Guy Who Confronts Food Stamp Muffs Who Buy Lottery Tickets Is A Goddamn American Hero

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I’m not sure where this video was taken (from the accents it sounds like Philly or Baltimore) but it’s a must watch. Basically some guy was in line at the grocery store and these muffs started buying their groceries with food stamps. But then they took out cash and bought a bunch of scratch tickets, so clearly they could’ve afforded to pay for their groceries instead of having the taxpayers pick up the tab. What happened next is what should happen more often in society when we see this sort of nonsense going on:

That man right there just lived the dream. A true American hero if I’ve ever seen one. So many great quotes:

“Wow, pregnant, smoking, and pajamas? You’re like a triple fuck up.”

You know what? (takes steak from shopping cart.) Steak is for taxpayers.”

And he’s right. Turtleboy is a liberal at heart. I admit it, TB is a huge softy. He wants the government to take a more proactive approach in helping the poor. But you’re not helping people if you’re allowing them to continue living a lifestyle that is going to keep them dependent on the government for the rest of their lives.

These people are all able bodied and young. I’m all for welfare that goes to the elderly, the disabled, and other people who find themselves in dire straits through no fault of their own. But these are just muffs. And they’ve obviously never once thought who the magic fairy is that is putting money onto their EBT cards, or where that money originated from. Doesn’t matter because they’re entitled to it.

And how bout the guy on the right who couldn’t even stand up straight?

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Obviously he’s all jammed up, which means he has plenty of money for drugs, but still needs us to pay for his steak dinners.

This woman is ripping butts and she may or may not be pregnant. She’s gonna need more healthcare than people who are actually responsible enough to take care of themselves, and who do you think is gonna pay for that? Her kid is gonna be more likely to need social services and other really expensive things once she gets to school, and who do you think is gonna pay for that?

The answer of course is working class people. Because in America the joke is always on working class people. It’s literally news to her that people who pay taxes would have a problem with this. In her mind she is entitled to this free money, and as she says, “it’s none of your business” if you have a problem with financing her lifestyle.

Don’t tell me that these idiots are some sort of exception to the rule either. There are millions like them. I see it all the time. Walk into any Walmart in America or the entire state of West Virginia and you see how common this type of lifestyle is.

And don’t even get me started on the lottery. If these people live in Pennsylvania then legally they are not allowed to play Fanduel, DraftKings, or any other daily fantasy football where you can win money. Because the government has no problem stopping normal, law abiding citizens from having a hobby in their free time, under the guise that they want to protect us from ourselves. But yet they have no problem letting dead beats like this waste their money on scratch tickets because they’re too stupid to realize that scratch tickets are a huge scam that you are guaranteed to lose money on the longer you play.

We’ve written blogs about EBT abuse before and everyone time we do people always get on us about being mean, and not caring about the poor, and blah, blah, blah. Other people point out that we should be going after oil companies and the military-industrial complex for getting government subsidies, which is basically a form of welfare on a much larger and more expensive scale. And you’ve got a good point about that, but the problem is that I don’t see how tax breaks on gigantic corporations affect me on a daily basis. They aren’t in front of me at the grocery store buying scratch tickets and ripping butts in pajama pants.


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35 Comment(s)
  • Truth
    November 26, 2017 at 3:50 am

    Does anyone know if the guy with the scratch off has a job of his own and really therefor has nothing to do with the woman who gets food stamps? I just would really like to know if there is any factual basis to tie the woman on food stamps to the guy with the scratch off? He looks to be over 18 to me but just my thoughts, if so woudn’t he need to apply for his own food stamps?

    The idiot didn’t steal the food from the guy with the scratch off, instead he went after the woman. That seems like a very cowardly approach to the situation. All the people claiming she was in the wrong, are, well, wrong!

    Had the brave hero torn the scratch off from the guys hands, maybe? But then again that would have taken a lil more balls and then how would we be able to tie it into the food stamp situation? It is totally absurd and the idiot played vigilante without really knowing what he was talking about.

    Someone needed to knock his ass out and they would have been in their right, lawfully to do so. Wish he would have put his face on the video, but a coward who attacks woman and steals their food, would only be that much more of an idiot to do that….

