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Meanwhile in Texas…..
Welcome to Mesquite, Texas pic.twitter.com/bpWxrfSdPO
— David (@davidsosaa_) July 10, 2018
“If this ends up on Youtube I will personally sue your ass.”
“If it ends up on Facebook, I will sue you.”
Looks like it only ended up on Twitter so far, so the camerawoman is in the clear.
“You can’t record if you don’t wanna be recorded.”
So true. When I go into a store and they have surveillance cameras the first thing the clerk does is make me sign a waiver so I can consent to being recorded. That’s how being out in public works.
“My attorney will love you. And I’m calling Sears too.”
The amount of cheesehogs who seem to have an attorney on retainer, and are just a phone call away, is getting higher and higher these days.
I have no idea what they were mad about, but I’m willing to bet it was over a scam of their’s that didn’t work out as planned. They wanted cash from the clerks and they clearly were not getting it, thus leading to the ratchtacular behavior that was displayed in that video. Granny Stretchmarks was NOT happy about their return policy….
And you know that Betty Bovine was serious when the busted out her pointing finger…
Of course they’re doing all of this while holding a baby
Which is obviously healthy. The baby is just getting acclimated with this sort of public display of boobery, which will soon become her life. Luckily the older girl can show her how to brace for these frequent scenese, which will become a regular part of her life:
And that ladies and gentlemen, is why we need a Texas Turtleboy. It’s why Turtleboy needs to expand from coast to coast. What we do is not something that only appeals to people living in New England. Every week during the live show we have people from California, Missouri, Florida, Pennsylvania, you name it. It’s spreading like wildfire, because ratchets are relatable. And what we’re doing in New England can be replicated anywhere.
On that note, we’re always looking for new bloggers. We pay based on traffic you generate. So if you’re funny and engaging, and you see stuff like this happening and you wanna start blogging about it, come join the Turtleboy team. If we had a Texas Turtleboy we could open up a whole new market of turtle riders. Or Florida, or Michigan, or New Jersey, or California. You could be from literally anywhere in this country, and if you write engaging content people will start riding the turtle around you. You don’t have to be from the area you blog in either. It really doesn’t matter. If you’re funny, engaging, and like to write, send us an email at [email protected]