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Hampshire College Student Threatens To Kill Professors, Classmates With Gun, Whines About Racism And Being Raped, Raises $4K When She’s Kicked Off Campus 

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Hampshire College Student Threatens To Kill Professors, Classmates With Gun, Whines About Racism And Being Raped, Raises $4K When She’s Kicked Off Campus 

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We’ve been told by our moles at Hampshire College that a female student named Iris Allen threatened to kill professors ad classmates with a gun. Because of this the student was kicked off of campus, but her fellow students protest on her behalf because she’s black, autistic, and uses “he” pronouns. I shit you not. We’ve reached the point where you should be allowed to threaten to shoot people simply because you check off enough diversity boxes.

Here’s a video of Iris whining like an idiot on her way out:

Here’s the transcript of what she said in that insane video:

IRIS: I had a great day today, I talked to all my friends; however, I had to go and talk to Greg He told me that I would be having a meeting about the upcoming hearing that would be happening on Monday. Unbeknownst to me, I was suspended. 

So here we are (if you will Cam show) with everybody here, including the campus police kicking me out without a hearing. A black autistic female student who’s made strides to change her behavior. I come from one of 9, very poor and abused, and yes I’ve developed social habits that aren’t acceptable;however I do have autism and this school overlooked it. I got in trouble enough for them to kick me out, them fully knowing, like Greg and Pam Tinto, that I don’t have a place to live. And they are able to provide me with a taxi to go towards Northhampton. But they are going to drop me off and that will be the end. I’m going to be homeless again, for the third time in my life. My young life. 24.  That’s all I have to say. I hope that when you guys all see this that I’m not dead. Because who knows? The school certainly doesn’t give a fuck. (sniffling in the background) I mean, if Cam doesn’t show all this footage, it will be an injustice. It will be an injustice to my death. 

I love you all. I love you guys.

VOICE IN BACKGROUND: That’s fucked up…

IRIS (addressing police): I’m not making any threats. But I will take this to the media! Because I have no choice. I’m not making any threats. I’m just saying that to the officer because she said I was threatening; however I’m not, I promise you. Because I’m the one who’s suffering

Take a note that she’s rolling her eyes.

POLICE OFFICER: I did not roll my eyes. I was looking over there.

IRIS: That was my interpretation of it. Thank you Cam (camera points to officers smiling)

IRIS: It’s here? Well alright…

FRIENDs: Well we love you (lots of crying, hugs, sniffling)

FRIEND: It’s gonna be ok, it’s gonna be ok.

IRIS: Everybody lied to me. Greg did. I was supposed to have a meeting with Amy Parker. WITH AMY PARKER! No hearing. I just got thrown out. And there I was, thinking, ”I haven’t even eaten dinner”. Now I don’t even know where I’m sleeping tonight. In a homeless shelter where i could get raped? In a place where I’ve never been homeless before.

FRIEND: (Unintelligible talking)

IRIS: “Let’s kick her out! Let’s get her! Throw her in the field! Fuck her!”

(Pacing sniffling, crying)

ANOTHER FRIEND: I’m so sorry!

IRIS: (Crying) They lied to me. They- they looked right in my face and lied to me! But all they can provide me with is a taxi, to set me on my way. 

(sniffs loudly) It doesn’t matter because I don’t matter. 

(Police walkie talkie chatter)

IRIS: I didn’t even get a chance to eat dinner.

And of course the sympathy for this violent criminal is overwhelming, and she’s made over $4,000 on the YouCaring fundraiser:


I dare you to click on any of the circus freaks commenting on this Facebook post:

They’re everything you dreamed they would be and more.

Seriously though, am I living in a parallel universe? This has to be a joke right? I don’t even know where to begin.

First of all, you threatened to shoot up the school. You are not a victim in any way, shape or form.

Secondly, it’s not the school’s concern where you end up after getting kicked out of school. That’s on you. You can afford to go to an expensive fake college, you can find a place to lay your head. If shelter is an issue then don’t threaten to shoot up the school.

Thirdly, this is not a dude:

I mean, are we even trying anymore? I was under the impression that in order to be “transgender” you had to at least dress and act like the opposite gender. This is just a chick who looks and dresses like a chick but wants to be called “he” because being transgender is the thing to be at Hampshire College.

Fourthly, the poor cop who’s just doing her job gets shit on by these entitled, rich little shitheads for doing her job. Fuck each and every one of them. I hope you all read this. Everyone is laughing at you. We all like the cop. We detest you. Not just Turtleboy fans. Literally everyone. You are an embarrassment and the Internet is forever. One day you will grow out of this phase but the idiotic things you did in college will never, ever go away.

