Social Justice Warriors

Hampshire College Student Threatening To Attack Any Classmates Who Voted For Trump And Won’t Give Her Reparations On PayPal

A Hampshire College student named Breann Lasone is threatening to fight anyone on campus who voted for Donald Trump, and is demanding white students pay her reparations so she can move to another country.

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Hampshire College students are a little butthurt that their fake “school” has become a national joke. I say it’s a fake “school” because they don’t give grades at Hampshire College, anyone can get in, and you don’t actually learn anything of value there. You just learn get brainwashed with victimization and buzzwords. Of course this gained headlines when some 19 year old snowflake named Danny Vogel went on Fox News and told Tucker Carlson that diversity of thought is not welcomed at Hampshire College.

And he’s right. Here’s what another student recently posted about anyone on campus who voted for Donald Trump:


She seems nice. And definitely reasonable too. If you didn’t vote for the same person as her she should have the right to fight you. This is how a civilized society of democratic values operates.

The hilarious part is that Breann took part in this “No H8” campaign a couple years ago:


Classic. There is no group of people who is more consumed with hatred than the “No H8” and “love trumps hate” crowd.

But seriously, this is the culture that people are living under on college campuses all across America. People are afraid to express their opinions because these LITERAL Nazis (yes, every single one of you threatening violence on political opponents is a NAZI) will physically attack you if you do not go along with what they are saying. This is how tolerance works on college campuses.

It’s also the reason people voted for Trump in the first place. We all wanted to send a big “fuck you” to Breann Lasone. When I see this face:


I naturally wanna vote for whoever pisses her off the most. While this New Jersey trap queen spends $62,000 a year to threaten us, we’re trying to put food on the table for our families. And this non-tax paying waste of space thinks she gets to tell us who we can and can’t vote for? Yea, I’ll get right on that.

And apparently Breann was not happy that Danny Vogel was the spokesperson for the school because it was classic “whitesplaining”:


There’s nothing these idiots love more than telling people they’re living in fear. “Please keep yourselves safe.” Don’t worry sunshine, no one wants to hurt you. We just wanna laugh at and ridicule you because you are a joke. And if your life is in danger from a foreign or domestic agent, then you will be protected by the police or the army. Ya know, the folks that that flag you hate so much represents. Oh wait, I forgot, you can’t call the cops:


Oops!!! I’d say to get a gun and protect yourself, but, ya know, you probably hate those too.

Breann felt VERY scared after Donald Trump was elected President:


HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Social media is “too difficult!!” Check in with your “marginalized friends” to make sure they didn’t experience any microaggressions!! Skip classes, because there’s no grades at Hampshire College anyway!! Stay woke fam!!!


It’s cool though because her ancestors survived slavery:


Yea Breann, you know why your ancestors survived slavery? Because they weren’t flaming bags of poon like you and your fantastic friends. It must’ve been hard being a slave. Rape, murder, no freedom, whippings, families ripped apart, you’re not treated like a human being, etc. But slaves didn’t have to deal with MICROAGGRESSIONS and democracy!!! In comparison it was easy for them to make it out alive. You’ll be lucky just to survive this. You just gotta stay woke!!

Oh, and all you white snowflakes who are riddled with white guilt, Breann knows how you can put your money where your mouth is:


Gotta fill up that canteen fund. The underground airline ain’t cheap.

It’s not the first time poor little Breann has demanded white folks hand something over that they didn’t earn:


Yea, give Breann all your money. It’s hard out there for a Jersey girl going to a $62,000 a year school. Sure, she obviously comes from a family with a lot of money and can afford the opportunity to go on a four year SJW safari in Amherst. But she doesn’t have the one thing money can’t buy – white privilege:


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I would switch places with LeBron James or Will Smith or Barrack Obama in a heartbeat. You think any of them would switch places with me? LOL. Try again. But if white privilege was a real thing, they’d all have to switch with me. But it’s not, and they wouldn’t.

Anyway, I’m not sure if Hampshire College receives federal funding, but if so it should immeditely be rescinded. Since they don’t fly the American flag we have to assume that they are a foreign government, and thus they should lost their tax exempt status. The scary part is that eventually these idiots will graduate and we’ll all be stuck with them. But of course by then they’ll all just sell out like their parents did and get office jobs. The cycle continues.


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43 Comment(s)
  • November 26, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    I voted for Trump and I want to fight this sheboon.

    Set it up.


  • Sarah K
    November 24, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    It’s obvious that her statements were taken out of context and twisted around here. All Hampshire students are different and unique. Regardless it’s Thanksgiving and I encourage all of you to say a prayer for all of the children in Haiti who won’t be celebrating Thanksgiving this year with their families because they can’t afford a turkey. Open your hearts a little and help those in need. God Bless.

