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Hampton Beach Somehow Becomes More Ghetto Than Before With Boriqua Bukkakes And Pendejo Pancakes Everywhere

 

We did a blog earlier in the week about the ghetto fight clubs that were taking over beaches in Narragansett and Plymouth, but evidently we missed the biggest dumpster fire of them all – Hampton Beach. Of course it probably didn’t make headlines like the other fight clubs because it’s Hampton Beach and this is pretty par for the course. But the videos are pretty wild and Bret and I will be breaking them down on the live show at 9 PM tonight. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch.

Our first video is an unfortunate gringo who decided to experiment with diversity by fighting Free Lunch Fernando, and it didn’t end well for him.

He was so confident at first.

And then two seconds after the fight began reality set in.

The reactions say it all.

I don’t know how poor Chad got talked into that fight, but he’ll probably stick to white boys who aren’t from Lawrence moving forward.

 

Our second video Chico Chains vs. Jaden Jordans.

Jaden Jordans initially had the upper hand after he caught Chico Chains sleeping and gave them pendejo pancake.

But he fucked up when he tried to kick him in the face, and ended up getting pendejo pancaked himself.

After that it was basically just organized chaos, but fight continued albeit with a missing Jordan.

He found it later.

You can see the police in that video and they all agreed that it was best to just let them fight because if none of these hoodboogers care about their own health then why should the cops?

Video #3 is a short one filmed by some guy in his car.

It was basically Wife Beater Wilfredo vs. everyone, and it ended up with him being dragged away by a mob.

So yea, he’s dead now.

Video #4 is a good one, and has more pendejo pancakes, which was clearly the move of the day.

Manbun Manuel vs. the world didn’t work out for Manbun Manuel.

But to his credit he did get back up like a Street Fighter character with 10% energy left and jumped up on the bench to officially take his throne as king of Hampton Beach.

Video #5 is a compilation, highlighted by Gangbang Garcia having a train run on her by every stranger who felt like coming up behind her and thrusting their yogurt slinger into her coco caboose.

Flesh Flute Fernando was really having a good time getting to know this girl.

But Captain Cucumber wasn’t content with just sitting back and watching, so he commandeered the booty.

Her Dad sure will be proud when he sees this video.

LOL. Just kidding. I think we can all agree that there’s no way that girl knows her Dad.

This right here is why you can never under any circumstances bring your children to Hampton Beach.

These things are clearly organized somewhere, and it’s only May. Should be a fun summer moving forward now that COVID is officially over and the ratchets are ready to play.

 

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179 Comment(s)
  • Willy the mayor Lantigua
    June 2, 2021 at 11:41 am

    If I had to guess these spiclers would be from the great city of lawrence Massachusetts. I’m sure they’re all good kids at heart and pay taxes and contribute much good to society.

    Deport all these cockroaches!!!

  • Krispen Wah
    June 2, 2021 at 10:49 am

    I see this gaggle of retarded scumbags and wish to see one thing…

    The Tsarnaev brothers poking through the crowd with some pressure cookers.

  • Scubascank
    June 1, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    Throw a weapon in the middle of the circle within time they will be history.

  • Hattie McBaggen
    Hattie McBaggen
    June 1, 2021 at 12:24 pm

    I’m sure that chick can fuck like a maniac, though.

    I’d double wrap it and bone her if nobody would ever find out.

  • Randolph Duke
    June 1, 2021 at 11:55 am

    They’re very musical people, aren’t they?

  • Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore
    June 1, 2021 at 11:22 am

    “Blow em to the stoneage son!”

    “you got about 30 seconds to get your people’s heads down – this is going to be a big one”

    “Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell? The whole hill. Smelled like… VICTORY!”

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Hampton Beach Chamber of Commerce
    June 1, 2021 at 9:49 am

    Good Lord!

  • Bushmen talk in clicks
    June 1, 2021 at 5:10 am

    Sadly, we support each and every one of these fucking jungle savages. And we support their parents too…..

    • Fo Sho
      Chimpout
      June 1, 2021 at 5:26 am

      I say invite the savages back next weekend and carpet bomb the beach with 500 lb. J DAMS. Problems solved……… jus sayin…..

  • KARMAS COMING AIDEN
    June 1, 2021 at 4:18 am

    Aiden truly. How stupid are you really to not know how racist this title is. I really don’t realize how you don’t realize you are RACIST AF. Karma will get you so I’m not worried though. It’s already starting with your mental health 😉

    • Linda Coralyn
      MY NAME IS KARMA
      June 1, 2021 at 11:49 am

      Could be racist.

      Still on the money

  • John dally
    June 1, 2021 at 3:31 am

    Fuck white people

  • Joe Biden
    June 1, 2021 at 1:56 am

    NlGGER NlGGER NlGGER SPlC

  • Hu Fartted
    Build the wall
    May 31, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    This is the diversity that the feeble fool Biden wants to bring to every suburb.

    • Linda Coralyn
      LOCK AND LIAD
      May 31, 2021 at 9:34 pm

      Except his. He stated he did not want his kids living in a segregated neighborhood or attending segregated schools.
      You remember – the people he called savages.
      Guess he forgot

  • FedUp
    May 31, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    What a shame that there wasn’t a meltdown at Seabrook that day….

  • Harry Balz
    May 31, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    I’d like to be in the middle of one of those scrums punching the shit out of Kyrie Irving.

