Are you guys sick of coronavirus yet? I hope not, because every day the TB inbox is filled with stories about the way this bug is driving people insane and bringing out the worst in everyone. But this might be the dumbest, cringiest, try hard post of all time.
Oh for fuck’s sake. This is worse than the white woman who tweeted this about Black Panther.
Here’s an idea – stop treating poor people and minorities like novelties. That doesn’t make you an “ally,” it makes you a patronizing, condescending asshole.
This virtue signaling twat has used every possible SJW Facebook filter ever made.
Lady, you’re menopausal. Your body already made your choice for you.
And to show just how out of touch this woman is in her vain attempt to be woke, she doesn’t realize that not everyone gets their stamps on the First of the Month, and some people actually budget them appropriately and don’t need to splurge on the first day. When your understanding of welfare comes from Bone Thugs n Harmony, this is the result.
“They’ve probably been on a low supply for days or weeks.”
Oh yea? Why is that? Are you saying that poor people don’t know how to plan or budget? Thank God they have upper middle class white women like Bethanne to look out for them while she sips her whine and enjoys a nice ocean sunset.
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DeBlasio (Fake Italian) should call for a million Libtard march against suicide in China Town this Saturday.
To minimize carbon, he should tell them to ride the subway to the march…
I would.
And I would remind her that Trump is her President as the last twitch of my orgasm released the seed to her outdated wombhole. That is, unless I have her buns up and decide to go for the two point conversion.
2 point conversion would be damm near impossible as obese middle age women have flat high pitched asses. Kind of like A frame ski lodges, damm near impossible to mount that, you’d slide right off.
I bet that Emily Lakdawalla hag has NO problem sucking black joy out of things ;). I mean, she did seemingly co-opt a fucked up ‘Wakanda style’ name, just for starters.
Louie Anderson: I’ll agree!
John Davidson: CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE!!!
Woke White Cunts ( WWC) are the true menace to our society. These vapid, menopausal broads who live in their mostly white, upper-middle-class areas think that by virtue signalling, they are superior. They go to the gym every morning, followed up by sipping Chai lattes at Starbucks, gossiping in their spandex on Facefuck with the only other people who will listen to them: other woke, vapid, menopausal white broads.
Go make me a sammich and STFU!
What a cunt!
..but my Twitter will go out of business without these cun..customers!!
This economic bailout will be the biggest negro hand out since 40 acres and a mule.
Her receding hair line is very attractive
Also I wonder if she ever finds bird shit on those teeth
Why aren’t the ACLU and leftist cultural terrorists filing law suits on behalf of the rights of corona virus. Where are you righteous white knights and mentally ill Democrat women? Get your big mouths out there and protest against the mis treatment of corona virus.
Hahahahahahahahaahhha!!!!!
Yup!
Liberal white women will destroy the world.
When is the next Migrant Caravan coming up from Central America? Oh Yeah, Mexico closed it’s borders. Liberal White Bitches get your asses down to Mexico to protest their closed borders go to El Salvador and Guatemala what could possibly go wrong in such a diverse society.
White liberal women have treated me worse than anyone in my life. They are vicious and heartless.
I am a white woman.
“People should ask themselves whether this coronavirus ‘pandemic’ could be a big hoax, with the actual danger of the disease massively exaggerated by those who seek to profit — financially or politically — from the ensuing panic,” former Rep. Ron Paul wrote on his website.
A week later, Paul’s son Rand, the senator from Kentucky, tested positive for the virus.
CNN put me on everyday in Febtuary. I spoke about the evil market and how it was going to collapse everyday. I have been shorting the market for months before but the public didnt know that. I was making a 10000 return by scaring people into selling. Also the cure is worse than the disease. We will shut down the worlds latgest economy for a death rate less than the flu.
750000 Americans die from heart disease every year in America but guess what McDonald’s and Burger King drive thru are essential because we need more fat Americans to die.
My son is a monster
CORRECTION: “I did not want to be the person sucking Black joy in the back of the theater.”
untouched by life, nothing impresses her more than herself. i’d like to plant her big mouth on that Dorchester porch and watch as a baton freed her pearly white teeth.
She’s had so much cum on those cheeks a pressure washer couldn’t remove it all
If this fat pig would take her own advice she’d be better off. Lay off the carbs tubby and mind your own business.
I would love to see this smug cunt move to public housing in lawrence for a week or two
Are you sure that she is an SJW. Based on her condescending comments, I figured that she was trolling SJW’s.
