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Haverhill Hog Jockey Starts GoFundMe With Tall Tale About Being Conned Out Of Patriots Tickets For Fiance On eBay, Story Unravels The More She Opens Her Piehole 

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Haverhill.

This is what we’re dealing with here.

This twastsicle has nicer things than I do, no kids, and still wants me to pay her for her own alleged stupidity. Hard pass fam.

And what in tarnation does this dog have to do with anything?

I guess when you don’t crotch fruits to elicit sympathy for your GoFundMe scam, you have to use your dog.

So let me get this straight. She bought Patriots tickets on eBay, spoke with an eBay representative through their online support, who told her that she was buying from a trusted seller, was promised a refund by eBay if not, and she took pics of this conversation to prove it. Then it turned out to be a scam and she has no recourse whatsoever and is panhandling on GoFundMe instead.

Sounds legit.

Of course if you really purchased something on eBay they’re such a large company that they can afford to offer money back guarantees. If what she is alleging is true, that she got scammed by some eBay pirate, this is an easy fix.

Yet in the same breath she’s saying that she has since spoken on the phone with someone from eBay (for 2 hours nonetheless), and they said there was nothing they could do about it. Except their policy says the exact opposite.

It’s almost as if none of this is true.

But even if it was true, how is this Haverhill 411’s problem? Why would you expect strangers to recoup the money you lost because you’re a vapid poon brain?

Nevertheless she did raise $300 before conveniently shutting down the GoFundMe as soon as the questions started getting tough:

Wait…..what? You didn’t use your credit or debit card to purchase on eBay? These are the only options for purchasing stuff on eBay:

PayPal and credit cards. Both of which are extremely easy to cancel purchases for. If PayPal knows that the person you sent money to never provided the service that you paid for then they can take actions to get your money back and shut down the other person’s account. PayPal also requires accounts to be attached to real bank accounts, with real names, so you’d be able to find out who your money went to pretty easily.

But wait, it gets better. According to her, eBay told her that a “separate screen popped up and pretended to be eBay for the transaction.”

Whatever that means.

Where are the pictures by the way? Seems like that would be a pretty important thing to show, so that people can see exactly how you got conned by a guy who created a website that looked just like eBay, and somehow managed to get it to pop up on your computer, offering the exact thing you wanted to purchase.

This was the only accurate thing she said in the GFM:

“I want to remind people that there are scammers EVERYWHERE this time of year.”

Yes, there are. And they look like this.

39 Comment(s)
  • Whensilencefails
    December 6, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    I’m not sure what the problem is here. It isn’t like she is asking for that much money. My son was scammed. He bought meet and greet tickets for Russ and eBay wouldn’t pay him back because Russ felt bad for him for getting scammed and let him in anyway.  It happens all time. 

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    December 6, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    Living in Massachusetts where the average woman is 250 pounds, at least I give her credit for being slender. Probably won’t last but you gotta give her credit for that.

    I’d consider it if I could use a fake name and never, ever have to set foot in Haverhill again.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    December 6, 2018 at 11:28 am

    Pretty much the only place that sells legit tickets is NFL.com.

  • Kareem Huntt
    December 6, 2018 at 10:21 am

    Dont tell anyone but I am a phsical male prostitute and she paid me $300 to rough her up a bit. I whacked her face if you know what I mean.

  • z
    December 6, 2018 at 10:15 am

    2013 Patch.Com
    2:09 a.m.: Alicia Mambro, 20, of Haverhill, Mass., was charged with driving or operating under the influence of drugs or liquor following a traffic stop near the intersection of Route 101 and Landing Road.

    • z
      December 6, 2018 at 10:17 am

      MONDAY, MARCH 5 2013

      Alicia Mambro, 25, 7 Lovejoy St., disturbing the peace, 7 Lovejoy St., 1:42 a.m. Lovejoy St., 1:42 a.m.

  • z
    December 6, 2018 at 10:13 am

    MyLife.Com

    Alicia Mambro is 26 years old and was born on 11/19/1992. Currently, she lives in Haverhill, MA. Sometimes Alicia goes by various nicknames including Alicia Paige Mambro and Alicia Page Mambro. Her ethnicity is Hispanic American, and religious views are listed as Christian. Alicia is now single. She has a reported annual income of $70,000 – $79,999 and a current net worth value of $25,000 – $49,999.

    Who knows how accurate that is.

  • Donation is a crooked country
    December 6, 2018 at 9:17 am

    How dumb does somebody need to be to think this dizzy broad’s “plight” was worthy enough to money? Just goes to show the stupidity of the general population. GoFundMe is just like an ATM machine that anyone with 10 minutes and zero dignity can withdraw from. I am creating an account asking for donations to help me buy moistened wipes for my explosive diarrhea. Guarantee I make at least $20 from it.

  • Pants on fire
    December 6, 2018 at 6:16 am

    That’s why when you buy anything on EBay you use PayPal so your protected. And if this chick actually spoke to eBay before making the so called purchase they would have told her that. So this story reeks of bullshit

  • Unbelievable.
    December 5, 2018 at 11:41 pm

    I’m sorry but this is worse than all the usual shitbags who use gofundme or fb yard sale groups to scam people. She’s trying to raise money so her grown ass fiancé is happy on christmas morning? At least other people are asking for things so a child can have a good Christmas. Dumb bitch, if you’re reading this… donate that money you raised to a family with small children because nobody gives a fuck if a grown man has a disappointing Christmas. Especially since it’s a complete bull shit story. How do you buy things online without a credit/debit card or PayPal??

