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Guy Freaking Out At 16 Year Old Girl Shitting In His Driveway Is The Most Worcester Video Ever Created

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A bunch of people sent us this video, of what apparently seems to be a 16 year old Worcester girl taking a massive steamy dump in some guy’s driveway:

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At first I thought that was staged. It was just too good to be true. Plus, the girl was so nonchalant about it. I mean this is the transcript of the exchange:

Guy: Yo, what the fuck are you doing in my driveway.

Girl: Taking a shit.

Guy: You’re a nasty piece of shit, huh?

Girl: Yup

Guy: You should probably get the fuck out of here.

Girl: Or what?

Guy: I come down there and beat your fucking face in.

Girl: Do it, I dare you.

(guy runs downstair Blair Witch style)

Guy: What, you think I’m fucking around?

Girl: Yo, I’m 16 dude, do it.

Guy: I don’t care. Really? You shit in a mother fucker’s driveway?

Girl: Yea, I did. 

Guy: How nasty are you?

Girl: I don’t give a fuck. 

Guy: You’re a grimy ass bitch. I see you around my house again I’m calling the cops.

Girl: Do it. 

Guy: I will, you fucking nasty piece of shit. 

Wow. Just another day in Worcester.

She doesn’t try to deny it. She doesn’t run. She just tells him point blank that yes, she is in fact taking a huge smash in his driveway. “Yup.” That was my favorite response. As in, yes I did and I wasn’t planning on cleaning it up either. I did however bring toilet paper and was planning on wiping my own ass. Zero fucks given. So Worcester it hurts.

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His response was such a classic Worcester response too. “I’ll come down there and beat your fucking face in.” Many people might not say this to a woman, but if you’re growing up in a triple decker in Worcester you’ve probably said this to a girl more times than you can count. Of course he doesn’t really do it because it’s just something you say, even though she tells him he can. I think it’s safe to say they both knew that was an empty threat, which was a big reason why she chose not to run.

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He sounded almost exactly like this guy from the “baby fucking wheel” video last summer:

 

And that almost makes me think this video was a set up. I mean, it’s just too good to be true. It was made to go viral. But then again, it is Worcester. And as Ron O’Clair can tell you, there are people shitting on other people’s property everywhere you look around the Woo.

Anyway, whenever I see a video like this I just think about Ed Augustus and Joe Petty and their plans to make Worcester some destination spot for Boston businessmen. I imagine the train coming into Union Station and all these suits getting out to check into the luxury hotel at Washington Square. Then the first thing they’re greeted by is a 16 year old taking a shit in public in broad daylight. Hilarious.

 

 

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55 Comment(s)
  • Hggz
    August 7, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    Definitely real. Her reaction was real. That dude is mad funny. Hahhahahah.

  • Real.
    August 7, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Amber Racicot

  • Yummm
    April 2, 2017 at 8:10 pm

    that’s a cute girl.. Is she available? Send her to my house.. She can lay as many dumps there as she likes.

  • Alex
    May 27, 2016 at 11:07 am

    What’s the big deal I shit in people’s yards all the time…for real I think this is awesome.

  • Matt G
    May 27, 2016 at 2:21 am

    I’ve seen nicahh yahhds, down on dorchesttah st.. Seriously tho!

  • Matt G
    May 27, 2016 at 2:06 am

    Ya….. Definately don’t want to dirty that guys driveway! That thing is immaculate!

  • Dick E. Bettz
    May 26, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    What street # on Hamilton St? I’d like to visit the scene of the shitting.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    May 25, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    It’s official. Worcester is 3rd world. Maybe Vietnam will offer trade concessions.

    Can we now round up all of the walking-trash for export on a slow freighter, along with rags and scrap metal?

  • Randy Haskins
    May 25, 2016 at 7:02 am

    You can see that Andy startled her, so now I’m a little worried that she didn’t finish wiping. I’ll bet those panties (or more likely pants) have a Chipotle-grade skid mark now.

  • BobnMic
    May 25, 2016 at 12:00 am

    I don’t know what is worse. The pink hair or the non-thorough wipeage? Both thoroughly disgusting.

  • HomelessPleaseHelp
    May 24, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    Someone please forward this to Joe Pettys office. I was just listening to this jerkoff on 90.9 WBRU, spew his bullshit about how Worcesters such a up and coming, wonderful, clean city. Blah , Blah, Blah “where making Worcester a more attractive city to new up and coming young professionals” yah right pal, there’s literally three panhandlers on every major intersection and stop light in this city, and people taking shits in someone’s driveway. Real progressive Joe.

