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Haverhill Humpy Pumpy Shames Guy She Claims Gave Her Herpes On Viral Facebook Post, Includes Negative Herpes Test And Medication Not Used For Herpes As Evidence 


This is Olivia Rodrigues from Haverhill.

Yesterday she caught our attention after alleging on Facebook that a guy she just started seeing gave her herpes, and she wanted to let the world know about it.

Here’s an idea – if you don’t wanna get STDs then don’t raw dog it with guys you barely know. Especially if you live in Haverhill. Anywhere in between Lawrence and Hampton Beach is the herpes expressway. Just because you’re Facebook official doesn’t mean you got herpes immunity.

Sorry, I just can’t feel bad for someone like this. What if he didn’t know he had it? Is he a victim too because someone gave it to him?

Also, announcing to the world that you are a disease infested side chick probably isn’t the look you should be going for. Just sayin.

The post has been shared many times and she’s getting all they sympathy in the world.

There’s just a couple problems. See the medicine she posted?

I’m not a doctor, but according to the Internet machine ic doxycycline hyclate isn’t used to treat herpes.

It’s used to treat bacterial infections.

And those test results?

It says she’s 0.91 positive, and 1.09 negative. I have no idea what that means, but neither does anyone else sharing it. According to people who seem to know what they’re talking about this doesn’t mean she has herpes though.

Some suggested that she should probably close her legs if she doesn’t wanna get herpes, but she credited herself with speaking up.

She’s a real hero. A victim. She’s also someone who would take the shirt off her back for a perfect stranger.

Dear, that’s why your ass might’ve gotten herpes in the first place. Please keep your clothes on around strangers.

Other disease infested hood bunnies chimed in with their support, and Olivia told them she had lawyers on the case.

Not Attorney Richard N. Vulva though. He’s the reason STD’s are spreading in the first place.


I have no idea if Leon has herpes, nor do I care. He took all his social media down after this post about him went viral. But his fam is now chiming in in his defense on Olivia’s post, accusing her of sleeping around on him.


This is all so Haverhill it hurts.

The bottom line is that getting herpes doesn’t make you a victim, and I certainly don’t feel bad for you because you didn’t feel like wrapping it up with a guy you just met a few weeks ago. If he has it that means someone gave it to him, so is he a victim too? Nope. The only victims here are her children, who will now have to read about that time Mom tried and failed to publicly prove on Facebook that some guy she just made gave her a venereal disease.


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47 Comment(s)
  • Inflamed Anus
    Flaco from Warwick
    March 25, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    Hey baby you’re all used up in Haverhill, the entire north shore for that matter. But Come on down to Warwick, RI, with only the 1 STD your a prized bitch down here. Hit me up, I gotta a lowered Honda Civic, mini bike, section 8 voucher, and a tear tattoo, your pussy wet yet?

  • HSV1/2 PCR Qual
    March 20, 2021 at 6:01 pm

    1) PCR tests are most useful for detecting herpes, rather than antibodies. Just like covid, you want to test for the virus and not the immune response. They used the wrong test because Insurance or access.

    2) Valaciclovir is specifically prescribed for herpes. It’s the bottle on the right.

    Signed, a virologiat.

  • Herpetologist
    March 19, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    Truvada (PrEP) will also cover the Herps. It’s $1200 / mo. Every other guy on Grindr or Manhunt is on PrEP and proudly and publicly states it on their profiles. If you want to understand why basic health insurance is so expensive, consider all of the otherwise healthy, young people who are getting PrEP dispensed for a $20/month copay. The other $1180.00/mo is coming from your premiums, so that you can finance their snake chasing hobby.

  • Mike Giannetti
    March 19, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Tell her if she gets 10,000 views on Facebook that the herpes will go away forever.

  • Samuel Adams
    March 19, 2021 at 9:18 am

    Remember when STDs were something to hide and keep personal? Now it’s something you blather on about on social media. These liberals have destroyed this country. Waiting bestiality, pedophilia, and cannibalism to become legal for the final blow.

    Let’s take this country, back people. Why are we letting this happen?

  • FedUp
    March 19, 2021 at 8:20 am

    The grammar, spelling, and usage is unbearable in these hoodrat posts. How about a little more time in the books, gaining literacy, and a little less time with your rump in the air? Can’t catch herpes by reading.