  • Mike Giannetti
    May 31, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    Oh shit kid! I know a few of those guys, they sold me coke and fetty. That girl twerking is WAY too old for me though. My fuckin teeth are killing me kid.

  • Travis Bickle
    May 31, 2021 at 2:34 pm

    These are the kind of creatures that President Trump’s “racist” immigration policies were designed to protect us from. Just sayin’…

  • Scubascank
    May 31, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    Come on guys, after a hard year rioting and looting for respect they deserve to blow off some steam. Now you see why we should keep porch monkeys on the porch.

  • Dan Obrien Kia
    May 31, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    Manuel and Wilfredo can suck my unit free until 06/01. I have a smaller

  • Oh my...
    May 31, 2021 at 1:26 pm

    People of color have all this “pride” then act like this, you got the white kids who wish they could be apart of the frenzy. This should be something everyone is ashamed of. After leaving New England I can see clearly they brainwashed people into blue voters and in effort to get more headcount sold the state out to animals and junkies like this. So sad.

  • He is no Mandigo that’s for sure
    May 31, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Although these videos are disgusting and symbolize the decay of America if I had to pick a funny part it would be that second dude who crept up of the skank…..damn that guy has no idea how to fuck lol……I hope for his sake someone teaches him some sort of stroke before his virgin ads finds a real Ho willing to give it up to him for a joint

  • hartf811
    Lawrence on the Hudson
    May 31, 2021 at 12:40 pm

    Harambe con carne.
    “They are not sending their best”
    Tru Dat

  • Hugh Mungous
    May 31, 2021 at 12:31 pm

    While I honor my Squad Leader, 203 Gunner and Driver of the
    MRAP who were KIA I look at these faggots and think maybe My effort wasn’t worth it. What a shit hole this country has become.

    • Show us your dd214
      May 31, 2021 at 9:44 pm

      Until you do, you are no better than fake ass TB, who never seett ved, nor is a LEO .. he is just a leach.

      • Linda Coralyn
        ?
        June 1, 2021 at 8:24 am

        ???? How does one seett ved? Asking for a friend

  • Disgusting
    May 31, 2021 at 11:38 am

    It is situations like these that you announce you have five minutes to disperse and then run a line of snowplows down the street….anyone who even has a chance at worth being saved vacated by then

    The Hampton and NH state police better man up real quick….and take the kids gloves off

  • Joachim Feiffer
    May 31, 2021 at 11:21 am

    I would clear the streets with mg fire and 88’s from my Tiger tank. But now they call me a Nazi?

    • x
      May 31, 2021 at 1:09 pm

      Snowplows safer and more effective.

      There’s enough hard surfaces for you to get ricochets — and friendly fire isn’t…

  • whatever
    May 31, 2021 at 10:59 am

    start a thread saying there giving cash for winning fights at private lib beaches, just need to pay entry fee. See how they like that

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    James DeWolf
    May 31, 2021 at 10:02 am

    My God. What have I done?

  • E Pubis Scrotum
    May 31, 2021 at 10:01 am

    A solution to this type of shit show would be to corral every single one of them together and drop a dime bag into the mix. One small step towards a brighter tomorrow!!

  • Is Unc sexually frustrated
    May 31, 2021 at 10:00 am

    I am all about puttinig these ratchets and hoes on blast because of who they are.
    But some of the stuff Unc says makes it sound like he is a sexually frustrated 40 year old guy.
    Just saying.
    Carry on.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 31, 2021 at 9:55 am

    Black people: Black Lives Matter !!

    White people: Who gives a shit !!

  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    May 31, 2021 at 9:43 am

    Why can’t these fuckers stay on their side of the line? WTF, Salisbury not good enough for ya?

    Fuck it. Raise the drawbridge, block off 101, and start setting off the sirens at Seabrook. That shit would be fucking HILARIOUS to witness.

  • In Memoriam
    May 31, 2021 at 9:20 am

    To the great commenters of TB past. Guinea Geisha, Dick Scratcher, Y, Snarky Pete, Father O,Touchahan. Often imitated, never replicated.

  • Truth
    May 31, 2021 at 9:18 am

    I should open up a floatie kiosk at the beach. $$$$

  • Black people offer nothing to America and to the contrary are a massive net negative. Removing them would create a utopia.
    May 31, 2021 at 9:15 am

    Absolutely no benefit and only a handicap in their entire culture.

    If we removed them from every major city imagine what it would be like.
    I’m serious let your mind go and think of Chicago or Boston with no blacks.
    It would be like those suburbs that all the BLM white liberals run to.

    You know the ones where white liberals pay 800,000 for a 1300 sq ft house, just to get away from black people. (“For the schools”= “make sure the town is over 92% white”)

    • FUCK YOU
      May 31, 2021 at 1:31 pm

      Yawn, too easy. Stats needed, please.

    • Go fuck yourself my guy
      June 1, 2021 at 4:15 am

      You do realize your ancestors are the ones who brought them to America you racist piece of shit.