  • Woostawoosta
    May 24, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    Pretty sure it’s in the Cambridge street area..

    • Age
      May 25, 2016 at 10:34 am

      It’s Hamilton Street, I was able to find the driveway yesterday.

  • Reddog
    May 24, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    I think she goes to the same hairdresser as Red on Orange is the new black.

  • Waffles
    May 24, 2016 at 9:40 pm

    16 yr old girl gives birth to Jorge zambarano

  • May 24, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    There is no excuse for this type of behavior. There are plenty of places available to use a public bathroom around the City of Worcester, and we most definitely should not tolerate this behavior coming from a human.
    Yeah, I am the one that has to deal with this on a regular basis, and have posted about it, and was also featured in the Turtleboy blog about having posted pictures of human feces on Facebook.
    If it happens to you, you tend to think differently about it, and it is no longer a laughing matter. I swear if I catch someone doing it, they are going to be wearing it when they leave the property even if I have to grab it with my hand and fling it in their face.
    That is the way you train animals not to shit inside, so why not to not shit on someone’s private property?
    I don’t think there is a police officer in the City of Worcester that will give me a hard time when I tell them how they slipped and fell face first in their own pile of steaming feces, but then again, I am a terrible at lying, and would most likely admit I gave it back to them which is only fair that they take their “property” with them, when they leave the property they are trespassing on.
    To say I am beyond frustrated would be an understatement.
    As for me, I have no doubt that this is real and not staged.

  • Age
    May 24, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    This looks like Hamilton Street with those construction barrels. I’ll take a walk down the street and see if she was really swinging her crap hammer or not.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    May 24, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    With that ridiculous red dye job, I’d bet ten bucks that she’s a raging SJW. Like, Friends of Trigglypuff level.

  • BlackandWhite
    May 24, 2016 at 7:37 pm

    Heeey – maybe we can get her to shit in the driveway of “That Bitch.” How AWESOME would that be??

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    May 24, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    I was walking down Tremont street in the bronx many moons ago when I spotted a bum getting up from a squatting position at the end of the street. He wiped his ass with newspaper and kept going. I will never Foget seeing the newspaper swaying gently in the air and then suddenly being taken by a gusting wind directly toward me. Truly a traumatizing experience for me. I’m pretty sure I screamed, “What the fuck, nooooooooo!!!” for what felt like an eternity.

  • Kevin L
    May 24, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    This one is begging for 6 iron.

  • Ryan
    May 24, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    Anybody have her number? My cock is rock hard right now.

    • Matt G
      May 27, 2016 at 2:19 am

      Dude… You are just a sick puppy! Not even cool! Or funny! Just a fucking freak!

  • Wookie
    May 24, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    What street??

  • BobnMic
    May 24, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    In other footage she gives you the big number1 and screams ‘ I’m a fiesty lawyer in Worcester dammit!’.

    • BobnMic
      May 25, 2016 at 4:15 am

      Now would this be considered obsession or demonic possession? Help me out here. I gots to know.

  • BobnMic
    May 24, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    I myself have a bucket full of ice and water on hand just in case this happens. Fiesty I miss your texts I guess one night of paradise was all you could handle?

  • paul
    May 24, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    A few well placed rounds from my airsoft rifle would have shut that cunts mouth for sure..

  • RSoxGuy
    May 24, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    If this happened at my house, one thing would solve it. No talking. No words exchanged. just one ice cold bucket full of water dropped (bucket included) directly on this (squatter’s) back. Bet she wont pull that “shit” again.

    I have a feeling its staged. If someone was shitting in your driveway I bet the first thing u would do is call the cops. I would. Who’s gonna clean that up? NOT ME! and Im not leaving it there either.

    How many laws are being broken here?
    Indecent exposure?
    Public urination?

    This has got to be fake.

  • Mojo JoJo
    May 24, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    I would have pissed on her head.

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 24, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    I would have rubbed her nose in it like a bad puppy…then spanked her with a newspaper.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 24, 2016 at 7:47 pm

      Aw man no spanking puppies!! Women who shit in driveways, yes… all day!

    • BLADERUNNER
      May 24, 2016 at 9:03 pm

      you would be tried for assault,leave it go,she is damaged already to late

  • Great Idea, Wrong Place
    May 24, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    If only we could get the beleaguered citizens of Worcester to evacuate Tuesday nights in the council chambers, we could send our leaders a message (in their own language) they’d understand.