    • whatevuh
      November 26, 2016 at 6:20 am

      well, I guess they should work to improve their country, instead of coming here and turning the US into the 3rd world shithole they left behind ! P.S. they hang out at the Worcester Walmart off Rte 146

  • John Wick
    November 24, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Anyone want to go walk around Hampshire College’s campus with a Trump t-shirt? I’d PRAY these little betas would start something they absolutely don’t have a prayer of finishing.

  • Auburnite
    November 24, 2016 at 11:18 am

    I just messaged her. Asked her if she wanted my address to come ATTEMPT to kick my ass since i voted for Trump. Dumb skank.

  • whatevuh
    November 24, 2016 at 7:01 am

    Clearly, some black lives don’t matter !

    • your new best friend
      November 24, 2016 at 11:03 am

      Some ALL lives don’t matter

  • Independent Thinker
    November 24, 2016 at 6:15 am

    She should be expelled for threatening other students. She also needs to keep in mind that some people are armed and that she just might hit the wrong person.

    Reparations. What a joke! Yet another reason for voting for Trump.

  • Maggie the Cat
    November 23, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    How many of these protesters actually bothered to vote? Perhaps if they had all gotten up off their asses and voted for their beloved Hillary, Trump would not have won. I think THAT is the reason they are all so upset. Deep inside they know it’s their fault, but coming from a privileged generation they can’t bear to accept the blame.

    I do think it’s a great idea to remove all Federal funding from Hampshire College, though. If this is the kind of “education” the students get, I’m sure there are better uses for the Federal funding.

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      November 23, 2016 at 8:23 pm

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  • Publius
    November 23, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    Social Justice Warriors are modern day Nazis and Fascists. Hampshire College is in very weak financial comdition. Few will miss it if it goes.

    • Tarquin
      November 24, 2016 at 11:03 am

      yessss, social justice = oppression and genocide

  • Rocco
    November 23, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    You have to love the ” got privilege ” shirt on someone going to a school that’s 60,000 a year.

    • Infidel Larry
      November 24, 2016 at 7:51 am

      She and most pay very little to nothing. We do. Federal aid. You’re welcome.

  • Ryan
    November 23, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    I seriously have to stop reading these articles, watching the news in general or looking at my Facebook feed. I mean, What The Fuck is wrong with these people? What the fuck will happen when these people age, mature, and occupy positions of power, if they can in fact do so?

    How do these people even take themselves seriously? Do they really feel like at any moment something bad is going to REALLY happen to them?

    Whatever happened to getting a decent education, getting a job on the bottom floor and working your way up the ladder and solely focusing on oneself and family?

  • Bust her or him ?
    November 23, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    With all the privilege she has, affirmative action, loans, grants and many other perks she receives just because of her skin color. Threatening, get the cops involved pronto !

  • BobnMic
    November 23, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    Holy fucking shit my eyes bled just scrolling through that. Please no more…

    • NotMicnBob
      November 23, 2016 at 1:14 pm

      You can read it all by yourself? I always thought you had a resident caregiver.


    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      November 23, 2016 at 2:46 pm

      Kinda how the rest of us feel when we read ANYTHING you have ever posted here.

      Three kinds of trolls, IMO.

      Trolls that get their sick jollies trolling others. These are actually scary people as they tend to be only one dose away from acting out their sociopathic/serial killer fantasies. Columbine shooters probably good examples. Some of the more unhinged BLM and SJW leaders/supporters, also.

      Trolls with fake self-esteem and delusions of grandeur that anyone GAF what they think or say. Many times these trolls can claim to be well educated (not the same as intelligent), which just makes them even more pathetic. Think Old Balls or Clive. Many of the college age SJW and BLM lemmings.

      Trolls without the capability to understand how ignorant or stupid they are. Think Steve Quist (Q) or BobnMic. Many of the older BLM & SJW sheep. Oh – and people who vote Democrat.

  • OoomaLoompa
    November 23, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    Hey, c’mon. Don’t stick pins into the college because of a few “interesting” individuals.

    Let’s see what the list looks like on the WIKI:

