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Has Dianne Williamson Gone Full Spanky McFarlane With Hillary?

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Dianne Williamson officially went off the deep end today and wrote this hilarious column, which is basically a Clive McFarlane column, except instead of blaming everything on race she’s blaming it on gender. Here’s the basic premise of it:

“It’s true that the Democratic front-runner is judged more harshly because she’s a woman.”

Huh? Why? Because of the whole email and Benghazi thing? Ummmm, this is how politics works Dianne. If you’re the secretary of state and the ambassador to a country is killed and then you blame it on a Youtube video, then yea, people are going to criticize you. If you’re using a private email server and you’re not supposed to, then yea, your opponents are gonna use that against you. This isn’t sexism, it’s politics. It’s how the game is played.


And quite frankly, it’s sexist to suggest that she shouldn’t have to play by these rules because she doesn’t have a ding-dong. Turtleboy is a family feminist blog. We like it when women are granted all the rights that men are, including the right to be ripped apart by the press. Anyone who wants to shield her from this simply because she is a woman is the REAL sexist.

Dianne also says that Hillary comes across as a shady person who covers up scandals because the “level of scrutiny she’s attracted” is “more than any male politician I can think of.”

Stop the fight!!! Stop it right there!!! This is a joke right? Like, she’s just trolling for clicks with this one isn’t she? She’s gotten more scrutiny than any male politician you can think of? How bout this guy?


Yea, Donald Trump isn’t getting any scrutiny. It’s not like it’s a generally accepted fact in the mainstream media that he is a cross burning racist.

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It’s not like he has people blocking the highways so people can’t get to his rallies. It’s not like he’s having his rallies shut down by protesters. Nah, Hillary is the one getting all the scrutiny. You know, because she’s a woman and all.

Or ask Ted Cruz what he thinks about this:


Yea, we only pay attention to Clinton sex scandals. Ted Cruz has banged half of Washington DC and no one has even brought it up. Oh yea, and it’s not like Ted Cruz has been nicknamed “Lyin Ted Cruz” or anything like that. Hillary is the only one who is called a liar. You know, because of sexism.

Or ask Bernie Sanders about that time Civil Rights hero and Democratic Representative John Lewis said that Bernie never went to any protests he was at.

Or ask President Nixon what it was like to resign over a third rate burglary he had knowledge of which preceded the biggest landslide election in American history.

Or ask her husband why his entire second term in office was consumed with talks of blowjobs instead of policy.


Then Dianne goes and and on about how former New York Times editor Jill Abramson concluded after decades of covering the Clintons that Hillary is “fundamentally honest and trustworthy.” 

Seriously Dianne? Seriously? Come on, you’re smarter than that. Please, make this a little more challenging for Turtleboy. Everyone with a brain knows that the NYT is in the bag for Hillary. That’s common knowledge. Jill Abrahamson is also left wing and she’s also female. She has every reason in the world to want Hillary Clinton to be President of the United States. But please, tell me more about how her conclusion is at all relevant to anything. This is like Spanky McFarlane quoting Old Balls.

Look, I don’t know Hillary personally, but I know she’s a liar. Because they’re all liars. You have to lie and cheat to get to where she is today. I’d describe her as successful, cunning, and manipulative, but only a complete moron would call her honest. Come on now.

Anyway, Dianne says that Hillary is judged more harshly because men suggest that she comes across as “shrill and angry” and say she should smile more. HAHHAHAHHA. Ummmm, newsflash Dianne – this is what they say about EVERY politician who comes across as shrill and angry. Ya know why Obama and Bill Clinton won? Because they seemed optimistic about America. Everything was sunshine and roses with those guys, despite the criticism they received in the press. Ya know why they came across this way? Because their team of handlers told them to smile more.

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It’s just become this new feministo (remember, feministo is different from feminist, Turtleboy is a feminist) thing where telling a woman to smile is somehow sexist now. I swear to God, a couple weeks ago a male political commentator suggested she smile more to improve her image and then this happened:

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Sexist pig!!! Wait….what? Ummm, pretty sure ANY candidate who never smiles and comes across as a conniving liar would be told to smile more too.

Anyway, we just thought Dianne Williamson was above this, but it looks like we were wrong. Turtleboy believes in full gender equality, and that means treat women like you would men. If a male candidate is encouraged to come across as likeable and honest, then a female candidate should too. But instead, Dianne is choosing to play the “gender card” because it’s easier to do that than it is to face the fact that Hillary Clinton is a miserable human being and we all generally assume she’s a liar.



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20 Comment(s)
  • Nanny
    March 30, 2016 at 10:57 am

    These 2.5 year campaign cycles are tedious. What more can be said about the candidates? It’s all clickbait at this point. The GOP is a circus and the Dems are squawking about how to redistribute other people’s money.

    If this were something I had on DVR I’d FF all the way to November 9, 2016.

    I’m voting my conscience. Gov Gary Johnson gets my vote.

  • BobnMic
    March 30, 2016 at 4:52 am

    The old sayings that kindness can be perceived as weakness is alive and well today. This is how we are viewed with Radical Islamic Terrorists. They think they can just shit all over us and we will not respond because we are too nice and politically correct. Seriously? I mean come on leaders? The following statement is so true but is from a criminal that I do not endorse:

    “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.”

    Al Capone.