      • MGTOW TURTLES WORLD HISTORY LESSON
        June 1, 2021 at 7:23 am

        Well arnt you just a fucking regular old historical scholar
        Listen here and listen here real good you fucking retard
        The only people’s ancestors who brought blacks here are the jewws it was called the jewwish atlantic slave trade for a reason and the reason is not because of anyone else’s ancestors but the jewwws
        Also there were black people who owned and sold slaves here as well but since youre a historical scholar you already knew that
        Let’s not also forget that at the same time the jewwss were offloading your criminal or mentally defunct ancestors that the muslims were taking slaves of White and african heritage that is the real reason why the United states started a navy it was to battle muslim pirates let’s not also forget that every peoples of this entire world delt in slavery and it has been going since the dawn of time
        Here’s another fun fact there is more slavery right now in this world than there was at any other point in history it might not be a pick my cotton type of black slavery or a lay my railroad tracks type of Irish and asian slavery or even a I want to cut off your Christian head type of muslim slavery but there is far more slavery today than at any other time in our world its called sexual slavery and every race is in it and a part of it
        Especially the poor little kids that the democrats love to sexually exploite and there is still slavery in africa going on at this very moment while I type this so shut your retarded lips because you really are a fucking moron who doesn’t know fuck all about fuck all
        Also if you have a problem with black slavery maybe you should take it up with camel hoof harris the jamaican side of her family owned slaves that they bought from the jewwish Atlantic slave traders I also suspect the Indian side of her family owned slaves as well or maybe you could bring it up with her husband who’s a jewww shit son even the non native native Americans who migrated here from asia and Russia who you all claim we stole their land that was really not even thiers to begin with had slaves
        Your own tribal elders sold you to the jewws for some spices so shut the fuck up with your ancestor shit the only people’s ancestors to bring blacks here were jewwss and other blacks you stupid fucking idiot go read a fucking book it does not even have to be a history book just read a fucking book and try to pretend you’re smart
        You retarded buffoon

        I just took a nice big stinky shit in your mouth and blew up your whole uneducated pretend educated narrative
        What the fuck you gonna do about it you BITCH

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 31, 2021 at 9:03 am

    Chimps can’t swim so we chum up the water with knock off jordans and let the rip tides do the rest.

    • Fuck you turtle bitch
      June 1, 2021 at 6:12 am

      White trash commentors have a furum thats all though not a single fighter on the beach they are home fighting addiction

      • Linda Coralyn
        Done with this shit
        June 1, 2021 at 8:17 am

        Yeah, we whites usually go to the beach as a family unit, not for a brawl, so there’s that……

  • whatevuh
    Whining Liberal
    May 31, 2021 at 9:02 am

    welcome to The United States of Central America – you fucking idiots voted for this shit, live with it.

    • Strange...
      May 31, 2021 at 2:50 pm

      The only people I see complaining about the people voted in, are Conservatives.

      Also, before you come at me with the Liberal insults, understand that I’m not one.

  • bill fleming
    TOBY
    May 31, 2021 at 8:47 am

    Next stop on ghettomania will be Carson Beach in southie followed by the rape of the red line.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    May 31, 2021 at 8:21 am

    And this is why you cannot have nice things.
    Ladies and Gentlemen:
    This latest version of fuckery is brought to you by the Democrat Party
    Do you enjoy this?
    Keep voting (D).
    And then, don’t complain.
    Because you are now reaping what you have sown.

    • Travis Bickle
      May 31, 2021 at 2:39 pm

      Because you are now reaping what you have STOLEN. As in the stolen election. Just sayin’…

  • Stunt Penis
    May 31, 2021 at 8:03 am

    An easy solution to this problem would simply be to chum the waters to attract more sharks.

    • Death
      May 31, 2021 at 11:17 am

      To hard to get them in the water. They’re not going on on their own, it might wash away their scent

  • POS_Animals
    May 31, 2021 at 7:49 am

    Summertime ghetto cock fighting.
    Guarantee these are products of single mothers on welfare.
    Savages gone wild, no respect, no education and the welfare cycle continues.

  • Done with this shit
    May 31, 2021 at 7:38 am

    Instructions for driving to the beach this summer:

    1. Keep your hands inside the
    vehicle at all times.
    2. Do not feed the animals.
    3. Do not look directly at any
    animal who seems agitated.
    They can become violent
    without warning.
    4. SAFARI TOURS SEASIDE will not
    be responsible for your safety if
    You leave the vehicle for any
    reason.

    Enjoy your trip to the beach

  • M D
    Deek21
    May 31, 2021 at 6:36 am

    Spics…really not much more to say. Probably the safest place to be when Lowell/Lawrence migrate north is to be in the water.

  • We should start our own Fight Club
    May 31, 2021 at 5:13 am

    Just us Turtle Riders, and make it classy

    Sp1c Tormentor vs. Fake Sp1c Tormentor (this needs to be settled)
    Jewmerica vs. some random Girl Scout (which he will lose)
    And me vs. anybody who wants a piece

    Then after, we can climb into my Cadillac coupe deville convertible and head over to Richardsons Ice Cream.

    • Rian
      May 31, 2021 at 10:08 am

      I’ll fight you, you n!gger lovin’ faggot.
      After I knock u the fuck out i’ll head stomp u

    • Fake ST is Real ST is Fake ST
      May 31, 2021 at 12:16 pm

      “Sp1c Tormentor vs. Fake Sp1c Tormentor”

      a.k.a. matt dizio fighting himself lol. I would pay to see that.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 31, 2021 at 9:53 pm

      The Taint is your motherfucking huckleberry…..say when

  • Los animales
    May 31, 2021 at 5:07 am

    No thanks, I’ll stick to the white people beaches

  • Chip Striker
    May 30, 2021 at 11:49 pm

    What 3rd world shit hole country were these videos shot in?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    May 30, 2021 at 11:36 pm

    What a shame. The last time I was in The Hamptons I didn’t witness any of this type of behavior. It was quite lovely actually.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 30, 2021 at 11:30 pm

    The natives are restless.

