Local Boob Complains That Ron Tarentino Fundraiser Doesn’t Give Him Free Stuff, Should Be Free, Says Tarentino Family Has Plenty


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Turtleboy is here to mentor and provide guidance. And one of the things that apparently some people don’t understand is what the purpose of a fundraiser is. Ya see, there was a car show yesterday that started in Auburn, which was held to raise money for the family of Ron Tarentino. You pay $20 and you drive your car with all the other motorheads and they give you a free decal. It’s all for a good cause. But apparently this guy doesn’t understand what the point of a fundraiser is:


What a dooshnozzle. Here these people are trying to do a nice thing and raise money for a slain officer’s family, and this ding-dong takes it upon himself to point out that HE is the one in need, not the victim’s family. Apparently he’s a Websterite. Nuff said. This is the guy who asks a girl out on a date and then tells her they’re splitting the bill………at Arby’s.

Now, we understand that some people say stupid things on the Internet from time to time. But if you do ever happen to do this, fear not. You can always delete your comment. And if a mob is turning on you, it probably means you done fucked up. Whatever you do, don’t double down and say even dumber things to make it worse:


I’m kind of surprised that he was dumb enough to post that Officer Tarentino “chose his line of work” in order to justify his murder, but at the same time he was smart enough to delete his Facebook page before Turtleboy could have some fun with it. I guess when our friend Clarabel Woods Emerson III was tagged in the conversation he knew that the Turtle was gonna come sniffing around soon. All we got is this:


This just proves once again that Turtleboy is a force for good. We correct shitty behavior on the Internet.

The bottom line is when you give $20 at a fundraiser, you should not be expecting $20 worth of services. Because that’s what fundraisers do. They raise funds for people who are not you.


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13 Comment(s)
  • LongDuckDong
    June 21, 2016 at 9:35 pm

    Nice beard Corey.. When’s your 17th birthday coming up? Turtleboy can take you to Applebee’s and get you a free piece of cake including a chant from a few waitresses, since you seem to think it’s owed to you.. Just order a glass of water, then cake will be free, Asshole.
    That profile pic looks like a 90’s Mustang with a different colored hood, which pretty much falls in the car show category of “not old enough to matter, but I can still have a dream” .. And a douche sitting on the hood. If it’s him, it seems to fit his personality.

  • fordsnharleys
    June 20, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    Ok this is the thing about car people. Some are extremely generous and do not mind spending a few dollars to have fun with their car. For $20 you get to camp out by your car and meet or hang out with other car people. Chances are the $20 is an extremely small percentage of the investment you have in that car. I have seen people with 70 or 80 thousand dollar cars complain about the registration fee. There was a national meet that had to charge 100 dollars to park your trailer for the week. Pulling that trailer probably added more than 100 dollars to the gas bill alone. Sometimes it is the poorer people who will be more generous and complain less. I have run a few shows and this is just typical for some isolated incidences. I say if we please 80% of the people then we’ve done 100% of the job.

  • Reddog
    June 20, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    What a clown.
    Thanks Bob, chrome seems better.

  • Chris From Georgia
    June 20, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    He’s a total Dickhead!!!

  • EmfnT
    June 20, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    Dope posts a pic of his ticket with his address and drivers license number. Obviously we’re not dealing g with a Mensa candidate here.

    • KimberlyS
      June 20, 2016 at 3:09 pm

      On the other hand, who would want to steal his identity?

  • Talisman
    June 20, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    Hope he wins the lottery. You know, the one where he knows about the dangers of speeding, but still gets his ticket punched by getting his head pushed thru his ass as he kisses a tree. Fucking asshole

  • ProfessorM
    June 20, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    I’m sure the Tarentino family is glad that he didn’t attend. And kudos to Robbie Goggin. You sir, are truly a stand up kind of guy! It’s truly too bad that this tool couldn’t follow your example and learn about manhood. He isn’t even a quality tool, more like a dollar den tool. Costs 99 cents and falls apart the first time you use it. His mother must be extremely proud.

  • BobnMic
    June 20, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    He is definitely a member of the “I – me” generation. Bring back ass kicking I say! Tough love – a great learning tool. Jeeze…

    June 20, 2016 at 1:21 pm

    They always remember that they have the right to remain silent. They just aren’t smart enough to excersize that right!

  • KimberlyS
    June 20, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    The fact that he stated “I’m sure the government gave his family plenty” clearly shows where is head is at.

  • Jim B
    June 20, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    Gentlemen, please take note, this is what happens to a kid when he has little to no father figure & his mother is not present in his life. It is actually a shame that this child was not taught any respect for himself or other people & has know idea what pride, honor & a commitment to your community that may cost you your life to serve & protect others is. If you want to educate his mother on this I am sure you will be able to find her on a pole somewhere dancing for tips. Either way nothing you can do about someone this stupid….

  • SMH
    June 20, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    Stupid fool. No words for this shithead.

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