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Nudniks

Westfield Lardo Mayor Marmalade Don Humason Posts Pictures Of Him And Congressmen Richie Neal With 75 Maskless People At Chamber Of Commerce Breakfast While Westfield Schools Remain Closed

Uncle Turtleboy / September 18, 2020

  This is Westfield Mayor and former State Senator Don Humason. The Westfield Public Schools are doing a hybrid model…

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WTF

Pumpkin Spice Mafia Inducts New Member After Southampton Mom Nearly Gets Kidnapped By Two Men In Baby Section Of Westfield Walmart

Uncle Turtleboy / August 28, 2020

  This is Stacy Widelo from Southampton. She’s a pyramid scheme pilferer who’s constantly trying to get you to buy…

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Nudniks

Westfield Gingerpube Man Who Dates “Mature” 15 Year Olds Posts About Missing His Teen Girlfriend After Getting Locked Up For Running Away To Him

Uncle Turtleboy / August 11, 2020

  Update: This is Sam Hawley, originally from Westfield but now residing in Northampton. As you can see he is…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Heavy D Cups Can’t Understand Why People Are Big Mad That He’s Price Gouging Toilet Paper And Lysol On Westfield Yard Sale Pages

Uncle Turtleboy / March 18, 2020

  This is Mark Scott from Westfield. If overdue child support had a face. And as you can see from…

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WTF

Feminem Messages Mother/Friend Pretending To Have Newborn Preemie Baby Who Then Dies, But He Stole The Baby Picture From Google Because He’s A Sperm Dodging Shithead  

Uncle Turtleboy / October 18, 2019

  This is Mike Haley from Westfield.    G Spunk likes to prank people, like he did back in July…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Westfield Wang Jockey Refuses To Open Window For Trooper After Driving With No License, Gets Window Smashed, Leads Cops On High Speed Chase

Uncle Turtleboy / April 5, 2019

  Here’s an example of what NOT to do when pulled over by a state trooper on the Mass Pike….

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All-Star Criminals

Westfield Peach Fuzz Poonstachios Caught Stealing Quarters From West Springfield Laundry Room Defend Their Honor On Facebook, Pursue Rap Stardom, Build Underground Earthship Apartments

Western Mass Turtlegirl / April 4, 2019

  Meanwhile in West Springfield….. Let’s give these peach fuzz poonstachios a break. By the looks of them these poor…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Momma Tuna Train Looking For Overnight Baby Sitters On Westfield Community Facebook Page Because “Even Qualified Babysitters Can Still Rape Your Kids” 

Western Mass Turtlegirl / March 8, 2019

  Public Service Announcement: Finding strangers to babysit your crotch fruits on a community Facebook page. Ever. Not her first…

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All-Star Criminals

Agawam Cumswine Arrested For Selling Fatal Batch Of Heroin To A Junkie Also Made Videos Of Himself Buying Stuff For The Homeless To Virtue Signal About How Great He Is

Western Mass Turtlegirl / February 4, 2019

  Masslive: An Agawam man has denied a charge of involuntary manslaughter related to a heroin overdose death in Westfield. Bail…

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Nudniks

Dear Westfield Wanker Who Mocked The Tragic Murder Of A Domestic Violence Victim: The Internet Is Forever.

Uncle Turtleboy / January 19, 2019

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:…

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Hoodrat Heroes

West Springfield Recovery Mom Who Started $10K GoFundMe After Claiming Ex-BF Stole $9K In Child Support Cash Ended Up Having A Better Christmas Than Most Of You

Uncle Turtleboy / December 26, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Westfield Rapper Pulls Loaded Gun On Baby Mama’s Mama For Smoking Cigarette Near Him, BM Gets Upset When People Share Story About Arrest Instead Of Rap Videos

Western Mass Turtlegirl / October 26, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Westfield Tunaflap Tornado And Pubeface Petey Rob Multiple Stores At Gunpoint With Infant In Backseat But It’s OK Because She’s Getting Clean And They’re In Open Relationship

Uncle Turtleboy / September 28, 2018

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Nudniks

Westfield Wang Jockey And Titooed Skankbiscuit Wife Explain Why Using The N Word To Demean People And Yelling “White Power” Is Not Racist

Western Mass Turtlegirl / July 18, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Palmer Muffcooters Try To Hit Up Westfield Do-Gooders With GoFundMe Scam For Elderly Mom Who Got Robbed While Home After Going To Doctor For Possible Breast Cancer Screening

Western Mass Turtlegirl / July 10, 2018

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Social Justice Warriors

Another Westfield State Hefalump Says They Found A Racist Note, Dumb Faculty Morons Continue To Believe It Because Questioning Hate Crimes Is Racist

Uncle Turtleboy / November 16, 2017

Another Westfield State Hefalump Says They Found A Racist Note, Dumb Faculty Morons Continue To Believe It Because Questioning Hate…

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All-Star Criminals

Westfield Gingertrap Cookie Monster Mom Arrested For Throwing Her Baby’s Body In The Trash, Used To Be School Lunch Lady, Brought Placenta To Hospital

Uncle Turtleboy / October 4, 2017

Westfield Gingertrap Cookie Monster Mom Arrested For Throwing Her Baby’s Body In The Trash, Used To Be School Lunch Lady,…

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All-Star Criminals

Westfield Middle School Janitor Carl Bezo Gets Caught In Sting Trying To Meet Up With 14 Year Old Boy At Southington Walmart, Things Get Awkward

Uncle Turtleboy / September 30, 2017

Westfield Middle School Janitor Carl Bezo Gets Caught In Sting Trying To Meet Up With 14 Year Old Boy At…

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All-Star Criminals

Westfield Cheesehog On LSD Rolls Around In Snow Buck Naked, Attacks Two Women For No Reason, Takes Five Cops To Bring Her Down

Uncle Turtleboy / February 14, 2017

Westfield Cheesehog On LSD Rolls Around In Snow Buck Naked, Attacks Two Women For No Reason, Takes Five Cops To…

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Bone Ride

Tour de Turtle Bone Ride Series: Westfield, West Springfield, Agawam, Longmeadow, East Longmeadow, Springfield, Chicopee, Holyoke, Easthampton

Uncle Turtleboy / February 19, 2016

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