This is Mark Scott from Westfield.
If overdue child support had a face.
And as you can see from the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat with the sticker still on it, he was BORN to be on Turtleboy.
Bone Slugs in Harmony here has been stocking up on Lysol and toilet paper, which he’s selling for the generous price of $7.50 a roll and $50 or $20 per bottle, depending on the size.
He’s had this planned for quite a while, and seems to think that hoarding and then reselling essentials during a crisis makes him a legitimate businessman.
People like this deserve to be called out, named and shamed, because this is the modern day version of being put in stockades and having tomatoes pelted at them. Maggots like this are a constant reminder that many will look to profit in the face of a crisis while withholding goods that people need to prevent the spread of a contagious disease. But instead of being embarrassed for getting called out, Heavy D Cup is laughing at the people who rightfully pointed out that he was a waste of a perfectly good cumshot.
“Don’t do cop shit.”
If you’ve ever uttered those words out of your mouth you almost definitely could get me half priced food stamps in less than 30 minutes.
He does have his supporters though.
“eNtRePrEnEuR”
I expected nothing less from a guy who takes hoodrat glamor shots in front of a Honda Civic in what appears to be a nice neighborhood.
When you’re from the burbs but your parents got a divorce and you rebelled by listening to rap music.
“That’s what a business does.”
Newsflash – price gouging hoarded shit you bought at Walmart is not a business.
“What’s wrong with making something that’s in high demand.”
Nothing. As long as you’re making it and not hoarding and price gouging a product that someone else made, which you do not have a legal right to resell.
He also appears to be single ladies. Sure, he might be a degenerate whose income depends on price gouging during national emergencies, but at least he’s got that good dick.
And by “good dick” he means 30 seconds of pleasure followed by 20 years of “I’m a single Mom and need help with Christmas gifts for my crotch fruit” online begging.
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114 Comment(s)
no toilet paper on any stores shelves but right next to it are full shelves of napkins. hell ive hit rough times once and had to use coffee filters. so napkins it is, when i run out.
i’ve found that coffee filters leave behind a fresh morning dew feeling.
It should go without saying, but remove the grounds first. It could be difficult to judge efficacy otherwise.
Boot Lips Sink Ships
Wow, must be around a hundred comments.
I wouldn’t feel bad if this Kevin Garner runner up got rolled for his money and his shit.
Big plus if they jacked his sneakers and the bulls lid along with the inevitable weed he’s got.
Screw this guy and all the lowlife crisis profiteers like him, both corporate and individual.
i’ve seen that face a thousand times in swarthy wipes on TP, but this badmouthing of a Black owned business only goes to show our racism, as this is also the future face of ȺɱɨЯҪα.
Imagine being so poor and stupid that this shit becomes a commodity to you. Stupid because why the fuck?
Poor because someone is actually selling and buying.
These people are living in the prison of real life. Selling TP for a profit. I don’t know maybe it’s a resume builder for a life outside of ebt and sect 8.
The fuck you want from me? I stocked up on booze like a normal person.
Ok for the first time ever I completely disagree with TBS. listen I hate ratchet scum of all colors and this dude is crowned with CBFBH with the sticker still on it which automatically means he should do 18 months in the closest county jail for being a scumbag… BUT… the fact if the matter is, he had the foresight and the start up capital to invest in an opportunity, you know, supply & demand, capitalism!!! Gaining the upper hand! That’s how America was built by Capitalism!!!! And yeah his prices are high, gotta turn a profit right??? But they’re NOT like ridiculously, break the bank “out of the world” High.
I commend his opportunistic spirit! At least he’s not slinging crack like he probably was 2 weeks ago.
I agree. The lack of understanding basic Economics 101, supply and demand, is ridiculous in this country. Toilet paper and hand sanitizer are not necessities. You will not die if you do not have them. If basic supply and demand principles were allowed to function in this country there would not be runs on goods like we saw this week. If price increased with demand people would not buy 3000 rolls of toilet paper, 85 cans of tuna fish, and 6 gallons of milk. They would buy what they can afford which is likely all they need.
Taxation is theft.
Mark Scott, whitest name ever.
Hope he gets stuck with cases of lysol he can’t sell or ever get his money back on. Water? Seriously? Turn on your tap you dumb ass mother fucker.
As for the skinny white boy defender he’s already got the AIDS by looks of it so fuck him to.
Where the BBQ General Tso Cat at? Yo Gangnam style bat and snake head cure you.
