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Guess What Town Or City This Fertility Fungus Is Puffing Cancer Sticks In While 8 Months Pregnant With Another Baby In The Carriage

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Saw this posted on the Facebook machine recently. Try to guess what town it’s in…..

Pregnant, ripping butts, with a baby in the carriage, pounding a large Dunkin Donuts iced coffee, extra-extra.

So many possibilities. Brockton, Fall River, Webster, Lowell. Any place where the Taco Bell accepts EBT.

The correct is….







The most underrated dump in Massachusetts. I’ve never been to Ware and couldn’t even come close to picking it out on a map. But from what Uncle Turtleboy tells me it’s like Fall River with less traffic and more sex offenders. Safe to say I’ll never go there.

I figured it was common sense that smoking while pregnant was a bad thing, but last time we blogged about someone doing this we got all types of shit for it. I’m guessing we will this time too, based on some of the commentary on the original post:

The mental gymnastics you have to perform to try to justify ripping butts while this pregnant would make Kerri Strugg stand and clap. No, it’s not OK to smoke while months pregnant. It’s selfish and puts your needs over the well being of your child. Sure, they might turn out just fine. But you’re drastically increasing the chances that they won’t because you can’t stop puffing cancer sticks down your meat polisher. When I was pregnant I had to give shit up that I liked. Like wine. But I got through it because my kid’s health mattered more than shit that I liked but didn’t really need.

But hey, I guess it’s OK because……McDonalds?

16 Comment(s)
  • iudehtiuehg
    September 26, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    this was so clearly Ware lol smh

  • Kim Jong Phat Phook
    September 21, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    I would’ve bet my life on Taunton, Brockton or Fall River.

  • marilu
    September 21, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    I. fcking. knew. it.
    It screamed Ware the moment I saw the pics !

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    September 18, 2018 at 11:02 am

    She should drink Draino. Any kid she has will be a burden on society.

  • Henry Fool
    September 18, 2018 at 5:50 am

    Anytown, USA?

    September 18, 2018 at 1:51 am

    Smoking newport’s with a bun in the oven and one in the stroller while texting and drinking DD. I bet she was on her morning methadone run and waiting for Tyler to bring her some xanax bars and a colt 45. You know she wanst there for the breakfast burrito. Unless she was waiting for him to get out of work! Such fucking trash most people are. Why is it so hard for people to take a shower, put down the newport’s, get off the drugs, get a fucking job and lead normal productive lives!

    • Hughbo Mont
      September 18, 2018 at 1:29 pm

      Easy answer – shitty parents.

  • CE
    September 17, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    Its amazing how strikingly similar those pictures of ware are to fall river, obviously on a miniature scale. Fall River is the big brother to little brother ware. On the topic of shit holes, I remember growing up and hearing how Athol was a shit hole but Imnot sure I’ve ever done more than drive past it while on a rt 2 excursion. Does it measure up to ware?

    • Atholian
      September 24, 2018 at 9:53 pm

      Def not even close to ware. Yea athol isnt pretty, but most towns arent. I grew up in orange, right next to athol and now live in athol…there’s good and bad parts of athol just like every town. Athols at least expanding. Theres poor scummy people in every damn town, but there’s wealthy and decent people here too. I’d live in athol a million times over. Never would I ever live in ware lmao.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 17, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    Have we considered that close to a Taco Bell she did not lose her pregnancy weight from the first one?

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 17, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    Remember folks, spay and neuter your ratchets…

  • Sloppy
    September 17, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    The most unbelievable part is that in order for her to get pregnant, some dude actually put his penis inside of her. Yikes.

  • WeAreFucked
    September 17, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    Yup. On the states dime (yes honey, that means me. I PAY FOR YOUR FUCKIN’ DD.) Your phone. MINE. Don’t tell me you pay for it, if you are getting any state benefits at all. If you do, (duh, of course you do) I have ever right to rip that phone out of your hand. I pay my taxes, which is why I still have an ancient iPhone 6. Those smokes? BITCH… THEY’RE MINE.


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 17, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    Good choices.

    “Hello, I live in Ware, in a section 8 dump, have no job, have a young baby, and another on the way. Unfortunately, I have no JOB on the way, well, other than blowjobs. Hey buddy, can you spare a butt?”

    People should require a license to have kids. No license = sterilization.

    Sounds crazy, but no other method would work. Seriously.

  • Hughbo Mont
    September 17, 2018 at 2:37 pm

    Poor kid lost the parent lottery. Besides the potential pre-birth issues, how many years of 2nd hand smoke will it have to endure. She definitely seems like the type to go outside to smoke.

  • Turtlemeister
    September 17, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    She reeks of Southie to me. Probably on a field trip to one of the Prisons to visit Baby’s Daddy.

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