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Gyms Are Leading The Revolution By Opening Up And The Cops Have Their Back So Far 

 

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Charlie Baker just had his press conference and it was the meaningless bullshit you knew it would be. Basically barbershops can open up in a week, and gyms can open up…..whenever he feels like it. But like I said, business owners have to just open anyway. Put the cops to the test like they did in South Jersey today at a gym.

The video is even better.

That was so gratifying. It may only seem like one gym reopening, but it’s what it will inspire that really matters. It’s people fighting back against tyranny. It’s the police siding with the people and staying loyal to the constitution. It’s the fact that tyrants like Governors Murphy, Baker, Wolf, Whitmer, and Cuomo, now know that the police will not do their bidding.

In less dramatic fashion Prime Fitness in Oxford also said fuck it today and decided to open their doors as well.



It’s happening. The people are fighting back. We might be a minority, but we have the constitution and the police behind us. When it’s all said and done and the history books are written business owners and cops like this will be the protagonists. What side are you on.

 

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93 Comment(s)
  • this was a set-up
    May 19, 2020 at 9:43 am

    and I think it backfired…a bit…
    remember back in April when the dems were complaining that Trump wasn’t doing enough?
    The same people who claimed he was a tyrant, liar and was guilty of crimes-all of a sudden wanted him to “act”…
    I wonder if their hope was that Trump would go all “ego” and start closing things with federal mandates…
    goad him into shutting down …
    that way when the economies collapsed..they could point the finger at him…
    “he closed too many things too fast..he ruined the economy…see Trump cannot handle a crisis and shouldn’t be re-elected”
    but he stayed clear-left it to the Governors…
    which I doubt they thought he could… or would do…
    now it’s the Governors that will have explaining to do..especially the Leftist Governors
    I wonder how many are up for re-election…
    this was a miscalculation by the left…underestimating Trumps ability to restrain himself now and again

  • Donald Trump is the Lord God
    May 19, 2020 at 7:59 am

    90,000 dead! MAGA!!!

    • did you care
      May 19, 2020 at 9:32 am

      that by CDC numbers–(those are dicey-yup)
      85.000 to 100,000 died in the US a couple years ago…
      from the flu…
      did you have your mask on then?

  • You are so dumb
    May 18, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    The average IQ in here is below 80

    • Get Out Da Way
      May 18, 2020 at 11:24 pm

      Then move

    • Monkey Business
      May 18, 2020 at 11:26 pm

      You looking for a sub 80 IQ you better go to The Grio son.

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 18, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    More woman under the age of 50 have been molested by Charlie Baker’s son that have died of corona, fuck off and die

  • Renfroe
    May 18, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    That’s how fucked up Democratic Party is
    Thier candidate is a senile old cocksucker who lives in his basement never worked a job in his life has been shaking people down and stealing money his whole life
    Has ridiculous hair transplants molests women and children has a drug addict son
    Wants to have a 300 pound woman chimp as his running mate
    And he shits himself on a regular basis

  • Micky
    May 18, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    So let’s just all show up at every beach for the Memorial Day Weekend. People, take back our Commonwealth. Charlie Baker, you are no leader. People will die from something while you’re in office. Just stop giving Coronavirus as the cause of death to get more money from the Feds. The well will eventually run dry and you’ll be forced to allow people go back to work. I hope by then, it’s not too late. Pay back and give up your salary for the length of the lockdown. The Legislature should do the same. The State House and Boston City Hall are all living in a parallel universe.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 18, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    I don’t lift weights. But lately I’ve been buying tons of them online just to fuck with my Chinese mailman.

    • Snarky Pete
      May 18, 2020 at 5:34 pm

      Don’t torture the Chinese mailman. The Chinese care so much about the solvency of our Social Security program that they created a virus to kill off baby boomers.

  • The logical Libertarian
    May 18, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    People have gotten into hand-made rafts and tried paddling 103 miles from Cuba to Florida just at a chance the U.S. would accept them and grant them freedom. People have walked through the deserts of Mexico for an opportunity to come to the U.S. They risk death for a small chance at freedom.

    Those who say our safety is more important than our rights clearly take for granted what our founding fathers gave to us.

    • Beautifully Put
      May 18, 2020 at 6:31 pm

      Will you be my Governor? Please?

