Hack Judge Gives Micropenised Maggot Lucky Sperm 3 Dogs Back That He Abused, Has Previous Charges Of Abuse, Swore At Shelter Volunteers And Refused To Pay Them For Nursing Dogs Back To Life

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Remember this deep fried asshole?

His name is Clifford Dennis. And we blogged about him in January after a whole bunch of dogs were seen on his property tied up in below freezing conditions.

At the ol’ Deville mansion.

Many of them showed signs of dog fighting.

But this chudwump was just the breeder. He’s obviously poor as shit and can’t afford to own dogs. Assholes just pay him money to train them and sell them off to people in the south.

Well, the owner of the dogs had his day in court last week. Get a load of this douche donkey:

With an expletive and an obscene gesture, Eugene McQuade drove off the property of the Exeter Animal Shelter on Saturday with three of his dogs that were originally taken from him in January when they were found living in squalid conditions on properties in West Greenwich and Coventry. This week, 24 of 25 charges were dropped as part of a plea deal, and a judge ruled he was allowed to get three of his dogs back.

“For them to be returned to a place where they weren’t getting care is not OK,” said one volunteer at the shelter who helped care for the dogs during the past four months.

NBC 10 News cameras captured McQuade shouting at volunteers at the shelter and threatening them with legal action when he was asked to sign an invoice for the animals’ care before taking the dogs.

“(He was) swearing at us, dropping F-bombs. It should not have happened like this,” said another volunteer.

The staff said the dogs’ health has improved since they arrived in January. Some had injuries from being tethered and they suffered from a parasitic condition called giardia, likely from drinking rain water.

This is not McQuade’s first time in trouble with the law because of animal cruelty allegations. He was charged in 2013 of mistreating animals, and in 2014, he was accused of controlling vicious dogs. A friend that came with McQuade tried to physically threaten our photographer as the dogs were being loaded into a vehicle. Volunteers felt threatened by him too.

“His friend that he brought here was a bully, and he treated us terribly,” recalled one of them.

Eight of McQuade’s other dogs are being cared for at an animal shelter in Coventry. It is not clear at this time what their future may be.

How is this possible? He abuses dogs. It’s what he does. He owns 11 of them, yet 8 of them are still locked up somewhere else, where he can’t get them. So why the hell would any judge give him these three? These dogs were on death’s door:

The staff said the dogs’ health has improved since they arrived in January. Some had injuries from being tethered and they suffered from a parasitic condition called giardia, likely from drinking rain water.

What possible reason would there be to give him the dogs back? Just look at the way he carried them out there like a sack of potatoes:

First of all, his name is Eugene. Pick a douchier name. You can’t. Add onto that the fact that despite being such a piece of shit, he’s not even remotely afraid to show his face in public and find a way to become more dislikable.

Of course he brought his henchman Cliffy with him for muscle too:

And as you can see Cliffy wore his XXXL white tee-shirt, which doubles as both a napkin and splooge rag.

Then this piece of human garbage berates the VOLUNTEERS at the animal shelter, who nursed his sick dogs back to life:

Of course he refused to pay them what the court ordered him to, because why should he? Despite this he was still allowed to take the dogs home with him, because….Rhode Island.

So how did this insane injustice happen? Simple – Eugene is lucky sperm. His Daddy, Gene McDonald, is the CEO of Citibank.

Are you friends with Gene from the country club? Feel free to share this article with him. He raised a savage and he should be embarrassed and humiliated because although he’s rich, he is a complete failure as a father.

Back in 2010 Clifford Dennis was caught abusing pit bulls by then Warwick Sgt. Robert Rocco:

Authorities found 15 pit bulls with no food or water chained in the woods near an abandoned house in Warwick, RI, on December 27, 2010, according to the Providence Journal. The dogs were spread over a four-acre area and only small doghouses with a little straw inside protected them from temperatures in the 20’s and 12 inches of snow in blizzard conditions. Each dog was secured by a heavy six-foot tow chain. Animal control officials stated the dogs are owned by 47-year-old Clifford Dennis. 

