Our ways are not better, their ways are more carbon neutral and quicker.

  • Bob Murchison
    January 30, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    That must be her boyfriend Diego behind her in the plane pictures.Need to burn those two seats.He was probably filling her with penis butter.

    • The final silence
      February 1, 2020 at 10:10 am

      It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, will you be my neighbor?

  • Bruno Tattaglia
    January 30, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    I’ve seen better mouths with hooks through them.

  • BitchTits
    January 30, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    The differences among the races go way deeper than skin color.

    This is why you don’t burn coal or drill for oil.

    • Eat at the Y
      January 30, 2020 at 4:29 pm

      Oh, don’t worry. She’ll wiggle out of this and keep her job. It’s the white systems’ fault, not hers.

  • Rosie O'Donnells Stunt Penis
    January 30, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Would

  • Startled Pancake
    January 30, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Every goddamned time.

    This sheboon looks exactly like that cross-eyed Dindu faggot from Leominster (Neymarr or whatever the fuck they call him), just older.

  • Yuck! omg, moving to Norway.
    January 30, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    At 2:31 I swear she said “I’m uh monkayyye”

    If she was only the Top Cop in Millville this would all be understandable. Santander Bank won’t be as charitable as Millville board of Cucks. But Santander can’t fire her either cuz that be racistical.

    Looking at the first picture. Why are male bank tellers always such flaming homos? Was that Brillo Pad in her panties and why did she pull her pants down?

    • Check it
      January 31, 2020 at 10:02 am

      Do your homework on Norway, first. It’s probably just as brown as MA now.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    January 30, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Kept driving.Did not even want to make eye contact.

  • The Shipwreck Lounge
    January 30, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Bet that plane now smells like Revere Beach at low tide.

    • Angie The Clam
      January 30, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      Looks like she’s packin down there

  • Don Cum Guzzler Lemon
    January 30, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    She gut a big butt big butt.

  • Deport Her
    January 30, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    She is a fine representation of her people. Instead of being embarrassed by this ugly bitch they’ll support her irrational and insane behavior

  • Wuhan Market 20 Piece Cobra McNuggets
    January 30, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Wonder if the banks branch manager has seen this.

  • Chip Striker
    January 30, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    Should be traveling in a crate down below.

    • Jane Goodall
      January 30, 2020 at 3:15 pm

      Best comment.We have a winner.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 30, 2020 at 3:11 pm

    If she still has her job next week, something is wrong.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      January 30, 2020 at 3:19 pm

      I don’t believe in cancel culture, but I hope this psycho hose beast gets fired.

      Simply because I don’t want to see her pube filled panties next time I pop into the bank.

  • Giuseppe Zaluchi
    January 30, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    “I don’t want it near schools – I don’t want it sold to children! That’s an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people – the colored. They’re animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.”

  • Klancy
    January 30, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    Can’t blame the bank. Can’t blame the plane. Can’t blame the democrats.
    I’d go straight to the healthcare system or cocaine.
    But then wouldn’t you be pissed if you were late for your date with Keytar Bear.
    And how’s the other black lady racist, unless she called Kobe Bryant white.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    January 30, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    They certainly are a sexual and animated people.

  • Street rat
    January 30, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    Lawrence, enough said… BTW Methuen is becoming the new Lawrence

    • LawrenceVille Land
      January 30, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      Lawrence, Haverhill, Methuen, parts of Salem, N Andover and Andover now make up LawrenceVille Land.

      • WeRFucked
        January 30, 2020 at 4:19 pm

        Prostitutes and drugs.

        Sunday evening… “Patrick Myhommie you just won the Super Bowel. What are you going to do now?”

        “I’m going to Lawrenceville Land to get high and F some ho’s!”

      • Merrimack River Beach Resort Owner
        January 30, 2020 at 4:46 pm

        Haverhill is not -nearly- as bad as Larry. Hilltown has the Acre and Mt. Washington. Other than that, it’s a-okay. Lawrence is an entire city of absolute shit.

        Andover and North Andover? Huh? Except for near the train tracks (NA), and a small strip of land (perhaps) bordering South Lawrence before you get to the brick manses of Shawsheen (Andover), is Thurston Howell land. I doubt many of this person’s cohorts could afford a 1,200 square foot ranch on an eighth of an acre for the low, low price of $500,000.

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