  • We Have a Ram Amongst the Sheep!
    May 18, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    Please do open! And place a couple of marksmen by the entrance with M16s in case Big Brother shows up to shut you down.

    Fuck this NHOVID (Nursing Home Virus)

    I know some top notch civilian snipers. Hopefully they are aligning their scopes and oiling the actions of their rifles. I, for one, will NOT bow down to a bunch of Democrat pussies worried about something that only kills the unhealthy and old people. I may end up looking like bloody Swiss cheese, but I will not be a fucking SHEEP! Bring it on.

    • Total bad ass!
      May 18, 2020 at 5:21 pm

      Sniper friends, knowledge of high powered weapons and a willingness to get shot up – you are not a man to be trifled with!

      Either that, or you got into the beers early and play a lot of Sniper Elite.

      • Something rammed my noggin
        May 19, 2020 at 10:12 am

        Ughh…my head….

        Did I write that last night? Urrrppp……oh my head

  • JP
    May 18, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    love all the anti-lifting, anti- gym comments. Must be all the skinny spandex clad losers I see riding their fucking faggy bicycles 6 people across down a major road. If there’s one good thing about this “pandemic” hopefully all those annoying road races will be cancelled this summer. Also liberals calling conservatives cunts…….is that a joke or are you all so unoriginal ?

    • My Schwinn!
      May 18, 2020 at 4:46 pm

      I suggest welding some diamond plated I beams on your front bumper. Next time you see cyclists taking up the road, test your I beam on them. Also, cover your license plates. Have a great hunt!

      • Hugh Mungous
        May 18, 2020 at 9:15 pm

        Now That was fucking funny, I like your style

  • Truth
    May 18, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    I hope all you morons know that all the testing is coming back with false positives ..corona is just a strain of the flu and what they’re testing for are DNA sequences on purpose that most people have … nobody is sick around you notice that? you r being scammed do not take the test they also use the data for DNA database tracking buildout …this is real …Wish I could say more but it’s worse than you could ever imagine …I’ll just say there is no virus it’s all a scam fight back

    • Learn to read
      May 18, 2020 at 4:10 pm

      Coronavirus is not an strain of influenza. You really have to work hard at being this uninformed.

      • Captain Trips
        May 18, 2020 at 4:59 pm

        According to your logic, re using a filthy mask is healthier than no mask at all.

        Do everyone a favor, go take MicroBiology 101 all over again. You didn’t get it the first time.

  • Frank
    May 18, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Gives me goose bumps, our turn!!!!!

    • Frank
      May 18, 2020 at 3:33 pm

      But your wrong when you say we have the police behind us

      • Cooley B
        May 18, 2020 at 6:19 pm

        That’s where they are when they shoot your ass.

  • al capoon
    May 18, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    Martial law is coming and it’s because of morons like this. And the death toll will keep rising, you stupid fucks…

    • Snarky Pete
      May 18, 2020 at 3:33 pm

      We can let COVID 1984 kill us or we can let the poverty kill us. Some choice.

      • CO
        May 18, 2020 at 4:32 pm

        “COVID 1984” – I see what you did there. You fucking faggot.

        • Die Of Aids Fag
          May 18, 2020 at 7:41 pm

          You fishing for hookips agsin cumguzzler.
          I see what you did there ending with faggot

      • Good Idea!
        May 18, 2020 at 5:02 pm

        Wait till this blows over this summer like a viral infections do in warm weather, and watch the healthy jump off bridges, drive their cars into oncoming traffic, and all of the other tragic things that desperate people do in a depression.

        Thank goodness we saved an old fart or two!

  • Enough is Enough
    May 18, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    I usually agree with you Turtleboy… but not on this and it’s getting old.

  • I don’t see it
    May 18, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    Can someone show me where in the Constitution it says you’re entitled to open a gym to the public with no restrictions during a pandemic?

    • I dont see it either.
      May 18, 2020 at 2:00 pm

      Hey fuck face can you show me where in the constitution it says that the government is entitled to force a shut down during a pandemic? I dont see it!

      • Hey Trumptard
        May 18, 2020 at 3:18 pm

        There’s nothing in the Constitution that says the government can stop you from jerking off in the middle of a public street either, nonetheless there are laws against it.

