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Gumzilla Wanted For Questioning By Boston Police Says In Recorded Phone Call That She Never Stabbed Gay Man Who Claims He’s The Victim Of A Hate Crime But She Did Fight The Chick He Was With

 

The Boston Police are looking for two individuals in connection with a stabbing that occurred on December 18.

Check all the local buffets. She couldn’t have gone far.

Right around the time the cops put this out there the victim made a GoFundMe page and claimed, without evidence, that he was the victim of an anti-gay hate crime.

The cops made it clear that this was not a hate crime.

“This situation is very traumatic for me,” Crumbley said during a phone interview with NewsCenter 5. “I was attacked by two males who stabbed me in my neck and stabbed me in my stomach, and left me pretty much for dead. They didn’t try to rob me or anything.”

Crumbley believes he was attacked because he is gay, but Boston police are not yet identifying the stabbing as a hate crime.

Definitely looks like he was stabbed, and he’s raised over $15K, but I feel like getting stabbed alone should be good enough reason to start a GFM. Why throw in the fake hate crime aspect of it? Sometimes people get stabbed, but it’s usually for a reason. The victim wants us to believe that they knew he was gay just by looking at him, and decided to stab him solely because of that. He also said he was stabbed by 2 males, but the cops are looking for a dude and his pet walrus. I’m not saying he’s a scammer, because he definitely got stabbed, but none of this adds up.

Anyway, the chick the cops are looking for sure looks a lot like this hefalump.

Emily Nee, AKA Emily Ibrahim, is a train wreck from Boston who lost her crotch fruit to the state a few years ago after letting him play in traffic. The kid was luckily adopted out, but she still posts pictures of him all the time on her Facebook page and probably thinks she’s getting him back one day when she finally gets her shit together.

She also tried her hand at becoming a pop star, but it didn’t work out for obvious reasons.

 

A turtle rider recognized her, contacted Gumzilla on Facebook, and she offered to call her to chat. The turtle rider declined, but Gumzilla agreed to speak with a friend of her’s who recorded the conversation, in which she says that she dindu nuffin, that the gay guy got into a fight with her unnamed male companion, and that she fought the woman the gay guy was with, who she believes stabbed him.

“He came up to us and them two ended up getting into it cuz he swung on him. They ended up fighting or whatever, I don’t know if he was already stabbed when that happened. But then after they left. I got into it with the female though. I ended up fighting her. That’s exactly what I told the police cuz that’s all I know.”

“They were arguing or whatever, I figured that he was hitting on her, but maybe she was hitting on him. I don’t know. But I figured that was his girlfriend or something, but now everyone’s saying he’s gay so I don’t know.”

So who stabbed him?

“Probably her, I have no idea. Wasn’t when I was there.”

“People are saying we’re animals and this and that. I didn’t do anything wrong, so.”

“they asked if I knew he was gay, I was like how am I supposed to know he’s gay, did he tell me?”

Few things here:

  1. The fact that she’s opening up to a complete stranger about a stabbing in which she is wanted for questioning is amazing.
  2. Her story completely contradicts what the victim said about two dudes and it being a hate crime.
  3. The fact that she just randomly fights broads in Southie on the way home from her job at Walgreens is so ratchet it hurts.
  4. Her “I don’t know if he was stabbed yet and the bitch I fought probably did it anyway” story is the least believable story I’ve ever heard

Then she added this story about her “husband” being stabbed but refusing to snitch on the people who stabbed him, for no other reason except to establish the fact that if you hang out with her you’re statistically much more likely to be stabbed.

“I witnessed my husband being stabbed like that.They never caught the guy cuz my husband doesn’t wanna say nothing. I’m not a snitch type shit. That’s how he is.”

Her “husband” looks EXACTLY like the kind of guy who would refuse to snitch on the dudes who stabbed him, and the kind of guy who would impregnate a woman whose teeth were slowly being swallowed by her gums.

They may not have their crotch fruit, but they’ll always have that romantic dinner at Applebees to remember.

They need to hang this picture in the Louvre.

It’s iconic.

Anyway, I won’t pretend to know what happened that night. All I know is that it wasn’t a hate crime, Gumzilla herself claims to be the person the cops are looking for, and nothing anyone says makes any sense at all because clearly everyone involved in this ratchet affair is a liar.

