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Hampshire College SJW Calls Internship “Slavery” And Is Mad He Won’t Be Commencement Speaker After Calling Other Students Rapists

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Remember this little booger?

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He’s the Hampshire College nudnik who forced their school’s lawyer to send Turtleboy Sports a cease and desist to stop calling out their students for being morons. His name is Xavier Torres De Janon, and a turtle rider recently sent us this hilarious blog post that the social justice warrior in training wrote about his oppressive school in their student newspaper:

Hampshire College has exploited me. I have done too much free, invisible, unrecognized and unappreciated work for this neoliberal institution. Too many meetings that end in me doing all the work; too many Doodle Polls that I have to beg participation for; too much planning, organizing, supporting and showing up; too much problem-solving for disconnected higher-ups, myopic due to the students and stories they decide to surround themselves with. Too much putting up with the ignorant whiteness and masculinity that dominate circles of power, my energy, time and emotional capabilities drained repeatedly to the indifference of staff, supervisors, faculty, committee members, students, peers. Exploitation with no financial compensation: a neoliberal culture of unpaid internships and volunteering, of erasure and slavery. All I have are CELs and Ingenuity Awards, hollow networking and references, and a strange, erratic reputation out of my control.

So let me get this straight. This little shitstain is going to a very expensive, ultra liberal college in Amherst. While he is there he is doing some sort of internship and getting involved in school activities, which of course is unpaid. As a result he received awards and networking references that will help him get a job after college. But instead of appreciating this he is whining that this is some sort of “slavery” at the hands of “ignorant whiteness and masculinity.” LOL. Masculinity is definitely the enemy of poor little Xavier.

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And yet, despite this, Hampshire College no longer invites me to its administrative, suit-and-tie events, common occurrences of first-year Xavier. I am no longer considered in the countless top-down committee appointments, or asked to attend tea with the President, or dinner with the Trustees. You see, despite my sacrifices and incessant work for this ungrateful school, my presence has become too disruptive, radical and ‘illiberal’ for meetings and discussions. Despite the fact that I hold extensive unwritten knowledge and insight given my own unpaid involvement, I am not welcome in governance spaces. Staff members actually have to advocate for me being part of panels and talks, because administration naturally cannot take criticism, although it is essential for this school to ever evolve. This, of course, does not bother me as much as dissapoint and ostracize me, my value unrecognized to the point of silencing, censoring. My graduation will be a sigh of relief, and my return to this school will be questionable.

LOL. This poor thing. He is the face of modern day oppression. What kind of savages don’t let perpetual whiny SJW’s have tea with the school president? I mean, just look how oppressed he’s been!!!

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You could say it was my fault, and I agree: I put myself out there, said yes too many times, I agreed and ‘sold out.’ But why must I, again, be the one pointing my finger to this reality? Why must I remind others of my existence, of my body, of my humanity? I digress.

The best part about this kid is that he thinks he actually has value. Newsflash moron – you are worth nothing. They didn’t need your help for doing whatever useless thing you did. They gave you an opportunity to pad your resume, but for some reason you thought you should be paid for their generosity. 

Please do not send me an apology email, or an invitation to talk. These are too late, and I no longer care. Unless you can promise me a job, food or a paycheck, I am not interested in furthering these exploitative structures. My Hampshire spirit can only take so much. I simply advise you to resist exploitation and interrupt these processes. I have learned, as always, through experience.

Hey fuckstick, your wealthy parents are already paying for you to go to college. Then you raised even more money with a GoFundMe:

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Being a college student is your one and only job, and many people do not have that opportunity. But please, tell me more about why the college should pay you money while you take this four year vacation from reality. 

We’ve gotten a million emails about this kid from people at Hampshire College who are sick of him and his SJW friends’ bullshit. Because political correctness turns into fascism and bullying pretty quickly when you don’t agree with them. Evidently the kid started harassing students at a schoolwide meeting on April 19 in a threatening manner. At the meeting he called several students out by name said they were rapists. These students weren’t happy about being called rapists, because rape is a bad thing and evidently they did not rape anyone. So they reported him to administration. Xavier was none too pleased when he found out that he would no longer be the speaker on commencement day:

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Once again, he is the victim. Poor kid. He should be allowed to call anyone a rapist in a public forum. If you are a white cis-male then you have no choice but to be reminded every day what a raping piece of shit you are.