Since there’s no toilet paper can I please wipe my greasy ass on her face? She wants to help poor people. Who’s poorer than the guy with no toilet paper? She can pretend I’m black if it makes her feel better
This SJW cunt should move to Lynn and volunteer at a soup kitchen
Or help negroe inmates re enter society by sucking thier dick while her husband watches
Ahahahahaha
So Trump now says 100,000 will die.
Is this still a hoax?
Are you still illiterate.
I’m hoping for 3-4 million and I hope most of them are pavement apes.
The hoax was that your mother gave a good blow job
In fact it was one of the worst blow jobs I ever had
Those people tend to flood the stores on the first of the month. I stand with Bethanne,: #Believe All Survivors #My Body My Choice.
White guilt is cancer…
Another warped liberal insulting a whole group of folks; all in the name of making herself look good. Fuck off lady!
Thanks for looking out for the less fortunate. What would they ever do without you?
PS: Trump is going to win again.
If donkey punch had a face
99 boxes of wine in the wall 99 boxes of wine, drink one down pass it around 98 boxes of wine in the wall. 7 cats and 6 litter boxes on the floor 7 cats and 6 litter boxes on the floor, take one down pass it around 7 cats and 6 litter boxes on the floor
I needed that laugh….thanks!!!!
Her farts smell like battery acid.
I’d let her lick my balls
I hate this righteous hypocritical cunt more than those Dorchester, Springfield and Worcester gang banging ratchets put together. At least theyre not full of shit. Pieces of shit but not full of it.
….
Mayuh Mawty Walsh heere with Guvna Chuck Baker:
Hi Governor Charl…. (whispering) “dammit chuck you said I could be the center of attention this time but your doing all the talkin”. ahem… Sorry Mr Mayor please go ahead.
Anywho My Name is Mawty Walsh and I AM AN ALCOHOLIC.
A few handy tips on protecting yourself from the virus.
1). Always wear a condom
2). No body fluid contact even if it’s a Meth orgy and you been going all night and your having a great time.
3) Lube, lots of lube, not using lube leads to tears in the rectum and blood contact… (whispering) “Marty we’re not here to talk about the AIDS virus! This is a Coronavirus press conference… what the fuck Marty! you’re as bad as AJ!”
Soo.. My name is Mawty Walsh and I AM AN ALCOHOLIC. The Guvna Chuck Baka and I have a few handy tips for the aids…. uh.. Coronavirus. Signs you may be infected with aid… Coronavirus.
1) You eyes itch or you have pink eye.
2) You sneeze or cough.
3) Dry cough or shitting blood…. I meant to say coughing blood.
4) You have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.. huh, you know that’s the same for viagra.. does viagra cause this disease.. I mean they both come from China… (whispering) “MARTY! snap out of it!”
oh yeah… uhmn
5) If you feel like you can’t get through a day or an activity without the use of alcohol or drugs.. uhm.. wait.. I mean… uhm wait. yeah.. if your eyes itch or you have like a cold or have a cold.. uhm or feel like.. and.. uhm. Social Distancing is very important
6) Your temperature is above 110 degrees and you feel all clammy and gross like you been rolling around wrestling on the floor and can’t breath.. uh.. no that’s 101 degrees.. yeah the clammy wrestling thing still aplies.
Governor Charlie Baker here.
I am very disappointed with AJ… I mean the Holyoke Soldiers Home.
Please practice social distancing.
President Trump didn’t send me enough ventilators.
Trump built a hospital for Cuomo and New York where’s my hospital!
We need to come together as a community but not in my community, do not visit your governor.
Has anyone seen AJ?
I’m just as tall as Mayor De blasio!
Where is my hospital ship! Where is AJ? I’m so disappointed none of this is my fault I did everything..
(whispering). “Chuck what the fuck now your acting dumber than me”
Maya Mawty Walsh here.
uhm so yeah… I guess you know IM AN ALCOHOLIC and.. uh
wash your face
wash your hands
distancing and stuff
plenty of lube.. uhm…
(governors aid) I want to thank everybody for participating there won’t be time for any questions please go to the mass gov website for further information (whispering) “you lost your shit again Charles and Marty was worse than ever now we have to get the fuck out of here and hope nobody watches this!)
If you want to write something for the people to read start your own shity blog you blow hard piece of corn in my shit.
If you want to write something for the people to read start your own shity blog then blow hard junkies like I do when I’m not eating a piece of corn in my shit.
