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Turtleboy is here to mentor and provide guidance. And one of the things that apparently some people don’t understand is what the purpose of a fundraiser is. Ya see, there was a car show yesterday that started in Auburn, which was held to raise money for the family of Ron Tarentino. You pay $20 and you drive your car with all the other motorheads and they give you a free decal. It’s all for a good cause. But apparently this guy doesn’t understand what the point of a fundraiser is:
What a dooshnozzle. Here these people are trying to do a nice thing and raise money for a slain officer’s family, and this ding-dong takes it upon himself to point out that HE is the one in need, not the victim’s family. Apparently he’s a Websterite. Nuff said. This is the guy who asks a girl out on a date and then tells her they’re splitting the bill………at Arby’s.
Now, we understand that some people say stupid things on the Internet from time to time. But if you do ever happen to do this, fear not. You can always delete your comment. And if a mob is turning on you, it probably means you done fucked up. Whatever you do, don’t double down and say even dumber things to make it worse:
I’m kind of surprised that he was dumb enough to post that Officer Tarentino “chose his line of work” in order to justify his murder, but at the same time he was smart enough to delete his Facebook page before Turtleboy could have some fun with it. I guess when our friend Clarabel Woods Emerson III was tagged in the conversation he knew that the Turtle was gonna come sniffing around soon. All we got is this:
This just proves once again that Turtleboy is a force for good. We correct shitty behavior on the Internet.
The bottom line is when you give $20 at a fundraiser, you should not be expecting $20 worth of services. Because that’s what fundraisers do. They raise funds for people who are not you.
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