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There’s never a shortage of dirtbags that start Go Fund Me pages in order to collect dough from hard working people. Usually they don’t deserve a dime and are either too goddamn lazy to fund their own lifestyles or feign some personal tragedy in order to rake in extra $$. This weeks winner out of the 978 is Beth Maffe:
Beth is a “spiritual being having a human experience” who was involved in a fire that destroyed a multi-unit house on Arlington Street in Haverhill on April 8th. Beth wasted no time in creating her Go Fund Me page on April 10th except there’s just one teeny, tiny problem. Beth was never a legal tenant and had been squatting in one of the apartments when the fire broke out. It was only a matter of time before she was outed by, ya know, ACTUAL tenants who ACTUALLY lost all of their belongings.
Don’t call the police, fire department or Columbia Gas/National Grid or anything! Just roll over and make yourself cozy on that ratty-ass futon mattress on the floor and drift on back to la-la land.. #YOLO
So it only took about 10 days for people to figure out that this chick was claiming to live in the building. She’s already racked up over $600.00 from people who fell for her “poor me” scam. Going through her FB page you can see that the majority of her social media footprint consists of crybaby, vague-book posts.
Like that time she rear-ended someone but it totally wasn’t her fault.:
9 times out of 10 people who are “so done” aren’t and will continue to sob and complain about life when they usually have the tools to figure shit out on their own. Why take personal responsibility when you can throw social media pity parties and have people cater to your woes? Seems like MVTB has been doing this grown-up thing all wrong! In fact, I could sit on my ass, bitching about how terrible I have it, start fundraisers and live the 2017 American dream by being a motivationally stagnant slop-tart. Next on the list? Suing Turtleboy for defamation.
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Oh the irony.
So I did a little FB creeping and figured out that Beth moved back up here from Florida, works as a host/bartender at Yang Ming, has two, married parents and siblings who are actively involved in helping her adult and spends her spare time posting about rave-esque music festivals, hallucinogens and using her illegal ID that says she’s 21…. Because she’s 20. You can check out her Facebook page for yourself. It’s full of plenty of material to make you eye-roll so hard you catch a glimpse of your own cerebellum.
Oh, and don’t forget the obligatory R.I.P. tribute posts to losers who sell drugs but are totally good people. “Crispy” was shot to death by a lunatic over drugs/money/baby-mama drama.
Her odds at success are better than about 81% of 20 year olds. Married parents? A job? A place to live? How devastating.
If you’re wondering how Beth ended up being such a slug, take a look at her moms Facebook page.
At the end of February into the first week of March, Marlene kept posting that her daughter was missing. More likely, Beth was being an inconsiderate pain in the ass and making people worry because she’s a selfish trashmoose.
Beth doesn’t feel the need to check in with her worried mom and deleted her family members on social media but she doesn’t want her dirty laundry being aired on Facebook so her “5,000 friends” don’t see it..
Here’s a tip Marlene: If your adult daughter doesn’t want to hold herself responsible for being a functioning member of society, stop giving her a place to stay and your endless attention. Clearly Beth is a spoiled mutt who knows that she can keep shitting on life and you’ll be following behind her with a pooper-scooper to clean it up. Hell, you’ll even share her GFM page even though she’s spent most of her nights crashing at your place in Plaistow and clearly isn’t homeless.
Who owns the property at 20 Arlington Street?
A family member. That probably explains why she didn’t get the boot when she decided to set up shop in one of the apartments. I wanted to make sure that the other tenants, the members of the surrounding community and my gut instinct weren’t incorrect in pointing the finger and claiming she wasn’t an actual resident so I did an address search of 20 Arlington Street. There were 41 results of current and previous residents who lived there. Was Beth on the list? Mmmmmmnope.
Let’s get this broad’s GFM taken down or, at the very least, make it so unsuspecting people stop donating to a bogus fundraiser. Sorry Beth, you’re gonna have to actually work and earn your money like the rest of us poor bastards. TB gives zero fucks about 20-something slackers who lie about personal tragedies but hopefully one of your friends can give you a ride up to Salem so you can hock your tattoo machine at Loan USA.