    • FedUp
      March 19, 2021 at 8:28 am

      And notice I said nothing of punctuation…because there isn’t any to speak of. They wear being illiterate as some sort of badge of honor. Wtf.

    • Haverhill Landlord
      Haverhill Landlord
      March 19, 2021 at 12:28 pm

      All the little moronic hoodrats who suppressed the MCAS scores have graduated and become (chronological) adults. By accomodating and making excuses for these fucktards when they were in school the Massachusetts Department of Education has deliberately inflicted illiteracy and innumeracy upon the rest of us, making the general public suffer and lowering standards across all aspects of life.

      Combine a lousy education with the extremely high levels of ego and self-worth these idiots have after years of participation trophies, scoreless soccer games, and being praised as gods among men for achieving basic standards (such as showing up on time, not becoming pregnant before age 17, or not getting addicted to drugs), and you’ve got a recipe for societal disaster.

      Their children are going to be even worse.

  • Ugh....
    March 19, 2021 at 6:19 am

    Both tests are negative. She may have been given the meds as a prophylaxis due to exposure to an STD. Besides that, remember the good old days when you didn’t air your dirty laundry all over town ? Good God

  • Poor Smokey
    March 19, 2021 at 6:13 am

    By this point everyone that knows Smokey is aware of him being accused of spreading the plex

    That alone makes this fucking brilliant!

  • Syphilis Boy
    March 19, 2021 at 5:16 am

    Ok, so I guess I’ll say it since Aidan doesn’t know. You actually CAN get herpes even if you use a condom. So, she probably did raw dog him but I dont want any of you geniuses having false confidence in covering your pork sword and assume you’re a-ok. I should know I use condoms and it’s like angry bubble wrap down there.

    • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
      March 19, 2021 at 8:32 am


  • More whites on city council please
    March 19, 2021 at 4:53 am

    No self respecting white man would ever want that bitch after she had jungle fever . Love knows no color , but society judges. She should just be thankful she didn’t have his child . Interracial marriage and relationships contribute to the mongrelization. Of the human race . The white man will soon be the minority in America. Friends don’t let friends sisters date brothers . If you see a black male with a white women for goodness sake throw him a basketball to distract him while the girl gets away . . .

  • Judge dread
    March 19, 2021 at 12:57 am

    She is banging a guy who is wearing a Chicago Bulls shirt. Of course she got the H. What a hooker.

    She tries to play herself off as a hot 20 something on FB but oh no, she will give u a sex disease.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    March 19, 2021 at 12:14 am

    Fortunately my tax dollars pay for her government-funded free health care, so I’m sure she’ll be fine.

    Me? Not so much, I think I caught an STD just from her photo.

    It’s people like this chick who have ruined the fine city of Haverhill. We used to be a proud city of white trash who loved to drink too much and fight. Now we’re suffering from a brown-out.

  • Sir Jinx
    March 18, 2021 at 9:41 pm

    Burn coal, pay the toll.

  • The Canadian Devil
    March 18, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    Neck tattoos + chinstrap=Guilty of something.

  • capone181
    Barney Frank
    March 18, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    I hope he had a mask on when he gave it to you.

  • Deport her!
    March 18, 2021 at 3:53 pm

    Alexandria Ocasio Wartez

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    March 18, 2021 at 3:20 pm

    OK OK. Now I KNOW this is all fake!! It’s just not scientifically nor mathematically possible to have that many dumb fucking idiots in such close proximity. We’re talking the same odds of hitting Powerball once a week for a year.

    • Haverhill Landlord
      Haverhill Landlord
      March 19, 2021 at 12:16 am

      Clearly you’ve never visited the Merrimack Valley…

  • Neo classical conservative
    March 18, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    Leon Phelps.

    Ladies Man.

    Victims of the Smiling Ass unite!

    Ha ha ha!

  • Neo classical conservative
    March 18, 2021 at 3:00 pm

    Probably someone has violated the melanin enhanced individual’s privacy rights under HIPAA.

    Just sayin. It could be a RICO suit. Be careful unc. Wiretap laws don’t protect those who republish illegally obtained personal private health data.

    Just sayin.


  • KT
    March 18, 2021 at 2:29 pm

    The majority of people have a strain of HSV and do not even know it. She, in fact, could’ve had it for years lying dormant and only now have a breakout.
    On the bright side, her public declaration of herpes infection is a good warning for her potential future hookups!

  • Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
    March 18, 2021 at 2:28 pm

    Sounds like this is God punishing her for being a whore.

