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Gravity Grundlebox Defends Bravefart Baby Daddy On Worcester Police Facebook Page After He Robs The Same Subway 3 Times In 2 Weeks

 

This is William Walley, one of Worcester’s finest.

I shit you not. His name is William Walley. Born in 1995. The same year that Braveheart came out, telling the story of William Wallace. His spawners were sitting at home, drinking Henny and watching Mel Gibson slaughter the English when they said to themselves, “Let’s whip up a raw dog trophy and name him after that crazy dude on TV. I’m-a-call him Bravefart”

You’ll never guess who Braveheart’s favorite sportball team is….

And now I think we all know which direction this blog is going in.

Here’s what he did.

This twatmongrel robbed the same Subway not once, not twice, but three times. Because apparently there aren’t enough mini-marts and bodegas in Worcester, so you gotta keep hitting up the same one. Meanwhile homey’s up here living up the life

soaking up the Worcester Renaissance in all its glory.

and celebrating every day is Section 8 Pajamas Day.

Everyone in the comments section was having a good laugh, but things really started to get fun when the sperm sponge he deposited his custard chowder into showed up to defend his honor, and she was armed with 100 emojis.

Oh good, not only does he rob the same Subway more than once, he keeps hitting up the same fertility funbox too. And if you don’t be knowing him, you can’t be judging him. Hopefully the jury feels the same way and walks out in protest because “only God can judge.”

Then for some reason she thought it would be wise to start tagging all her friends from GED class, because nothing makes a baby momma prouder than when her sperm donor is being publicly shamed on the WPD Facebook page.

Another North High grad going pro in something besides sports!

Well, kind of a North High grad. She really went to the Gerald Creamer Center.

I had no idea what that was since I avoid Worcester like the plague, but Uncle Turtleboy tells me that’s the school he used to teach at for crazy kids who got kicked out of the Worcester Public Schools. Everyone gets a trophy has turned into everyone gets a diploma.

You’ll also notice that Trisha Lynn’s cover photo is a picture of poon polyp #3 inside her, because being 19 years old and only having 2 kids puts you behind schedule. They recently had a baby shower, and Bravefart looked thrilled to be there.

“Yo what store we robbing tonight? Subway again? Sounds good to me. Yo hold on a second I gotta pose for a picture and pretend like this baby is grow up knowing who I am.”

Looks like he wasn’t the only one having a good time at the shower.

That is the most Worcester thing I’ve ever seen.

These two lovetwats are “engaged,” which in Grafton Hill means, “we ordered a pizza from Freshway and he paid.”

Here’s the thing though. Just a few months later he was “married”…………to someone else.

What can I say? The man got skills…..

Lovely.

But yet he’s still going through the motions with the other baby momma. And it appears as if he may have an entirely separate set of crotch fruits that is even older.

And it’s safe to say that those junior hoodboogers will be making their Turtleboy debut no later than 2026. By my count this 24 year old is up to 5 kids. If there’s ever a zombie apocalypse and the world needs to be repopulated, come to Worcester. We’ll be back up and running in 9 months or less.

 

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36 Comment(s)
  • Jim
    February 26, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    If you’re teaching your kids to flip the bird with their thumbs out you deserve to be euthanized.

  • Judge dread
    February 18, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    if that dumpster train load was put on your face, easily easily- death via suffocation. that’s all I have to say.

  • A Grateful Honky
    February 18, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    Hey black guys, I know people always give you guys a hard time. However, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank you fellas for keeping all the humongous fat white chicks occupied for us. They’re gross, and we really appreciate you taking one for the guy team. Peace out, homeys — that’s how you say it, right?

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    February 18, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Looks like he busted out his going to court clothes for the baby shower. You know he pulls it off over head because it came buttoned up in the bag.

  • Chip Striker
    February 18, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Why work when you can just knock up a fat white chick?

    Who you do think paid for those babies being born and all the appointments leading up to it?

  • ElJefe72
    ElJefe72
    February 18, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    What you see here is the result of when there isn’t enough of a penalty for making continuous poor or bad decisions. In fact, this type of behavior is often rewarded with food stamps, Section 8, etc.

  • White trash wonderful
    February 18, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    I like the crazy eyed ginger with the dirty white tank top on. Her tits are still somewhat perky so I’m assuming she hasn’t been bred yet.But i foresee her spitting out 4 or 5 multiracial babies in the next 5 years to 4 or 5 different sperm donors.

  • Holy fat bitch.
    February 18, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    They’re so young (even though they don’t look it) and it looks like they eat gravel, Pop Tarts and Kool-Aid. To echo the other commenters; we are fucked.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 18, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Want to fix the welfare system and pay off our 20 Trillion debt? Read on.

    Set up a system of vetting welfare recipients. Have every applicant come in for an interview OR have a doctor officially proclaim they are a para- or quadriplegic and cannot come in. If that proves to be a lie, the MD loses his/her license permanently. That will be made clear.

    If they come in, see if they have Mongolism or are missing arms or legs, or are honorably discharged veterans with metal plates in their heads, PTSD, etc.

