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Grizzly Grundlestain Facebook Lives Himself Chasing Guy On Motorcycle He Claims Is A Predator While Going 65 MPH On Maine Side Streets Filled With Kids

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SourceA Waterville man was charged with driving to endanger and criminal speed Wednesday evening after he posted videos to Facebook that show the man chasing a motorcyclist through city streets at high rates of speed while at times yelling threats and derogatory slurs. In three profanity-laced videos chronicling 16 minutes of what police say was a 20-minute chase, Peter Speropolous has the camera pointed at his windshield and directed at a man with short brown hair wearing a tan, sleeveless T-shirt and blue pants and riding a blue Yamaha motorcycle. Speropolous identifies the motorcyclist as Scott Bickford.

During that time, Speropolous allegedly drove at varying rates of speed. At one point, he shows the speedometer of his vehicle at 65 mph while on Summer Street, which has a speed limit of 25 mph. He is also seen to run through several stop signs and a red light to keep up with the motorcycle while frequently calling out for Bickford to stop and threatening him with violence.

Around 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Speropolous created the posts that contain the videos — which combined have been shared more than 260 times — and wrote, “Scott will meet anyone at any time yeah right I just chased them all around town like the little baby he is he’s got to get his head beat in such a (expletive) saying he’s going to burn my house down and destroy my (stuff) but won’t pull over hahaha just wanted to show everybody the real man Scott is.”

In a Facebook message to a Morning Sentinel reporter Thursday afternoon, Speropolous said he took matters into his own hands after Bickford apparently threatened sexual violence against the women in Speropolous’ family. He said Bickford “is the kind of man that you don’t call the cops on because he uses it against you.”

You gotta see these videos:

Especially the 1st and 3rd ones.

So Maine, it hurts. I mean, just look at this creature:

Only in Maine would an individual like this feel that the appropriate way to handle an unfounded claim of sexual assault against a child would be to directly endanger the lives of countless children by driving 65 mph on side streets full of children:

Here’s a kid on a bike:

Here’s another little kid on the right:

A civilian walking with no sidewalk:

Nearly running into two pedestrians:

Filming instead of looking at the road in front of him:

Not coming to a complete stop at what appears to be a school:

Here’s some more kids on the right:

Weaving in and out of traffic:

Not paying attention to the roads even on a divided highway with no barrier:

More pedestrians

If you look here you can see a little girl who must be new to learning how to ride a bike, and of course a high speed chase between two rednecks is happening on her block:

In the second video he goes through a red light shouting, “You think a fucking red light is gonna stop be Bickfiiiiiddd?”

The correct answer to that question of course is, no. No it won’t.

Bickford does evade him by doing a U-turn at the hospital:

Good thing he posted it all on Facebook Live. Because it’s totally not a crime if you’re in a Facebook beef with someone. Then you can take the law into your own hands.

The best part is his reasoning for not calling the cops.

In a Facebook message to a Morning Sentinel reporter Thursday afternoon, Speropolous said he took matters into his own hands after Bickford apparently threatened sexual violence against the women in Speropolous’ family. He said Bickford “is the kind of man that you don’t call the cops on because he uses it against you.”

Oh I see. Scott Bickfiiiidd is not the kind of guy you call the cops on. Whatever that means. Makes perfect sense now.

So what exactly did Scott Bickfiiiidd do? Well, according to Grizzly Grundelstain’s sister, he sexually assaulted her when she was 13:

And you can tell from her mastery of the English language that she will never, ever be leaving Maine. Ever.

Either way, a girl wrote something on Facebook, therefore it’s true. If you were a responsible father (yes, he reproduced) and you actually believed this happened, you’d probably just tell the police to investigate it. But then again, Scott Bickfiiiddd is not someone you call the cops on, so he had no choice but to endanger the public so he could show the world what a hardo he is.

Oh, and he also had a meme:

Case closed!