    Joseph Amon, epidemiologist, human rights activist
    Autre Ne Veut, musician
    Vincent Baker, role-playing game designer, Dogs in the Vineyard, Apocalypse World
    Math Bass, artist
    Joshua Beckman, poet
    Xander Berkeley, actor
    Eula Biss, author [28]
    George Bonanno, psychologist, Columbia University
    Heather Boushey, economist
    Dennis Boutsikaris, screen and stage actor, “*batteries not included, W., Sight Unseen
    Ken Burns, documentary filmmaker, The Civil War, Baseball, Jazz, The War, etc.
    Nicholas Callaway, founder of Callaway Arts & Entertainment
    Hasok Chang, historian and philosopher of science[29]
    Charlie Clouser, musician, former member of Nine Inch Nails
    Barry Marc Cohen, art therapist, Diagnostic Drawing Series
    Leah Hager Cohen, writer
    Peter Cole, poet
    Chuck Collins, political activist, co-founder of United For a Fair Economy
    E.V. DAY, artist
    Toby Driver, musician and artist, Kayo Dot and Maudlin of the Well
    Ed Droste, singer/songwriter from the Brooklyn-based indie group Grizzly Bear (band) (transferred from Hampshire after one academic year)
    John Falsey, Emmy Award-winning creator of St. Elsewhere, I’ll Fly Away, and Northern Exposure
    Noah Falstein, video game designer, Sinistar, and Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
    Victor Fresco, television writer and producer, My Name Is Earl and Andy Richter Controls the Universe
    Tooker Gomberg, municipal politician and environmentalist, 1980 graduate
    Neil Gust, musician and artist
    Tom Hanway, bluegrass and Celtic banjoist
    Peter Harkawik, artist
    Benjamin Mako Hill, technologist, free software developer, free culture advocate, assistant professor in Communication at the University of Washington[30]
    Lee Hirsch, filmmaker, Bully (2011 film)
    Gary Hirshberg, Chairman, President, and “CE-Yo” of Stonyfield Farm
    Jeffrey Hollender, President and CEO of Seventh Generation Inc.
    Daniel Horowitz, noted criminal-defense attorney.
    Edward Humes, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist
    Jeph Jacques, artist, Questionable Content
    Patricia Klindienst, writer and former professor at Yale
    Jon Krakauer, mountain climber and author, Into Thin Air, Into the Wild, and Under the Banner of Heaven
    Mike Ladd, Hip Hop MC and member of the Antipop Consortium
    Aaron Lansky, founder of the National Yiddish Book Center
    Ken Leavitt-Lawrence, rap artist a.k.a. “MC Hawking”
    Lê Thi Diem Thúy, writer and solo performance artist.
    Dawn Liberi, U.S. Ambassador to Burundi
    Daniel Lopatin, musician known as Oneohtrix Point Never
    Nancy Lord, former Alaskan Writer Laureate
    Jeff Maguire, screenwriter, In the Line of Fire
    Daniel Marcus, science fiction author
    Gary Marcus, cognitive scientist
    Lucy-Ann McFadden, astronomer
    Fred Melamed, actor, A Serious Man (2009), writer
    Nicholas Merrill, founder of The Calyx Institute and plaintiff in the legal case Doe v. Ashcroft
    Eugene Mirman, comedian
    Matt Mondanile of Ducktails & Real Estate
    David Moscow, actor, Big
    Fariba Nawa, freelance journalist
    Lupita Nyong’o, Academy Award-winning actress
    Stephen Petronio, choreographer
    Raghavendra Rathore, Indian fashion designer
    John Reed, novelist, Snowball’s Chance
    Will Reiser, screenwriter and producer
    Rod Roddenberry, television producer
    Liev Schreiber, stage and screen actor, The Manchurian Candidate (2004), director, Everything is Illuminated
    Joshua Seth, noted hypnotist and voice over actor, Akira (1988), Tetsuo, Digimon Anime meta-series, Tai
    Jeff Sharlet, journalist, Harper’s
    Timothy Shary, film scholar
    Aamina Sheikh, actress and supermodel
    David Shulkin, internist
    Elliott Smith, musician and artist
    Zachary Cole Smith, frontman of DIIV (withdrawn from Hampshire during his second year)
    Lee Smolin, theoretical physicist at the Perimeter Institute
    Sonya Sones, author of What My Mother Doesn’t Know and other young adult novels in verse
    Barry Sonnenfeld, director, Men in Black
    Doug Stanton, author, In Harm’s Way
    Thomas H. Stoner, Jr., author
    Supreme Dicks, lo-fi and experimental band
    Wes Takahashi, visual effects supervisor and animator
    Danny Tamberelli, actor, The Mighty Ducks and television series All That and The Adventures of Pete and Pete
    Sander Thoenes, journalist. Murdered on September 21, 1999 by Indonesian Battalion 745 in Dili East Timor.
    Naomi Wallace, playwright and MacArthur Fellowship recipient, One Flea Spare, Slaughter City
    Jessamyn West, well-known librarian and blogger
    Erica Wheeler, singer-songwriter
    Christopher Young, film composer, Spider-Man 3
    Timothy Wilson, Sherrell J. Aston Professor of Psychology, University of Virginia

    So, it looks like there are a bunch of creatives that came outta there…and will continue to go there. I personally know just one person that is a graduate, and they are on the top of my list for admiration.

    Seriously, just because you blog on a platform that is 90% shitty advertising, advertising shitty Worcester area dregs, with shitty editorial content, don’t throw your slime too far. Remember it all flows downhill, right where you’re standing right now.