  • Gabe Ascher
    December 5, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    She appears to be halfway normal; no ugly tats, nose ring, or cotton candy hair color. So, why then is she acting like such a dirt bag bullshitting degenerate scam artist? Smarten up, you lunkhead!

    • LadyX
      December 6, 2018 at 6:30 am

      Don’t judge a book by its cover, this bitch is a walking train wreck. She is a drunk and will open her legs to just about anyone. She has no class, but OUI’s

    • Jerry Butler
      December 6, 2018 at 10:18 am

      You are so wrong: check out her Instagram.
      Upper arm sleeve tat, more dog-face filter shots than I can count and a shit ton of pictures drinking, talking about drinking, etc.
      She is a FULL BLOWN RATCHET.

  • Tuuka Rask
    December 5, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    Id raw dog her but made sure she swallowed the plan b cocktail after. I don’t need no puckslut getting a hold of my 8milly/season

  • Pinocchio ‘s Pole
    December 5, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    Wood!

  • WeAreFukd
    December 5, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    Wow. Hot & crazy. That’s rare in a nice young lady.

  • M
    December 5, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    Obviously she has no clue how Ebay works. I have bought something from there before and it turned out to be a completely different item than advertised, a cheap Chinese knock-off using a real picture, and eBay gave me my money back and I got to keep the item (not that I wanted it, it ended up in the trash.)

  • The Mayor
    December 5, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    She was arrested for disorderly conduct back in March , she had a DUI when she was 20. Her dad is a pos that beat down a random guy and just got two years in Walpole. Oh, let’s not forget about her new Hampshire plates even though she lives in Haverhill.

  • Rochambeau
    December 5, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    OMG. She’s so pretty unemployable, now.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 5, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Looks like a normal girl, just tossing out a mindless GFM scam without even thinking through her lie. Attaching her name to it so everyone can see it. Forgetting that the internet is forever. No shame at all.

  • StupidBruinsFans
    December 5, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    Dumbass Bruins fan. She’s part of the lowest IQ collective on the planet. “Ahhhh, dem Bruins is awesome, dem ahh. Dem Bruins ain’t nevuh been bettuh den when Neely was beatin’ dem guys wid his stick.”

    • Ross Brooks
      December 5, 2018 at 6:09 pm

      Watch it. I used to play for the broons. Don’t degrade our fans like that.

    • Cleon Daskalaskis
      December 5, 2018 at 7:18 pm

      You must be a Whalers fan. How’d that work out for you? Lol.

  • McGruff
    December 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    I call BS on her.
    Even if she ends up getting tickets how will it be a big surprise to her boyfriend after she plasters it all over social media.

    I feel bad for the sad looking heterochromia dog, he’s got his own issues. He shouldn’t have got dragged into her swanky Gofundme scam.

  • Stunt Penis
    December 5, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    Definitely wood. In terms of rachet beauty, this woman is a goddess.

  • ElJefe72
    December 5, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    I swear that TBS has had a story about this woman before. She looks very familiar. Then again, all ratchets start looking the same after a while.

  • Milf Assessor
    December 5, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    She’s going to make some guy very miserable some day

  • Ross Brooks
    December 5, 2018 at 3:09 pm

    Jesus Christ sweety you gotta have a better story than that if you wanna get the money. Contact didi for advice, she like wypipo. All else fails I can think of a few ways to earn a few bucks…… Christ these people are dumber than dirt.

    • Pete Peeters
      December 5, 2018 at 7:09 pm

      Definitely wood.

  • Bush Booger
    December 5, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    If she would like … I would make a deposit to her account, she can just let me in the back door

  • Bill Clinton
    December 5, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    I’ll throw her a few bucks if I can paste her face with my special sauce

    • Vic1
      December 5, 2018 at 7:01 pm

      I was thinking the same thing. In for $20 bucks to feed her a diet of man protein

  • Bongo Drum
    December 5, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    More holes than the Titanic. Pay Pal or any card will get you the money back, Ebay guarantees it. Nobody at Ebay has time to talk for 2 hours about hogwash. They deal with it everyday and can direct you almost immediately to where you need to be. IF this happened at all, her boyfriend probably beat her home, took the tickets and sold them for some instant gratification. The world is full of these douche canoes…

    • Captain Trips
      December 5, 2018 at 3:05 pm

      Agreed. I’ve bought and sold extensively on eBay over the years. They don’t leave you hanging like that. I’ve always gotten my money back either through them or Paypal. Her story is just that, a story.

  • Randall Guy Impersonator
    December 5, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    White people…amIrite?

  • Y
    December 5, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    Would NOT give her money, but would give her the wood.

  • Maudes Twin?
    December 5, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Wood.
    It must be the Russians. Or Aliens? The scammers went through all that trouble to get her $300 that she magically paid with no sort of record of it. Call the FBI. The world might ending. Please just come out and admit you made the whole thing up and return the money that you conned people out of before this is viral.

    • z
      December 5, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      This would be international news if true.
      “Scammers able to redirect Ebay payment screens to their own by hacking into Ebay servers”.

      Yeah I can see someone doing that for a fucking $300.
      Hackers steal information. Social engineering to targeted people to give up their user id and password. But, even then you steal info.

      I’ve never heard of a hacker redirecting web pages from INSIDE a companies database of web pages. Might be true for international espionage run by governments but not some clown who’s going to do all that for $300.

  • Matt
    December 5, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    “Why would you expect strangers to recoup the money you lost because you’re a vapid poon brain?”

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