        • Dr. History
          May 18, 2020 at 3:52 pm

          It doesn’t surprise me that you fail to understand what makes the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights unique. When the Constitution was written most of the world lived under totalitarian dictatorships (monarchies). The Founding Fathers in writing the Constitution and the Bill of Rights took a radical approach, instead of saying what the Government can do, they said what the Government cannot do and put restrictions on what the Government can do. So the US Government does not give you the right to free speech, the government cannot write laws to limit your speech. The right to free speech is inherent. Same with the freedom to assemble, which Charlie Parker is restricting. The 1st Amendment of the Bill of Rights is being trampled and fucktards like you don’t care because you are illiterate faggots that think they know everything. Since the governors have already violated the laws, I hope President Trump declares martial law and personally sticks a hot poker up your faggot ass.

        • Blue State Deplorable
          May 18, 2020 at 4:30 pm

          Precisely. Now what laws have been passed by a law-making body prohibiting gyms from opening? Can you refer me to one? Oh that’s right – there aren’t any. Why? Because all of these restrictions have been imposed by fiat in violation of our civil liberties.

          We can debate about whether these measures amount to smart and effective public policy, but please don’t suggest that they have any real legal authority and are justified by anything other than the threat of economic penalty or force.

          • Dumbies
            May 18, 2020 at 4:51 pm

            You dumb fucks should google. The Supreme Court of the United States has affirmed and reaffirmed over and over again, starting with Chief Justice Marshall, that states have broad police powers during public health emergencies and that these are not in violation of the constitution.

    • New boot goofin'
      May 18, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      I assume you are just trolling so I will play along. The fact it isn’t in the US Constitution is the entire point. The US Constitution is a restriction on the Government power not the people. Please read the 10th Amendment. Infact one better read the entire argument of our forefathers had about needing a Bill of Rights at all.

      Here is the 10th for ya. “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”

      • Um...yup...
        May 18, 2020 at 3:20 pm

        And the states are putting regulations in place to protect public health. What aren’t you getting?

        • Dumbies
          May 18, 2020 at 4:52 pm

          Imagine quoting the 10th amendment as if it supports the idea that the state can’t regulate your small business lmao

          • The angry taint
            May 18, 2020 at 5:07 pm

            Are you trying to call people dummies? Are you illiterate or pretending to be?

          • New boot goofin'
            May 19, 2020 at 12:44 pm

            States of course can regulate business. This is done by elective legislature not a Governor ruling by executive order or unelected bureaucrats.

        • Um...Nope...
          May 18, 2020 at 9:09 pm

          The Governor can impose these restrictions for a finite period of time (I have to look it up again, but I think it’s 30 days). After that he needs to send it to the legislature to vote on, just like any other law. Even if passed there would be challenges asserting that it is unconstitutional. Repubocrat Baker just assumes everyone is stupid and just keeps extending, delaying, etc. Look what just happened in Oregon – “SALEM, Ore. (AP) — A county judge has declared Oregon Gov. Kate Brown’s coronavirus restrictions “null and void” because she didn’t have her emergency orders approved by the Legislature following 28 days.
          Baker County Circuit Judge Matthew Shirtcliff made the ruling Monday in a lawsuit brought churches who had sued saying the social-distancing directives were unconstitutional.

    • Clouds of Secrecy
      May 18, 2020 at 2:07 pm

      When the third wave breaks, words like “entitlement” and “rights” will have no contemporary meaning.

    • AIDS The Other Virus
      May 18, 2020 at 2:51 pm

      Where in the constitution does it say 2 fags can keep ass fucking and spread aids? Not that I will complain because it kills mostly fags. Infact more ass blasters will die from aids thsn covid.

      • 1983 called...
        May 18, 2020 at 3:22 pm

        And it wants its uneducated view of HIV back, you fucking retard.

        • Aids Still A Gay Disease
          May 18, 2020 at 4:35 pm

          Funny that what dumbfuck retards like you stated in 83 when aids killed 100 percent of the fags then you sued the Red Cross so you could infiltrate the blood supply and infect others. No one cared that fags died from their deviant behavior. Present day only fags needle sharers and bo sexuals get the virus. Heterosexuals may get it from blood transfusions or bisexual partners.

        • Caligula
          May 18, 2020 at 9:51 pm

          The Roman empire called and wanted to remind you what happened to all the large empires that embraced sodomy in the end. They all failed and were morally and spiritially bankrupt.