But Clifford Dennis will only face misdemeanor charges for failing to provide adequate shelter for the animals, 15 counts of having unlicensed dogs and 15 counts of having unvaccinated dogs, according to Warwick Police Sgt. Robert  Rocco. Rocco also stated that Dennis was issued a violation earlier this year for having more than three dogs.  Dennis will be allowed to keep three of the fifteen dogs he left out in the winter storm.  

This is what they were living in:

Fuck these pieces of shit man. Sometimes it’s fun to laugh at the nudniks we profile at Turtleboy. Other times it’s downright depressing. If Eugene McQuade and Clifford Dennis got hit by a bus tomorrow it would be a great thing. We’d all celebrate. No one would miss them. Their souls are irredemable. They serve no purpose. Eugene is just a pussy ass rich kid with a trust fund daddy who bailed him out his entire life.

Oh, and fuck Dad too. He can suck a big one for enabling this monster.

Then there’s this idiot:

Her name is Sarah Taft-Carter (of course she has a hyphenated last name) and she’s the one who let him have all his dogs back, even though he basically admitted to the charges.

Guess how she got on the bench?

“Appointed in 2010, by Republican Gov. Donald Carcieri, who had counted her father, former Cranston mayor and state GOP leader James L. Taft Jr., as a campaign adviser.”

Of course. Her Daddy was the Mayor of Cranston, and he called in a favor to his buddy Governor Carcieri. Because anyone with a vowel at the end of their name is qualified for office in Rhode Island. So basically she identifies with shitstain because she’s a menopausal version of him.

She also refused to recuse herself from many cases in which a clear conflict of interest was in place, including one that directly involved two family members, both of whom are state employees:

Now, nearly two years after being sworn in as a Superior Court judge, Taft-Carter, 55, faces a motion by the state to remove her from high-stakes lawsuits challenging Rhode Island’s public- pension overhaul. Arguments on a related motion will be heard Monday in Superior Court. Lawyers for the state, which has been sued by public-employees unions and retirees, say that Taft-Carter has a conflict because her son, Rhode Island state trooper Andrew Carter, is potentially in line for a public pension, and because her mother, Sallyanne Taft, collects a $22,000-a-year death benefit from her late father’spension as a public official.

The Rhode Island Supreme Court Code of Judicial Conduct states that a judge should step aside if a parent or a child has an economic interest in a case. But Taft-Carterruled Oct. 19 that her family members’ interest is insignificant, and that she can be impartial.

This is just who she is. It’s cool though because she can be impartial. Even ask her:

She quoted from a past state Supreme Court decision: “It is a well-recognized principle that a trial justice should recuse himself or herself in the event that he or she is unable to render a fair or an impartial decision in a particular case. It is an equally well-recognized principle that a trial justice has as great an obligation not to disqualify himself or herself when there is no sound reason to do so.”

Luckily people are pissed about this and are actually staging a protest at the Judge’s place of work:

But for now this micropenis has the dogs.

And that mother fucker has no soul, and those dogs will go right back to being treated like absolute shit.

God I’m angry. I’m not sure what the solution is, since hack judges are an epidemic that is way above our pay grade. But perhaps a little public humiliation will help. If you see this maggot out in public make sure to let him know that he’s not welcomed in a civilized society. Don’t hit him or anything, because that’s against the law. But feel free to follow him around film him, yell “this piece of shit abuses dogs,” and generally just make him uncomfortable whenever he has to show his privileged face to the public.

20 Comment(s)
  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 4, 2018 at 11:56 am

    I drove by this house yesterday! recognized it from reading this post and then i asked a local about it and she confirmed it was these D-bags. It sits on a huge piece of land in a busy mixed business and residential area, and the house looks like its about to fall down!

  • Fake Rant Queen
    May 1, 2018 at 4:40 am

    Prune-face Judge Sarah Taft-Carter shouldn’t be welcome in a civilized society, either.

    And 24 out if 25 charges dropped? What’s up with the DA?

    • KMAC
      May 2, 2018 at 3:48 pm

      How do we get a hold of his old mans contact info.? Stir up the corp. world where he works. The judge is a scumbag just like McQuade.