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • Dem Teeth
    January 1, 2021 at 10:31 am

    Everything that comes out your butthole has touched your teeth. Food for though

  • Just here for the comments.
    January 1, 2021 at 8:26 am

    What teeth are people refering too? Educate yourself, those are TUSKS!!

  • DISEASED VAG GASH
    December 31, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    HER “HUSBAND” LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN BUCKWHEAT AND WANDA DYKES

    • Joe
      December 31, 2020 at 11:37 pm

      Olduvai George.

  • Captain Trips
    Robin
    December 30, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    Holy inbred meth mouth Batman!

  • Buffalo Bill
    December 30, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    She puts the lotion on the skin,or gets the hose again!

  • Pate keeter
    December 30, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    Her husband looks 12

  • Stanislaw of Webdah
    December 30, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    I have a guy that I use for rental properties and flips that can make old bath tubs that are chipped and stained look brand new. I’ll bet that he could fix her teeth for a fraction of cost of veneers.

  • Mom’s Basement
    December 30, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    Looks like she tried to steal his unborn baby. Yes there are some issues with this theory but if drugs were a factor we probably aren’t talking about weed or coke.

  • Karl DMD
    December 30, 2020 at 10:50 am

    She must have lost her dentist’s phone number…

    I could retire after i fixed that penis garage of chickletts.

  • toby
    December 30, 2020 at 9:05 am

    Anthony you fool you should have claimed you were stabbed because you were black not gay. The Globe and other fake news would have made you millions claiming that people in Southie are racist and showing stories of forced busing.

  • Only time to get a GFM
    December 30, 2020 at 8:27 am

    Getting stabbed is not a good reason.
    Getting it to get your legal fees covered or “support local journalism” while you just copy and paste from other sites, is a good reason.

    Oh and recording someone without their permission is illegal and a crime you air thief, you publishing it is probably a lawyers dream of how easy you are making it to sue you. But I an sure you’ll have a GFM for that too.

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

    This blog is disgusting. It is trash spoken from an uneducated person. I love how he listed what happened to jalajhia as if it was her fault. You won’t apologize for the article? Why even write a follow up then? Did you feel victimized? Did you feel remorse? Definitely not remose. It is interesting that you felt the need to write an article defending your choice to attack a victim. there is something seriously wrong with you. You love trashing people who you feel are beneath you. It is also interesting how low you go. By this…I would have to assume you’re not much higher up in the ranks of the people you choose to write about. You pick on people that are struggling with drug dependency as well. I mean any self respecting person that has a life doesn’t care about taking the time to splash this filth and lies all over internet. Normally, i just pass by these stupid articles, but our family new the victim and I had to say something. Your behavior is so trypical and predicting. I knew you would write an article trying to explain and redact what you said in your previous article of jalajhia. However, you’re so fucked up in your own mind that this article exposed just how fucked up you truly are as a person. You were 100% right? What? You took all the information on the surface and you were too emotionally stunted to see all the other factors? There is no way you have kids or “crotch fruit” as you like to call them. Let us break it down for you since you have such tunnel fuckin vision. First off, she was not “fucking him”….he groomed her and RAPED HER! She was underage when and if he was having sex with her. I dont care if she consented. She was underage and incapable of making the choice to enter into a sexual relationship with a man that was 15 years older than her. Also, lets talk about the grooming process. For a child who has no one looking out for them, I am sure that shithead showed her behavior that she believed was love. If she was being neglected by family, i imagine a cunning piece of shit like him knew what she needed and gave it to her. He groomed her until he could gain her trust and get what he actually wanted.The aunt had indicated she dated him 10 years ago. If he had started then, she would have been 8 years old. Do you have any idea what kind of shit this would do to her mentally?? If he was RAPING her..how far back does that go? She was a child be molested and groomed if their was any relationship. Neglected by family, raped by a family member’s boyfriend, pregnant, murdered, and discarded on the side of the highway like a piece garbage you throw out the window. She was a victim in every sense of the word. She was left there until police found her and all while this is going on, you are writing this filth online. Then, you go and write a second post defending your behavior because of the reasons listed above which are all things that happened TO Jalajhia. Read that back to yourself. You went too far! You always have. You picked on the wrong person this time and I hope you’re getting your karma. Although, judging by the stories you write about people, you are already experiencing karma in your life. You are a miserable person. You stated that her family is shitty….what does that have to do with the victim???? How is that her fault that she was raised in a shitty environment with no proper guidance? Our human brains do not fully develope until the age of 27 and in some cases, later. When u combine a poor upbringing with a young developing mind: The results can be devastating as it was in this case. Everyone took advantage of this poor fuckin child including you. She was a victim in all ways possible. A victim of neglect, a victim of racial injustice, a victim of violence, murder, and now a victim of your horrible posts. I did a lot of stupid shit at the age of 18 and most of us have. I didnt know better and didnt have the support i should have. I learned and changed my whole life around when someone, just 1 person, gave a shit about me. My life is valuable and so was hers. Think before you post!!!! It is sad because im sure if you see this comment you will exploit my errors in my writing or defend yourself. In the end, you’ll end up falling into a deeper hole because you couldn’t apologize…sounds like a mental disability to me…..

