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Guy Tased While Attacking Cops At The Pennywise Was A Victim Of Police Brutality According To Family

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So last week the Worcester Police were called to the Pennywise market on Main Street when an out of control 38 year old man from Fitchburg named Wilmer Delgado Sobá wouldn’t stop destroying the store. When they got there they calmly tried to deescalate the situation without provoking him into a violent reaction.

But this guy for whatever reason wasn’t going to calm down. Instead he charged at them, assaulted an officer, and tried swinging at another one while holding a broken bottle.

An officer at this point would be well within their rights to use their gun. But instead one of the cops took out their taser and ended the threat. Tasers are not designed to kill, and the cause of death has not yet been released. But the number one thing that every hippie in America was saying after Michael Brown was killed in Ferguson, was “why didn’t the cop just tase him?” So basically the cops did the will of the hippies in this particular situation.

Every single witness attests that this is exactly what happened. Nothing shady. No dispute whatsoever. Logically then his family is calling it “police brutality” and “abuse of power.”


Turtleboy JrAccording to Mr. Delgado Soba’s buddy Joel, he was harmless and wouldn’t hurt anyone. He’s also whining about the investigation and thinks the Worcester cops aren’t adequately able to investigate this case. 

Yea, he had “problems just like anyone else.” Because about once or twice a month I go down to the Pennywise and start trashing the place. Perfectly normal thing to do. 

But please, tell me how “he wouldn’t have hurt a fly.” Because that makes TONS of sense. Sure he was swinging a broken bottle at police officers after charging at them. But it was probably just a cultural misunderstanding. Definitely. 

What was up with cops?? That shit was wack!!! I thought they were gonna protect me? Maybe even serve too!!! I don’t trust them and because I’m such an upstanding citizen I demand that SOMEONE get to the bottom of this.”

Newsflash – serving and protecting was exactly what they were doing. They were protecting society from your buddy. And we’ve already gotten to the bottom of what happened, because the eye witnesses at the scene are all telling the same exact story. 

Soba’s ma dukes said her kid was a good shit, putting his life back together after a rough couple of years. He used to work at a factory up in the twin cities before moving down to the Woo to go full time as a Main Street bum. He was a regular with the cops and had a tendency to run around buck naked whenever he felt like it. But besides that he was your average hard working, law abiding taxpayer.  

You can blame drugs for this, or drug dealers, or the guy who chose to do the drugs, or whatever. But the one person you can’t blame is the cop who tased him. Whatever the circumstances were that led to this situation, the police officer’s job is to react to the situation he’s presented with. He came across a man who couldn’t be reasoned with and was trying to hurt him and others. So he took what was specifically designed to be non-lethal force against him. We don’t know the reason he died, but healthy people don’t die when they get tased.



The fact of the matter is that this guy was arrested for running down the street naked last year. You know who doesn’t run down the street naked? Sober people. You know what else sober people don’t do? Trash the pennywise and attack police officers. 

His Mom also said that she has absolutely no fucking clue what happened. But that hasn’t stopped her from having an opinion about it. She thinks the whole thing is police brutality and wants to see evidence that proves she’s right – the Pennywise security tapes. 


Just to prove this woman wrong, I say release the tapes. But it should come with the stipulation that when it shows the police acted reasonably, she should have to apologize for doubting them.

Look, it sucks someone had to die. It really is unfortunate and I feel for any family that loses a loved one. But what are you gonna do? It’s a shitty set of circumstances that got this guy killed. And just because you’re sad and upset, it doesn’t give you the right to start hooting and hollering about “police brutality” and “abuse of power.” Your son was 38 years old. He was a grown ass man that made grown ass decisions that ended up getting him killed. 

Let him rest in peace with dignity. Grieve for him. Pay your respects. Remember the good times. But don’t think for one second that blaming the police is going to make any of the pain go away. 

But I don’t even think the family is behind this outrage. We would’ve heard from them days ago if they were really this angry with the cops. No, I know EXACTLY who is behind this – the usual hippie suspects. Particularly the #5, 11, and 15th ranked hippies in Worcester – Joyce McOldBalls, Kreepy Ksen, and Chris “the cop hater” Robarge. Here’s what they were chirping out within hours of this incident happening:

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These people never miss an opportunity to push their anti-cop agenda do they? Turtleboy speaks for 99% of Worcesterites when he says that he’d much rather his tax dollars go to police “militarization” than to crooks like Keesha LaTulippe so she can sell diversity trainings. As usual these people were nowhere to be seen when a police officer was killed in Memphis around this same time. Because at the end of the day they’d much rather side with a dangerous criminal than they would an officer of the law.

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25 Comment(s)
  • oneopinion
    August 7, 2015 at 9:42 pm

    I’m just saying that this guy was unarmed and hadn’t been eating anyone alive just yet. Just let it play out and hope instead of harming others he just gouges his own eyes out, makes fecal art, or scratches himself into a giant scab.

  • oneopinion
    August 7, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    Someone on bath salts was eating someone else alive (against his will) when the cops shot and killed him. I think the guy who got shot for eating the other guy’s face and refusing to stop was also unarmed. The guy who is missing half his face is all fine and well aside from having half a face left but where is the justice for the face eater who was shot unarmed? Surely there was a nonlethal alternative.