    • Hu Fartted
      Hu Flung Poo
      May 31, 2021 at 6:30 pm

      Natives? Of Central America, perhaps.

  • Howid Cosell
    May 30, 2021 at 11:28 pm

    “Holy cow look at all those monkeys jumping around out there”!!!

  • E Pubis Scrotum
    May 30, 2021 at 11:21 pm

    New on NESN, East coast cock fighting brought to you by Prince Albert in the can!

  • Thong dong grinder
    May 30, 2021 at 11:14 pm

    She do the tube snake boogie…well now boogie with it baby boogie woogie all night long…..

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 30, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    If you yearn for the good old days before wokeness, nogs, spics, and junkies, you should check out Russia.

    Been there several times on business. No, not Biden’s type of business.

    Take a trip there. Walk the streets and look around. It’s like a time warp to the 80’s. A nice time warp.

    The women overall have class. They dress nicely. No tattoos, pink hair, piercings, or general sluttiness.

    Is Russia perfect? Far from it. But it still beats the shithole the USA is turning into.

    Russia has it’s nice areas and it’s ghettos.

    Go to the big cities and check it out. Their cities are like what our cities USED to be like. Thriving, clean, violence is low.

    My plan is to move there. I have a good nest egg saved up. I think I’ll retire there. The US $$ still goes a long way there. Fuck this country. It’s dying. I’ve had it with this lost cause.

    Learned the language, learned the culture, leaving soon. Have a realtor friend in Russia to help me move.

    I’ll sit back in a country with a literate, caring president who is much like Reagan and Trump, and watch the USA disintegrate as I grin at the fallout of the rampant wokeism. I loved the USA, but fuck this.

    Moving within the next year. Enjoy Biden and Harris!

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      May 31, 2021 at 2:23 am

      You’re not going anywhere, cut the shit. You lie like a fucking waaaaahmen.

      • MGTOW TURTLE
        May 31, 2021 at 8:48 pm

        Bitch shut the fuck up and get off my dick the Cap and everyone else knows I would never say some stupid shit like what you did there
        P.s. did my babies taste good after they dripped out of ya wifes ass ya cuck

    • juror seven esq.
      May 31, 2021 at 4:38 pm

      How’d that work out for Lee Harvey Oswald?

    • Hu Fartted
      You're on to something
      May 31, 2021 at 6:34 pm

      The eastern European women aren’t too shabby either.

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        May 31, 2021 at 9:59 pm

        you sir are not wrong i have been dating a smoke show ukranian chick for 3 years…..21 year age difference, never been happier.

  • dale woodman
    Defund Welfare
    May 30, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    I live in an all-white town near two Private town beaches. We need a sticker to enter the beaches.
    There is a $25. fee for non-residents, this keeps the ‘EBT’ culture away.

    ‘I don’t avoid certain people because of the color of their skin, I avoid certain people because of their Content of Character.’……..(Disgusting)

    • hartf811
      Beverly Farms
      May 31, 2021 at 12:44 pm

      I have my own beach.
      And a gun to keep the flotsam away from the beachfront.
      Just laying that out there.

  • Chad is Aidan's life in 5 seconds
    May 30, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    Losers, both.
    Aidan is the type of dude that buys a used Honda rebel, a faux leather jacket, and expect anyone think he is cool or a bad ass.
    He is a moron, and even that is insulting other morons.
    Just give it up Aidan. And I do not mean the booty… heard about your phase in college…

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Professor Griff
    May 30, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    I never learned how to play chess because my father was an alcoholic with an eighth grade education.

    I wasted my best years laboring for rich fucks who hate me.

    My knees and my lower back are wrecked.

  • Jane Goodall
    May 30, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    Good Heavens!

  • Strom Thurmond's Force Ghost
    May 30, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    Another racial double standard. White girls hang out with brown people hoping to get fucked, and boy do they ever get fucked. White boys try the same thing, and all they get is fucked UP! Utter bullshit. Prove me wrong.

  • Luchador
    May 30, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    That Chad gringo is exactly how that puto Aidan would fare in a real fight, for sure amigos.
    Aidan is a lucky culero, because I am a lover, not a fighter. Talking about that, get some more of these pendejos as members, my foot massages do not pay themselves puto.

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 30, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    I bet that chicks vag smells like newports, goya, ball sweat and low tide.

    Hampton Beach can still be good on a rainy and chilly Wednesday morning. All the white trash, Cambodians, spics and nogs are still sleeping and you can play skeeball with your kids without worrying about getting attacked by a horde of feral nіggers.

    • Yes, you already posted that, you lamewad
      May 30, 2021 at 9:16 pm

      And not everybody works in retail, and gets a weekday off.

      • Spic Tormentor
        May 30, 2021 at 9:30 pm

        That obviously wasn’t me, you fucking idiot. My deep fake (probably you) has a new favorite hobby, he likes to copy my comments word for word and re-post them for some strange fucked up reason. Like he’s really sticking it to me or something. Fucking weirdo lol.

        • Professor Griff
          May 30, 2021 at 9:58 pm

          He does the same with me. Effing idiot. Can’t make up his own identity. I bet he watches the gay guy from ‘silence of the lambs’ daily and religiously.