      • Oh and...
        May 18, 2020 at 3:24 pm

        The Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution does indeed give to dudes the right to butt fuck all the want. That was in 2003. Apparently the memo hasn’t found its way to your trailer park yet.

        • Fags Die From Aids I Am Not Complaining
          May 18, 2020 at 4:37 pm

          The memo on staying safe from viruses hasnt made it to your bath house yet.

  • Clouds of Secrecy
    May 18, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    This is wonderful and I love the spirit and I’m glad they are being free. But keep watching. No one is going to want to go to the gym when the second wave hits, and there may not be many gyms left to concern ourselves with once the third wave hits, which I am going to surf like Snake Plissken surfs the tsunami in Escape from L.A.

    • Actuary Tables Dont Lie
      May 18, 2020 at 2:54 pm

      We are on the twentieth wave of aids but no one complains becsuse it gets rid of deviant undesirables.

  • Al Gore's climate crisis hotline
    May 18, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Massachusetts…..where even the Republicans are Democrats. Masks also cut down CO2 and help stop Global warming too. We should be forced to wear them forever. Thanks faux republican Governor…

  • Fuhrer Baker
    May 18, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    dictator Baker is here to keep us safe. unless you’re part of the elderly in a nursing then he doesn’t give a shit about you. It’s like him and Andrew Cuomo are best buddies.

  • MAGA
    May 18, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    I saw some lib say that with the death tolls every day is essentially 9/11. I love it. Trump is the best mass exterminator since Lord Hitler.

    • We're All in This Together
      May 18, 2020 at 1:52 pm

      I saw some libs say that almost all of the deaths are occurring in blue states and everyday is just like the war in nam. Way to thin the herd blue governors, doing the lawds work! Cuomo gonna make stalin blush if he keeps it up.

      • MAGA
        May 18, 2020 at 3:15 pm

        Love it. I’ll take a 9/11 slash Nam slash mass extermination Holocaust in blue states every day.

  • Rockets Redglare
    May 18, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    I have a dream. The Antifags have been quiet lately. Their Dem puppet masters will orchestrate mass Antifag protests against those opening their doors. All hell will break loose and we will have the bloodbath we have been patiently waiting for…

  • Ray Patriarca
    May 18, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    It happened again today:
    Walking thru a parking lot at the grocery store, facemask off, puffing on a cigar. Nobody around me except some Karen wrapped up like she thinks she’s working in a tuberculosis ward. She snarkily remarks: “Don’t you know that there’s a virus?”
    My response?
    “Fuck off !”
    The look in her eyes was fucking priceless!!
    What a cunt.
    And that, ladies and gentlemen, should be your canned response to all of these assholes.
    “FUCK OFF !”

    • Trumptard
      May 18, 2020 at 1:53 pm

      Funny thing is, you don’t realize that you’re the cunt.

      • Ray Patriarca
        May 18, 2020 at 6:02 pm

        Hey Trumptard!
        When the civil war starts, a keds- wearing putiach like you will be one of the first to get an Atwells Ave Shoe-shine.
        Bring it on, you scrawny little cunt.
        Yes, what a cunt !

      • Low Info Lefty Lemming
        May 18, 2020 at 9:26 pm

        Jeez – another D-K lib. Who’d have thunk it?.

    • Mask of Zorro
      May 18, 2020 at 3:56 pm

      Good for you! Can’t imagine the look, wish I’d seen it. My friend has told a few to f off also in similar situations. Just wish people would comprehend what the mask order actually says and it most definitely didn’t apply in your situation. Some just need to mind their own business.

    • Ozzy
      May 18, 2020 at 4:52 pm

      NICE!!!

    • The angry taint
      May 18, 2020 at 5:12 pm

      That’s better than what I was doing in stoppies, up every aisle the wrong way kept taking my mask off and putting it inside out, upside down, back to regular. People expressions were priceless.

  • Kinda smells like bleach
    May 18, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    If there is a rebublican running against Baker in the primary there is no way in hell Tall Deval gets reelected. No way.

    • Tom Blackburn
      May 18, 2020 at 1:30 pm

      You should google “Massachusetts governor term limits”. Let me know what you find out. I think it’ll be helpful.

      • Lolz
        May 18, 2020 at 9:20 pm

        There are no term limits on Mass governors dummy

    • Wrong
      May 18, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      The commenters on TB really are not a good polling sample. LOL.