    Other than that, love your blog. Sometimes. Well, once. A long time ago. Still trying to rekindle that love, without your reciprocation.

    • Hugh Beaumont
      November 23, 2016 at 1:41 pm

      Please post the years they graduated. These liberal colleges weren’ t always hot beds of facism and fairy tales. I knew quite a few “hippies” that went to these schools in the early ’70s but they didn’t cry racist! when questioned about their ultra liberal beliefs. They actually tried to make points using actual facts even though what they wanted would never happen as long as humans were on the earth.

    • Wormtown Kris
      November 23, 2016 at 6:05 pm

      Only ever heard of 3 of them, and those three are kind of weenies. I think my loser Worcester County high school alma mater has more illustrious alumni………

    • Please stop
      November 24, 2016 at 7:49 am

      99% freaks on that list. Swing and a miss. (That’s a SPORTS reference).

    • Hugh Jassol
      November 25, 2016 at 11:38 am

      Only a few of those names rang a faint bell.

      And if you are pointing to the ambassador to Burundi and the composer of the score of Spider Man 3 as examples of how Hampshire churns out all of these “creatives”, just check out the notable alumni list of every other college or university on Wikipedia…

      We get it. Your Hampshire College buddy moved to Williamsburg and plays drums in some second rate indie rock band. Wow.

      Please aim higher. For your own sake.

  • Bush: Eat it, Drink it, Don't Listen to It
    November 23, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Not close to the first person to say this, but Hampshire “College” encapsulates why Trump won. Do these dickbags know that if the election was held again in two weeks he would win again? The whining, broad-brushing anyone who didn’t vote for Hildo as a racist, conspiracy theorizing and just plain displays of pussiness have fortified the people who just can no longer take this fucking shit. Some of those people are those who would be considered lefties/democrats. Even they’re starting to say, “What the fuck…” You can email the dean, post on its FB page, whatever, but I would urge all who are or someday find themselves in a position to do so to never – EVER – hire anyone who slides you a resume that references this school. Give me a kid who busted his balls or her eggs working their way through s state school all fucking day over Snowflakey McTrustfund. Do not hire these gashes. That is a way we can tell them to fuck off.

  • Kenny Powers
    Kenny Powers
    November 23, 2016 at 11:58 am

    I’m going to write a children’s book (If Cher did it how hard can it be), called…

    “Everyone I don’t like is Hitler! The emotional child’s guide to Political Discussion”

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 23, 2016 at 11:47 am

    Oh, and WTF is “whitesplaining” anyway, ebonics for white people? (for you sorry ass people that cant figure it out, that was sarcasm)

  • Chris From Georgia
    November 23, 2016 at 11:04 am

    One has to wonder after four years at an institution of “higher learning” such as Hampshire College, what type of jobs will these little snowflakes end up at?

    • BobnMic
      November 23, 2016 at 11:09 am

      Managing a McDonalds in Webster, MA. Hahahahahahaha

      • Anonymous
        November 23, 2016 at 11:22 am

        Even that seems improbable.

        Probably become paid protesters.

        • BobnMic
          November 23, 2016 at 11:27 am

          More than likely…

          • BobnMic
            November 23, 2016 at 12:04 pm

            I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

        • True Reality Speaks
          True Reality Speaks
          November 23, 2016 at 2:18 pm

          Or Democrat politicians like Sarai Rivera, Granny Warren or the yet-to-be-elected Moses Dixon.

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        November 23, 2016 at 12:09 pm

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    • JoeMomma
      November 23, 2016 at 12:11 pm

      Custodial services……but they won’t be any good at it.

    • Wormtown K
      November 23, 2016 at 5:58 pm

      Watch out, Chris. Graduation speaker/snowflake Xavier is working at a law firm in Atlanta, now!

      • Please stop
        November 24, 2016 at 7:45 am

        Yes he’s in charge of their plumbing and electrical. He flushes the toilets and shuts off the lights.

  • Hugh Beaumont
    November 23, 2016 at 11:03 am

    LOL I bet prescription meds are prevalent at Hampshire!

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      November 23, 2016 at 11:27 am

      ROFL, same thing crossed my mind as soon as I read that line.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      November 23, 2016 at 2:15 pm

      There is no prescription that can cure willful ignorance, posing, or racism. We’ll all be paying for this down the road, one way or another, for these liberal-created useful idiots.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 23, 2016 at 10:57 am

    Riiiiiiiiight, because, tolerance and all.

    • Carlos Danger
      November 24, 2016 at 7:38 am

      Actually, they WONT work. They’ll go SSDI and join the 47%.

    • Infidel Larry
      November 24, 2016 at 7:57 am

      This school is completely anti-American, pro-Communist.

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