  • Whyd you drop out?
    March 30, 2016 at 12:02 am

    Honestly out of the first Dem debate, the candidate I’d vote for would have been Jim Webb. I’m very tempted to not vote in the general elections at all

  • Publius
    March 29, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    Disagree witb Obama obviously racist , disagree witb Clinton obviously sexist. Ya we got it. Yawn.

  • RSoxGuy
    March 29, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    LOL at Salon. They reported on a fake twitter account as being legit, quoted it and then went on a bashfest slamming conservatives and white people in general during the Bundy Pt2 escapade.

    Mother Jones, Slate, Salon, MoveOn all of them, blogs that Libtards use as proof and evidence as if these sites arent just blogs written by extremely left wing progressive retards, but as legit news sources.

    I cant wait for President Trump. All of Libtardia will be burnt to the ground.

  • Wabbitt
    March 29, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    Hillary never ceases to amaze me. I always figured Bill was the biggest liar in that family.

    Seriously, she should be thankful people aren’t still asking her about Vince Foster.

  • Reddog
    March 29, 2016 at 3:08 pm

    Monica smiles a lot.

  • Steven Stover
    March 29, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    That explains the crappy boy haircut.

  • MAGA
    March 29, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    I’d like to point out that Hillary says there won’t be any more debates unless Bernie acts nicer.

    A presidential candidate can’t handle an ancient socialist who’s been embarrassingly soft on her.

    But clearly criticizing this means I’m sexist and have to check my privilege!

  • BobnMic
    March 29, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    I was always on the fence with Dianne Williamson. Sometimes she hits it out of the park. But if it has any type of criticism about a woman or women. She gets batshit crazy. She loses all objectivity and rationale. Could it be because of her personal lifestyle? Is she really that much of a man hater? So it seems when she comes out with shit like this.

    Hey I am a feminist big time. Mrs. BobnMic works in an upper management position in her career and she gets some shit from men time to time just because she is a woman. When she tells me these things I get so fucking pissed off I want to confront these losers and re-arrange their jaws. But I will not for several reasons not to mention her job. Plus Mrs. BobnMic is no wimp. She got this.

    But Dianne really. So what you’re a lesbian. Nobody cares. It’s 2016 for God sake but don’t let that be a catalyst toward opinions in your columns. It’s so easy to pick out and it makes you look very stupid.

    • Diamond Merchant
      March 29, 2016 at 1:35 pm

      Cool story.

  • T & G Columnist = Self-Important Asshole
    March 29, 2016 at 11:43 am

    Dianne Williamson is just as much the decisive sewer rat that Spanky and Old Balls are. If something doesn’t fit neatly within her drunken, feministo, lesbian schema, she screams sexism or homophobia. She’s every much a piece of shit as her colleges, they all use the keyboard to further their misguided personal agendas.
    While dating her Hebert’s Candies sweetheart, she cost the taxpaying residents of Shrewsbury thousands of dollars calling the police to break-up their drunken, domestic brawls.
    So, not unlike Spanky and Old Balls, Dianne Williamson is a hollow shell of a human being.

  • Mediocrity
    March 29, 2016 at 11:38 am

    She is not being judged more harshly because she’s a woman.
    It’s because she’s a major fuck-up and a liar.

    Bernie is living in unicorn land dreaming up some unreachable, socialist utopia (with no way to pay for it) — trying to cater to the gullible lemmings and spoiled, idiotic college crowd.

    Sex scandals are so old school/last century. Nobody cares about who screws who anymore. They just get a bad case of chlamydia or herpes and MAYBE learn something. If the Bill Clinton “scandal” happened today, nobody would give a shit. They’d just laugh about it for a week via twitter and get over it.

    And then there’s Trump, who is brash and doesn’t give to craps about what people think about him or his views.

    We are so incredibly foked. No wonder people are renouncing their citizenship in record numbers.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    March 29, 2016 at 11:32 am

    Is this any surprise? The left has no other argument than to play the race or gender card. Basically, instead of engaging their brains, they blindly spew out racist or bigot or sexist for everything. It’s easier that way and the media gobbles it up like a starving hooker at a bukkake party. (sorry for the crude reference, but I absolutely despise the media)

    Yesterday Obama was the most criticized because he’s african american. Today it’s shillary because she’s a woman. Tomorrow, it will be back to Obama. Personally, I don’t give a rats arse what color or gender the candidate/president is. They just need to be up to the task. Period.

    But whatever fits the agenda, right???

  • Andres
    March 29, 2016 at 11:17 am

    I wonder if the ‘smile’ thing being sexist has anything to do with ‘Jessica Jones’.

  • Steven Stover
    March 29, 2016 at 11:02 am

    The T&G needs to replace Diane with a young hot chick. She is looking like Madeline Albright lately. I want sexy.

    • Diamond Merchant
      March 29, 2016 at 1:34 pm

      You’d rather vapid over something that you need to at least digest?

  • JoeMomma
    March 29, 2016 at 10:57 am

    Hillary’s not smiling because she knows she’s going to jail.

  • Jake from State Farm
    March 29, 2016 at 10:42 am

    Dianne’s column was truly embarrassing today. There’s nothing more I can say. Talk about partisan drivel.

  • Ghost
    March 29, 2016 at 10:36 am

    Hillary has blood on her hands.

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