The shelves at the stores are empty but the big houses with big closets/pantry aren’t.
A pretty safe guarantee that there is an abundance of whatever you need is a suburban in their driveway.
I passed on stocking up. I have a plan though.
Any pictures of the dogs?
I love the pic of those two clowns flashing gang signs, one with a pubestash and the other with a Flowbee haircut. Some badasses for sure.
Im no genius or gangster, but those dont look at all like gang signs. They look like peace signs that have been around for years. Looks like somebody’s a bit blind, stupid, as well as ignorant? I’ll have you know that haircut alone got mr wrong there laid by your girl. I know that’s not saying much but still. Leave people alone and go wash your hands bruh. You should probably leave her too. From what I heard, she don’t wash nothin!!!
Got laid by my girl? but I’m gay, how’s my cock taste now?
Peace sign? That’s a “hang loose” sign you mainlander
Baltimore Mayor begs residents to stop shooting each other and ‘clogging up’ hospital beds which need to be kept open for coronavirus patients after SEVEN people are shot in a single night
“Once this virus bullshit ends you folks can go back to murdering each other with impunity.”
This is the state of the world right now.
Vote for me.I am 1/3 African American
I have 1/1024 African American ancestry.The DNA will prove it. It’s settled science!
What we need is a virus that just kills them. AIDS, Heroin and law enforcement wasn’t enough, they multiply faster than guppies.
Was all this stuff bought with an EBT card?
If so that would be quite some profit.
He’s got a tattoo that says mom, with a picture of Dian Fossey under it.
Did you happen to see the mushroom stamp he left on your mom’s forehead? Now thattt is a killer tattoo. She sports it all too well btw. Might give her a matching one on the chin 😉
I am monitoring two active shootings at the moment.One in Wellesley center
and one in Dover. Sorry those are real estate transactions. I meant to say
Nubian Square and Harambee Park.My bad.
and they wonder why we all hate them ? Can’t they invent a virus that would sort of, ya know, thin the herd of certain people?
Whats toilet paper?
Just so you know guys and gals, i heard through the grapevine that sales have not only doubled, but tripled since this article was posted! Looks like your dig at these guys backfired and you unintentionally promoted the product!!! Even worse, I found out the prices went up and now I might not even be able to get some smh…Seriously, wtf Turtle Boy
Why not donate it to elderly black people in the community?
That’s “grape soda vine,” for your kind there, bucko. Now kindly go piss up a limp rope while standing beneath it.
Do you have any crocodile repellent?
That Honda just screams cocaine.
Thanks for the heads up.
It may scream cocaine, but it still doesn’t scream as loud as your mom does when shes inside it… or I’m inside her. Either way, that bitch is louddd!!!
Do the right thing.
What size are the Ugg’s and how much?
Thanks
Ratchets are attracted to Chicago Bulls Flat Brims like moths to a flame.
Black lives matter….
Trump 2020
Anyone else seeing young Hispanic males in known drug neighborhoods sporting surgical masks???
Anybody else want to call a white kid a wigger or ratchet just because he has friends of different nationality or color? Ignorance at its finest.
I think the word your looking for is intolerance you fucking wigger.
Nope, definitely meant ignorance. Whose a wigger hahaha? That white kids wearing Jeans not sagging at all, a punisher tshirt, and blue Nikes you ignorant dumbass.
hahaha maybe because that kid is you. ive noticed every comment that hops on his side all say the same thing. calling everyone else ignorant. you can run and look stupid daily, but you can not hide. only your comments talk about screwing someones wife or mother and yet you drive around with your buddy everyday. vag is something that is allergic to you. get used to your buddys face in your lap.
Run and hide? From who or what? Lmao, I’m always around and alot of people actually know me, so I cant even take that comment seriously lol. But yeah, my comment on my friends page struck a nerve and I dont regret it. Shit is hilariousss and been getting nothing but laughs and good rec off it, so keep it coming haha. Inbox me and do something if it’s that serious… People are that bothered, while were sitting here laughing at idiots blowing something way out of proportion for clout to feel good about themselves. Like we’ve been exposed or something or something’s gonna change cuz of a article some kid named Clarence wrote, who I actually know? Your kidding right? Haha. Whatever makes ya sleep good at night bucko.
Finally, a brother with bigger jugs than me. A great entrepreneur, he should be on the board of Berkshire Hathaway.