  • BLADERUNNER
    May 24, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    years ago i worked in the city,we had a alley behind the warehouse that winos used for their latrine. i got a 5 gal bucket of water add dumped it on therm. i warned them first.you should have heard the theats.5 gal from a 3rd floor is a efective dump control solution.

  • Realist
    May 24, 2016 at 3:08 pm

    This would never have happened if the “People’s councilor” was sitting in the big chair!

  • Bowen Hardcase
    May 24, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    I would’ve rubbed her nose in it like the animal she obviously is…

  • Steven Stover
    May 24, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Looked like a good place to take a shit. In the weeds and trash. Shithole anyway.

  • Livesinlowell
    May 24, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    Yeah, clean that driveway Andy. It looks like a dump so taking a dump on your driveway seems fitting. Don’t be lazy and rely on your landlord to do everything have a little self respect.

    • Bowen Hardcase
      May 24, 2016 at 2:55 pm

      “have a little self respect.”

      … said the guy from Lowell

  • Moon over Miami
    May 24, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Should have smooshed her face in it like you do with a puppy then she’d learn.

    • Mr. Pink
      May 24, 2016 at 4:56 pm

      No, a dog would be smarter.

  • Linda-Linda-Linda
    May 24, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    Andy –

    I am NOT making excuses for this “person” at all. But I have to say that if you cleaned out your driveway and got rid of the trash and mega weeds – homeless people might not mistake it for a toilet.

    Just sayin’

    • Andy
      May 24, 2016 at 2:33 pm

      Just sayn.. thats my landlords job.. not mine.. by the way she wasnt homeless and i live in a respected residential area but thanks.. ive done tremendous work around my house.. its punk kidss that dont give a fuck

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 24, 2016 at 3:08 pm

        Your landlord is obviously a slum lord and doesn’t care what his property looks like. Maybe you and the tenants can get together and clean it up. I’m sure it must suck to pay rent and not have the place maintained but if you do it yourself, at least what you’re paying for looks nice. It may also deter some of that shitty foot traffic you receive lol.

        • Nikki
          May 25, 2016 at 6:50 am

          Holy shit! SHE come on to HIS property and takes a shit, and YOU are now making it HIS fault because if it was cleaned up she wouldn’t have been provoked to shit there?? Is this real life?? It’s this type of thinking that has this country on a one way trip to implosion, no one is forced to take responsibility for their actions anymore!!!

        • IgnoranceBreedsIgnorance
          May 25, 2016 at 8:33 am

          You’re a fucking idiot. I am sure that in the lease agreement it states that the landlord is responsible for maintaining the property. People pay rent for a reason; so they don’t have to worry about maintenance and the responsibilities of owning their own property. Would it be his responsibility too if there were an electrical or plumbing issue? Get a brain.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 25, 2016 at 7:40 pm

            Nikki and Ignorance: I’m pretty sure I implied it is his landlords job. However, sometimes landlords don’t care and won’t clean up the property. Thus, I stated he should do it on his own only because he’s paying for this place, might as well make it look nice because his slum lord won’t. Where did you read that I said it was his responsibility? As a resoonsible individual, Iwould just do it on my own because sometimes in life when we want something done right we just have to do it ourselves even if its not our job. Does it suck? Yes, but sometimes that’s life. Wow, reading comprehension is essential.

    • Bowen Hardcase
      May 24, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      Forget that. I don’t care what condition the property is in, people don’t have the right to trespass and shit wherever they please.

  • Andy
    May 24, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Listen i just woke up.. didnt really realize it was a kid till i ran downstairs then rational thinking set in

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him
    May 24, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    That’s a shitty situation

  • Anthony
    May 24, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Turtle boy sports, y u no write about sports?????

    • BlackandWhite
      May 24, 2016 at 2:32 pm

      Apparently taking shits in peoples driveway IS a sport. That is ABSOLUTELY NASTY!! I would have called the cops anyways. Who the *F* thinks this is OK anyways? Who raises these kinds of kids??

  • JoeMomma
    May 24, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    A bucket of boiling water out the window would have taken care of it……

  • Bill P.
    May 24, 2016 at 1:40 pm

    It stops take a shit in the driveway or it gets the hose again… that’s what I would have done. Hose ‘er down!

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