Halfway House Knob-Gobblin’ Junkbox Supreme With Lengthy Record Pretends To Be A Non-Profit Recovery Organization In The Least Convincing Scam Imaginable

Meet David Goss, a halfway house resident and noble philanthropist from the Boston area.


Definitely sober you guys, and totally stable.

David has been filling up his Facebook account and free time with posts claiming to be working, and raising money for, an organization called “Recovery Boston,” which, despite apparently not existing according to an online search, you should totally trust and send “at least 1 dollar” to.


God will reward me, you say? Seems legit. I think it’s a splendid idea to send my hard earned money to this David Goss fellow with Google trophies going back to 2007 for theft and other criminal charges.


Especially because the address he is urging you to send donations of at least a dollar to, in his name, happens to be the Victory House in Boston,

a halfway house where according to the $100,000 GoFundMe he just put up, David is a resident of.

“My name is DAVID I’m today living in a halfway house, in Boston MASSACHUSETS, and I’m looking for FINACIAL SUPPORT for RECOVERING ADDICTS that face the struggles moving forward from halfway houses to three quarter house or sober house see some of us face serious FINACIAL DIFFICULTIES with out any family support or SUPPORT from the community, today I myself struggle the same way, on Sept 28th I woke up in a hospital a victim of a violent attack so I’ve been RECOVERING from that taking it easy for the best of my own life. So I’m trying to pave the way to support ADDICTS with the same difficulties, and not just anyone will be available for a grant RECOVERY BOSTON IS offering they would have to be very serious in there mission to remain clean and sober, and then we will gift them a 8 week EXTENTION from a halfway house to sober living, in the community, and provide 8 weeks of payment to the sober house for them. So there RECOVERY has more time to take off some member after 6 months treatment are sent back to the streets and relapse over the stress caused bye this FINACIAL BURDEN, and today I’m creating hope and treatment further in RECOVERY by using the money given bye supporters to help continue someone’s battle in SOBRIETY please find KINDNESS in your hearts I’m sure God has a great REWARD for caring hearts, many ADDICTS are dying with another chance to recover let’s make it not our choice to donate to save someone’s life in RECOVERY and make it our duty to due so, recovery real and difficult so preparing someone’s life to move forward is the greatest gift we can give, help SUPPORT this cause God loves you as I do also thank you for your concern and time and let’s gift the deserving rent for 2 months in further treatment and help people recover from this disease of addiction. It’s real and deadly. I’m sure we all can say we know someone that lost some one to the war on drugs, send your love and support and help……”


Seems legit. Lots of nonprofits ask that you send donations directly to one of the residents at their halfway house with a lengthy criminal history related to theft. Especially ones who, like David, haven’t quite gotten around to the some minor little details of working a recovery program yet, like getting a sponsor or regularly attending meetings.

It’s you, Dave. The “recovering addict” you’re trying to raise money for is you. Just be honest already. Jesus.

But, good news, ladies! This unemployed, drug-addled thief accepting donations for a non-existent non-profit organization sent straight to his halfway house address is single, and ready to mingle!


Not creepy at all. What a catch!





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23 Comment(s)
  • ladytownie713
    April 10, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    He is definitely using. Translation app… his grammar is fucking terrible !! He looks like a fucking serial killer !!

  • Judge dread
    April 10, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    Has “speedball overdose” written all over him. All about he CM and Fent.

  • Go get em, Tiger
    April 10, 2019 at 3:42 am

    Seems legit.
    Tell ya what, I’ll put in a dollar AND share it cuz you got an honest face.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    April 9, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    We need to start a new website, GoEmployMe. How many losers do we see begging for a job? You never hear them brag about “3 months of constant employnent”. Get fucking job loser! Sitting on your ass all day, what else you going to think about except getting high?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 9, 2019 at 1:02 pm

      **Get a fucking

  • Fentanyl Cures Addiction
    April 9, 2019 at 5:11 am

    And it’s… David Knight.. across the meth mile finish line he wins by a nose….

  • Send at least a 1$
    April 9, 2019 at 12:52 am

    seems legit

  • Big Wick
    April 8, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    He really, repeatedly, wants FINACIAL support. Ooh-kay.
    He really, repeatedly, wants someone to hang out with. Uuuuuuuuh, no. f***ing. way.

  • die junkie scum
    April 8, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    die you junkie piece of shit

  • Harry Winn
    April 8, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Addiction to drugs or alcohol is weak and pathetic. You either fix your problem or instead you choose to become a scourge on your family, friends and everyone else who you come into contact with. Free will at its best.

  • Druggie 101 SOC.
    April 8, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    If an addict is sucking yo dick the addict needs drug money.

  • Klancy
    April 8, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    So who’s going to report him for mail fraud first?

  • The angry taint
    April 8, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    i know exactly where this place is, harrison and mass ave by city hospital. just a stumble and a belch from mass and cass where mahty created new hamsterdam. big ass open air drug market with all the extras from the walking dead thrown in to boot. fucking loser, say hi to your sister for me if she even talks to you.

  • Siskel
    April 8, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    If this is the best scam he can come up with, he isn’t worth saving. Withold the NARCAN and allow him to pass over. One less drain on society.

  • Homer J. Simpson
    April 8, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don’t delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.

  • One Last Fix
    April 8, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    When he overdoses, instead of narcan use a hot load with fentanyl.

  • WeRFucked
    April 8, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    Where are the lady turtle riders with “I Would?”


    • Lisa
      April 8, 2019 at 5:24 pm

      OH I so would. But I like anyone who puts out

    • URFucked
      April 10, 2019 at 7:35 am

      I DEFINITELY would NOT

  • Well, No Shit
    April 8, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Just. Fucking. Die.

  • Hart Ford
    April 8, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Somebody sell this guy the good bag of Diegos finest. Dude needs a forever dirt nap.

  • P Diddly
    April 8, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    This guy looks like he’s not allowed within 1000ft of elementary schools

  • T
    April 8, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    The stuggle is real in Massachusets

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