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Haverhill Scumbaguette Claims Fire Destroyed Everything She Owns- Starts GFM And Gets Bagged For Being An Illegal Squatter

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There’s never a shortage of dirtbags that start Go Fund Me pages in order to collect dough from hard working people. Usually they don’t deserve a dime and are either too goddamn lazy to fund their own lifestyles or feign some personal tragedy in order to rake in extra $$. This weeks winner out of the 978 is Beth Maffe:




Beth is a “spiritual being having a human experience” who was involved in a fire that destroyed a multi-unit house on Arlington Street in Haverhill on April 8th. Beth wasted no time in creating her Go Fund Me page on April 10th except there’s just one teeny, tiny problem. Beth was never a legal tenant and had been squatting in one of the apartments when the fire broke out. It was only a matter of time before she was outed by, ya know, ACTUAL tenants who ACTUALLY lost all of their belongings.





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Don’t call the police, fire department or Columbia Gas/National Grid or anything! Just roll over and make yourself cozy on that ratty-ass futon mattress on the floor and drift on back to la-la land.. #YOLO


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So it only took about 10 days for people to figure out that this chick was claiming to live in the building. She’s already racked up over $600.00 from people who fell for her “poor me” scam. Going through her FB page you can see that the majority of her social media footprint consists of crybaby, vague-book posts.

Like that time she rear-ended someone but it totally wasn’t her fault.:



9 times out of 10 people who are “so done” aren’t and will continue to sob and complain about life when they usually have the tools to figure shit out on their own. Why take personal responsibility when you can throw social media pity parties and have people cater to your woes? Seems like MVTB has been doing this grown-up thing all wrong!  In fact, I could sit on my ass, bitching about how terrible I have it, start fundraisers and live the 2017 American dream by being a motivationally stagnant slop-tart. Next on the list? Suing Turtleboy for defamation.


AAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Oh the irony.

So I did a little FB creeping and figured out that Beth moved back up here from Florida, works as a host/bartender at Yang Ming, has two, married parents and siblings who are actively involved in helping her adult and spends her spare time posting about rave-esque music festivals, hallucinogens and using her illegal ID that says she’s 21…. Because she’s 20. You can check out her Facebook page for yourself. It’s full of plenty of material to make you eye-roll so hard you catch a glimpse of your own cerebellum.

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Oh, and don’t forget the obligatory R.I.P. tribute posts to losers who sell drugs but are totally good people. “Crispy” was shot to death by a lunatic over drugs/money/baby-mama drama.


Her odds at success are better than about 81% of 20 year olds. Married parents? A job? A place to live? How devastating.

If you’re wondering how Beth ended up being such a slug, take a look at her moms Facebook page.

At the end of February into the first week of March, Marlene kept posting that her daughter was missing. More likely, Beth was being an inconsiderate pain in the ass and making people worry because she’s a selfish trashmoose.





Beth doesn’t feel the need to check in with her worried mom and deleted her family members on social media but she doesn’t want her dirty laundry being aired on Facebook so her “5,000 friends” don’t see it..

Priorities, AMIRITE?

Here’s a tip Marlene: If your adult daughter doesn’t want to hold herself responsible for being a functioning member of society, stop giving her a place to stay and your endless attention. Clearly Beth is a spoiled mutt who knows that she can keep shitting on life and you’ll be following behind her with a pooper-scooper to clean it up. Hell, you’ll even share her GFM page even though she’s spent most of her nights crashing at your place in Plaistow and clearly isn’t homeless.


Who owns the property at 20 Arlington Street?


A family member. That probably explains why she didn’t get the boot when she decided to set up shop in one of the apartments. I wanted to make sure that the other tenants, the members of the surrounding community and my gut instinct weren’t incorrect in pointing the finger and claiming she wasn’t an actual resident so I did an address search of 20 Arlington Street. There were 41 results of current and previous residents who lived there. Was Beth on the list? Mmmmmmnope.

