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This is Jesstina Connie Moschetto from Salisbury.
Yes, that’s right. Jesstina. Jess freaking Tina. And we all know where this blog is going now.
She claims to be a “cleaner” at Ten’s Show Club.
Which sounds a lot like she’s on splooge duty in the backroom.
Sadly she decided to get together with some Chia pet who got caught in a monsoon, and the two of them elected to have unprotected sex next to some bed sheet curtains until she went into ovary overdrive and bore him two crotch fruits.
Gums and roses is one one of the more notorious Christmas time Internet panhandlers in the north shore and Mingya Valley, known for trying to scam people for gifts while using her human tax breaks as bait. She’s also well known for reselling shit she begs for.
“Is there anywhere in Haverhill I can get free pictures with Santa or free gifts.”
God do I miss shame. These skags make this the most stressful part of the year for me. Mr. Turtlebae and I work our asses off all year and budget appropriately so our kids can have Christmas. Meanwhile these scum gargling sea cows show up 3 weeks before Christmas and try to guilt everyone else into paying for their kid’s shit. Two words – forced sterilization.
She gets donated all this stuff, that normal people would donate to charity once they’re done with them. Naturally then she tries to resell them on every yard sale beach from Hampton Beach to Haverhill to Boston.
Notice the name of those groups – “Free/buy/trade/donate everything under,” and “giving/donation free stuff away to people in need.” Then immediately tries charging $50 for a wild card grab bag of discarded hand-me-down baby clothing. What’s inside the bag? Just PayPal her $50 to find out!! It could be a $1,000 or it could be a lump of coal and a pack of Newports.
She sells pretty much everything she has, while simultaneously begging for free shit and hiding behind her own irresponsible life choices.
She’s totally not a liar either….
Wait….she lives in Murderpan now? But I thought she said…..
Oh yea, she can be trusted.
Of course she’s already gladly collecting our tax dollars to pay for her kid’s upbringing.
And as you can see, it seems to have not worked out with her chudstuffer, despite their previous use of a Facebook filter.
Give her a break though – she’s working two days a week now.
Only 22 more days until Christmas. I can’t wait for it to end. Please keep sending us these people so we can keep exposing them. They are AIDS.