Haverhill Moms Forgot Christmas Is 2 Days Away, Ask Strangers On Facebook To Play Santa Claus Because She Had A Dentist Appointment
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Santa Claus is coming to town in T-minus 48 hours, but the boo-hoo patrol is still out in full force, trying to cash in on the generosity of others in Haverhill…..
She’s got two boys, age 17 and 15, and a girl who’s 12. Now check out her Facebook page. I’m not gonna post any pictures of kids, but as you can see if you click on it, she’s posting pictures of a boy who clearly is neither 17 or 15. Not even close.
Many people asked the obvious question – why are you looking to start your free Christmas shopping two days before Christmas? But the feelings fanatics were out in full force to yell at them every time they tried to do so:
Now all of a sudden Theresa Brown has cancer. She didn’t mention that in the post, and I’m not saying it’s a lie. Just kind of convenient, that’s all.
Nevertheless, anyone who doesn’t immediately question something like this is a complete and utter moron. There’s no other way around it. You live in Haverhill. A city filled to the brim with assholes looking to con you. This woman is randomly asking for three shit two days before Christmas and hasn’t started her shopping yet. Yup, nothing shady about that!!
When someone tried pointing out that she’s far from the first person with personal struggles trying to make ends meet on Christmas, she got annihilated with butthurt:
LOL. Oh no, she’s a teacher!! God forbid we have teachers who believe in self reliance. That would be a terrible example to set for the children!
Gotta love Eunice’s immediate response of “none of your business” too. She’s earned the right though. After all, she did save France from radical Islamic terrorism.
The best part is how none of them have given shit either. They literally just police the comments section to gain the moral high ground on anyone who doesn’t immediately believe a stranger on the Internet.
After that it was ratchet see, ratchet do, as another All-Star Mom who forgot about Christmas put her hat out for a handout too:
So she was gonna provide a Christmas for her children, two of whom are adults, but she had “surgery” on December 22, so that threw everything off. What was the surgery for Jennifer? Must’ve been pretty major to keep you from doing any sort of Christmas shopping?
Yup, they pulled those 7 stragglers hanging on for dear life out of her gums. Sounds legit. Luckily for her Jennifer doesn’t really need any teeth because she only does duck faced selfies anyway:
Sometimes with the dog filter of course:
So yea, if you’re looking to get some gullible morons to donate some free Christmas shit for your kids, tomorrow’s pretty much your last chance to go on a community page and beg for it. Just make sure you have a really good lie, and use your kids whenever possible. Kids at Christmas are the cash cow that just keeps on giving.