Let’s get this broad’s GFM taken down or, at the very least, make it so unsuspecting people stop donating to a bogus fundraiser. Sorry Beth, you’re gonna have to actually work and earn your money like the rest of us poor bastards. TB gives zero fucks about 20-something slackers who lie about personal tragedies but hopefully one of your friends can give you a ride up to Salem so you can hock your tattoo machine at Loan USA.

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27 Comment(s)
  • April 27, 2017 at 4:20 am


  • myopinion
    April 26, 2017 at 8:07 am

    Seriously if she was squatting there and a family member allowed it she probably did have all her stuff in there and it burned up .. so she was not lying about her address or her stuff .

    in other words thats not fraud at all . Shes freaking 20 still time to clean up ,but this ass of a writer writes where the hell she most likely will have a law suit if she gets harrassed at her job over your writing that

    .. shes squatting and holding down a job.. and MANY that age are into doing some shit be it drinking or whatever ..

    idk I think this writer is a bit of an asshole for posting where her job and again she did not commit fraud ..she did indeed live there . so whatever .

    • debi
      April 26, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      I agree, I do know for a fact Beth was allowd to live in the building, I have been in the apartment her uncle allowed her to live in, and she did have personal belongings there, so maybe…just maybe the writer of this post should get his/her facts straight before publishing something so nasty…its one thing to call someone out for a fake go fund me..if in fact Beth’s fund was fraduland??…frauds should be shut down, but this was entirely unnecessary, you should be ashamed if yourself

      • April 26, 2017 at 6:14 pm

        If Beth would like to submit a current, addressed utility bill or any other proof of LEGAL residency at the time of the fire we urge her to do so. I also “know for a fact” that when friends of mine were looking to rent an apartment in that buiding she was staying there illegally and this was a few years ago. If she has family willing to give her a place to stay and she has a job(s), why does she need money from strangers? I work 3 jobs and still don’t have enough money for everything I want or need. Do I start a GFM too? If those are qualifying conditions then 99% of people would have one. It’s called figuring out life as an adult. She doesn’t have children or pets to care for. She can put her big girls pants on like the rest of us.

        • myopinion
          April 28, 2017 at 1:50 am

          what you posted was not fraud she lived there and lost her stuff to a fire on top she had permission to live there .

          I would think hard on the best way to retract what you wrote about Fraud . regardless if you work 3 jobs or 50 . your emotions does not make something change to fraud.

          Also just because others did not start GFM over whatever struggles that is not HER fault .

          I saw gofundme for trips for school children ..for fires like hers ..for cancer, doctor bills I even saw it for a pageant and.. I suppose you did not bother researching GFM before posting your hate online!

          What can I use GoFundMe for?

          The short answer is: you can use GoFundMe forJUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

          Most people use GoFundMe to raise money for themselves, a loved one, or a friend-in-need during life’s most important moments. This can include anything from medical expenses, education costs, trips & aspirations, volunteer programs, youth sports, funerals & memorials, or animals & pets. GoFundMe can also be used to raise money for your favorite charity. Learn more here.

          We encourage you to check out some recent Success Stories or Take the Tour. You may also review our Terms & Conditions if you’re unsure that the content of your campaign is allowed.

          SO as plainly shown and she did not commit fraud you are WRONG!

          You take a 20 year old and blast her name all over and also let people know where she worked, so you will make it hard for her in the one area you would consider her doing right, working…

          If she gets harassed at her job or looses it over this ,you no doubt will be at the receiving end of court and of many articles with a strong taste of your own medicine.

        • debi
          April 28, 2017 at 2:38 pm

          First of all, I doubt very much you have any “friends” with your bright, shining, happy personality. Secondly, a few years ago Beth lived in a single family house, not in the apartment building in Haverhill. Who are you anyway? Obviously a coward hiding behind the anonymity of the internet to spread your unverified facts in a most disgusting way.
          You are no better than the people you claim are such scumbags. I will be writing to your advertisers letting them know I would never purchase and or use their services until their advertising is withdrawn from your site.
          All – do a google search on Aidan Kearney – apparently the founder of Turtle Boy, oh boy – former high school teacher, with very questionable ethics. Ironic. Interesting reading!