  • April 9, 2016 at 1:34 am

    Complete and utter fucking bullshit. And so are all you people who think this MF asshole is right, or a “hero”. Just because this guy had $5.00 cash to buy some scratchers, doesn’t mean shit. Nor does this mean anyone did Anything wrong or abused the system.
    And it doesn’t give this asshole the right to steal food from these people after assaulting them either. I only wish it had been me. That fucking asshole would be in the hospital.

    You people should be ashamed of yourselves. America is ruined alright…but not because of this supposed “welfare state”. America is ruined because Americans are Assholes now. We Americans can rationalize being fucking assholes to one another…and then applaud. Wow. just wow. I’m not sure I can get far enough away from this kind of asshole confronting these people.

  • Reddog
    December 7, 2015 at 7:04 pm

    Great idea for a bumpa sticka “steak is for taxpayers”

  • Grump
    December 7, 2015 at 2:16 am

    Food is a basic human right. The problem with food stamps isn’t that they’re handed out too liberally, but that they’re not handed out liberally enough. We should raise taxes and give EVERYBODY food stamps—maybe then people who “work for a living” won’t have such a hard-on for poor people who are tricked into buying lottery tickets (money that goes right to the government, btw, for things like food stamps).

    • Horace McMahon
      December 7, 2015 at 1:21 pm

      Hell, give ’em all a huge raise in their allowance so we can pay for their cigs, lotto, and booxe, too!

  • Rational person
    December 4, 2015 at 1:26 pm

    This video was staged and the people in it are actors. It took me 2 minutes to figure that out.

    • Rational Person
      December 5, 2015 at 10:02 pm

      To the 2 people who downvoted my comment: It’s a fake video produced by someone who claims to be a comedian and the people in the video are actors. It’s all over the internet. I’m sorry to burst your bubble because I know how much you want it to be real, but it’s not. I’m not saying that there aren’t people out there committing welfare fraud and gaming the system but in this case, it’s fake.

      • Jake from StateFarm
        December 7, 2015 at 12:50 pm

        Rational Person, your wrong. And stupid too

        • Rational person
          December 7, 2015 at 2:58 pm

          Jake, I attempted to post a link to a Huffington Post article where the creator of the video says it’s fake.

          From the article:

          “A viral video of a man berating shoppers in a grocery store parking lot for using food stamps and buying lottery tickets was staged, the video’s creator says.
          ‘I’m a comedian and I do skits about situations that bother me,’ J.J. McGuire, the video’s creator, told The Huffington Post.”

  • alex
    December 4, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    Tbs….Why is it OK to publicly demean people who you know nothing about?

  • Dan
    December 4, 2015 at 8:44 am

    While the point is valid this video was very staged. It has been floating around for some time now.

  • Benjamin Dover
    December 4, 2015 at 5:44 am

    Just throwing this out there: oil subsidies distribute a relatively uniform burden on all tax payers to ultimately reduce cost on literally anything that is transported not to mention the amount you pay out in taxes would no doubt come back on the gas prices should these subsidies vanish.

    The military employs hubdreds on thousands if not millions when you get into the private sector……..

  • Henry Heavy
    December 3, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    That is a classic. But notice that the piece of shit girl has no reservation whatsoever about being a welfare parasite. Real human garbage that we’ll continue to support for the rest of her pathetic life. The video should be given to DSS, but the way they operate they’d probably give her even more assistance.

  • Local legend
    December 3, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    Wow that guy should run for president that broad has to be from Fitchburgh.

  • Andrea
    December 3, 2015 at 8:56 pm

    I wish I had the nuts to confront the 3 chick’s in front of me at WM last week ; when I had to stand in line for a half hour with just a gallon of milk , because it took that long to ring up all those steaks , and pizzas , filling their carts . They paid with foodstamps , and the whole time all these bitches were talking about was going out afterward to get their nails done , and it was going to cost $300 for the new weave they were getting… made me sick. You know all their baby daddies were drug dealers.

    • Andrea
      December 3, 2015 at 8:57 pm

      Then they wonder why we have a problem with them.

