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Grundlestiltskin Mom Plays Race Card, Posts Pics Of 11 Year Old Kid Trying On Bras At Victoria’s Secret 5 Minutes Before They Closed For Free $200 Gift Card

Grundlestiltskin Mom Plays Race Card, Posts Pics Of 11 Year Old Kid Trying On Bras At Victoria’s Secret 5 Minutes Before They Closed For Free $200 Gift Card


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This happened last week in Houston and we wanted to blog about it but got distracted with all the Facebook drama. But it’s got all the elements of a ratchtacular story – allegations of racism, exploitation of her own children, using the Internet to attack a business, awesome spelling and grammar, and of course free gift cards:

The best part is she tagged all the local news affiliates AND World Star Hip Hop. You can’t forget to tag World Star Hip Hop.

So let me get this straight. Mom goes bra shopping with her daughter 5 minutes before the store closes. They tell her the changing rooms were closed, and instead of just coming back the next day she made her 11 year daughter try on the bra in front of a bunch of strangers and screamed racism until they gave her a $200 gift card to shut her up. Then she goes home and exploits her child by posting her pictures trying on bras on her Facebook page, which ends up going viral.

Seems about right.

Obviously the only logical conclusion one can reach is that the Victoria’s Secret is racist. What else could it be? I know from working in retail that we LOVED it when white people showed up five minutes before closing and kept us all there for another 20 minutes. That was awesome, and we put it up with it because they were white. Definitely.

Does this look like the kind of woman who wouldn’t exploit her child on Facebook in order to play the race card?


This Grundlestiltskin decided to extend her 15 minutes of ratchet fame by going on Fox 26 News in Houston to talk about it as well:


The Facebook commentary was fantastic, but unfortunately it was taken down by the Facebook police. She was getting destroyed, but it hasn’t stopped her from screenshotting messages she received from people which of course she calls “racist”:

I guess it’s racist to call someone bitchy now too.

And if anyone has anything to say about the child she exploited then our ass will be in jail, and she’s calling up her lawyer for a deformation lawsuit:

Can’t wait for that lawsuit to come to fruition. Everyone knows that when you post pictures of your 11 year old daughter on Facebook trying on bras during closing time at Victoria’s Secret, you can sue anyone who comments on your public Facebook page who criticizes your parenting decisions. Definitely.

39 Comment(s)
  • hi
    December 23, 2017 at 6:13 am

    okay this woman makes me wanna kill myself. just to escape the bullshit of humans.

  • Skeet Shooter
    December 7, 2017 at 11:12 am

    Put this chickenhead and Didi and the rest of the bigmouth race card throwing hemorrhoids into a bigass slingshot and shoot them towards France.

  • Turtle Rider
    December 7, 2017 at 8:51 am

    Lol. She clearly has never worked retail apparently? Five minutes before closing, I’d never let anyone in to try on anything. Other people gotta live. I don’t care if you’re black, white, or yellow Simpsons. She’s totally trying to bank off of this shit. So stupid… can’t wait to see how she keeps using her daughter to gather sympathy.

  • Truthteller
    December 6, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Bitches were trying to steal bras. Dressing rooms were closed, so they raised hell to get free shit. Bitches breed bitches.

  • Girl in NH
    December 6, 2017 at 11:23 am

    I don’t blame the child nor will I say the child is ugly, she’s just a child who was put out there for the world to see by her greedy mother. We can’t blame an innocent child for the actions of her mother with that being said I also don’t believe that an 11 year old child should be wearing bras from Victoria Secret. Come on people don’t go after an innocent child. It doesn’t matter what size she is or the reason she has to wear a bra, she’s still only a child if you wanna go after someone go after the greedy mother.

    • Transplant
      December 6, 2017 at 12:26 pm

      “It doesn’t matter what size she is or the reason she has to wear a bra”

      Of course it matters. She’s obese and thus has to wear a bra because her mother is a lazy pig who undoubtedly shovels fast food and other crap down her daughter’s throat.

      In other words, fuck off, lame-ass social justice warrior.

      • Girl in NH
        December 6, 2017 at 11:00 pm

        Exactly her mother is a piece of shit not the child.it is you who said so yourself by saying her mother is a lazy pig again her MOTHER. I am so not a social justice warrior all I meant by my comment is people shouldn’t attack the child for something her mother masterminded. Sjw bahaha thanks for the laugh.

  • AngryTurtle
    December 6, 2017 at 7:22 am

    If you’re black and it’s something that you don’t like that happens to you, it’s racism… doesn’t matter if the same thing would have happened to a white person, simply the fact that you are black makes it racism.. makes sense.

  • Webster Turtle Rider
    December 5, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    Isn’t anyone gonna charge her for possession of child porn?

  • Great Chow
    December 5, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    I worked at VS for years. They are the WORST at rewarding bad behavior. People would come in stealing, pulling shit like this and crying racism (I’ve been called many rude things) and the company gives them gift cards once they bitch loud enough. Unbelievable, they should have came back another day… dumb bitches.

    • Whatthe
      December 5, 2017 at 9:25 pm

      “Unbelievable, they should have came back another day” – but then she wouldn’t have been able to get free stuff.

    • B cup Sally
      December 6, 2017 at 4:58 pm

      That’s why it costs $2500 for a demi cup… Damn.