        • debi
          April 28, 2017 at 3:18 pm

          Turtle person – any particular reason you did not publically post the comment I submitted about 15 minutes ago???? Hmmmmmmm…hit a little to close to home….guess you can dish it out but you cant take it…maybe you need to put on your big boy/girl pants

  • ! Giulia
    April 25, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    This douche got $600? I have a you caring to try and help with bells for my dog. He got very sick of Easter and is in the hospital and has had all kinds of procedures done and I’ve been trying so hard to save his life my poor dog again. You think anybody that knows me and knows I would give the shirt off my back would help me I only got $20 and that was from a total stranger. And I can’t believe this trash Heap got $600 🙁

  • Here's a Hot One For Ya'
    April 25, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    I’d give her a Cleveland Steamer, right on the face!

  • The Executioner
    April 25, 2017 at 10:42 am

    I think what she was referring to with “all my shit is gone” is a candle, sleeping bag, and drug paraphernalia, all likely the reason for the blaze to begin with. Kinda a smaller version of the warehouse fire in Worcester but this time no one was killed. Piece of work, this one.

    • The Executioner
      April 25, 2017 at 10:50 am

      Of course she has a pittie, or her bf does. I’m sure it came with a flat-brimmed Bulls hat.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    April 25, 2017 at 9:42 am

    Bethany has potential. She’s not yet a fat slob, hasn’t pumped out bastard kids, and she’s kinda cute. What a waste of woman flesh.

  • I need a drink
    April 25, 2017 at 9:00 am

    “gorilla warfare” lol
    It’s guerilla warfare…..

    • Wtf
      April 25, 2017 at 9:27 am

      Lol. And the people blasting her?

      “TeNNant, Sole, Lieing.”?????

      That isn’t a mistake, that’s not knowing how to spell.

      Spell. Check.

    • Madcow not Rachel
      April 25, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Nuttin but ah blonde cum sponge.

  • azifell99
    April 25, 2017 at 7:44 am

    Betny what a fuppasloth whore you are

  • April 25, 2017 at 6:25 am

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  • Cum dumper
    April 25, 2017 at 3:39 am

    Id stick it in her pooper

  • WTF
    April 24, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    Can anyone spell anymore?

    Dear God…even the ones calling out this loser are illiterate.

  • Princeza Groupie
    April 24, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Become a stripper the money is out-there. The Magic Lantern in Palmer, is a great place to start.

  • Alice Wondering
    April 24, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Is there a way for those who already donated to get refunded? That is LOW!!
    At her age I was working my ass real jobs NOT at ripping people off!!

  • Lisa
    April 24, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    has anyone reported her to gofundme?

    • Jojo
      April 25, 2017 at 7:02 am

      Yea…. yet her campaign is still there… thats why i think the legal tenants need to report this/her to police then police contact gofundme and shut her down.

  • suckmyd
    April 24, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Massachusetts is filled with garbage, who think they are scholars. Ii cant wait to move out. Even look at the comments of the losers who use facebook, sole = soul. This country is a joke and I cant wait to move. I hope you all eat each other.

  • Me here
    April 24, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Such a drug induced Whore. I wish nothing but horror upon her.

    • D
      April 25, 2017 at 6:04 pm

      A lot of this isn’t true And whoever runs this site is very uneducated and ridiculous! To bash her mother too who had nothing to do with it is crazy. Get all the info before spreading all this everywhere. This is how suicide happens!

      • myopinion
        April 26, 2017 at 8:09 am

        I agree this person that wrote it is a dirtbag! and giving out her work address ..if she gets harrassed im unsure but I think she can sue this doosh..

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