Guy Who Whined About $20 For Tarentino Fundraiser Has The Most Websterfied Facebook Page Ever


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Quick update on the Webster dooshnozzle who posted this about the Ron Tarentino fundraiser:


We thought that he deleted his Facebook account because he was smart. Turns out he just blocked our friend Clarabel Woods Emerson III. Little does he realize that Clarabel has a rather large family on Facebook, and he didn’t block all of them. And his Facebook page confirms every single thing we assumed about him:

He likes to drop n bombs:

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He actually enjoys the burnouts:

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He wears a flat-brimmed Chicago Bulls hat:

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The flat brimmed Bulls hat has quickly become the calling card for the rural wannabe ghettofabulous dooshnozzle:




And for a guy who is bitching about $20, money sure does not seem to be an issue for him:

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So what is this picture supposed to prove? That’s $35 of shitty weed sitting on an iPhone next to $200 in cash in a Mercury. Is this his idea of Webster ballin? I don’t get it. But he’s got plenty of money, even ask him:

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Of course he dropped out school. Bartlett High School is pretty rigorous after all. Very few people can find a way to get 60’s in college prep classes at Bartlett. Nevertheless he is wildly successful despite the fact that he has apparently been incarcerated. He even has four cars, but yet he still has a problem with forking over $20 for a charity fundraiser.

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Oh yea, and this was my favorite picture:


I’ve never seen a picture that sums up Webster better than this one. When people who aren’t from around here read about Webster and they ask, “What’s it really like there?” Just show them this picture. The bike (which almost definitely has pegs on the back), the fenced in parking lot, the Voke-stache, the obligatory middle finger for no reason, the piece of fabric resembling a nutsack sticking out of his pants, the depressing looking background scenery. It’s the most Websterfied thing we’ve ever seen.



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25 Comment(s)
  • Doc
    June 22, 2016 at 6:38 pm

    I’m just here for the obligatory “But *I’m* from Webda and not a loser” post. I can’t even get mad anymore. These Webster clowns keep doing Webster clown stuff, TB and the world view it and comment and laugh and throw up in their mouths a little bit, and I’m over here rowing the boat in the opposite direction. I’m hoping we will get it together but I’m losing religion on that a little bit. Whatever happened to that chick that wanted to a an “I’m So Webster” hashtag and show positive and winner stuff? Is that getting traction anywhere? I’m game.

  • Dada5000
    June 22, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    I do agree with his comment directed at girls that date Men that don’t like to work.

  • DontMindMe
    June 21, 2016 at 7:18 am

    $10 says that Rustang has a “Built not Bought” sticker on the back too

  • Frankie
    June 21, 2016 at 1:21 am

    Seen him at some car meets in Webster on Thursday night. Usually sitting at the old price chopper parking lot. He’s only at those ones cause there free.

    • Buttafuco
      June 21, 2016 at 7:28 am

      Dont discount the weed sales.

  • anc
    June 20, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    I literally thought this guys ball sack was hanging out of his pants lol

  • A
    June 20, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    Nothing says I’ve got money, quite like being posted up on an 80s firebird, with a mercury in the back! You say you don’t make good money, but that sweet mercury and dirt weed says otherwise. 2 rules to live by…don’t ever complain about money if its for charity and $20 or less. And don’t you ever use that N word white boy.

  • Frogshit
    June 20, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    Hope he’s not planning any trips to Auburn in the near future. Just disrespected about 700 car guys, a boat load of spectators, oh, and a shitload of Cops.

    • Websta
      June 20, 2016 at 7:19 pm

      Webster folks NEVER leave Webster. I remember the classic story of the elderly Websterite who’s claim to fame was that he never left Webster. He avoided going even as far as Dudley. True story.

      • Doc
        June 22, 2016 at 6:31 pm

        A friend once told me his story when we drove past him walking one day. I was tempted to offer him a ride just to accidentally cross a border.

  • John Wick
    June 20, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    Lol @ twenty-somethings that have $3k saved up and think they have money. Cool shit colored mustang bro… What’s that an ’88?

    Stop lying about having money. Lame.

  • Sick Of Lil Bitch Boys
    June 20, 2016 at 5:11 pm

    Thank you, Turtleboy! This dipshit is such a waste of a human life. Webster trash. He wears his vagina well. I bet his parents are proud. No seriously… They probably are because no doubt they’re trash bags too.

  • MrSmiley
    June 20, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    Funny part is… He thinks law enforcement doesnt look at social media. That weed pic, brilliant sir. Enjoy the bullseye.

  • GFY
    June 20, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    Turtleboy, if that is $35 worth of weed to you, I will sell you weed everyday of the week

    • Dom
      June 20, 2016 at 5:38 pm

      I wonder if the police would be more interested in his relation to the under-aged girls he is hanging off of.

  • Reddog
    June 20, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    I would have paid $20 for him to leave his bone of a car home. Who the fuck wants to see that weapon?
    Can’t believe his grandmother lets him drive around in her Grand Marquise.

  • turtlegirl
    June 20, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    Nice life…trolling Facebook all day long. I used to enjoy reading this website. Where’s the big donation from Aidan Kearney?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      June 20, 2016 at 5:37 pm

      Turn around and reach, it’s in your thong, whore…

      • Turtlegirl
        June 21, 2016 at 11:06 am

        Feisty, how do I attach a picture to my handle?

        • ProfessorM
          June 21, 2016 at 11:13 am

          You have to download WordPress and attach an avatar to it. Use the same email that you use for turtle. If you can’t get turtle girl for a WordPress, (there’s a really good chance it’s taken) as long as you use the nickname part to identify yourself as that and are using the same email, it will come up here when you comment.

    • TB Customer Service
      June 20, 2016 at 6:57 pm

      I’m sorry,let me connect you with someone who gives a fuck.

    • Websta
      June 20, 2016 at 7:12 pm

      Don’t forget to mention the wideass 1970 wood paneling!

    • Turtlegirl
      June 20, 2016 at 7:55 pm

      What the fuck. You stole my handle AND you’re not funny!

  • Jay
    June 20, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Those girls are cuties though.

    • Dom
      June 20, 2016 at 5:35 pm

      If you are into 13-14 year old jail bait.

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