If you want to write something try eating a piece of corn from my shit like I do when I’m not eating my dads ass or eating corn out of the shit in the porta potty, don’t make fun of gays cuz I’m gay and love sucking the mayors cornhole.
Eating corn through a fence post has AOC all wet down under.
Keeping it simple and stupid comes natural to me that’s why I see through all your shit and all you right wing troll assholes have to admit Trump did it and wants people to die I saw a shity factual comedy video about it. You want to rite a bunch of blowhard homophilic comments on the internet start your own shity fucking blog! Fuck You! Fuck You! Your all total blow hards corn in my shit. Eat my shit mother fuckers!
“Beth Anne Doan Ministries and Activism”
On the facebook machine. Have fun, comments section.
To that end, I write an open letter to my evangelical alt-right friends and family.
Dearest ones,
My heart warms when I recall our many happy memories together. I love you all and write out of concern as I, like you, see that Christian life has gone astray. One thing that we all sheare in common is that character has been paramount in our upbringing. I too, worry that Christian character is disappearing amidst the fear mongering and divisions which separate our care from those who can offer us nothing in return. We live in dangerous times in this country. You have expressed your outrage at the moral decline of our society, desiring a return to better times which for you equate a return to moral righteousness. This, you profess, will make America great again. With all the love that I have for you, now is the time for me to express my concern for your souls as contributors to this country’s malaise of injustice and intolerance.
Did you interupt your anal blasting with your one thought of the day.
That’s from her blog, Corky.
Blah….
Bet she buys Vagiclean extra strength for the cheese on her taco.
“Let ’em starve. Buzzards gotta eat, worms too,” Josey Wales.
Ok so what predominately white, affluent town does she reside in?
This is all too predictable.
That face. Looks like her husband just told her it’s the last night of yearly anniversary trip and she WILL pull out and use his joystick and shove her sjw crap up her ass afore him
Husband??????
Poor people are magnifying the long term economic effects of the saigon shivers for decades to come.
Bethanne, my name is Gianna Jessen. Google me. When my mother was pregnant with me, she went to Planned Parenthood and they attempted to kill me via saline solution abortion. I survived and am now a pro-life advocate and support the Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act, would require that babies born alive after a botched abortion procedure be treated no differently by doctors than any other newborn.
Would you look in my eyes and tell me what my mother did was OK?
What your mother did was OK.
Her mother is a failure at everything… even abortion.
You are the reason I thank God every single day for abortion. The world would be much worse off than it is already had all these millions of abortions became adults. Human life is not special. There are fucking billions of us. Pretty fucked that one can accidently make a baby… but we can’t accidently make a pizza.
Why is it that the most ardent abortion supporters are ugly, post-menopausal, middle-age women who couldn’t possibly conceive and who probably have not had sex in decades?
fat slob
Easy for her to say. All she has to do for food is stand in a feed lot, sooner or later someone will give her some grain
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE
I HATE FUCKING POOR PEOPLE
Her body her choice right?
Fuck the life that was created when you spread your legs open by grabbing your ankles and allowed that boy to empty his balls into your uterus you stupid whore.
It’s your body that created that life… so it’s okay for you to kill it. Don’t let no man tell you what to do with the life you created. You’ll meet the murdered unborn you didn’t support when you get to the heavenly gates and they tell you to go to hell.
Her body. Her choice… to kill it if she thinks that having a baby is inconvenient right now.
Well said. And I’ll bet Bethanne thinks it’s OK that the PPEs that are desperately needed by nurses and doctors treating Covid 19 patients be squandered at abortion clinics during this deadly pandemic. SICK.
What pandemic. More like a Dempanic. Fake bs from the government and media. What happened to the flu deaths? Where’s that count? Going down because if you get hit by a bus and killed they put you in the corona numbers.
Oh Bethaanne, Bethanne, I will NEVER be as righteous as you! please write self-help books immediately! Although I will never be as woke and perfect as you, I can at least TRY, but I will need a very detailed instruction guide from you. You seem to know everything, and it’s your duty to enlighten the rest of us who are just fumbling our way through life, selfishly shopping when i’ts convenient for us. Shame on the rest of us Bethanne, please forgive us!
Nice hat! I bet it came with a free bowl of soup. Maybe she can donate it to a poor person on food stamps.
The hat came filled with douche. Still is.
As she stereotypes poor people, she will also call you racist for stereotyping minorities. Did I just stereotype her??? Damnit!!!!
So glad THAT’S not contagious…..good grief.