          • Buffalo Balls
            May 31, 2021 at 2:28 am

            How dare you.

        • LOCK AND LOAD
          May 31, 2021 at 6:44 am

          It’s the ‘we don’t like TB bringing attention to the fucked up shit we do, so let’s TRY to disrupt his blog & maybe people will leave’ club. I believe they get a cookie each time they post. So now they identify as woke, trans soy bi overweight half indigenous democrats. In their defense, it’s not like anyone but TB called them out. Who else would they go after?

          • Professor Griff
            May 31, 2021 at 10:56 am

            Well I don’t know if any of that is true, but as long as it keeps all the nіggers away I’m happy.

          • Linda Coralyn
            ????
            May 31, 2021 at 6:49 pm

            If you don’t know it’s true, you’re the only fucking one dude

  • BucketNutz
    If Columbia Gas had done a better job
    May 30, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    Too bad all of Lawrence didn’t ignite a couple years ago.
    Be better next time Eversource. Maybe include Lynn, Methuen, etc.

    • It would be even funnier
      May 30, 2021 at 9:56 pm

      If the dildo factory near your home blew up and it rained dildoes. You would probably love that!

      • Hu Fartted
        You're Stupid
        May 31, 2021 at 6:39 pm

        But if the dildo factory was destroyed you’d need to get a QC job somewhere else.

  • Ingrid Pitta
    May 30, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    It’s open season for choads and twats at Massachusetts beaches!

    • Ughhhh
      May 31, 2021 at 11:45 pm

      Except that’s a New Hampshire beach Einstein

  • Kevin O
    Guy
    May 30, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    It’s just a peaceful rally to respark the debate to let 16 year olds vote

  • Memorial Day activities its da culture yo
    May 30, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    Two people were killed and more than 20 injured 3 critically after 3 gunmen armed with assault rifles and handguns pulled up and exited a white SUV in front of El Mula Banquet Hall near Hialeah and began “shooting indiscriminately into a crowd” at a rap concert in the Miami area early Sunday, police said.

    El Mula Banquet Hall had promoted the event on Instagram as a Memorial Day weekend album-release party featuring music from local rappers, hookah, billiards and dancing.

    • FUCK YOU
      May 30, 2021 at 8:27 pm

      Just curious….

      … Did you make a similar post regarding the recent San Jose workplace massacre? That one was far worse.

      If not, why? Your ____________ is showing.

      • FUCK
        May 30, 2021 at 9:06 pm

        But that guy was mentally deranged (not that makes it ok)
        But there is a big difference when it is a CHOSEN lifestyle. And if not caught these are bound to kill again and again.
        And that is the difference you biased mental midget.

      • Hughmongos
        May 30, 2021 at 10:54 pm

        “… Did you make a similar post regarding the recent San Jose workplace massacre? That one was far worse.

        If not, why? Your ____________ is showing.”

        ( Hughmongos Penis )

      • bad aim
        May 30, 2021 at 11:17 pm

        You make a good point the crazy white guy in Cali hit his targets not so much with the Miami dindu shooters.

    • Memorial
      May 30, 2021 at 8:36 pm

      These minorities really know how to have fun.
      But I simply don’t understand why civil and sane people avoid them?

  • That first fight!
    May 30, 2021 at 7:48 pm

    Peter McNeely lasted longer!

    • Peter McNeely
      May 31, 2021 at 2:33 am

      I know I am but what are you?!?
      No…wait…

  • Nate Higgers
    May 30, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    Is there a decent beach left that the sp1cs and n1ggers don’t flock to? Somewhere less “diverse” I can bring my kids?

    • Of course there is
      May 30, 2021 at 7:52 pm

      Any beach on Prince Edward Island fits that description. First rate seafood, immaculate beaches, in fact they are pristine.

      However, it will be ’22 before any of us get back up there, so start saving now!

      • FUCK YOU
        May 30, 2021 at 8:03 pm

        Thanks for the tip, I’ll be sure to spread the word (though I’ve already been to PEI)!! PEI mussels are great!!!

        • Of course there is
          May 30, 2021 at 8:11 pm

          It’s awesome up there! Yes, there is a 12 hour drive (at least from Boston) to deal with, but it’s scenic and easy traveling once you are in Canada.

          Lastly, the mosquitoes are not to be underestimated! They don’t play!

          But overcome all that, and you won’t bother with the Cape/Hampton/Old Orchard ever again.

    • Nice Beaches
      May 30, 2021 at 9:10 pm

      You have to go far enough down to the cape, Like Wellfleet, or take the ferry over to Marthas Vineyard. No nіggers at all. Even the crowded Marconi beach is nice. Plenty of far left liberals, rich New Yorkers and faggots, but I will take that over nogs any day.

      Also, I went to Wingaersheek in Gloucester, the parking was 35 fucking dollars, but I noticed not one black person was on the entire beach… so yeah any beach you have to pay to enter, you wont see any minorities there. It’s actually a great way to keep them out.

      • FUCK YOU
        May 30, 2021 at 9:27 pm

        That’s a shame, why you not want to be around us? Tell you what, I’ll stop by and say hi to you at this pay to lay beach. Make sure you plant your Confederate or Gadsden flag firmly into the ground so I know it’s you. The secret code word will be turtle hurdle girdle.