  • Speedy Gonzalez
    March 18, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    Looks like my cousin slowpoke rodrigues forgot to tell her about the pustules on his frito.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      March 18, 2021 at 7:39 pm

      A little ashamed to say that I laughed audibly at this.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    March 18, 2021 at 2:09 pm

    Haverhill is mostly a nice town. Mostly.

  • Sparkey McMurphy
    March 18, 2021 at 1:52 pm

    Those results are clear as day. She tested negative for HSV1. But she tested POSITIVE for HSV2. How is it so many people are having difficult reading that?

    • z
      March 18, 2021 at 2:40 pm

      You need to understand the format of the document.

      There is a row for the test, “HSV-2 IgG Supplemental Test”

      There is a column, “In Range”. The value is “Negative”.

      Below that there is a table, which indicates the meaning of the words “Positive” and “Negative”.

      The form could have been better developed to explain what is going on, but the key point to understand is that “Negative” is the result for the HSV2 test.

  • Disgruntled
    March 18, 2021 at 1:16 pm

    Dont worry about your herpes, gonorrhea or AIDS.. Joe is sending you a nice stimulus check. Meanwhile, I work for a living and not eligible.

    • Aidans noose
      March 18, 2021 at 6:52 pm

      Go whine to a loaded 12 gauge…..

    • Death
      March 19, 2021 at 2:06 pm

      Yea wtf is up with that shit huh?. I did my taxes, got a bill for $1589…while all these pukes are buying fireworks and henny with free money!
      I had to have an additional $60 pulled from my pay checks so hopefully i break even next year…*shakes cup* spare some change? HATE THIS WORLD
      Go kim jun un!

  • Build the Wall
    March 18, 2021 at 1:02 pm


  • observer
    March 18, 2021 at 12:57 pm

    So she has 4 children with two different men, over a 9 year period.
    Obliviously she doesn’t believe in birth control, I’m surprised she didn’t get a STD years ago.

  • Lol okay
    March 18, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    “I’m against internet lynch mobs.”


  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    March 18, 2021 at 12:38 pm

    I’m so glad my hard earned tax dollars don’t go to pay for cum sponges like her.

    It does? They do?

    Fuck. Just fuck.

  • Fauxci the Fake Epidemiologist
    March 18, 2021 at 12:33 pm

    Valcyclovir however IS an antiviral. Looks like her doc prescribed antibiotic too just in case, because if she caught viral VD, a bacterial VD would probably have hitched a ride.

    Has she considered the legal ramifications of outing him like this? It’s entirely possible he didn’t even know he had herpes. You can also transmit HSV just from kissing. Types I and II are almost indiscernible from each other now and are almost equally prevalent in US adults now.

    The sexual revolution was the start of America’s downfall. Thanks, Boomers!

  • Epstein's Mother
    March 18, 2021 at 12:24 pm

    Dear Ms. Rodrigues,
    Please excuse my son Juan from giving you an STD last week.
    Epstein’s Mother

  • Pharmacist Bobo
    March 18, 2021 at 12:24 pm

    The other medication is Valtrex.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 18, 2021 at 12:23 pm

    Obviously a filthy looking brown dude with neck tats is going to have multiple diseases.
    Now go blow your stimulus check at aèropostàl and get the fuck off facebook you dirty cunt

    • Gas cunt
      March 18, 2021 at 5:55 pm

      Fuck neck tats,FTW tats on the forearm are the way to go

  • Hu Fartted
    March 18, 2021 at 12:12 pm

    Just more evidence of why this country is screwed. How much are her monthly welfare checks?

  • Garcia Vega
    March 18, 2021 at 12:05 pm

    I’d bet she had it, didn’t know it, and gave it to him. So now she’s blaming him.

  • Ron Jeremy
    March 18, 2021 at 11:53 am

    So glad I don’t have “wrinkledink”.

  • Ron Jeremy
    March 18, 2021 at 11:51 am

    VD. It’s nothing to CLAP about.

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    March 18, 2021 at 11:46 am

    Just say no to Dominicans, PR’s, Mexicans and all Brownish slugmothers who crawl through the slime to get some while pretending to care for the bastard offspring from the last dirty humpty hump.
    The adage “Lay with dogs awake with fleas” is completely true for shitstains.
    If you want some “con carne”, wash, quarantine, test, and wash again. Or switch to Norwegian snacks or chicks from Iowa.

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