I’m disappointed. When I saw the headline “Heavy D Cups” I thought this would be about Heidi and Erika.
False advertising.
I’ll be your human toilet paper for free! No joke, hit me up! Fellas only. Ooooooh!
Yo Westfield!!
Can you get me a box of razor blades?
This cunt was born with a flat-brimmed Bulls’ hat on.
You know ratchets featured on Turtleboy realize and know that they’re dirtbags when they come into the comment section to defend their honor.
I’m not gonna win this one am I But hey, people that actually know us know us, you got laughing so thanks for the clout!!!! So it was like the opposite effect of your intention. Glad to make your page and that we struck a nerve. It’s an honor Turtle Boy. If anyone feels a type of way or is mad, its Turtle Boy or people commenting bashing people like keyboard warriors and sheep. Great way start to my day off. Coffee, blunt, and reading this article and sharing it. Guess it works both ways. You roast people. They share it. You win right? I cant even hate on that, this is all hilarious and some really good material. Seriously though, if you or anyone needs anything at all, I got a plug for everything
Inquiring minds want to know, are you rocking a FBBH right now? And I like your business acumen…….playa!
Na, just a Nike hat I bought with some of the profit…sucka!!!
A Nike hat with your profits? Did you consider buying any Nike stock?
Are you the idiot with the pube stash and the baseball hat on sideways like a dope? Or are you the other loser turd?
What’s wrong Georgie, still don’t know who your daddy is ? Leave these guys alone!!!!
Start the day getting high……….Sweet!!!!
Shutup u gay wigga
“And by “good dick” he means 30 seconds of pleasure followed by 20 years of “I’m a single Mom and need help with Christmas gifts for my crotch fruit” online begging.”
That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!!
Black and Basic.
Would suck if you got sued for slander and bashing these guys and posting pics of people without thier permission, with their license plate at that too. That’s serious. Also, I know someone who knows you and your group. Your far from untouchable. You slandered the wrong people buddy, and I’m spreading the word to everyone.
Good luck. Hopefully the corona takes you out before someone else does ♂️
You are an idiot. Two douche bags and a plate number. You must be one of them gang signing wigga’s. Fuck you and your slander bullshit.
This is all public information that these ratchet fucks post on the interwebs. You are free to leave and never come back if you don’t like it.
Why is he a wigger? His pants are pulled up and he’s wearing a tshirt? Why is he ratchet? Do you realize how you guys sound lmao. Wicked ignorant. If you all got so much to say why not inbox the people or say it to there face?Stop being bitches about it because you know your safe lololol
When are you idiots gonna learn…when it’s ORAL defamation it’s slander, when it’s written defamation it’s LIBEL. And when a person posts a picture on a public platform like Facebook, there is no expectation of privacy and nothing to guarantee that your post won’t be shared, whether it be on Facebook or via other social media. It’s that chud’s own fucking fault for posting a picture of his license plate. And before someone thinks they’re being smart, I’ll go ahead and answer the question…no, I’m not a lawyer – just someone with some fucking common sense who doesn’t open my mouth unless I know what the hell I’m talking about.
Hey, “I don’t like bullies”!
How about you go fuck yourself sideways ’til Tuesday?
This is Turtleboy, where we call a cunt a cunt.
DS
Well said.
I mean, I would go fuck myself but I’d have to pull out of your mother and lift your sister off my face first… So for now, I got a good thing going, so I’ll stick with it. I should be passing them off to the next one sometime soon tho, maybe then I’ll thinks about it. Thanks for the suggestion tho!
You couldn’t fuck the crack of dawn.
And the only sister youre likely to touch is yiur own.
One the plus side, you have won the “Dickhead of the Day” award on TB today.
Congrats!
Now, off you fuck!
“You couldn’t fuck the crack of dawn”. I love it!!!
You never fail to crack me up, DS. Thanks for the laugh today!
My pleasure, LH.
Glad to provide a laugh and equally glad to ridicule these tools that are white-knighting for the al-kate-holic former blogger.
All jokes aside…that’s a Honda Accord. Just sayin ♂️
Anybody need sanitizer? Hmu I got you. Keyboard warriors get an even bigger discount…good luck with that corona…cabronas
Why are so many of these stories about black people?
Why are so many black men in jail?
Why are so many black children raised without fathers?
Why are so many blacks in the economic underclass?
Why are predominantly black cities shit holes?
Why is the leading cause of death among young black men gunshots?