        • Nice Beaches
          May 30, 2021 at 9:37 pm

          No confederate flags, gadsen flags, bongo music or anything. Just normal human beings enjoying the beach. Even the kids there are well behaved and not running around like screeching hyenas.

          And stop by if you want, but I guarantee you wont/cant pay the $35 to make it past the gate or drive the 3 hours to Wellfleet.

          • Screw paying the $35
            May 30, 2021 at 9:51 pm

            Plenty of parking at the Cape Cod Rail Trail trailhead on Lecount Hollow Road. I do it all the time to enter the National Seashore.

            Sheeeeeeeeeeiit.

          • FUCK YOU
            May 30, 2021 at 10:12 pm

            You would really, truly be wrong on both counts. The real question is IF I want to….I prefer diversity.

          • Nice Beaches
            May 30, 2021 at 10:23 pm

            The $35 is for Wingaersheek in Gloucester.

            But yeah same here I park at a friends house in Wellfleet and walk to the seashore totally private pristine dunes and no ghetto trash or boons within sight can’t be any better.

        • Blacks suck at the dick of the white man for their welfare
          May 31, 2021 at 4:42 pm

          Lol stop lying
          You don’t have 35 dollars.

  • Linda Coralyn
    LOCK AND LOAD
    May 30, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    Brought to you by bidens america.

    Absolutely these people should hit up the lovely upper class beaches of cohasset, hingham, good harbour, marblehead. Let the empowering dickheads reap what they’ve sown.

    • The hell with that!
      May 30, 2021 at 7:42 pm

      They should hit up the beaches in Beverly, MA. B-town has been going that way for awhile now anyway.

      I live in Marblehead, so I have a vested interest here.

    • Hu Fartted
      A working plan
      May 31, 2021 at 6:49 pm

      Can we start a gofundme to raise cash to rent a boat and ship them to Marthas Vineyard and Nantucket? That’s where the liberal maggots spend their summer and are the ones who are pushing this diversity nonsense down the middle class’ throats while they avoid it at all costs. I’m sure assholes like John Kerry and Barry Obama will be more than happy to share their beaches with these outstanding members of society.

  • Union Guy
    May 30, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    They RUIN Every neighborhood they move in!!every public beach, every water park ,every amusement park, every mall & basically anything they touch is Fucken Ruined

    • Union
      May 30, 2021 at 8:49 pm

      Oh they are just nice people.
      You are just being racist

    • Hu Fartted
      Get out while you can
      May 31, 2021 at 6:51 pm

      The only waterparks and theme parks we take are grandchildren to are in northern NH. There’s a much nicer class of people in that neck of the woods.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 30, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    Thank you LBJ for the ‘great society’.

    Lucky bastard’s not around to see how ‘great’ his ‘society’ became.

    It all started in the 1960’s with the civil rights act and the formation of the ‘Great Society’.

    Look into it and prove to me I’m wrong. You can’t.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 30, 2021 at 7:14 pm

      Fuck whoever gave me a thumbs down.

      Eventually, with 28 trillion in debt, the welfare system itself will go broke and then mommy’s basement won’t save you.

      Do us all a favor and take a hot dose, or starve to death.

    • Ron Jeremy
      May 30, 2021 at 8:22 pm

      It started with those Goddamn hippie losers innediately after the assasination of JFK and it all devolved right from there. Glad to be old now and lived through a much better era before it turned to shit. I remember Hampton beach way back when it was nice. Never had to worry about this shit in the 1970s. Today, its a gettho ratchet playground…all losers there.

      • Ron
        May 30, 2021 at 8:58 pm

        Yeah and the cops took care of business in those days.
        It was safe and sane and you could walk down the strip with your kids and have a great time. And not have a sexual skank show or minority fight club. To them it’s not debauchery it’s fun.

      • Death
        May 31, 2021 at 11:33 am

        Remember when you could sit on top of the grass hills and cool out on charcoal at the state park? Man those were the days…

    • MGTOW TURTLE
      May 31, 2021 at 2:41 am

      Yeah, LBJ……uh huh.
      That ugly-giraffe-looking motherfucker Abe Lincoln had nothing to do with it, right?

      Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

      • MGTOW TURTLE
        May 31, 2021 at 9:04 pm

        You’re obsessed with me much like your wife is
        This is way too much for me to handle it’s like some gone girl fatal attraction type shit
        What the fuck is wrong with you you need some serious help
        A few of us have done a real number on you people
        Do you have a life or do you fantasize about me fucking your wife all day

  • George W Bush
    May 30, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    They’re just here to the jobs Americans won’t do.

    Illegal immigrations is an act of love. Jeb agrees.

    • President Joe Biden
      May 30, 2021 at 6:52 pm

      SHUT YOUR MOUTH NlGGA

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    May 30, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    What a bunch of fucking savages, and they wonder why we all hate them?
    There should be a sign at the Hampton toll booth: Wigga’s, Black & Brown people prohibited ! Sooner or later there will be a shooting there, you heard it from me first.

    • FUCK YOU
      May 30, 2021 at 8:12 pm

      sigh

      It’s definitely not a brown, black or wiggah type of thing. It’s a I’m young and my dick is bigger/ harder than yours type of thing. Add some chicks/ alcohol to the mix and that’s all she wrote, regardless of RACE. This phenomenon now playing at any basic training, spring break, house party, Irish pub, etc. And I really love the guys posting on here who are acting like they didn’t do this shit when they were younger. Fucking hypocrites

      • ITS THEY CULTURE
        May 30, 2021 at 8:28 pm

        I can state with total certainty that I never went to a public beach, met up with hordes of people I didn’t know, fought for no reason, or watched sluts simulating sex acts surrounded by young men waiting for their turn. Who the fuck didn’t raise you?

