So Palmer it hurts.
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A few months ago we fell in love with this picture from the great town of Southbridge:
But a turtle rider sent us a picture from Palmer, which although it didn’t come out as well as the Southbridge masterpiece, might be more legendary:
Because sometimes you just have to take your Busch Light 30 rack for a walk. Amazing job. Of course this is hardly surprising. When you drive around Palmer this the ambiance that you soak in:
When I look at those pictures the first thing I think is, “Busch Light.” And if the wife is using the family shopping cart at the Family Dollar, you just have to improvise.
Question – is Busch Light a step up or a step down from Natural Light? Do we have an official ranking of shitty cheap beers? Because I’m willing to bet Busch, Natty Light, Keystone Light, and Milwaukee’s Best are single handedly keeping the Palmer economy alive and well.
The funny part about Palmer is that in 2013 they voted AGAINST having a casino built in town. Because the danger of a Palmerite being hit by some moron who just blew his life savings on slots while he’s pushing his Busch Light in a baby carriage apparently outweighs all the tax revenue that Palmer clearly does not need. Because as you can see, the economy in Palmer is thriving.
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