Fifthly, even if she is autistic (which I doubt) it’s not an excuse for anything. That’s just plain insulting to autistic people. You can be autistic and not threaten to shoot up the school.

Sixthly, you can tell just from watching that video that this chick is a complete psychopath whose behavior is unpredictable. She rants as she grits her teeth and walks back and forth. That right there is one of the most dangerous people I’ve ever seen. Faculty and students have a right to be protected from this savage.

And of course she has to throw in the fact that she will now inevitably die AND be raped as a result of the expulsion for the behavior she chose to exhibit. These people seriously never run out of ways to victimize themselves.

Oh, and this poor oppressed student is making more videos on the $700 phone about how oppressed and hungry she is, and how she wants to go back to her dorm (presumably so she can shoot people with her glock):

Do you understand what a piece of shit you have to be if you’re a black transgender student and Hampshire College administrators still kick you out of campus? The people who run your school are a joke. Everyone laughs at them because of the culture they’ve cultivated on your campus. We’re talking about people who refused to fly the American flag after the election because they were afraid you’d burn it. It would take an act of God for them to kick out a black transgender student. But you’ve found a way.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Hampshire College is not a real school. These are just troglodytes who can’t get into real colleges where they have things like grades, and standards.

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31 Comment(s)
  • Fuck you piece of shit
    December 14, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    If she is black then I’m The POTUS. What the fuck did none of the so called friends not get about her quote that the school didn’t accommodate her autism but used it against her? What does her calling herself a him have to do with anything? Maybe she should also say she has an incurable disease while she’s at it. If this steaming,lying pile of CUNT hood us an example of what HER generation is bringing, I want to be dead and. She fucking threatened to kill people and she’s the victim? Plenty number of people are turning in their graves with this one. Hook her up with Dodo Delgado they’re both so righteous.

    • Gloucester OG
      December 14, 2017 at 11:52 pm

      calm down she’s just a crazy!

      she’s really fucking far gone, can’t you see that?

  • Fuck you piece of shit
    December 14, 2017 at 11:31 pm

    If she is black then I’m The POTUS. What the fuck did none of the so called friends not get about her quote that the school didn’t accommodate her autism but used it against her? What does her calling herself a him have to do with anything? Maybe she should also say she has an incurable disease while she’s at it. If this steaming,lying pile of CUNT hood us an example of what HER generation is bringing, I want to be dead and. She fuckiing threatened to kill people and she’s the victim. So fucking glad I don’t live in that over priced shit holecalked Massachusetts. Plenty number if people are Turing in their graves with this one. Hook her up with Dodo Delgado they’re both so righteous.

  • Iris is a shitbag
    December 14, 2017 at 1:28 am

    I hope that thing gets what it deserves.

  • Lenny from Holyok
    December 13, 2017 at 6:58 pm

    Fuck that fat nigger tranny kike. I bet her snatch smells like death

    • Stench trench
      December 13, 2017 at 7:56 pm

      I bet your right Lenny!! Lol

      • yuuuuup.
        December 18, 2017 at 2:14 am

        chooo choooooo…

        open wide, lads……..

        here comes the lithium train!

        once in the morning and twice at night will keep the racial crazies out of sight!

  • Ron Smith
    December 13, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    You can mock the student and question the authenticity of Iris’s actual story, but don’t take it out on Hampshire College on whole. The administration has taken every step: Had meeting with Iris, kicked Iris out because of threats, and you know take it out on Hampshire’s system? It’s the damn few vocal students here who are to be talked about. Cameron Prata and another student made this whole thing an issue.

    • poop
      December 13, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      Ron – Hampshire’s track record is not too good.

  • liberal spuzz gobbler
    December 13, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    If you put antlers on your head, moonbat liberals would call you an elk.

  • Adam
    December 13, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    I live in Northampton. Why does she have to get dropped off in Northampton?

    • Ruck Bogers
      December 13, 2017 at 4:45 pm

      Most Hamster “grads” end up in Northampton anyway, so this is simply an early graduation.

  • Miller Lite
    December 13, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Excuse me. He’s gross.

  • Miller Lite
    December 13, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    She’s gross.

  • The Vorlon
    December 13, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    I guess there IS a limit as to how much crazy Hampshire College will put up with.

    Who would have thought?!

  • Let me out of here
    December 13, 2017 at 11:46 am

    That cop was definitely “rolling her eyes”… could you not?

