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Hate Note 10 Year Old Muslim Girl Found At Framingham Elementary School Couldn’t Have Happened On Monday Because There Was No School, Yet Elizabeth Warren And Uncle Jamaal Are Virtue Signaling Anyway

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Senator Elizabeth Warren has chimed in on the alleged hate crime that occurred at Hemenway Elementary School in Framingham, after a 10 year old girl found this note in her cubby on Friday:

Followed by this not in her cubby on Monday:

Yesterday we broke down the multiple ways you could tell those notes were part of the latest viral hate crime hoax series. The inconsistency with the letters and the obvious attempt to make the handwriting look like a child’s while simultaneously using perfect spelling and grammar stood out most. Then there’s the fact that somehow Framingham has a racist 10 year old in their schools that is so cognizant of religion, is aware of the concept of different religions, and this drove them not just to harass a Muslim classmate, but to do it in writing, not once, but TWICE. Fifth grade kids tease each other on the playground. They don’t write anonymous notes and leave them in cubbies. That’s not a thing that happens.

Then there’s the fact that this would be incredibly easy to figure out who the culprit was, especially since the police are involved. Whoever wrote the note would have to be one of her 15-20 classmates, since stray kids can’t just walk into other classrooms undetected. I’m sure there are cameras in the school that could easily see who was in the area during a time when no other students were. At that point you just look at the handwriting of the students, which the teacher is 100% familiar with by November, and you solve this thing in 20 minutes tops. Never mind the fact that kids this age talk a lot and crumble under pressure easily, so it would be almost impossible for this to remain a secret.

Unless of course it’s a hoax.

Which it is.


But perhaps the most obvious way to prove this was a hoax was something that completely went over our heads until a turtle rider messaged us about it. Remember when the uncle (who for whatever reason is the official spokesperson for the family) claimed it occurred:

“Schools Superintendent Robert Tremblay said the first letter was found on Friday and the second on Monday.”

What day was Monday? Let’s check the FPS calendar:

Oh right – it was Veteran’s Day, and there was no school. So this girl could not possibly have found the note on Monday. How this slipped by not only us, but literally millions of other people who have read this story, is unbelievable. It just shows you what can happen when emotion is allowed to drive the story. Facts don’t matter, and no one bothers looking into anything.

Here’s what Pocahontas had to say:

This is so inappropriate for so many reasons, but it’s classic Pocahontas. She has absolutely no idea if this actually happened. A quick examination of the facts and evidence proves it was UNDISPUTEDLY a hoax.

But yet here she is, spreading misinformation for political gain. That’s all this is. This is her pretending that racism and Islamophobia are so prevalent in our society that a 5th grader would pull off a stunt like this and not get caught. The SPLC will add this to their list of “documented” hate crimes, put it in a graph, and make the claim that hate crimes are on the rise in the era of Trump. Every media outlet that ran with this story ended their coverage by mentioning the rise of hate crimes. When she runs against him for President she will use stuff like this to present herself as the bulwark against racism. Because without racism being the biggest problem in America, she has very little to run on due to the healthy economy.

Hillary did the same thing in 2016 when three black women at SUNY Albany claimed that a group of 10-12 white male students attacked them and called them racial slurs on a bus. Hillary tweeted this:

As you can see, the link in her tweet no longer works, because it was a link to the initial story that has since been taken down. That’s because it turned out the three women made the whole thing up and were charged criminally as a result. Yet Hillary’s tweet is still up because the lie is way more politically convenient for these frauds than the truth is. They WANT racism to be everywhere, because in actuality the left would have little reason to exist were it not for racism. Democrats tend to be some of the biggest racists in our society today.

So who did it? Well, Uncle Jamaal is acting pretty suspicious. Yesterday he called a press conference for some reason.

Clarence asked Uncle Jamaal on his Facebook page if the girl discovered the notes and whether or not they were turned into the teacher. His answer gave him up as a liar:

If the note was found on Monday then it could not possibly have been given to the teacher on Monday, since teachers don’t work on Veteran’s Day. Lie about one thing, lie about everything. Keep in mind, whoever this girl’s teacher is has not confirmed that the girl turned the note into the teacher either. For all we know Uncle Jamaal pulled these out of his ass, alerted the school district, and the rest took care of itself. Meanwhile the poor girl is probably petrified because she thinks someone in her school wants to kill her now, and all so Uncle Jamaal could virtue signal and hold a press conference while Elizabeth Warren got some material to campaign on for 2020.

I sincerely hope the Framingham Police fully investigate this until they find out who did it. I hope they leave no rock unturned and when this is proven to be fake the party that is responsible should have to repay the taxpayers for the time and resources wasted on this nonsense.