  • Gronkmonster
    December 3, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    And they have a Lexus SUV on top of it all!!!…We are all morons for going to work everyday and paying taxes so bullshit like this can continue !!

    We should go picket or block traffic in Kelly square until our message is heard…Ohh wait we all have to go to work tomorrow !!

  • ninja turtleboy
    December 3, 2015 at 6:59 pm

    please release camera mans name so I can date and marry him.

  • RSoxGuy
    December 3, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    LOL! “Sweat pants and cigarettes?” Thats fucking classic.

  • george
    December 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm

    People don’t understand what going after military money would do. Im an engineer and my company makes lots of military instruments. We also employ lots of lower salary jobs, production workers 15/hr, inventory workers, salesmen, all people who work hard yet aren’t near the 1%. So yea, make the liberal argument of going after military money and see what it does to the economy.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 3, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    “Steak is for taxpayers” That’s brilliant!

  • Jake from StateFarm
    December 3, 2015 at 2:36 pm

    And by the way, a pack of cigarettes costs $at least $10.50 per pack. Assuming she smokes a pack a day, that’s $73.50 a WEEK she has money for! $315.00 per MONTH she has money for, or $3,832.50 a year.

    Yes, ANY person that smokes and is on public assistance should have $3,832.00 deducted from their benefits (if they should even get anything at all).

    • Dee
      December 5, 2015 at 4:35 am

      You don’t know where this video was taken packs of cigs are only $10.50 in MA and the surrounding states. Here in the south they are $4 and change a pack still. Just sayin.
      What I find extremely ridiculous is EBT users get an increase every year consistently, yet people on disability and social security are going another year with no increase.

  • boomshakalaka
    December 3, 2015 at 2:07 pm

    I am going to school for Human Services , BUT i dont agreed with none of this bullshit . I have two jobs so I can support myself and my grocery is like $50.00 and i dont even get much stuff but milk, eggs, breath and coffee. Goverment has to deff keep and eye on this , is not fair that people bus their ass working for other people to get drugs , alcohol . Like is one for food . Like if they want to take money from us , i think they should have those people meet with their case worker and give them the food from there not a EBT card bcs those are not used in the right way

    • boomshakalaka
      December 3, 2015 at 2:09 pm

      keep an eye **
      bust their ass **
      like if it was for food **

      sorry i was getting way to mad to type !
      I cant even afford a toyota but they can afford an Lexus , like what can bullshit is that ?

      • ninja turtleboy
        December 3, 2015 at 7:01 pm

        drug money boo, technically ‘unemployed’. lowlife dirtbags who don’t even have a job to drive to n from

    • alrighty
      December 4, 2015 at 8:24 am

      You should go to school for spelling and grammar.

      • boomshakalaka
        December 4, 2015 at 1:56 pm

        My first language is not English , so the fact that I read , write and speak English the way i do is more of accomplishment than what you have to offer because I am assuming you only know English . Cuando aprendas otro idioma , dejame saber asi te dejo saber si deletriaste algo bien.

  • wesawbearsonce
    December 3, 2015 at 1:20 pm

    “Steak is for taxpayers”..great quote, right up there with “Coffee is for closers”..

  • JoeMomma
    December 3, 2015 at 1:07 pm

    Get rid of EBT cards and let them get food at a food pantry.

  • Jaime
    December 3, 2015 at 1:07 pm

    That was the video of the year right there! I hope he kept that steak, he deserves it!!

  • Yes!
    December 3, 2015 at 1:02 pm

    I used to think these people were all moronic scumbags. BUT, now I see, now I get it, ME, going to work everyday, paying taxes, striving to provide for my family through hard work is the real moron here. Shit.. if I started living off the system then maybe I could load my free groceries into the back of a Lexus SUV also. Fuckin’ unreal.

  • Jake from StateFarm
    December 3, 2015 at 1:01 pm

    Thank a liberal democrat for the way this country is. It’s a good to see a “contributing member” of society call these people out. And Democrat controlled Massachusetts is one of the worst for enabling frauds that suck off society. Obviously we need to take care of our most vulnerable …. and people like this, well I wish them the worst.

  • Jill
    December 3, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    Beautiful!! No other words but beautiful and bravo!!

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