        • Mr. Goody Two Shoes
          May 30, 2021 at 8:42 pm

          Of course you didn’t do any of that shit.

          I bet you were one of the kids who stayed after school voluntarily to clean the erasers.

          But if you never took a swing at a mailbox with a baseball bat while riding passenger in your friend’s GTO at a high rate of speed, well, I feel sorry for you.

          • Yeah, I Said “Bitch”
            May 31, 2021 at 2:47 am

            It was an AMC Pacer and your ass rode in the trunk, bitch (and THAT’S only cuz u paid for the gas, BITCH).

          • Death
            May 31, 2021 at 11:38 am

            Baseball bat smaseball bat…we just drove over them…and it was a chevelle

        • FUCK YOU
          May 30, 2021 at 9:33 pm

          Hmmm….Male pissing contests, which have been going on since the dawn of man, have nothing to do with how I was raised. If you yourself have never been involved in a pissing contest, it’s because either you’re a chick or a beta. This activity may seem more high octane now, but it’s the same as it’s always been….a bunch of males fighting for supremacy….of absolutely nothing worth fighting for. The song 18 with a Bullet exists for a reason, before my time but I love it.

          • Linda Coralyn
            LOCK AND LOAD
            May 31, 2021 at 7:03 am

            Did my fair share of shit when I was younger. Never said I didn’t. What I never did was go to a public beach and act like an animal – for the soul purpose of ruining a day a the beach for everyone not acting like trailer trash. They could have had these little baby brawls anywhere, they chose public arenas for a reason. Pissing contest? More like pre-planned and pre-determined mayhem. But then I had parents. A home. Income. A life. Different lifestyles produce different outcomes.

  • All I wanted was a walk on the beach
    May 30, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    The traffic on 95 495 to and from Hampton Beach must have been all fucked up with a convoy of these chimps driving..

    • Yeah, you're right
      May 30, 2021 at 6:47 pm

      Good thing you stayed away and went to P-Town instead for that walk and God only knows what else.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        May 30, 2021 at 7:10 pm

        One of the last nice areas on the Cape!

        Remember Main St Hyannis in the late 70’s?

        It was thriving. Now it’s all closed businesses, bottom end businesses, and junkies.

        I could care less about the gays. I just like to be able to walk around without some junkie trying to bum cigarettes off of me, which happened twice in 1.5 hours on Main St Junkyville (formerly Hyannis).

        Hadn’t been there since the 80’s. Told the wife “you’ll love this place! It’s cool!” Only to find out it’s now like downtown fucking Holyoke.

        Thanks welfare.

        • Yeah, you're right
          May 30, 2021 at 7:19 pm

          LOL!

          There is a treatment center there, the good people of Hyannis didn’t want it. But I agree, it used the shit back in the day, ahhhhhh….the 80’s.

        • Washashore
          May 31, 2021 at 9:15 am

          Thanks for the flashback CT. Remember the Mill Hill club? Great bands, lotta fun. The Cape Cod Coliseum? Hot sweaty hockey rink with big name rock bands.

          • Death
            May 31, 2021 at 11:43 am

            Iron maiden piece of mind tour…first big set from them. Ahhh good times

          • george costanza
            The angry taint
            May 31, 2021 at 10:18 pm

            ocean mist in matunuk is still a fucking jam session if your willing to make the ride

  • Oh that white boy has to be an Anti Semite for sure
    May 30, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    Because all anti-Semites can’t fight for shit, I’ve personally sent many to the hospital, where they eventually get stitched up by Jewish doctors, the irony!

    • mirror mirror
      May 30, 2021 at 11:14 pm

      No evidence he’s an anti semite but good evidence you’re anti white anti Christian.

  • Arthur Schopenhauer
    May 30, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    Neuter the police and this is your reward. Out of this intended chaos will rise the democrat/communist tyrant who will promise to stop the problem they themself created. Scan the globe, most peoples do not have the self-control to handle too much freedom.

    Do NOT under any circumstances surrender your guns, and please begin to organize with like-minded.

  • Joy Reid
    May 30, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    Where are the knives?

  • As long as they stay away from Rye
    May 30, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    I’m good!

    Seriously though, we build killer sand castles there, replete with moats and everything. The sand there is just the right texture.

    This mess would be most unwelcome for me and fellow castle constructors.

    • Death
      May 30, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      I think someone in the comments had said the fight club was meeting at Rye either this week or next…I wonder if they tried and got pushed out…although it’s probably more than likely due to the lack of Newports and fried doe.

      • Fernandez bukaki
        May 30, 2021 at 7:43 pm

        Fried dough fuck u white boy its beans rice and watermelon

        • Death
          May 31, 2021 at 12:00 am

          Bitches like fried dough at the beach. Men go where bitches go.
          Pay attention, you just might get laid dumbass!
          No need to bring race onto this baiter…I wonder if it’s race baiter, or masterbatour…I’m guessing both!