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    December 30, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Yuck. The self-awareness is low with this one. Someone with a mouth like that should not smile as much as she does.

    #makemirrorsgreatagain

  • Disco Inferno
    December 30, 2020 at 7:35 am

    So many reasons to be depressed by this post. Dinosaurs must have felt like this when those little fucking mammals started showing up to eat their eggs.

  • The angry taint
    December 29, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    She is looking at that drink like man did when he discovered fire or invented the wheel.

    • Joe
      December 29, 2020 at 11:31 pm

      And buckweat reborn was there. Holy Crapola, 2021 is going to be a great year!

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      December 30, 2020 at 8:06 am

      Truly mongoloidian

  • SNL
    December 29, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    C’mon girls, we gunna make a Buckwheat sammich!

  • North of the Border
    December 29, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Jesus H. Christ. Jam a stick up her ass and you could use her face for a rake!

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    December 29, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Remember the saying “black guys will fuck anything”? yup, that’s the “anything” they were talking about

  • Harry Doyle
    December 29, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    That kneegrow must be retarded, and he looks like fucking Buckwheat.

  • Is Bill free yet!!!
    December 29, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Is she really dating Webster???

  • William Gross
    December 29, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    If Andrew Square had a face.

  • Joa Orga
    December 29, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    I would let her give me a knob job.

  • Marty Flynn
    December 29, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    I’d do her dog raw

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 29, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Nogs will fuck anything

  • Marv Levy
    December 29, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    I’m so glad they finally fucking won! Can someone take me out of my crypt and throw me in Lake Erie?

  • Observer
    December 29, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    So, we have two separate people.
    The first is a woman that must have a restraining order on her from every dentist in Boston.
    And the second is a gay guy, who sadly was attacked. But is untruthful about who attacked him, and is making money of his lie.
    I can’t wait for this year to be over.

  • Farmer Hogg
    December 29, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Those teeth tho……

    • Guinea Geisha
      December 30, 2020 at 12:01 am

      She likes her teeth like she likes her men….

      • Rooney Eats It
        December 30, 2020 at 11:15 am

        Black and brown?

  • Charlie Parker
    December 29, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Its all about control.Hate to break it to those of you that have not figured that out yet.2021 is going to be much worse.And this hot off the press…

    2021 Boston Marathon Still in Limbo Amid Surge in Mass. Cases, BAA Says

    And yes the 4th of July is cancelled

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    December 29, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    College huh?! Guess the gay card played in this kids favor. Doubt he even has his GED. Reflects in his messaging skills……

  • No Green teef
    December 29, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Walgreens has a dental hygiene section and with her employee discount, she should be able to afford to scrub that fucking green shit away!

  • That's one methed up bitch
    December 29, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    This is what happens when you mix meth and retard together. Moral of the story kids, stay away from meth and retards. Especially retarded woman with meth mouth who look like they are in their early 30s and married a 12 year old somalian for green card money!
    This is one methed up story!
    She looks a few dolphin teeth short of a tuna can.

  • Filthy Animals
    December 29, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Nice Toof.
    Only a desperate boon would ever think of throwing her anything especially the high hard one.

  • Gangster Talk
    December 29, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Her teeth look like a box of cracker jacks

    • Elegant Elliot Offen
      December 29, 2020 at 4:58 pm

      She looks like the last shit I took.

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