Why do so many neighborhoods go downhill when blacks move in?
Because White people are racist!
the only thing you didnt mention was its the blacks doing it to the blacks. pretty racist of them now, isnt it?
Turtle boy censors all comments that call out the Happy Merchants by their true name. Why is that?
Hey turtle boy just letting you know you need to learn you car that is a honda accord anyone can see that so instead of being a dick all the time and putting people on blast is the reason people want to find you and kick your ass for being a lil puck and shit talker on face book I’m waiting for the day someone finds you and dose kick your ass maybe you’ll learn from that ass Whopping
Quit chimpin’ and learn to spell dope. “Dose” does not mean does. Ignorant chimp.
Oh my an Accord means money. It looks to be about 20 years old. Market value around $3000-4000 tops.
20 years old, at whatever value, and you’ll still get scraped…even by a budget build. You never know what’s under the hood bud. Humble yourself before someone else does.
Negroes gonna negro
Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.
He needs the money. Anything he makes on the books the DOR takes away to feed his 20 little monkeys by 15 baby mamas.
Anthony Wright!! WOW….another gay ass wigga….I hope you swallowed when you had that baboon dick down your throat…..scared ass white boy “sure, I’ll gladly pay $50 for your fine product sir and I’ll swallow your balls while I’m at it!!!”. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU DISGRACE!
Inbox me on FB tough guy. Pistachio lmao. Real coollll
Make sure to vote in November.
Frosty say’s : Just remember – Sheep stock up and hoard toilet paper during a crisis while wolves stock up and hoard ammo.
Smart White people stock up on both toilet paper and ammo well in advance of any Happy Merchant media hysteria.
I have a years supply of TP at my libtard neighbors house. He stocked up. When SHTF and I run out, I’ll teach him a lesson from comrade sanders. Steal from those who have for those who don’t.
When you liberate the libatards TP, take it all, every last sheet. Then slip generous amounts of ducolax powder into their granola supply. Sit back and laugh as they shit all over thier prius trying to get to the hospital for help.
Didn’t realize Westfield was the new Roxbury.
That part of the state has become a runny Fudge Dragon.
Thanks for the article, that was hilarious. I appreciate good humor when I see it and you definitely did your thing. I ain’t mad at cha. Hey, if you need sanitizer, you’ve earned a discount!!!
How Dare You!!
You still giving discount rim jobs?
If I can pull my tongue out your mom’s ass, then well talk about it…I’ll get back to ya!
Good one
Sparkling Wiggles gonna sparkle.
People like this maggot are the scum of scum.. He must’ve missed the memo from the Attorney General’s office. Of they catch people hording and reselling necessary products during the state of emergency they will come after you. I read in one case some douche had about 17000 bottles of sanitizer he was trying to sell at top dollar. They came in shut him down gave him a nice hefty fine and forced him to donate all his “stocked up product” I truly hope this ghetto super star market suffers the same fate as the other maggot.
Society is truly fucked all these selfish pricks have obviously never learned the rare art of kindness and helping your fellow American with no strings attached..
If you think for one second that Heinrich Healey will prosecute anyone, especially a minority, for this stuff I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Maura’s busy wasting tax dollars suing Trump and legal businesses that refuse to bow to leftist fascism.
Easy solution: report to the AG that the violator was wearing a MAGA hat or had a Trump sticker somewhere and she’ll be all over it. That’s my plan if my gym doesn’t pro-rate the monthly fee. “The front desk staff had a red hat on!”
Wait, people like him actually use toilet paper? I thought chimps and Jigaboos used their hands to wipe their asses.. ya learn something new everyday.
You’re jealous his business model is better than yours TB.
Pigs get fat!
Hogs get slaughtered!
And turn into #5 Combination Diner Special, right Lee?
Shit, Allen Iverson really let himself go…
that baboon needs to be sprayed with a fire hose like the good old days
Why is toilet paper in such high demand? It’s not like everyone is going to be shitting 15 times more than they normally do. When I see people dragging their ass across the lawn like a dog then I’ll say there’s a tp problem. Until then I’ll just laugh at all these morons who think the sky is falling.
You know what I need.
I had to go and embarrass the local dot head for price gouging water for $10 a case
If anyone is fucking stupid enough to pay him for this shit does it really make him wrong? FBBH(flat brimmed bulls hat) every fucking time…hysterical
Turtle, There’s a fool born every day. Just like the idiots who buy your overpriced junk.