  • Queef Olbermann
    December 5, 2017 at 6:02 pm

    Dats Ray-sis

  • Fuckenbitcheslikehergiveusabadname
    December 5, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    Does this gremlin looking bitch realize Victoria’s Secret have black models?? Dumb bitch!! Does she know lots of blacks shop there and never had an issue but she the only one complaining? First off she sucks as a parent. Why would she even allow an employee to tell the mother she couldn’t be with her child to try on?? Common sense … if they told me I couldn’t go in a dressing room and I had to wait outside the store my daughter would not be in the store alone. She did this as a set up . She got what she originally wanted from the gate. 2nd of all who fucken gets an 11 year old a bra from Victoria secret???? Sorry wrong store bitch! By the way I am black!!

  • juror seven esq.
    December 5, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    What does the girl’s father have to say about all of this?

    • Bye dad
      December 5, 2017 at 5:59 pm

      Probably isn’t around.

    December 5, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    Why is she having her daughter try on a padded, underwire, molded cup bra?

    She’s a little girl, get her a little girl training bra ffs!

    • Grundlestiltskin Jenkins
      December 5, 2017 at 5:11 pm

      RACIST! Check your privilege! Are you saying my daughter can’t dress pretty? Is Victoria Secret just for white women? Is that the big secret? If the cup fits it don’t runneth over… cracker.

      • Gtfoh
        December 5, 2017 at 7:04 pm

        No [email protected] . It’s ratchets like you who have no clue how to fucken parent! Let me guess your black and bald and wear red lip stick

      • kk
        December 5, 2017 at 9:08 pm

        Not at all……and I also don’t think Fredericks of Hollywood is the right place for a child fitting as well. WTH – just a plan to play the race card and get a free gift card for the holidays.

    December 5, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    Victoria Secrets have black models who are beautiful, these three woman were just in the annual angles fashion show and they are darker skinned then the chick complaining. Samile Bermannelli
    Mayowa Nicholas,
    Alecia Morais, they are also 3 of their top paid models so stop with the race shit. Your just upset cause your ugly. Don’t blame anyone for that but yourself

    • Itsjustme
      December 6, 2017 at 7:19 am

      I’m so sick of everything being about race. Also sick of those ugly duck lips, it’s even worse when you’re old and doing it for pictures.

      • SVU
        December 6, 2017 at 11:53 am

        Lol right..

  • Transplant
    December 5, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    The only reason that child needs a bra is because she is obese.

    • Yup
      December 5, 2017 at 4:53 pm

      Thank you.

  • ninja turtleboy
    December 5, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    i like how she’s wearing a victoria’s secret shirt on her fox interview

    • kk
      December 5, 2017 at 9:05 pm

      I didn’t think they came that big?

  • mike
    December 5, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    Mmm, I wanna get me some of that. I hope she buys me some bras and makes me wear them around the apartment for her. I can smell the B.O. already… Uhhh….ohhh, I think I just finished in my pants.

  • Shhhhhh
    December 5, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    I don’t know if VS wants black people wearing their products or not; but I do know this guy doesn’t want to see this black woman wearing them

  • Schlomo
    December 5, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Clearly VS needs to post a “NO C00NS” sign to keep the riff-raff away

    • Boo Radley
      December 5, 2017 at 5:14 pm

      I put up one of those signs… they still go through the garbage. I have to shine a light in their eyes until they run away.

  • #theyalwaysscamming
    December 5, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    Does she not realize they could’ve come back the next day and done their shopping? VS closes their fitting rooms 5 mins early because of people who try to scam them and steal while they are preparing the store to close, just like it looked like she was about to do. Who takes their child bra shopping at closing anyway? She knew they were closing, she knew the dressing rooms were closed, she told her daughter to change where she did, this was her own choice, she was lucky they helped them that close to closing, I would’ve told them that the policy is to have a person come back the next day, which they were probably afraid of her screaming racism. Hell, she got a $200 gift card for being a bitch, now she’s suing them, figures!

    • Whatthe
      December 5, 2017 at 6:24 pm

      Why first thought was, even if a child needs a bra, who on earth takes the child to VICTORIA’S SECRET?

  • Mayor Lynch
    December 5, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    There was this time I was at Victoria’s Secret at The Mall at Whitley Field… It’s TOTALLY my favorite place to get my “special” undies. (My everyday is Hanes Her Way… they just feel right.) But anyways, I was trying on a great pair of little green lacy panties, they were high waisted and thin in the back but not quite g string thin… (I like to be able to feel them back there… grrr). So, I was in the dressing room admiring how amazingly they conceal my minuscule front bulge, almost to the point of camel toe. And the manager pokes his head right in. Like I’m some kind of deviant! He was all like “you have to take those off right now.” And I’m like “Hmmm, buy me dinner first.” But he was like “You’re buying those. We can’t re-sell them now”. Long story short… I did. They said I can’t go back in there. But I will. If they give me a hard time, I’ll file a suit when I’m at the courthouse next Monday.

  • SVU
    December 5, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    First she is lucky she don’t go to jail for posting pictures of a child in a bra, that is child Pornography she is 11. And I would never allow my child to try on bras without being in a fitting room! Way to go mom. It’s sick how someone purposely makes an ass out of themselves and their child, then gets a gift card.

  • Rich
    December 5, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Shameless, but I also blame the “news” outlets for even reaching out to her. No wonder people don’t watch anymore. It’s garbage.

    • MIke
      December 5, 2017 at 6:03 pm

      That was my thinking too. Why would the news make a story of this. By doing so, they validate her story in a way.

  • TJustice
    December 5, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    She didn’t get hit with the ugly stick. The whole fucking tree fell on this grundle.

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