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Buzzfeed: KimKardashian West was in Paris for Fashion Week, which she was attending with family members. “Kim Kardashian West was held up at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room this evening, by two armed masked men dressed as police officers,” her spokesperson said by email. “She is badly shaken but physically unharmed.” She left France on Monday after speaking to police, a French Interior Ministry officialtold CNN. Kardashian West was tied up and locked in the bathroom of her room in a luxury apartment while the masked robbers stole more than $10 million worth of jewelry, the Associated Press reported.

Five men threatened the apartment building’s concierge with a weapon, handcuffed him, and forced him to open Kardashian West’s apartment, CNN cited French officials as saying. Two of the robbers entered her room and put a gun to her head, according to the Paris prosecutor’s office. After tying her up, they locked her in a bathroom while they robbed her of two cell phones and jewelry worth millions, police officials told the AP. Citing a source, TMZ and E! News reported that the robbers gagged Kardashian West and bound her hands and feet while she “begged for them to let her live and [said] she had babies at home.”

They then wrapped her mouth in tape and put her in the bathtub, E! News reported. “She thought they were for sure going to kill her,” the source told E! News. The robbers are said to have made off with a a box containing €6 million ($6.7 million) worth of valuables, and a €4 million ($4.5 million) ring, according to AP. The men then escaped on bikes and are still at large.

So while this was allegedly going on in Paris, Kanye West was performing at The Meadows in Queens. Someone came onto the stage, whispered something into his hear, and he just immediately ended the concert:

Kanye just cut his #themeadowsnyc set short, citing a "family emergency." pic.twitter.com/Yg6VQC5ieQ

— Genius (@Genius) October 3, 2016

Statement from Team Meadows: pic.twitter.com/rSymMWNrWp

— The Meadows NYC (@themeadowsnyc) October 3, 2016

I’m just gonna come right out and say it – I think they’re making this entire thing up. I could be wrong, and I could eat my words later on. But based on what we know about these people it is well within the realm of possibility that they would make this entire thing up. They’re that desperate for attention.

Keep in mind, this is a family with ZERO talents. They have no skills. They offer nothing. Yet they are billionaires and Kim Kardashian has more than double the Twitter followers of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton COMBINED!!! The only way they can stay relevant and make money is by keeping themselves in the news like this. It would make perfect sense if Kim just made this whole thing up, and I can’t say I’d really blame her for it. Brilliant marketing.

First of all, where was her security? Getting to Kim Kardashian is harder than getting to the Pope. Earlier this week in Paris some prankster tried to literally kiss her ass and got manhandled by Bam Bam Bigelow:

So that’s what Bam Bam is up to these days.

Either way, this video prove two things – 1) if you go anywhere near Kim Kardashian you’re gonna get fucked up, and 2) she came to Paris and all of a sudden all these stunts are coincidentally happening which keeps her in the news. There’s no way some building concierge at a hotel in Paris is just gonna waltz up to her room with a bunch of guys dressed like cops and rob her. At least when Ryan Lochte told his tall tale it was believable because he was in a third world country. The only with weapons in the gun free zone of Paris are Syrian refugees.

Here’s some other things:

• She kept $11 million in jewelry in a box that was out in the open, rather than a safe? OK. That sounds believable. Definitely.
• Five masked men with guns and enough moxy and experience in burglary to get into her hotel room somehow didn’t hurt her? Like, no pistol whipping? The gently tied her up and put her in the bathroom. She’s the luckiest burglary victim I’ve ever heard of.
• Kim’s two kids were with her in Paris but neither were in the hotel room. Isn’t that convenient. Lots of normal mothers get separate hotel rooms away from their children.
• According to the most recent ratings, Keeping up with the Kardashians just had their lowest ratings of all time since the show began. The Kim Kardashian robbery episode, which will follow the Kim Kardashian ass kiss episode, will likely fix that.

So yea, anyone who thinks this is real is a moron. The Kardashians are rich beyond their wildest dreams. But the one thing they crave more than anything is affection and love. It’s the only thing they can’t buy. So how do they make the Kardashian women more sympathetic? By turning them into victims. By invoking the children. Ya like how Kim threw that in there? That she pleaded with the gunmen about her children who weren’t in the same hotel room as her? Love it.

It certainly wouldn’t be out of character either. After all, this is a family whose patriarch matriarch put the spotlight on them by deciding at age 65 that he was gonna get some plastic surgery and call himself a woman.

And if I was at that Kanye West concert (which would make me a twat waffle) I’d be so pissed. I don’t wanna hear about your family emergency. Shut up and lip sync. That’s why we’re all hear. Guarantee that at least 90% of the crowd at that show was white too. Kanye was probably all too happy to get the hell out of there and give none of these people a refund. Kanye West does not care about white people.

Even if it was real, what’s Kanye gonna do? Was she hurt? Nope. Were the kids hurt? Nope. It’s just a rich white girl who claims to have lost a bunch of money at 3 in the morning in Paris. Plenty more jewelry where that came from. Plus, she was on a plane home in no time after the “incident.” So why leave the concert? What is that going to accomplish? Be a man and finish your set.

Anyway, if it was real I still would have zero sympathy for them. The Kardashians aren’t human. They’re not real people. They don’t have souls. Just look at them:

Human beings don’t look and dress like that. Assholes do. They’re shallow, empty, materialistic, no-talent ass clown whores. All of them. And they only let other shallow, empty, materialistic, no-talent ass clown whores marry into the family. They made their money because their Daddy helped get a murderer off by playing the race card. Then Kim made a sex tape, they got an awful TV show where stupid Americans watch them talk about how they’re gonna spend their money on birthday parties, Lamar Odom tried killing himself at a whore house, and their new Dad turned into their new Mom. Now they’re rich beyond their wildest dreams.

If it really happened then it would be the perfect example of karma. But it never happened.

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