23 Comment(s)
  • Joel McTroll
    November 16, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    I have a suttle observation that shouldn’t be overlooked. The articles picture of a calendar in November with the days off colored in. Most people probably overlooked it. Turtle boy has amazing attention to detail and it’s a nice touch that deserves credit

  • Hey Uncle Jamaal,
    November 16, 2018 at 3:16 am

    You and all the other victimhood crew got some ‘splainin’ to do.
    Aloha Snackbar, you twats.

  • Liz warren
    November 15, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Did everyone notice I said “ let me be clear”? Doesn’t it make me sound presidential?

    • Chief Running Bunches
      November 15, 2018 at 11:58 pm

      The only thing presidential about Fauxcahontas is that she looks like Woodrow Wilson.

      • Woodrow Wilson, Father of American Progressivism
        November 16, 2018 at 11:21 am

        Well, in my day, I definitely had some issues with negroes and Hebrews. But that League of Nations, eh? That was a rum toddy of an idea.

    • Jukebox Bull Hubbard
      November 18, 2018 at 9:31 am

      i thought you said, “Lesbian ear…”

  • Solar Warden Truth
    November 15, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    Once the world finds out about our missing 20 trillion into our secret space programs.  Moon and mars bases exist now.   Draco’s aliens killing 15k Canadian marines under Antarctica etc.    

    These stories of corruption and lies won’t mean a thing. 

    Rip William tompkins 

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      November 16, 2018 at 10:41 am

      What about chemtrails??

    • Insane Person
      November 16, 2018 at 11:22 am

      Tell me more, oh great sage! I want to learn.

  • Clock Boy
    November 15, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    Elizabeth Warren is a sword of Allah. She wasnt this upset by the Boston Marathon because you know infidels and such.

  • Sam
    November 15, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    Why is Elizabeth Warren participating in hate speech? In her tweet she said “We will fight bigotry and hate so that every little girl feels safe & accepted.”
    What about little boys? What about little transgenders? What about little non-binarys? What about little gays & homosexuals and queers?
    Why is Elizabeth so divisive? Elizabeth Warren should include all little children regardless of gender. Where is Apple Dad and why isn’t he calling her out on this?

  • Clue Master
    November 15, 2018 at 7:36 pm

    I think it was Colonel Mustard in the library with an IED

  • Infidel And Proud
    November 15, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    All bullshit
    The news all bullshit
    Massachusetts politicians all bullshit
    Teachers unions all bullshit
    You see what I’m saying

  • I’m not saying it was aliens
    November 15, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    So she gave it to her teacher who then gave it back to her to bring home and photograph for a Facebook post? Sounds like protocol to me

    • bigdaddy
      Kevin Cullen
      November 15, 2018 at 9:29 pm

      Sounds believible to me

  • Massachusetts General Laws, Part IV, Title I, Chapter 269, Section 13A
    November 15, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    Whoever intentionally and knowingly makes or causes to be made a false report of a crime to police officers shall be punished by a fine of not less than one hundred nor more than five hundred dollars or by imprisonment in a jail or house of correction for not more than one year, or both.

  • G Gordon
    November 15, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Everyday there is a new story about racism and how awful this country is. It just isn’t reality. I can’t understand why since 2016 these crazy people can’t let it go. I suffered for 8 years under Obama watching him chip away at our country and didn’t have a temper tantrum or hurt anyone.
    Time to grow up and get jobs and be productive for you and your families. What’s going to happen when Trump gets re-elected? Spontaneous combustion?

    • Bath House Barry
      November 15, 2018 at 5:44 pm

      Don’t forget that I made the cops look like villains. Only a black man could do that. Or would.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Hobo Jim
        November 15, 2018 at 11:15 pm

        Hey Barry, how’s Larry Sinclair doing?

    • Lola Bunny
      November 16, 2018 at 11:53 am

      It is reality though. The fact remains someone wrote those notes and thought it was a good idea. If it turns out it was the uncle then he is a hater. Right hates left, left hates right. It’s insanity. People are so rude. This country is a fucking mess. Well, “I don’t know what’s gonna happen, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames” JM

  • Don Lemon, CNN
    November 15, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    White men are the biggest terrorists in America.

    • Don Lemon’s white boyfriend
      November 15, 2018 at 6:59 pm

      I let don stick a pool ball in my ass and if he doesn’t pay for my shopping trips for the next month, I will shoot the pool ball out my my ass right into his face with incredible homosexual velocity. He only learned once. Now he gives me free use of his Amex. He is my power bottom.

    • Randall Gay
      November 16, 2018 at 11:24 am

      Finally, a comrade in the TB comments section. My nipples are fully engorged.

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