  • K
    May 1, 2018 at 1:45 am

    I find it funny they always bail him out and pay for all his mistakes. Why didn’t they pay the vet bill? I guess if he was going to be put in jail for not paying the VET bill they would pay it but since he clearly will not do jail time they don’t feel the need to pay that bill. They’ve allowed him to do whatever he wanted obviously his entire life they should be proud they’ve raised a piece of dog shit.

  • Buster Nutts Ima Hair
    April 30, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Want to really tongue tie this judge? Send Sir Brett Killoran to represent the people. With his eloquent style of the gift of the word, he would most likely get this McQuade douche all kinds of time in jail. Ummmm, oh, but wait, lest we forget, Brett has got some major fucking substance issue going on right now. Holy fuck, did anybody hear this freaking guy trying to spit out syllables and vowels last night? For christ sake’s, he sounded like Tickle Me Elmo getting double stuffed by OG mudbone and Jonah Falcon. Poor Turtle guy there, he was seemingly peeved this whiskered dope trap was trying to sploog out English instead of his native Bashkortostanian. We should all pray our Turtle brother gets off the powdered diet and pick up a cleaner habit like cocks and socks. We love you big guy.

  • Crank It
    April 30, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    Employee of a public service outfit in this area who has had some dealing with this crew of misfits, including some clean-ups in isle 9 (a.k.a. secluded parking lots).

    It’s well known around the Wich/Cove that Eugene is Cliff’s stuff-hole.

    As if the pictures weren’t evident.

  • Long Duk Smith
    April 30, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    Odd but when’s the last time you read about the abuse of a golden retriever or collie? Could that be because the people who own normal dogs aren’t complete degenerate pieces of shit like about 2/3 of the pit bull owners alive?

    • ninja turtleboy
      April 30, 2018 at 4:19 pm

      ‘normal dogs’? this comment is retarded and i’m trying to see what your point is

      • Julie
        April 30, 2018 at 6:25 pm

        Have you heard of Google? Try it. There are all types of breeds that are abused by all types of pieces of shit owners. Look up The Pug Queen our in California. For example Girl has a ton of abused pugs in her care right now. 

  • Lifetime NRA member
    April 30, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    He looks like David Hogg’s brother.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    April 30, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    How do you become a Judge in Rhode Island? It’s pretty simple.
    Be the son or daughter of a Judge.
    This type of institutional corruption is part of RI’s culture.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 30, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    Wouldn’t be ironic if one of his Pit Bulls mauled him to death? When your a Pit Bull owner, it’s just a matter of time before they eat their owner or someone’s child.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Herr Doktor
      April 30, 2018 at 3:26 pm

      If they eat douchebag’s “muscle” ( more like table muscle) they’d be able to eat for about a month before hitting bone. That boy is a cannibal family’s dream. The douchebag might make a decent app for the dogs.

  • Jennifer carson
    April 30, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Eugene Mcquade is an example of a botched abortion. Mom chickened out half way through. This is the result of not finishing the job. 

  • roberti
    April 30, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    Another black eye for the judicial system.
    What a bunch of losers, can only hope the dogs will be rescued again soon.

  • randiguy2006
    April 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    if only you cared about humans as much as dogs

    • Randy's bruised ego
      April 30, 2018 at 6:15 pm

      Try being more butthurt than Randy. You can’t. Here’s a hug and a cupcake. Fuck off.

    • Julie
      April 30, 2018 at 6:19 pm

      I care more about dogs especially when people make dumbass comments like this. Whenever someone makes a comment like this on an animal rescue or abuse story I help one more dog and less humans. 

      • Savage Squaw Bitch
        May 1, 2018 at 7:56 am

        I love animals and hate animal abusers, too, but your response is really cunty.

    • Father McCracken
      April 30, 2018 at 7:31 pm

      Randall, my son. Accept Christ into your heart and Lou Gehrig’s disease into your joints. Please say four Hail Marys. While gas prices are cheap please place two gallons of 87 ethanol onto your clothing and then light up a celebratory unfiltered lucky. May the fire department be with you. And also with you.

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