Here’s something else we got in an email that made our day:

An email was sent to all of the students complaining about your articles from Joanna Olin at Hampshire stating that there was no longer anything they could do and they were free to seek further legal means on their own accord. This includes Xavier and Jennie.

This makes it all worthwhile. And honestly, they’ll be thanking Turtleboy in a few years. We gave them a cold, hard dose of reality. We taught them that their actions have consequences and free speech gives others the right to criticize their behavior. They thought that by going to their school’s lawyer she could make it all go away. And she tried. But at the end of the day we laughed at her and she realized there was nothing she could do to stop us. And neither can you Xavier. Lesson learned.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • baconlover
    July 18, 2018 at 8:20 am

    SJWs need to get off our internet. If they don’t want to shut up online, we’ll post all their info. Like Jennie Chenkin, for instance. She lives in New Jersey, her driver’s license number is c2151 08637 12912, her social security is 141-83-1917, and her DOB is 9-14-1994.

  • Steven Stover
    May 10, 2016 at 12:59 am

    He is the fruit in the cake.

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 9, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    Damn…that dude’s got some yellow teeth. Did he eat a stick of butter before he put those pansies in his hair?

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    May 9, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Hey Xavier, fuck you!!! The world is full of douches, you may be their king, congratulations!!!

  • Worc Taxpayer
    May 9, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    I hope every employer he applies for a job to Googles this asshole! He’ll be lucky if he gets a job a McD’s if they do. Talk about victimization mentality. Is this douche even legal to be in this country? He needs a good hard smack upside his thick skull. This shit is really starting to piss me off and I imagine even the SJW administrators at Hampshire have had it with him. Poor baby doesn’t get to have tea with the president. I’ll give him some tea. laced with acid!

  • John Wick
    May 9, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Whiteness and masculinity…

    Lmao, sorry my Alpha-ness intimidates you. It’s gonna be really funny one day when he mouths off to someone whilst NOT in front of a computer, and gets broken. Little weaklings like this are irrelevant.

    I think it’s little turds like this that the Spartans used to discard…

    • BobnMic
      May 9, 2016 at 4:43 pm

      Oh he will get broken alright. Fucking adult life will kick him so hard in the ass he will throw up ass hairs. His asshole will be jealous of his mouth. I kinda stole that last line.

  • Alicia
    May 9, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    He will find very soon that future employers look at social media pages. Anyone who sees what Xavier has written won’t be hiring him in a hurry. He obviously has no knowledge of how the real world works.

    • BobnMic
      May 9, 2016 at 4:07 pm

      I would not only NOT hire that bag of poo I’d have him escorted off the property. Hey – somebody has to take over the panhandling at Lincoln Square when the current bum retires to the tropics.

    • BobnMic
      May 9, 2016 at 4:34 pm

      Actually Alicia that is one of the first things that prospective employers do now as part of a background check. Simply google the candidates name then boom. Many employers will also pay for the software services available to dig deeper into a candidates past in all of it’s various forms. If you’re a young college kid and fuck up here on the internet then chances are you are fucked for life…

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      May 9, 2016 at 6:54 pm

      Whenever a new application comes in, I look it over, then look the person up on Facebook. I’ve had a few decent looking apps that became trash can fodder because their social media revealed them to be massive trainwrecks.

      • BobnMic
        May 9, 2016 at 10:33 pm

        Oh aren’t you large and in charge. Of what scumbag? Pencils or lug nuts? You look applications over. Fucking hilarious. For what you twisted fuck the fryolator open position at Dairy Queen? Do you wear a clip on tie with a plaid flannel shirt? I bet you do motherfucker don’t you. Fucking unbelievable loser you are. Ya I see real management and leadership in you.

