Gun Toting, Weed Smoking Websterite With $900 GoFundMe For “Legal Process” Because Baby Momma Skipped Town With Child

Today’s GoFundMe scam of the day comes from where else? Webster!!

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Here’s today’s GoFundMe scam of the day. It comes from a Webster resident who is trying to raise money ($900) because his son got “moved out of the state” and he needs money for the “legal process.”



Because $900 will get you really far with the legal process. Perhaps he could pay for his own legal defense is he stopped wasting his money on rims










And court fees



I dunno, maybe if he worked a few more hours instead of making Youtube videos called “ratchet” (I swear to God, that’s what this video is called), then he wouldn’t need to beg people for $900.


Seems like a real winner. Shocking that the Baby Momma would wanna leave all that behind by moving out of state. Shocking.

Anyway, the GoFundMe hasn’t really been going very well, since he’s raised all of zero dollars. We certainly hope it stays that way. It’s sad and unfortunate when any child can’t be with their father. But once again, the best way for men to avoid this is to actually marry the mother of their child instead of passing sperm around like it’s going out of business.


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17 Comment(s)
  • ChrissyLovesMax
    August 28, 2017 at 8:49 am

    hahahaha. Went to High School in Webster with this man. Always been a wanna be thug/ gangster. LMAO

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 30, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    What in the fuck is in that Smirnoff bottle under the table in that oatmeal box? Is that piss in there? If he’s trying to brew up some jenkem, he’s doing it wrong.

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 30, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    Creme de menthe, peach schnapps, orange coconut vodka??? I think this guy may be a little on the fruity side. Even his buds sucked. No wonder his girl dumped him.

    • Lola
      December 1, 2016 at 12:24 am

      That was my first thought too! And a big bottle of sweet vermouth? lmao! I was gunna say looks like he raided Grammy’s and Grampy’s old liquor stash…

      • Sterling Turtle Rider
        December 2, 2016 at 12:44 am

        Judging by the wallpaper behind it, he didn’t even take it out of Granny’s house, just took the pic and pretended it was his stash

  • Rick
    November 30, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    I grew up with him. Dont let his profile fool you he is good guy at heart. He has always had anyones back who needs help. Yea he smokes weed and lives in Indiana where all they do is shoot guns. Who the fuck cares, what does that have to do with getting his son back. Anyways i wish him the best of luck.

    • Rk
      November 30, 2016 at 8:54 pm

      You dumb fucks and your over sharing on social media… I just don’t fucking get it.

    • Infidel Larry
      December 1, 2016 at 7:14 pm

      Ummm, it has just about EVERYTHING to do with it.

  • Marshall Trump
    November 30, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    bout to donate 100 right now

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    November 30, 2016 at 11:57 am

    hmmmmm, high powered rifle with a banana clip, 30 rounds? Must be going squirrel hunting I bet? NRA member? Gun permit? Flat brim douchebag hat . . . No wonder the wife/girlfriend ran away with his kid, he don’t look too fucking stable to me. That’s a tragedy looking for a place to happen.

  • Duke Westwood
    November 30, 2016 at 11:33 am

    Sell those guns son… Or the rims… You’ll get more than $900 there. Or, maybe guns and rims are more important than his son…

  • Podunk Plumber
    November 30, 2016 at 10:56 am

    He lives in Webster. Moving out of state is like moving from Plumley village to Canterbury street.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 30, 2016 at 10:28 am

    All off it stolen I’m sure. No way ebt paid for that stuff.

  • whatevuh
    November 30, 2016 at 10:23 am

    Webster cops better keep an eye on this little shitbag . . .

  • NoseFace
    November 30, 2016 at 10:07 am

    Those rims look tight with that rot and gold pin striping.

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 30, 2016 at 6:04 pm

      Why does he have an Explorer logo on what looks like either a chevy tahoe or suburban?

      • Carlos Danger
        December 1, 2016 at 7:11 pm

        $6,000 rims on a $400 vehicle.

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