  • sandman
    August 6, 2015 at 1:51 pm

    Why why why can’t the hippies find real cause to “fight” for?! Easier to make shit up I guess. ..

  • Rock
    August 6, 2015 at 10:16 am

    Cause of death: “just starting to turn his life around”.

  • Chris From Georgia
    August 6, 2015 at 7:57 am

    That scumbag got exactly what he deserved!

  • MommaH
    August 6, 2015 at 5:31 am

    He probably suffered from a heart attack, probably because he was under the influence of crack cocaine or heroine. People don’t just drop dead like that from being tasered. I do know for a fact, if you scare the shit out of someone who is under the influence of these drugs, they do suffer damage to the heart…just saying! My guess is that he had shot himself up with a bad batch of heroine that was mixed with something, which is what made him go nutzo in PennyWise. JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS…..HELLO!

  • carlton
    August 6, 2015 at 12:03 am

    What country arms their military with teasers?

    • carlton
      August 6, 2015 at 12:04 am


      • Wabbitt
        August 6, 2015 at 1:59 am

        The militarization bullshit was because of the “tactical” headsets.

        Because apparently anything potentially used by army cannot be used by the police. This includes socks, boots, pens, printers, etc. Cuz Ksen logic.

  • Chipper the ripper
    August 5, 2015 at 10:53 pm

    But he was turning his life around! Like none of us have ever ran down the street naked! Or trashed a grocery store in our underwear, C’mon he’s the Puerto Ricans version of ozzy Osborn , lol

  • Just L
    August 5, 2015 at 9:09 pm

    RBG posted this on the T&G when this was first reported by the Telegram:
    “This is a hard one. While I know the folks who work at Penny Wise are NOT the type to just blindly go with the police, there is still a man dead. I am struggling to give these officers a fair shake in my own head while the images of all the unarmed people who die at the hand of police flutter through my head. This might be a case where there was no right answer. Property was being destroyed. A life was lost. A weapon was used on an unarmed man. Witnesses say the police had no choice. Such a sad situation.”
    Not trying to stir shit or exploit anything. Just thought his post was interesting given his posted views historically. Did I miss something, or did TB not see this one?

    • RSoxGuy
      August 5, 2015 at 10:25 pm

      Clearly RGBs account was hacked.

      • RSoxGuy
        August 5, 2015 at 10:26 pm


  • Wabbitt
    August 5, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    I tweeted a couple nuggets at Krazy Kev the Kriminal.

    Not going to be happy until the entire top 20 blocks me on social media!

    • RSoxGuy
      August 5, 2015 at 10:29 pm

      (slow clap)

      • Wabbitt
        August 6, 2015 at 1:55 am

        It’s a work in progress. On Mrs Old Balls and Kevin the Kriminal have blocked me so far.

  • thibby
    August 5, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    he has an aunt named margarita, holy fuck . i will have my salted…….

  • Wheelwright
    August 5, 2015 at 7:21 pm

    One less – oops – seven or eight less votes for Hitlery Clinton now that this fine upstanding citizen has achieved thermal equilibrium with the ambient environment.

    His drug dealer should get an extra EBT allotment due to the loss of income. All those in favor vote “aye ca Rumba!”

  • Nanny
    August 5, 2015 at 6:18 pm

    I have relatives in law enforcement. I know for sure that I couldn’t do that job. Dealing with the public, sometimes the lowest common denominators, would do my head in. I’m not cut out for that. I doubt my self control is strong enough for that.

  • Fire
    August 5, 2015 at 6:09 pm

    Word on the street (always wanted to say that) is the guy has a temperature of 107 degrees. Guy died from whatever drugs he was on. Just a coincidence that he was tased.

    • Not Entitled
      August 5, 2015 at 8:20 pm

      And.. More (word on the street) plastic baggies that were full of some powdery substance that broke open prior to shitting them out of his asshole. I’m sure they must have been vitamins…I can’t wait for the Autopsy report to come out …douchebags! WPD should bring in the military wipe em all the fuck out..

  • Clive's not racist, just ask him.
    August 5, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    I’d love to fashion a noose for Mr. Robarge, but not in a racist way, just in a “you’re a piece of shit” kind of way. Him and the rest of those douche bags can go hold hands on Main South and fuck each other while kindly asking the 17 year old savage ‘gangsters’ not to shoot them over a dime bag.

  • Non Sequitor
    August 5, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    I just want to say thank you to the Worcester police for ridding Fitchburg of one of its scumbags.

  • RJ
    August 5, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    As to “someone is dead over property damage!” For starters, no, they were subdued with what is supposed to be a non lethal means for attacking the police with a deadly weapon, so there’s that, but as a larger point, the police aren’t allowed to use force to stop property damage? They’re supposed to just let people finish destroying a store and then, what, ask them nicely to get into the back of the car? If I come home and someone is stealing from me, I’m going to hit them with a bat, at a minimum. I would expect the police to protect other property as zealously as I protect my own. Yeah, if you’re destroying or stealing property, force is completely justified.

  • A fish called Wanda!
    August 5, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    Fuck that guy and his delusional family! He’s in hell where he belongs, and someday the rest of those nimrods will join him. Anyone that stupid deserves to go to hell!

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