        This will not stop unless you apologize shit head. You not only just offended me (which really I do not care about) but it’s the bashing of a woman with strong opinions and beliefs part that gets me. It’s 2016 motherfucker. Get it together already. My barnacle face planted on her ass. You really are an asshole aren’t you. And fuck you too boy penis. Nice fucking name by the way. At least the name ‘Wabbitt’ is somewhat normal although he is not. The fucking loser count is mounting on here…

        • Wabbitt
          wabbitt
          May 10, 2016 at 12:20 pm

          Apologize.

          LOL Picture that not happening.

  • Lottie
    May 9, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    I really don’t understand why people go to Hampshire college. It’s less competitive to get into then UMass. So you’re paying $240k for 4 years a a non-competitive school that doesn’t give grades. They literally don’t give grades! So if a job requires to see your GPA you don’t have one.

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      May 9, 2016 at 3:54 pm

      Seriously? No grades? How do you know how you’re doing? Is it the collegiate equivalent to a ‘participation trophy’?

    • BobnMic
      May 9, 2016 at 4:03 pm

      What is it pass/fail? That’s insane. Seriously no GPA? All of life is based on earned status based on performance by way of some sort of a grading system. Whether it be by a performance evaluation, promotional examinations and on and on and on. I can’t believe that.

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 9, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Boy it must suck to be a douchebag named Xavier!!

  • BobnMic
    May 9, 2016 at 1:57 pm

    Some on here would agree that I am an asshole for backing up a female commenter or commentator when she gets broadsided (no pun intended) by a bunch of women haters on this blog in the comment section. Not Turtleboy obviously. TB is above that. So be it I’m always up for a challenge and I never realized that there were so many male woman hating homosexuals on here.

    BUT if my fucking name was “Xavier” I’d be a bigger asshole and the biggest asshole I could ever be. Just like Xavier de dingleberries or whatever his long stupid name is.

    I think this kid is the poster boy for the SJW pussy patrol.

    • Trump's boy penis
      May 9, 2016 at 4:56 pm

      So you agree that you are an asshole. Me too.

      • BobnMic
        May 9, 2016 at 9:33 pm

        Nice response coming a presumable dude with the word penis in his name. It wouldn’t take much to re-arrange that to dickhead now would it?

        • BobnMic
          May 9, 2016 at 9:37 pm

          Hey here’s an idea. Why don’t you and fucking Wabbitt hook up? I think you’d love each other’s company. You could ride the bus together and jerk each other off in the way back seats. Doesn’t that sound oh so grand?

          • The Philistine
            May 10, 2016 at 12:38 pm

            Are you done? Jesus.

  • Practical
    May 9, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    If you kill this kid’s father, don’t worry, he’s not coming after you.

  • rat
    May 9, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    “An email was sent to all of the students complaining about your articles from Joanna Olin at Hampshire stating that there was no longer anything they could do and they were free to seek further legal means on their own accord.”

    Wow, talk about poor sentence structure. I had to read it three times before I finally figured out what it was saying.

  • John
    May 9, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    Every time i see that picture with the flowers in his hair, every part of me wants to smash his face in. Good luck in the real world shitbird, it’s going to eat you alive because nobody gives a fuck about your feelings except your mommy.

  • WormtownorBust
    May 9, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    I bet this kid is a Socialist, but still believes he should be compensated for the time he spends ‘working’ at the college.

    He really needs to go back to Ecuador. From what I understand they have lots of Social Justicy Issues that need the help of a MIGHTY SJW such as himself.

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    May 9, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    This kid is just asking for a beating. How is this little delicate flower ever going to survive in the “real world”?

    • kingsraisins
      May 9, 2016 at 2:54 pm

      He won’t. This is why I’m so glad that I get to compete against individuals like this in the workplace every single day.

      Seriously, who do you think would hire this kid?

      • Wabbitt
        wabbitt
        May 9, 2016 at 6:45 pm

        Mosaic. Being a professional victim is very lucrative.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    May 9, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    “Why must I remind others of my existence, of my body, of my humanity?”

    Because normal people don’t give a rat’s ass about you. We have our own lives to worry about.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      May 9, 2016 at 6:44 pm

      Well, lest we forget – the universe revolves around each and every special snowflake.

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