    If, in the interview, none of the above apply, say. like an able bodied single mom (not a widow of a veteran) with 6 kids comes sauntering in with her nails done after parking her Acura, then stamp the application, DENIED.

    If they show up with a therapy mongoose, DENIED.

    If they show up tanned and with bright purple hair, DENIED.

    Have a positive bank account balance? DENIED.

    Have cable TV that is active? DENIED.

    Have a car loan? DENIED. OR Have a car loan for a car worth more than $500 trade-in? DENIED.

    Have credit cards with available credit on them? DENIED.

    Have items considered luxuries on your recent credit report? DENIED.

    Have pets? DENIED.

    Have saleable assets other than a $500 trade in value car worth more than $1.00? DENIED.

    What if the kids starve? Your fucking problem. You had em. If they starve, you go to jail for life for murder for having them and not feeding them.

    Basically, if you are not one sorry disenfranchised handicapped motherfucker you get DENIED.

    Institute the above and watch the positive changes that happen quickly.

  • Everyone Is A Hip Hop Star Doncha Know
    February 18, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    I love the picture of him with his perfectly clean work boots.

    • Captain Trips
      Your Gold Teeth
      February 18, 2019 at 3:47 pm

      They aren’t work boots. They are ‘marijuana-addled XBOX-playing I’m a rich welfare recipient’ boots

  • Colonel Sanders
    February 18, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    It’s amazing that these people are so fat. We are obviously giving them too many food stamps. The lady in the blue dress posing with the “graduate” is fucking enormous.

  • Stunt Penis
    February 18, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    We need to put a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic in every convenience store in Worcester and the surrounding communities. The more abortions, the better. Let’s encourage more abortions by giving the women a voucher for free weed, or $50 cash. It’ll cost us less money in the long term than supporting her illegitimate ovary missiles for the rest of their lives.

    I do not understand why Republicans cannot grasp this fundamental concept. If they are really fiscal conservatives, then they should all be pro-abortion. The bible thumpers who preach adoption aren’t going to be adopting little black babies. Visit any DCF field office and inquire about the stats surrounding races of children looking for foster homes and adoptions. Virtually all are black and latino. Occasionally you’ll find a white baby, and you’ll NEVER find an asian child, unless by some stroke of misfortune all its relatives are killed.

    • fax
      February 18, 2019 at 11:28 pm

      As far as, “The bible thumpers who preach adoption aren’t going to be adopting little black babies. ” Newsflash, there ARE pro-life people of color, and there are white people who will adopt children-of-color…if their state doesn’t discriminate on race.

      Here’s a not-so-fun facts about MA DCF and adoption…the state of Massachusetts makes it near impossible to adopt, without strings attached. Don’t believe me? Skip the “DCF field office” and go to Adoptuskids and search for Massachusetts…

      Pretty much every listing there includes something like this:
      “Interested families should be comfortable maintaining contact with xxxxxx’s siblings, and her birth mother whom she visits with twice per year.”
      “A family needs to be open to visitation with her biological mother post-adoption.”
      “XXXX is not yet legally freed for adoption and a family must be open to helping him maintain contact with his birth-mother. XXXX currently visits bi-weekly with his mother in Massachusetts and these visits will have to continue post-placement.”
      “Interested families should be open to two visits per year with his birth parents and contact with his adult sister.”
      Who is going to adopt a child when the state insists on maintaining visitation with a parent who lost the child or put it up for adoption? Who is going to put themselves and the child through that? It is like DCF is having the birth mothers AND the child adopted.

      As far as race and no white children for adoption:
      Adoptuskids for Massachusetts:
      Hispanic 2
      Black 7
      Mixed race: 6
      White: 21

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    February 18, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Also, I find it disturbing what these ratchets are attracted to. It is straight up fucking crazy to me that instead of looking for handsome people with money, jobs, education, and a future they are attracted to these unmotivated, gross, retarded pukes with no future and a criminal record. Newsflash, if you open your legs, you’re going to get a slab of meat in your vagina either way.

    I’ve never done drugs. Is weed that big of a deal that you hitch your wagon onto people like this and pop out kids of theirs because they bring you weed and Henny?

    What a culture. And where the fuck are the parents of these fucktards? We need to exterminate this culture in America. It’s costly. And it paints a terrible future for America.

    We truly are fucked.

    • juror seven esq.
      February 18, 2019 at 2:38 pm

      As bad as this is, you ask the fundamental question. The parents of these fucking clowns are failures. Do you think the parents of Wally and what every her name is are getting high 5’s for the outstanding children they produced? Like we use to say down in GBV, the most confusing day of the year for kids is Father’s Day when they go around with their home made cards looking for their old man.

  • Hellboy
    February 18, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    That photo of him on the couch must be photo-shopped.

    Work boots

    Indeed.

  • North High
    February 18, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    We’re going to need a bigger graduation gown.

  • Crispy C
    CrispyC
    February 18, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    Best way to put an end to this is to stop handing out government assistance or limit it to some degree. These people simply have no motivation to stop having retard babies. Instead we give them everything, housing vouchers, unemployment, etc. Again, give them motivation. Can you read? You get some assistance. Have you been sterilized? More goverment assistance. Is your criminal record good? More assistance. All of this to reduce crime, encourage gainful employment, and also discourage these zipperheads from popping out raw dog trophies.

