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If you want more proof that God loves the Patriots more, this is what the sky looked like in Peabody today:
You think there’s any cirrus clouds forming horses in Colorado Springs right now? Fat chance. If God loved Denver he wouldn’t have banished Tim Tebow from there.
Turtleboy honestly believes in his heart of hearts that the Patriots win this game 38-17 today. I know Denver supposedly has the best defense in the league and blah, blah, blah. Doesn’t matter. People are underestimating how angry the Patriots are gonna be for this game after having the Week 12 game stolen from them. Plus they have all their weapons back on both sides of the ball, Peyton Manning is still the quarterback for the other team, and all the Broncos have done this week is talk shit. Oh yea, and it just so happens that whenever people start worrying that we suck again, suddenly we come out and punch you in the face out of nowhere. See “we’re on to Cincinnati 2014” for more proof of that.
Oh yea, and for what it’s worth, Vegas casinos are reporting that people are betting on the Patriots five times as much as they are on Denver. Because at the end of the day you can hate the Patriots all you want, but you love money more. And putting money on Peyton Manning in a meaningful game against the Patriots is just plain stupid.
Here’s the deal. If you guess that game score correctly you get 1 free thing from the Turtleboy store. But you’ve gotta leave your prediction in the comments section with a valid email address. If you use a burner account then we have no one to get in contact with if somehow you predict the exact score. Oh yea, and you MUST leave your prediction in the blog comments, not on Facebook or Twitter.
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