      Baker is one of the most popular governors in the country. The vast majority of bay staters approve of his handling of the epidemic. Check his numbers. He’s governor as as long ad he wants it. And Mass Dems outnumber Repubs by over million.

      • Tom Blackburn
        May 18, 2020 at 2:05 pm

        No, he’s the governor until 2022 because Massachusetts has term limits. Jesus fucking Christ people, read a book.

        • R
          May 18, 2020 at 3:43 pm

          Could you please point out where this is stated in the MA Constitution or M.G.L.’s? I think by tradition they have only been two terms but not by law. I may be wrong but just reread Ch 2 Sec 1 of the MA Constitution and there are no mentions of term limits.

        • Loz
          May 18, 2020 at 9:16 pm

          Try again dummy. No term limits on Mass governor.

          Moron

      • Eddie
        May 18, 2020 at 3:08 pm

        And unenrolled outnumber both parties by a million

        • Duh
          May 18, 2020 at 9:18 pm

          And they don’t vote.

          Name a GOP candidate who could beat Baker. I’ll wait.

      • Wrong, fuck you
        May 18, 2020 at 4:00 pm

        Massachusetts also elected a guy that got shitfaced and drove off a bridges and killed a girl to the senate, and people would still vote for him even though he is dead. Massachusetts also elected a once Republican Native American from Oklahoma to the senate. Massachusetts is going to elect a redheaded stepson to the senate based solely on his last name. The voters of Massachusetts are fucking retards.

        • Party over EVRYTHING
          May 19, 2020 at 10:23 am

          In a little while they’ll be voting for a vegetable…full speed ahead!

          I keep thinking it can’t get any worse–and it keeps getting worse.

      • Wrong - You're an Idiot (aka Democrat)
        May 18, 2020 at 9:17 pm

        Baker is a Republican in name only. 90% of the time he sides with the Democrats on the issues. Most of the people in the shithole cities in MA are Democrats, which is why he has good ratings. But please don’t let the facts get in the way of your argument.

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 18, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    They should only enforce the order on crossfit gyms

  • Open it up
    May 18, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    This video actually brought tears of joy.

  • Cool Mayors and Town Managers Will Do This
    May 18, 2020 at 12:54 pm

    Declare their city or town a sanctuary for the working men and women of the Commonwealth. Open up.

    If it “works” for illegal aliens, why not American citizens?

  • Time To Tell Pink Psnty Fags To Stand Down
    May 18, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    If people open up en masse what can faker baker and the rest of the pink panty patrol do.

  • Joe 30330
    May 18, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    Poor kids are just as bright, just as talented, as white kids.

    • Bell Curve
      May 18, 2020 at 4:44 pm

      I think not

  • Lol
    May 18, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Fitting this happens the same day studies of Korean spread show gyms were a key vector.

    Sorry, Turtleboy, but Planet Fitness won’t be reopening. You’ll have to get your bike ride in somewhere else.

  • We get it...
    May 18, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Why do you keep writing about Karens and COVID statistics? It is getting boring. We get it you want the state to reopen. Why don’t you write about all the criminals judges are letting our because they could get COVID. These people are getting out than days to weeks later committing crimes and putting our actual safety at risk. I feel that is the real issue here. Why not write about that?

    • Satan
      May 18, 2020 at 12:31 pm

      Kinda surprised you can read at all.

      *Then

      not “than”

      • Yung Jeezy
        May 19, 2020 at 10:27 am

        Don’t be such a dick, Satan.

  • Lee Ho
    May 18, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    Charlie the magician has lost control of the show.

    His briefings are geared to the Intellectually disabled.

    He would be better off giving us an update on the Mosquito Activity in our area, than his grotesque mishandling of the coronavirus. Rhino loser

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 18, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    I just came in my stars and stripes.

  • Me lift waits.
    May 18, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    Dumbells.

    • Jail Fauci
      May 18, 2020 at 12:44 pm

      Stay inside beta

      • Dr. Fauci
        May 18, 2020 at 1:12 pm

        whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. I am an expert. Don’t let my lies and distractions fool you. We all need to stay inside until 2048. Somebody might get a runny nose of not. This message is approved and paid for by the democratic national committee and in conjunction with .

      • Yeah.
        May 18, 2020 at 1:48 pm

        I’ll go where I want.

        But not to breath in steriod-addled spewtum from sweaty semi-retarded muscle heads.

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