Hampshire College Student Threatens To Kill Professors, Classmates With Gun, Whines About Racism And Being Raped, Raises $4K When She’s Kicked Off Campus
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We’ve been told by our moles at Hampshire College that a female student named Iris Allen threatened to kill professors ad classmates with a gun. Because of this the student was kicked off of campus, but her fellow students protest on her behalf because she’s black, autistic, and uses “he” pronouns. I shit you not. We’ve reached the point where you should be allowed to threaten to shoot people simply because you check off enough diversity boxes.
Here’s a video of Iris whining like an idiot on her way out:
Here’s the transcript of what she said in that insane video:
IRIS: I had a great day today, I talked to all my friends; however, I had to go and talk to Greg He told me that I would be having a meeting about the upcoming hearing that would be happening on Monday. Unbeknownst to me, I was suspended.
So here we are (if you will Cam show) with everybody here, including the campus police kicking me out without a hearing. A black autistic female student who’s made strides to change her behavior. I come from one of 9, very poor and abused, and yes I’ve developed social habits that aren’t acceptable;however I do have autism and this school overlooked it. I got in trouble enough for them to kick me out, them fully knowing, like Greg and Pam Tinto, that I don’t have a place to live. And they are able to provide me with a taxi to go towards Northhampton. But they are going to drop me off and that will be the end. I’m going to be homeless again, for the third time in my life. My young life. 24. That’s all I have to say. I hope that when you guys all see this that I’m not dead. Because who knows? The school certainly doesn’t give a fuck. (sniffling in the background) I mean, if Cam doesn’t show all this footage, it will be an injustice. It will be an injustice to my death.
I love you all. I love you guys.
VOICE IN BACKGROUND: That’s fucked up…
IRIS (addressing police): I’m not making any threats. But I will take this to the media! Because I have no choice. I’m not making any threats. I’m just saying that to the officer because she said I was threatening; however I’m not, I promise you. Because I’m the one who’s suffering
Take a note that she’s rolling her eyes.
POLICE OFFICER: I did not roll my eyes. I was looking over there.
IRIS: That was my interpretation of it. Thank you Cam (camera points to officers smiling)
IRIS: It’s here? Well alright…
FRIENDs: Well we love you (lots of crying, hugs, sniffling)
FRIEND: It’s gonna be ok, it’s gonna be ok.
IRIS: Everybody lied to me. Greg did. I was supposed to have a meeting with Amy Parker. WITH AMY PARKER! No hearing. I just got thrown out. And there I was, thinking, ”I haven’t even eaten dinner”. Now I don’t even know where I’m sleeping tonight. In a homeless shelter where i could get raped? In a place where I’ve never been homeless before.
FRIEND: (Unintelligible talking)
IRIS: “Let’s kick her out! Let’s get her! Throw her in the field! Fuck her!”
(Pacing sniffling, crying)
ANOTHER FRIEND: I’m so sorry!
IRIS: (Crying) They lied to me. They- they looked right in my face and lied to me! But all they can provide me with is a taxi, to set me on my way.
(sniffs loudly) It doesn’t matter because I don’t matter.
(Police walkie talkie chatter)
IRIS: I didn’t even get a chance to eat dinner.
And of course the sympathy for this violent criminal is overwhelming, and she’s made over $4,000 on the YouCaring fundraiser:
I dare you to click on any of the circus freaks commenting on this Facebook post:
They’re everything you dreamed they would be and more.
Seriously though, am I living in a parallel universe? This has to be a joke right? I don’t even know where to begin.
First of all, you threatened to shoot up the school. You are not a victim in any way, shape or form.
Secondly, it’s not the school’s concern where you end up after getting kicked out of school. That’s on you. You can afford to go to an expensive fake college, you can find a place to lay your head. If shelter is an issue then don’t threaten to shoot up the school.
Thirdly, this is not a dude:
I mean, are we even trying anymore? I was under the impression that in order to be “transgender” you had to at least dress and act like the opposite gender. This is just a chick who looks and dresses like a chick but wants to be called “he” because being transgender is the thing to be at Hampshire College.
Fourthly, the poor cop who’s just doing her job gets shit on by these entitled, rich little shitheads for doing her job. Fuck each and every one of them. I hope you all read this. Everyone is laughing at you. We all like the cop. We detest you. Not just Turtleboy fans. Literally everyone. You are an embarrassment and the Internet is forever. One day you will grow out of this phase but the idiotic things you did in college will never, ever go away.
Fifthly, even if she is autistic (which I doubt) it’s not an excuse for anything. That’s just plain insulting to autistic people. You can be autistic and not threaten to shoot up the school.
Sixthly, you can tell just from watching that video that this chick is a complete psychopath whose behavior is unpredictable. She rants as she grits her teeth and walks back and forth. That right there is one of the most dangerous people I’ve ever seen. Faculty and students have a right to be protected from this savage.
And of course she has to throw in the fact that she will now inevitably die AND be raped as a result of the expulsion for the behavior she chose to exhibit. These people seriously never run out of ways to victimize themselves.
Oh, and this poor oppressed student is making more videos on the $700 phone about how oppressed and hungry she is, and how she wants to go back to her dorm (presumably so she can shoot people with her glock):
Do you understand what a piece of shit you have to be if you’re a black transgender student and Hampshire College administrators still kick you out of campus? The people who run your school are a joke. Everyone laughs at them because of the culture they’ve cultivated on your campus. We’re talking about people who refused to fly the American flag after the election because they were afraid you’d burn it. It would take an act of God for them to kick out a black transgender student. But you’ve found a way.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Hampshire College is not a real school. These are just troglodytes who can’t get into real colleges where they have things like grades, and standards.
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