Many in the comments were level headed and pointed out how unimpressed they were with his dangerous game of cat and mouse:

But since this is Maine, there was also no shortage of people who supported his solid decision making skills:

When someone tagged the cops another local Maine Dad reprimanded her for it:

If you have children and you still subscribe to the “no snitching” creed, then you are a fucking loser and your children should be taken away from you.


According to this guy, Grizzly Grundlestain was not in the wrong because “what if it was your grandkids that were victimized?”

Good point. The only way to prevent your kids from being molested is by engaging in a 65 mph high speed chase on side streets. And Launy Borge certainly does NOT look like your average run of the mill pedophile:

Not at all.

Nevertheless Grizzly Grundlestain defended his actions in the comments in some sort of Maine dialect that anthropologists believe has its roots in the English language….

This guy can’t find a period because apparently he’s on it right now. No wonder he’s so cranky.

Nevertheless he persisted:

Yea dude, if someone threatens to burn your house down you should probably call the cops. Or just take a deep breath. Oh right, you share cop block memes:

Fuck the po-lease!

He IS the police. He’s just missing blue lights and a badge:

Totally reasonable take right there.

He seems to think he’s going to get off on the charges once he explains to the judge why he was doing this:

And what judge wouldn’t agree with that? Everyone knows that unfounded claims that another person is a child molester gives you the right to engage in high speed chases on side streets full of children while shouting “I’m gonna kill you you fucking pussy” out your window.

I know what you’re thinking ladies – how can I get a piece of that sweet, sweet, Maine man meat? Sorry, he’s taken:

All the good ones are always married. And it looks like they’re not breaking up any time too soon:

Perfectly normal meme to tag your wife in. I know Mr. Turtlebae does stuff like that all the time and it’s totally NOT embarrassing.

The lesson here is simple – never go to Maine. Ever.

9 Comment(s)
  • HugABrownBearDAy
    May 7, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    I’m truly astonished by how these ass clowns call each other pussies and little bitches, babies and little girls whilst acting (as self described men) in a way neither I or me (a mother and my girl child) would ever act.
    My daughter and I will blow you away at the range shit beard and never endanger an innocent persons life.
    Cunt is way to good for you.
    I dub thee “Darwin’s special recognition trophy”
    On a side note…this year is the first annual hug a bear day! You are formally invited Biddy! Please bring donuts.
    Disclaimer: this is a gun free event! Let’s show our ❤️ and acceptance!
    Xoxo huggy

  • True Reality Speaks
    Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
    May 7, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    To be fair – most bikers are dickless wonders, so maybe he isn’t guilty of being a rapist pedo. Although I’m sure he’s surrounded by them when he rides with his phony tough guy pals.

    Anyway. Bikers are always guilty of something, even if it is just being poseur hardo losers like this pussy bitch in the blog.

  • Fungoe Fred
    May 7, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    Maine is like one giant circus with trees and black bears for a backdrop.

  • BK
    May 7, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    If the allegation against the other guy is true then I hope that he catches up with him.

    • Undivided Highway Patrol
      May 7, 2018 at 5:01 pm

      “A divided highway with no barrier”….

      You typed that in a blog where you’ve ridiculed others for sounding stupid. 

      If there is no barrier, what exactly is dividing the highway?  

      Sorry to “reply” but this ghetto app forces me to continue to scroll through National Inquirer” type ads forever. 

      • Wow
        May 8, 2018 at 4:47 pm

        You’re the dumbass if you don’t know what she meant

  • Ray Patriarca
    May 7, 2018 at 3:56 pm

    What a dick.

    • TheThingsGreeksDoForLove
      May 7, 2018 at 5:10 pm

      Sounds like the greek dick really wanted to ride some male ass.
      Scott Bickford should NEVER bend over near this greek sodomite.

      • Don’t truss no Greekz
        May 8, 2018 at 7:44 am

        Amen. Just like that wacky Greek roast beef place.

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