  • Herr Doktor
    December 13, 2017 at 10:24 am

    The cops should have Sectioned it (pink paper) as a danger to herself and others, the buffarilla would have gotten a psycheval in a secure facility, although not necessarily near Hamstershire College, and not had access to the internet to escalate its’ supporters. If the docs found its’ ass sane the school would then be on strong ground to ban it permanently for terroristic threats – I would say threatening to kill students/professors qualifies. Yeah, since this creature is confused about what gender it wants to be, I’m going to refer to it as it – that’s pretty neutral. Trying to get that moron Shaun King involved is really gonna help get the buffarilla back in school again, here’s a thought snowflakes how about you concentrate on your finals, forget about your latest imagined inustice du jour, let the badly behaving fupa serve its’ suspension (it created the mess it’s in with it’s behavior) and find a new cause to be offended about. Might I suggest your own moronic behavior, believe me the rest of the population finds it pretty offensive.

  • Grow the hell up
    December 13, 2017 at 10:21 am

    All this person cares about is Dinner. She/he whatever they prefer to be, shouldn’t have made the threats that were made. And this isn’t the first time. You don’t get thrown out of a school the first time you misbehave or don’t follow the rules, shit you don’t get thrown out till you do that kind of shit multiple times. Be glad they gave the taxi to you. They didn’t have to do that. And it really won’t kill you to miss a meal or two. It’s time to grow up. You don’t want to be homeless? Then learn how to behave yourself and conduct yourself as a adult. I don’t feel sorry for this person in the least. This is something that they have brought on themselves. I feel sorry for the men and women who fought for our country and freedom that are homeless. Not some asshole that don’t know when to shut up. You brought this on yourself. Now deal with your the consequence.

  • KJDS
    December 13, 2017 at 9:53 am

    Isn’t this ‘school’ really expensive? How is she (oops – I ‘misgendered’ – oh well) paying for it?

  • My pronoun is myself
    December 13, 2017 at 9:46 am

    Couple questions….

    1. Was that three inches of snow we got on Saturday the “massive snowstorm”?
    2.Did anybody else get nervous when this buffalo started circling in the lobby there? I honestly expected to see it charge; was hoping there would be some tasering involved.

  • WFH
    December 13, 2017 at 9:26 am

    She herself says she’s staying at the Hampton Inn. Wonder who’s paying for that.

    • SVU
      December 13, 2017 at 9:34 am

      Probably our tax dollars. She needs to grow up and be glad she didn’t go to jail for what she did, but than again if she was to go to jail she wouldn’t be homeless and she might actually learn a lesson. What upsets me the most is using autism as her excuse.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    December 13, 2017 at 9:11 am

    I know white people who are blacker than her.

    • ElJefe72
      December 13, 2017 at 10:31 am

      Maybe she’s identifying herself as transracial too.

  • Baby doodoo
    December 13, 2017 at 7:26 am

    24?!?!?!?!!!!!!??? Grow the fuck up Jesus Christ. More like 16 with that behavior.

  • Independent Thinker
    December 13, 2017 at 7:03 am

    If she threatened to shoot up the campus she belongs in jail, for the safety and protections of the other students.

    If you don’t own a gun, go to a gun training facility, get a permit, and buy a gun. It’s the only way to protect yourself. A restraining order is just a piece of paper, and by the time the police arrive, assuming your are able dial 911, it is usually too late.

    As a white male, had I made a similar threat, not only would I be in jail, but my house would be raided and it would be on national TV.

  • SVU
    December 13, 2017 at 6:30 am

    They kicked her out for a reason. And she being a adult and knowing she had no place to go, should have acted better. Stop using autism as a excuse. She is the only person messing up her life. You act like a dick you get treated like one. I’m so sick of people who think they should be treated special. Have fun being homeless, next time you may think before you threaten people for no reason. Using autism as your excuse.

  • M
    December 13, 2017 at 5:53 am

    I love how these feminist SJWs think rape is just normal part of everyday life in America. “I’m homeless, so I guess that means I’m gonna get raped.” Like honestly, WTF is going through your mind

    Also, anybody who arbitrarily chooses their gender on the fly automatically loses a ton of credibility in my book. I hate how the people in the comments feel compelled to use her preferred pronouns.

  • yo mtv rapes
    December 13, 2017 at 3:35 am


    omg she’s gonna get RAPED! and she hasn’t even had dinnner yet
    certainly someone out there could find it in their hearts to rape this Groucho Marx cartoon.

    seriously though, this is our canary in the coal mine, this mentally ill child

    she must be, we need one for the pendulum to swing….

  • hahahaohreally
    December 13, 2017 at 1:19 am

    she could just live in that tiny house trailer thing that kid was making for his “thesis”. I wonder if he ever ended up selling it.

  • Ran Dather
    December 13, 2017 at 12:41 am

    Kim Jong Un – you need the coordinates or can you find Hampshire College on a map?

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