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Gums And Roses Begging For Free Gifts And Pictures With Santa For Crotch Fruits While Selling Donated Clothing On Yard Sale Pages From Salisbury To Boston

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This is Jesstina Connie Moschetto from Salisbury.

Yes, that’s right. Jesstina. Jess freaking Tina. And we all know where this blog is going now.

She claims to be a “cleaner” at Ten’s Show Club.

Which sounds a lot like she’s on splooge duty in the backroom.

Sadly she decided to get together with some Chia pet who got caught in a monsoon, and the two of them elected to have unprotected sex next to some bed sheet curtains until she went into ovary overdrive and bore him two crotch fruits.

Holy Mingyavitis!!

Gums and roses is one one of the more notorious Christmas time Internet panhandlers in the north shore and Mingya Valley, known for trying to scam people for gifts while using her human tax breaks as bait. She’s also well known for reselling shit she begs for.

“Is there anywhere in Haverhill I can get free pictures with Santa or free gifts.”

God do I miss shame. These skags make this the most stressful part of the year for me. Mr. Turtlebae and I work our asses off all year and budget appropriately so our kids can have Christmas. Meanwhile these scum gargling sea cows show up 3 weeks before Christmas and try to guilt everyone else into paying for their kid’s shit. Two words – forced sterilization.

She gets donated all this stuff, that normal people would donate to charity once they’re done with them. Naturally then she tries to resell them on every yard sale beach from Hampton Beach to Haverhill to Boston.

Notice the name of those groups – “Free/buy/trade/donate everything under,” and “giving/donation free stuff away to people in need.” Then immediately tries charging $50 for a wild card grab bag of discarded hand-me-down baby clothing. What’s inside the bag? Just PayPal her $50 to find out!! It could be a $1,000 or it could be a lump of coal and a pack of Newports.

She sells pretty much everything she has, while simultaneously begging for free shit and hiding behind her own irresponsible life choices.

She’s totally not a liar either….

Wait….she lives in Murderpan now? But I thought she said…..

Oh yea, she can be trusted.

Of course she’s already gladly collecting our tax dollars to pay for her kid’s upbringing.

And as you can see, it seems to have not worked out with her chudstuffer, despite their previous use of a Facebook filter.

Give her a break though – she’s working two days a week now.

Only 22 more days until Christmas. I can’t wait for it to end. Please keep sending us these people so we can keep exposing them. They are AIDS.

19 Comment(s)
  • Mel
    March 10, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    And she is back on the sites asking for things. This is what she is saying, “I am new to area just moved into family shelter in attleboro was wondering if anyone could help me out I’m expecting a baby girl next month was wondering if anyone has any stuff they don’t need anymore or want I would gladly appreciate thanks so much God bless”

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 5, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    Putting a sheet or a towel over a window instead of curtains or blinds is 100% accurate as a ratchet indicator.

  • Captain Trips
    Martin Luther King Jr.
    December 5, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Wow that chick is fucking unattractive. My sex drive disappeared completely when I saw her picture.

    No wonder she has to resort to coons

  • Burlando Castile
    December 4, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    I don’t think she’ll have the gumption to ever be honest. Looks like she gummed up her chances of ever being on the cover of a Colgate tube. 

    I don’t expect the hair honcho to give up his gummy bear. 

  • Frank Rizzo
    December 4, 2018 at 2:17 pm


  • Floyd Gondoli
    December 4, 2018 at 11:23 am

    With a name like that are you destined for anything higher than the custodial or food service arts? This is yet another lesson for parents to think twice before bestowing silly monikers to their kids that will stop sounding cute after about age 12. If you feel so compelled to be reckless with your kid’s future, save those antics for their middle name, at least that can be buried for most of their life.

    Also, textbook example of why nobody should give a single goddamned red cent or even a box of Kleenex to a stranger on the internet. You feel that much of a need to help someone who you don’t know? Give $100 to St. Jude or Dana Farber, at least your money stands a chance of actually doing some good…

  • PPPPPorky
    December 4, 2018 at 9:48 am

    She forgot to add: “All those that donate are eligible for a lifetime supply of Bacon!”

  • Soccermom
    December 4, 2018 at 9:37 am

    So she is pregnant with #3 begging for stuff for #2. Doesn’t appear to have actual custody of #1…smh!
    Clearly she isnt asking for bedding! Almost all her pictures are on her bed/mattress, and not one with a fitted sheet to cover the 100 yr old relic!
    This is why humanity is doomed.

  • Hood Generations
    December 4, 2018 at 9:33 am

    The boi in the photo looks like a young barrack obama. Could this be obamas long lost son.

  • All Night Schlong
    December 4, 2018 at 9:27 am

    Boy, when it’s down to the Zamboni driver at Ten’s – and she with gummy smile and Walmart bod at that – you know Lionel Ritchie’s really fallen on some hard times.

    • Captain Trips
      Lionel Richie
      December 5, 2018 at 6:11 pm

      To the tune of All Night Long

      “We’re going to party, suckesta, fiesta, forever
      At least until she has my kids

      And then I’ll

      Dump her
      move out
      ignore her texts
      kick her out

      and not pay ANY suppooorrrrt”

  • Sickened
    December 4, 2018 at 8:42 am

    Thank your local Democrat. From city council members to senators. They are all responsible and so are those who vote them in. Liz Warren gets at least 4 votes from that crack den including the little babies

  • Yuck- all of it
    December 4, 2018 at 8:02 am

    She caught that jungle fever.

  • Mr Grinch
    December 4, 2018 at 6:11 am

    I hope santa brings her a sheet to cover that crusty matress she has in every damn pic.Im itching and breaking out in a rash from just looking at it.

  • Wheezy
    December 4, 2018 at 5:03 am

    Now we up in the Big League,
    Gettin’ our turn at bat.
    Long as we live, it’s you and me baby
    And there ain’t nothin wrong with that!
    Hey we’re movin on up.
    Movin on up.

  • itsjustme
    December 4, 2018 at 12:07 am

    We should all help her out, I mean she does have her priorities in order. She is going to have two babies less than a year and a half apart, homeless, no boyfriend or husband, barely a part-time job. Im sure there is much more to the story we don’t know about.

    Notice she is only selling her kids belongings and nothing of hers? That’s ok I’m sure the baby on the way won’t need toys or clothes.

  • Nope
    December 3, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    Dig deeper…her son was taken from her as soon as he was born! So, let’s have more children that we cant take care of..ridiculous!!

  • Rendering plant
    December 3, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Pig..I guarantee she links while she’s taking a shit. Fucking scam artist through and through. These are the lowest of the low. Frizzy must slop her every night before he puts her to bed.. Once she gets to 400 lbs he will be selling her off to the slaughterhouse.

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