  • Cisco Beer
    May 30, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    Bring the fight to Hingham and Cohassett beaches Let’s see how woke these Social justice warriors really are

  • Professor Griff
    May 30, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    I see nothing wrong here. Let the them all do what they like. As long as they’re not killing each other. If you don’t like it, go to a different beach, join a beach club or install a pool. Anyway, my beef is that some sociopath scumbag, probably named alex, will soon post something using my identity.
    Because they’re a pathetic loser. Sociopathic liar, fraud and cheat.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      May 30, 2021 at 10:01 pm

      Ha, your my personal bitch boy

    • Ummm
      May 31, 2021 at 4:00 am

      I’d actually prefer that they would kill each other.

      • FUCK YOU
        May 31, 2021 at 1:29 pm

        Anyone that wishes death onto another group of people certainly ain’t about shit their damn selves. Most well-adjusted people don’t give a fuck.

        That is all.

  • bigdaddy
    May 30, 2021 at 6:13 pm

    hampton beach the Wal-Mart of NE beaches

  • Metro West Guy
    Cam Mero
    May 30, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    If I was an Officer on duty in that vicinity I might have gotten to these fights after I had stopped to get a Blinks fried dough and dropped a deuce.

  • Spicology 101
    May 30, 2021 at 5:55 pm

    No more sandcastles and slushees.
    Now only spics and sluts
    Have fun at the beach

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 30, 2021 at 5:49 pm

    I bet that chicks vag smell like newports, goya, ball sweat and low tide.

    Hampton Beach can still be good on a rainy and chilly Wednesday morning. All the white trash, Cambodians, spics and nogs are still sleeping and you can play skeeball with your kids without worrying about getting attacked by a horde of feral nіggers.

  • HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW
    May 30, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    This is the future and unfortunately the present.
    Can you imagine bringing your babies to the beach for a day of fun and relaxation.
    You can’t have any fun , relaxation or safety any more.
    Because this is what these people consider fun and the truly worst part of this is, that see absolutely nothing wrong with it.
    They are all filthy pidgeons , they shit where ever they land. And just wallow in it. What a degenerate class of people they are.

  • ST where are you?
    May 30, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    This article is ST’s wet dream

    • What?!
      May 30, 2021 at 6:24 pm

      His wet dream is day off from his job at Target so he can post here.

  • Not their best
    May 30, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    All Hampton has to do is enact a zero Honda Civic policy.

    At least back in the 80’s Hampton was just white trash and if you weren’t looking for trouble, it wouldn’t find you. Now with these third world savages there is no telling when they are going to chimp out.

  • Stop This Shit-Show, I Want Off
    May 30, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    Savages.
    Pure. Fucking. Savages.
    245 years of being THE greatest country in the history of the fucking world…

    …over. We are now a country of lawless fucking animals.

    FUCK YOU phony, “woke” pieces of shit…FUCK YOU blm…FUCK YOU, Chauvin, you trouble-making, psycho fuck…

    …and FUCK YOU Abraham fucking Lincoln, you clueless prick.

    • Lighten up
      May 30, 2021 at 6:32 pm

      A little scrap at a beach that neither involved you nor were you present at has got your panties all in a twist? That’s pretty high strung there, skippy.

      • FUCK YOU
        May 30, 2021 at 7:14 pm

        Exactly. Just a bunch of young men who lack proper guidance showing their masculinity in the worst of ways. Been happening all over since, I don’t know, forever. It was the greasers roughly 60 years ago and it’s never, EVER ended. Adolescent males are a curious breed. In other news, water is fucking wet. Stay tuned for more!!

        • Lighten up
          May 30, 2021 at 7:24 pm

          Why thank you FUCK YOU, I appreciate it.

          We used to race our cars against one another back in my time, late 70’s. Damn, I wish I took better care of my 442 and still had it – the thing went like a raped ape!

          • Freud
            May 30, 2021 at 7:37 pm

            Speaking of apes, rape and greasers.

          • FUCK YOU
            May 30, 2021 at 7:55 pm

            When I say greasers, think The Outsiders or even Grease. Nothing derogatory, like other stupid folks on this site. The guys who would race their hotrods on dangerous, cliffhanging places named Thunder Road.

          • Grease the musical seriously?
            May 30, 2021 at 11:09 pm

            Grease is a musical, The Outsiders is a teeny fiction novel. Your understanding of the world is based on cheap 1970’s fiction. I hope you get caught up in a diverse flash mob attack for educational purposes, if you do, just keep humming Grease show tunes until they knock you out or kill you.

            Thunder Road..lol. You must be Bruce Springsteen’s gimp.

          • Ya Mother
            May 31, 2021 at 3:04 am

            Why don’t you just blow him already?
            Ya fucking douchebag.
            And you never had a 442 back in the 70’s, either.

            Grease? The fucking Outsiders??

            Geeeet fuuuuucked, you pathetic little bitch.

        • Linda Coralyn
          Done with this shit
          May 30, 2021 at 7:38 pm

          So this is adolescent males being curious? Because from the videos, it looks like males and females being base animals. And why exactly do they have no guidance? Or jobs? Or the ability to not act like trash? Just kidding -we all know why. You forgot to explain the young girl giving the ghetto version of lap dances in the center of a large crowd. Maybe you should make less excuses/more changes. Maybe then the next generation will have a chance. Or not. Where it’s your culture and all

          • chimp enclosure
            May 30, 2021 at 7:46 pm

            Somebody taught a monkey sign language once.

          • Linda Coralyn
            Monkeys not in cages
            May 30, 2021 at 8:34 pm

            Unfortunate they didn’t teach it how to swim home

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