    At the end of the day, the best long-term plan is to keep these ratchets from reproducing as it’s likely more cost effective. We also need to really start encouraging more abortions. Maybe like a mobile abortion trailer like they have for those blood donation things. Park it in the ghetto on Mondays. Boom done. You get your first two abortions for free. Then starting with your 3rd with take away a portion of your assistance.

    America, what a place. I can’t wait to go to work tomorrow and have a large chunk of my salary go to this fupasloth and her raw dog trophies. Luckily I make a lot of money because I did things like study, have no criminal record, got into a great college, graduated and have a job with a nice house. All without government assistance. Lord knows it’s easier to sit around popping out kids and smoking dope all day.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      February 18, 2019 at 3:09 pm

      Set up a system of vetting. Have every applicant come in for an interview OR have a doctor officially proclaim they are a para- or quadriplegic and cannot come in. If that proves to be a lie, the MD loses his/her license permanently.

      If they come in, see if they have Mongolism or are missing arms or legs, or are veteran’s with metal plates in their heads, etc.

      If, in the interview, none of the above apply, say. like an able bodied single mom (not a widow of a veteran) with 6 kids comes sauntering in with her nails done after parking her Infinity, then stamp the application, DENIED.

      If they show up with a therapy mongoose, DENIED.

      If they show up tanned and with bright purple hair, DENIED.

      What if the kids starve? Your fucking problem. You had em. If they starve, you go to jail for life for murder for having them and not feeding them.

      Institute the above and watch the positive changes that happen quickly.

      Easy solution.

  • WeRFuked
    February 18, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    Got her diploma. “I ain’t wanna” go to that school to learn.

    She’ll be having more babies by more men.
    He’ll be fathering more children by more women.
    Repeat.
    Repeat for all their offspring.
    Repeat

    This is why we R fuked.

  • Jerry
    February 18, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Worcester and Springfield should get together and merge into one ghettofabulous city of welfare, broken dreams and 70’s wood paneling section 8 apartments. We can call it Springster.

  • Big Wick
    February 18, 2019 at 11:09 am

    Holy COWS, Batman! Where’s the beef? At the baby shower, of course! Not sure of how healthy the expected baby will be: on the one hand, all that pot can’t be good; on the other, that “graduation” gown clearly shows the Trisha Lynne Dairy is well-stocked.

    Fully agree on the future of Walley’s waifs. Who knows though with what surname they’re all labeled.

    • Y
      February 18, 2019 at 11:25 am

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 18, 2019 at 11:03 am

    oh where to start, this a true cornucopia of crusty trash bags. i believe that girl played olb for the creamer center. she clipped me ,blowing out my knee ending an illustrious h.s. career(4 touchdowns in one game for polk high) no way that is william wally i’m prettier than him, yes father i’ll ask him. if i join up with you do i get pajamas,ebt and section 8? yes? excellent! stephen’s my name.also that pale ginger with the odd looking keister in the gray sweat pants is definitely looking for a soul to eat

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    February 18, 2019 at 10:59 am

    I love the pic of him on the couch with shiny work boots on. They will stay shiny forever. What a crew.

    • Captain Trips
      Hey my 3 year old son, flip off the camera.
      February 18, 2019 at 11:04 am

      Just don’t tell him they’re work boots, or he’ll get off the couch heading for a trash barrel faster than if someone yelled “The ribs are ready!”

    • Cute Chick
      February 18, 2019 at 1:05 pm

      Ya know, that’s the first thing I thought of…

  • Y
    February 18, 2019 at 10:57 am

    That is the ugliest group of people I have ever seen.

    • Torah! Torah! Torah!
      February 18, 2019 at 11:35 am

      LMAO! How do you starve a Ni**er? hide the EBT card in his workboots!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 18, 2019 at 10:54 am

    “I’m glad my dad dad taught me to flip off the camera when I was a toddler”

    Said no successful adult, ever.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 18, 2019 at 10:52 am

    Q; What do you call a white chick who has a kid by a black guy?

    A: A single mother

    • Jungle Juice
      February 18, 2019 at 11:26 am

      A moron, a battered woman, a looser, unemployed, a druggy, on welfare, on ebt, a piece of shit, I could go on and on.

  • Welcome to The Jungle
    February 18, 2019 at 10:50 am

    Jungle Fever

    He will never pay child support or work. Total scum

  • Just another pissed off person
    February 18, 2019 at 10:44 am

    THESE are the people that I fucking hate the most! Regardless of what color skin they have, I don’t even care… they’re uneducated, ignorant, low life scumbags. All they are capable of doing is getting drunk/high, procreating, and fighting each other. Even trisha’s page is full of her complaining of people talking shit about her, or sex memes.

    She’s already missing a few teeth FFS. The best thing that could happen to those kids of hers would be for both of their parents to die.

  • Savage
    February 18, 2019 at 10:41 am

    MVTB is underrated.

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