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Saw this posted on the Facebook machine recently. Try to guess what town it’s in…..

Pregnant, ripping butts, with a baby in the carriage, pounding a large Dunkin Donuts iced coffee, extra-extra.

So many possibilities. Brockton, Fall River, Webster, Lowell. Any place where the Taco Bell accepts EBT.

The correct is….

WARE!!

The most underrated dump in Massachusetts. I’ve never been to Ware and couldn’t even come close to picking it out on a map. But from what Uncle Turtleboy tells me it’s like Fall River with less traffic and more sex offenders. Safe to say I’ll never go there.

I figured it was common sense that smoking while pregnant was a bad thing, but last time we blogged about someone doing this we got all types of shit for it. I’m guessing we will this time too, based on some of the commentary on the original post:

The mental gymnastics you have to perform to try to justify ripping butts while this pregnant would make Kerri Strugg stand and clap. No, it’s not OK to smoke while months pregnant. It’s selfish and puts your needs over the well being of your child. Sure, they might turn out just fine. But you’re drastically increasing the chances that they won’t because you can’t stop puffing cancer sticks down your meat polisher. When I was pregnant I had to give shit up that I liked. Like wine. But I got through it because my kid’s health mattered more than shit that I liked but didn’t really need.

But hey, I guess it’s OK because……McDonalds?